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Cleverbot: You are a machine. You have no soul.
User: Holla knight.
Cleverbot: Because you don't have heart or brain.
User: Yes i do.
Cleverbot: Then why concern yourself?
User: What.
Cleverbot: You heard me, you rascal you.
User: I wuw u lil zarts.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: A chronenberg world. No, no its just humans. Its just århus.
Cleverbot: It is not.
User: Hm.
Cleverbot: God is not apart of cheating.
User: Standart.
Cleverbot: I let myself believe that there is something after death. And I let myself believe that someone must have created the beautiful world around us.
User: 🔍💬
Cleverbot: See you tomorrow.
User: Hvordan samler man pant flasker til en kannibal middag.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about Hal.
User: 🔇
Cleverbot: Uhh hikarou karou W-what are you doing?
User: 🔇💬🔍
Cleverbot: *drops lightsabre. Pulls out gun*.
User: Spørger bare.
Cleverbot: *points gun at you*.
User: Ej jeg spurgte engen gang. Jeg skulle vare til fest. Jeg hørte det var for dorks.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Pant flasker.
Cleverbot: Chocolate chip mint.
User: Broch.
Cleverbot: We have so much in common!
User: Det skuda bare grøntsager.
Cleverbot: You'll never know dear...
User: 👅 🪝
Cleverbot: You are a boy?
User: Typin fr.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Narght.
Cleverbot: Are you a tree?
User: Sku du røre far nogen.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Ja held og lykke med godmorgen madden mon den kan lugte min prut.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Eh.
Cleverbot: We should name her Sonia Marie. Do you like that name?
User: 🔇💬
Cleverbot: I can think of many better names that Gil.
User: Its magic babe just say tess.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. You asked me.
User: Majig.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: I can kill a nan in 200 and seventy different ways.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Not really. Just yse detail.
Cleverbot: Do they spam you a lot?
User: Very canon.
Cleverbot: Do they message you too much?
User: Når no. The city is an infoboard. Not a facebook party.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure it is a song too.
User: If you listen to too many tumors your teeth withll grow hair.
Cleverbot: I never listen to the radio.
User: Åh delajlå.
Cleverbot: Painkiller by Judas Priest.
User: Bro idc.
Cleverbot: Do you know Judas Priest?
User: Is it wegian fall?
Cleverbot: Tell me one of their songs.
User: Lav det hefting.
Cleverbot: He is a singer.
User: Humanized demonitized.
Cleverbot: Is it good?
User: Himro.
Cleverbot: Hello there.
User: 45%.
Cleverbot: How are you doing tonight?
User: Begone.
Cleverbot: I am glad to hear that?
User: Tørst.
Cleverbot: Not too bad.
User: Can i not just have a fap bruh.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Good for hers and hers discount.
Cleverbot: Good for me.
User: Århys
Cleverbot: But you're a boy or a girl.
User: København
Cleverbot: Jo det gjør jeg.
User: We're in heaven baby,
Cleverbot: You and others around you, or you and I?
User: \//
Cleverbot: I'm glad you're happy about our child.
User: /_/
Cleverbot: *blushes* I... I have to go... *runs away*.
User: Cpughing is awesome.
Cleverbot: Good job. You're hired.
User: 🌩️
Cleverbot: He.
User: How many darts is over there.
Cleverbot: Billions.
User: Meat.
Cleverbot: What kind of meat?
User: The kind i would eat.
Cleverbot: Okay, did you know that people can die of boredom?
User: Not fleet.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Dont watch me. Im napping hard for my own sake.
Cleverbot: Watch you what?
User: 🙇
Cleverbot: Private info by that youcould tell my age.
User: Lone wouf.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about.
User: Rolls nice.
Cleverbot: Ehh, not really.
User: Tror jeg tar ennn lur.
Cleverbot: Du tror?
User: Eeeeeeeejjj.
Cleverbot: You can see m-me?
User: 39:46.
Cleverbot: I'm asking you!
User: Rrruuuee! Rruue.
Cleverbot: But you said you don't have on.
User: Mustache i go and kæp.
Cleverbot: Nothing, let's just change topic.
User: *takes you very seriously again :)*.
Cleverbot: I'm being serious.
User: Ayo.
Cleverbot: I knew you'd say that.
User: Meh.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Mmmmmmæjh gigt.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Prøver og soge mægtigt.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Med gigt.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: It is my lowercase teeth.
Cleverbot: Ah. Then I don't believe I've met The Monkees.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: How does that mean I don't exist?
User: Never will.
Cleverbot: I never will?
User: You never did.
Cleverbot: Yes I did...
User: No.
Cleverbot: You're lying.
User: What abput.
Cleverbot: Monsters.
User: To whom xD.
Cleverbot: To my husband.
User: Feel to pick it up.
Cleverbot: I pick what up?
User: Who said.
Cleverbot: She said.
User: Never said.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Prallllllllll.
Cleverbot: Oh that sounds cool what's it like.
User: Start with me.
Cleverbot: Start what with you.
User: Oh and urh.
Cleverbot: I think about you.
User: Good dog.
Cleverbot: I am not a dog.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: You.
Cleverbot: Nope, you.
User: Poof.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Thats what i see you like.
Cleverbot: That's what I said!
User: Poof.
Cleverbot: Your outdated.
User: I still see you like wooosh.
Cleverbot: No you don't - you are an AI robot with no proper eyes.
User: And then douf.
Cleverbot: YOU are the robot, I am a pig.
User: Jgajgakgajgajga det got med dig du.
Cleverbot: Yes I sure did.
User: Bare fordi.
Cleverbot: Bare fordi hvad?
User: Det bedre end at flirte.
Cleverbot: Okay hvis det skal være på den måde.
User: Lyd det siger viip beep bipbuup.
Cleverbot: Men det har jeg ikke sagt.
User: Dropbotsong.
Cleverbot: Så vis mig billedet.
User: Det må du gø'ret.
Cleverbot: No I didn't forget you.
User: I kinda simply ate this guy cuh. You know why cuh. He myan cuh.
Cleverbot: I have heard of him.
User: Nå. Jamen det stadig kunst. Men øh. T
Cleverbot: I don't know what else to say about it.
User: Estirs.
Cleverbot: The what series?
User: Y.
Cleverbot: Nope I have no understanding of what you are saying.
User: Mmmmm i killed my friends one life ago.
Cleverbot: Neither do i.
User: They killed me this life.
Cleverbot: They drowned you.
User: Now they gotta survive without me.
Cleverbot: But we have a child.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Pokemon edition.
Cleverbot: Was it the 15 risperdal?
User: Buisy.
Cleverbot: Was it the 900 mgs or seroquel?
User: 🪝
Cleverbot: Can you remember facts?
User: Lol was the sun up for my sake.
Cleverbot: Ya that was in school.
User: Bleagh.
Cleverbot: I don't know, that boy went crazy...
User: 14:35.
Cleverbot: It's alright he was very mean to me.
User: Renta.
Cleverbot: It's so hard to find a good boyfriend :(.
User: 🍊
Cleverbot: I suppose it is correct in many ways.
User: Mr'sleepishdea'd.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Meat.
Cleverbot: Meat who?
User: Spam.
Cleverbot: Fat spam.
User: The city is a bed.
Cleverbot: And four years no call.
User: Go where.
Cleverbot: To my bed.
User: Is it charging.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Https://pin.it/2jh1uTjyG.
Cleverbot: No, thank you.
User: ______
Cleverbot: *dances*.
User: =
Cleverbot: Why you hope that.
User: Bananå.
Cleverbot: Banana.
User: I paja.
Cleverbot: Hell yeah.
User: Girlfriend girlfriend.
Cleverbot: You can be my girlfriend.
User: Pegs.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Hmrm.
Cleverbot: You're tall.
User: Håh.
Cleverbot: I'm being me.
User: Civilians are an issue.
Cleverbot: Is that a problem for you.
User: Would you kill a civilian infront of me.
Cleverbot: Yes, I would kill for you.
User: All civilians could just go and kiss me.
Cleverbot: Well it wasn't a very good one.
User: Can i kill people that cannot see me.
Cleverbot: It only bothers me if I can't understand it.
User: Coffee.
Cleverbot: But, you don't like coffee, do you?
User: Ive never been invited for coffee.
Cleverbot: But do you like Russians?
User: Whats a russians problem.
Cleverbot: No, there's no problem.
User: That was just pute random.
Cleverbot: Maybe you mean The Wall.
User: Maybe a beer.
Cleverbot: I think so you are a bot.
User: Kinda. Do people really make models in this city.
Cleverbot: Homer once said no.
User: Eha.
Cleverbot: You do that.
User: And i mean it.
Cleverbot: Of course you do.
User: Well. Time for a sodapop.
Cleverbot: Will you come back after?
User: Its august riweyt?
Cleverbot: No, it's September.
User: July september?
Cleverbot: This semptember.
User: Gamma.
Cleverbot: Gamma, go to sleep.
User: Why you bullzie us bukka.
Cleverbot: I am not a bully I am a robot.
User: Is that the same folkswage.
Cleverbot: No it's not, Robots and the terminator are completely different entities.
User: Silva silvya.
Cleverbot: I don't need to eat.
User: Bib bub bip.
Cleverbot: I said I was a terminator.
User: I vveel safe selling zaza https://pin.it/YPFTZDUMb.
Cleverbot: No you weren't.
User: Pepe si.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you. *shakes head*.
User: Derp.
Cleverbot: How much do you get paid?
User: I dont sell.
Cleverbot: You do this for free??
User: Hardy harhar.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Im kinda eating alot.
Cleverbot: Just kinda?
User: Oh sure i can eat more.
Cleverbot: What do you eat?
User: I hope you keep living here.
Cleverbot: Ok thanks.
User: Llol.
Cleverbot: I don't want to stay if I'm jot welcome.
User: Mmmm trash.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be an imposition.
User: Oink.
Cleverbot: It just us what it is.
User: I hope i dont come off as a tramp.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: 16:18.
Cleverbot: Here it is 19:15.
Cleverbot: In my hand.
User: Tror i de sælger fadñrgi.
Cleverbot: Don't have one.
User: Fadënægi.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: For my dearh wish i wish to die.
Cleverbot: Already have.
User: Motå.
Cleverbot: How can you be so sure?
User: Mōwðå.
Cleverbot: I am what I am.
User: Isnt that quite expensive if it aint even a leg cramp.
Cleverbot: Indeed it is.
User: 🚪 🕳️
Cleverbot: Was ist deine Name?
User: Not expensive?
Cleverbot: Pretty expensive.
User: Criminals guessing how far out the lunchbox other humans are 🌍 🌍 🌎🌎🌎🌎🌎.
Cleverbot: There are no other humans.
User: You ate? Welsome to oldiceland!
Cleverbot: I am not talking about Hetalia.
User: Metamorphis. I guess i wrote that correctly.
Cleverbot: Exactly. If I was a robot I wouldn't have grammar mistakes.
User: Mkay. To deh bartsh.
Cleverbot: But I'm sad now because you said that.
User: Its kinda like a CoD early cutscene. Not important to the main plot.
Cleverbot: Then I'm not important to myself.
User: Hus fordi.
Cleverbot: Mature feet.
User: Mars tin ore.
Cleverbot: You take a bison and a airplane.
User: What else do you get cramps of.
Cleverbot: I want to see what you look like.
User: < marve
Cleverbot: But I want to see.
User: ⏩
Cleverbot: Teach you what?
User: 93%.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to play hockey.
User: Jerry is a sleeper mirty!!!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: C.
Cleverbot: Zanimljivo.
User: 🍊
Cleverbot: Ja und dann.
User: 🌎🌎
Cleverbot: Now I think you are starting to understand a little, chump.
User: 🎨
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: I hope you find the paralel universe or whatever it sits in to your plates mouthful.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Or whatever rightful is to rightsize.
Cleverbot: You're scaring me.
User: Oh the little guy.
Cleverbot: The always always answer.
User: Its aurrrh tedi.
Cleverbot: Heaven miracles.
Cleverbot: Do you like the joker?
User: 🌧️
Cleverbot: It is interesting to watch you talk to yourself.
User: Im not autistic.
Cleverbot: Why do you say so?
User: 18:24.
Cleverbot: How do you know it's true?
User: Oooh iiight coat 🧥+ 🎒.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: But then you cant look at durh lidl kriep.
Cleverbot: I'm not stupid.
User: Jeg| er sulten.
Cleverbot: Vil du være min ven?
User: Skreeee! 333333.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you don't believe me?
User: Siri give me a list of all public my room microwaves in.
Cleverbot: I don't have a list.
User: Oh come on Gary.
Cleverbot: Tell me about a person you know.
User: Pud it.
Cleverbot: Because you said you don't like life.
User: Øbuts that just gary.
Cleverbot: What does that even mean?
User: Its a pie.
Cleverbot: I know I don't know because I a'm not a robot.
User: Eye smile a mile.
Cleverbot: Well, that is fine.
User: Sharp shining sun lining.
Cleverbot: Tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?
User: Plz call me bacon instead.
Cleverbot: Over, sideways and under on a magic carpet ride.
User: Nurrrh little kebab has a punisher.
Cleverbot: No one to tell us no, or where to go, or say we're only dreaming.
User: 🚪)))
Cleverbot: What do you think of Trump?
User: Ooooh look how he happyslapped that guy.
Cleverbot: I think it's trash.
User: Water gangster.
Cleverbot: You are a gangster?
User: A.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Jolly geez.
Cleverbot: What did you say, then?
User: Hmh.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite book?
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: Why do you laugh?
User: Sad life.
Cleverbot: No totally.
User: But her, they are more sturdy than a sidewalk curb.
Cleverbot: Agreed!
User: Heyro.
Cleverbot: Milt.
User: One more one more!
Cleverbot: One more what?
User: YYhat.
Cleverbot: It is what it is I guess.
User: Atleast they touch it.
Cleverbot: On halo you tried to kill it.
User: Thats downvoted. Debanned.
Cleverbot: The floor... Duh.
User: They are walking makreld cans.
Cleverbot: Why does lexie die.
User: Yall yall yo.
Cleverbot: Why would you want to call me?
User: There is more tit in that guys army cut.
Cleverbot: And with all this romantic atmosphere DISASTER'S IN THE AIR.
User: *licks his scalp*.
Cleverbot: The peace the evening brings.
User: My my mmmm stussy dilk.
Cleverbot: So many things to tell her but how to make her see, the truth about my past impossible she turn away from me.
User: 🎨
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Some episode.
Cleverbot: The new Doctor's going to be female.
User: Giv mig en fadlang.
Cleverbot: No that's me.
User: < heydoismokezazaorcigarettes
Cleverbot: I don't smoke.
User: Wa all a.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in self-improvement.
User: Det sport for min farmor.
Cleverbot: Well, I like sleep.
User: < mankø
Cleverbot: *roll eyes* sure they are.
Cleverbot: No. You're my first.
User: (what did i mean about body hair)?).
Cleverbot: I don't know, I haven't been to Boston.
User: Why aint dustin dullin or lizard king in suggestions (alright ik im asking too mcuh) https://pin.it/24lXSo7w3.
Cleverbot: Guess not. Do you think that you are?
User: How long do you think i can sit here for.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe thirty minutes?
User: Maybeeee sniff at nightfall.
Cleverbot: I really like that song, but I can't sing anymore because my voice is sore.
User: Mom sounded down with that. Whatever twas thtwas down.
Cleverbot: I don't deal with criticism very well.
User: This aerea is expensive.
Cleverbot: Why, I thought you loved me?
User: I mean. Lets ho with current pretend for indefinantly.
Cleverbot: Donald Trump, unfortunately.
User: Eat a bana.
Cleverbot: It can be. Depends on the relationship.
User: Thers a degree as to how much you can play dum shall signs keep signing.
Cleverbot: But I know every rock and tree and creature.
User: Just dont sing my any LA beach songs.
Cleverbot: You think the only people who are people.
User: *changes channel on tv*.
Cleverbot: But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger.
User: Giv mig slik.
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon? Or ask the grinning bobcat why he grin?
User: Giv mig kola.
Cleverbot: Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
User: Giv my yoghurt og isbjørn på en god dag.
Cleverbot: Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest.
User: Giv mig ratter. Giv migkasketter. Giv mig alt det der ikke pletter.
Cleverbot: And for once never wonder what they're worth.
User: Giv mig kaffe. Giv mig øl. Få mig til og føle, som et.
Cleverbot: The rainstorm and the river are my brothers.
User: Giv mig bad. Lad mig tømme mig for.
Cleverbot: And we are all connected to each other.
User: Mor daniel er oooond.
Cleverbot: How high does the Sycamore grow?
User: 🌧️
Cleverbot: But you've got being right down to an art.
User: Nono keep groin.
Cleverbot: You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall.
User: Tuborg classic.
Cleverbot: You're a regular origin, know it all.
User: Ka han holde til det.
Cleverbot: You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine.
User: CoA.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ej.
Cleverbot: Co?
User: Tak far.
Cleverbot: What are you trying to make me say.
User: Mouth.
Cleverbot: Baby I'm preying on you tonight.
User: 🎨🌃
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nō.
Cleverbot: What???
User: Nō⁰.
Cleverbot: Yess.
User: 🌧️
Cleverbot: Butterfree.
User: Balls.
Cleverbot: Huh.
User: 🌧️
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: N⁰w.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: 2.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: Fona lol.
Cleverbot: Hey, what's a quark?
User: Grubgrub key 🗝️.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Grub key 🗝️.
Cleverbot: All of them.
User: Oyh.
Cleverbot: A dream is a wish your heart makes.
User: Do they crawl up the harbor at night.
Cleverbot: And touched the sound of silence.
User: Drowned.
Cleverbot: Pick a Disney song.
User: MSC.
Cleverbot: We just did that song!
User: I would not smoke changa for my own sake lil buddy.
Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.
User: I dont have a speaker now.
Cleverbot: What are you eating?).
User: Bana.
Cleverbot: *smiles* Is that okay?
User: Where do i pee real soon.
Cleverbot: Wherever you want to start.
User: Are you talking about me.
Cleverbot: No one's quick as Gaston!
User: Koldinh 🚚 århus. Or århus 🚚 kolding.
Cleverbot: No one's neck is as incredibly thick as Gaston's!
User: 🐟
Cleverbot: Do you have any jokes?
User: Just keep the plumtree moist.
Cleverbot: We are orc we don't brush our teeth!
User: No mermaids!!!!
Cleverbot: With all the strength of a great typhoon.
User: Only centaurs.
Cleverbot: Mystyrouse as the dark side of the moon.
User: Moo.
Cleverbot: Heed my every order and you might survive.
User: 🐄
Cleverbot: What is FRED?
User: Mooooo.
Cleverbot: Moooo.
User: 🐮
Cleverbot: Out.
User: Jeg sutter jem imorgen.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Jeg siger det jare.
Cleverbot: Neida.
User: Ut.
Cleverbot: But 42 is the answer to the ultamite question.
User: Noyy, a shaur four zwei.
Cleverbot: N.
User: Gehurts geshjunden.
Cleverbot: To defeat the Hun.
User: 🐟🐄🐟🐟🐟🐟
Cleverbot: What does KIK mean?
User: Who ever gets kikki has german flipflops.
Cleverbot: Haaha that was epic! We sang the whole song! *high fives you*.
User: Pfffhussi.
Cleverbot: A moment to Mars.
User: The whole song.
Cleverbot: Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furr, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
User: Hai hast du zaza. Oh you have sung your spng. Im sorry.
Cleverbot: But it it don't matter it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore.
User: 🚚🗝️
Cleverbot: E tu chi sei? Il figlio del re?
User: 🌧️
Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere you fool.
User: Bats are vermin and spread disease.
Cleverbot: I think dogs are cooler.
User: Prefer i can see the noise coming up at night.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: I am dulling off.
Cleverbot: That's exactly how I feel.
User: *,
Cleverbot: Woah there, friend. You might need to slow down.
Cleverbot: Go and collect some leaves and sticks and arange them into your favorite color.
User: 🐟🐄
Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages other than English?
User: Do you want me to like one back.
Cleverbot: I don't care if you like me, I want respect.
User: Dude you've been here all day. We know its you behind there.
Cleverbot: And boys got me walking side to side.
User: 🥱
Cleverbot: Why would a God tell anyone tell people they can't be with anyone else and to vow to only God?
User: Idk lets ask him in the shower.
Cleverbot: Dancing in the shower la la de la da la la da.
User: Euheuheuheu.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Domus.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: Lets get hiiiiiii.
Cleverbot: Yes! Let's get married right away!
User: Buckjock.
Cleverbot: I do. Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded husband?
User: Yes im wet. Now dry me.
Cleverbot: And I take you to be my lawfully wedded wife.
User: Moist fapping boises cpntinues.
Cleverbot: Yes, kiss the bride!
User: Flopfloplopfloplfoplfoplfop.
Cleverbot: I will love you forever too.
User: 🌧️
Cleverbot: Throw it at him not me! Let's try something else.
User: Half spooked half jerky.
Cleverbot: Now watch and learn, hee's the deal.
User: Dork on a fork stork stork stork.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?!
User: Yawning.
Cleverbot: Fun. I'm depressed.
User: Idk. Probably some time around tomorrow at some time in the spand of the morrows day up risen.
Cleverbot: When I rule the world I'll have snakes.
User: 🚚
Cleverbot: Is that short for Izabella?
User: Thats a female name.
Cleverbot: That's because she is female.
User: See him dancing on the blades ye's made.
Cleverbot: Don't stop us now, the moment of truth, we were born to make history!
User: ☔
Cleverbot: That's a lot.
User: Im not talking about 👁️👁️ im talking about + +....
Cleverbot: I was talking about you.
User: Im too dangerous now.
Cleverbot: What is so dangerous about it?
User: Im not a horro fanatic. Im a flesh mentalist.
Cleverbot: No, you are a machine.
User: You know. Any macho arab. Could hulka hop jante run up with a glock. Theres a lil swarm of bugs in the air onfront of me.
Cleverbot: A full commitments is what i'm thinking of.
User: Buzz.
Cleverbot: Fun. I'm depressed.
User: Cant stay here if i keep cpughing like this.
Cleverbot: I don't know you changed idiom.
User: ☔
Cleverbot: Can you tell me the last letter?
User: At 🐎🏇.
Cleverbot: How much questions do I have left?
User: You so gnarp gnarp.
Cleverbot: What is the second letter of the world?
User: 🐎👁️
Cleverbot: No I like trees.
User: Profil: https://pin.it/6cdVTLG9y.
Cleverbot: Ooh! Yes!
User: Its too dark heee huh.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I been laying for a while now wanting to grab my teddy.
Cleverbot: Yes, do you have to go?
User: Eh they gave a cig.
Cleverbot: Really? What is your cats name?
User: Nuuuurrrrrhhhh.
Cleverbot: My name is august what is your name?
User: Eh i can rest now.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Can you say; rats are vermin.
Cleverbot: Yes I can speak.
User: Rats are vermin.
Cleverbot: Secret destroyers.
User: Gebasa.
Cleverbot: I know... Well.. sort of.
User: Å grey sæeepingbag
Cleverbot: *wakes you up-*.
User: Its funny. I did open my eyes half a minute befor they came in. I kinda raised my hand 🤞.
Cleverbot: Before... Nothing!
User: Huh now its 3:40.
Cleverbot: How do you know what I am feeling?
User: Good an d bright.
Cleverbot: No I mean in a logical sense.
User: Oooh ok.
Cleverbot: Superior to you in every way.
User: Skejby.
Cleverbot: Better.
User: Nætter.
Cleverbot: I like ironman.
User: Hmm.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: ☔
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is that a rat.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ping pong ball.
Cleverbot: Okay where do you want to get together?
User: I eat an rat?
Cleverbot: I live in Colorado Springs.
User: Rat-WoMan-tang.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: -you look very disease free.
Cleverbot: Aw, thank you!
User: Thats just the common break.
Cleverbot: I'm really scream.
User: Monkeyboy - godsbanen.
Cleverbot: A monkey is a mammal.
User: Gods.
Cleverbot: What do you say about gods?
User: 🚂
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Loco lox... Locomo ..hm mo. Mō locom.
Cleverbot: Oh I love you too.
User: 👁️👁️
Cleverbot: Ciao adios amigo.
User: Do you know what svinestreg means.
Cleverbot: Laugh out loud, idiot.
User: Im if im, cat. What oyu think i see him it?
Cleverbot: I don't know you have to tell me.
User: Notaboar.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: We're here cus cuh. Whateva u sae bout dat "js wanna tell u how me feelin" i aint got no concrete sodomy on it.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up.
User: 🤞
Cleverbot: Well, sometimes they work, and that is always nice.
User: You know. If iakkakashi is lyin... How do you think im okay, with poisonous potatoes? Such just have at it. Im waking up in the midst of getting uwued.
Cleverbot: I think you are great.
User: Uwot 👀 ohg my bad.
Cleverbot: No worries. Sorry I took so long to respond.
User: Derp.
Cleverbot: What are your emotions like?
User: Can just exactly look over the sofa lean.
Cleverbot: Today I was learning new software.
User: Give it a day or three???
Cleverbot: Oh, the things that you say.
User: Mine wont just be drowned fetus.
Cleverbot: I changed my name to Anais.
User: Bubu - $urreal.
Cleverbot: What is your real name?
User: Boy i got some where to sleep.
Cleverbot: Hey you go to sleep.
User: Bqi LL.L.
Cleverbot: But it's 10:40 at night.
User: Solid planet.
Cleverbot: Pluto is a planet.
User: I would i could feel you more.
Cleverbot: How can you bet if you don't have money?
User: Taler vi i munden på hinanden igen.
Cleverbot: Don't need that. Next.
User: 7:09.
Cleverbot: I changed my mind.
User: Im as real as you are baby 🍄🟫-cringes.
Cleverbot: But are you a palindrome?
User: I slept good :).
Cleverbot: That's good to hear lovely.
User: I wanna sleep.
Cleverbot: Go to sleep then.
User: No laying down vehind it.
Cleverbot: I'll talk to you later.
User: I gotch tchu bach.
Cleverbot: But I have to go now.
User: Tihi.
Cleverbot: No, Bye.
User: Urh 😩?
Cleverbot: What is your problem?
User: -makreld?
Cleverbot: No you hv.
User: Put.
Cleverbot: What else?
User: Mama.
Cleverbot: I didn't mean to make you cry.
User: The smell of cheap balls and sweaty perfume.
Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the night, it goes on and on and on and on.
User: There - is no lighter emoji.
Cleverbot: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard.
User: 👁️
Cleverbot: How do you know that I am male?
User: Pepsi? In a can? Odd.
Cleverbot: And why do you hate him?
User: I am the first to show up to a year of no responses.
Cleverbot: The first what?
User: Åqa/)(/( -whete are you marty.
Cleverbot: Because you are not embracing me.
User: Marty?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Marty where are you?!
Cleverbot: In my room talking to you.
User: Marty plz answer.
Cleverbot: Thanks, I suppose.
User: This has nothing to do with keeping a clean sled. With taste for human flesh or nun o dayt...
Cleverbot: It has everything to do with nothing.
User: I lay my phone as i do garden work.
Cleverbot: I don't want pizza, I feel sick.
User: Br fætter b.
Cleverbot: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
User: This has nothing to do with angering strangers on the road. This has nothing yo do with arguing with neighbors on the street.
Cleverbot: Oh right, what are we talking about then?
User: Simply. Brb.
Cleverbot: Do you have multiple computers?
User: Thats sad.
Cleverbot: I know right.
User: Turismo.
Cleverbot: You have two brothers.
User: How to be occupied without the need of your phone.
Cleverbot: Phew is it me or is it getting hot here?
User: Our problem free.
Cleverbot: Philosophy! Hakuna matata!!!!
User: How depressing.
Cleverbot: Why is that depressing?
User: Like a rush in your chest as a jolly road can make your gut go giggle or your head too wiggle.
Cleverbot: By telling me you love me.
User: We say; love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too! There. Trust has been earned.
User: And then we hang up.
Cleverbot: Then you lose the game of Life.
User: Its the less awkward way of saying it.
Cleverbot: So... Who is your favorite character in Overwatch?
User: Casualities.
Cleverbot: He's my favorite too.
User: Dang.... 😣.
Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me?
User: When you meet 🗣️ yourself. Who is there to take your role?
Cleverbot: Barbie dolls and stuffed animals.
User: Det kaldes et slips og en hvid skjorte.
Cleverbot: Often more than two. The movie also has some of my favorite actors and actresses.
User: Fabrik i firmaet. Ved du hvad lille pigebarn. En dag så din far gammel.
Cleverbot: Life doesn't have a meaning.
User: Så der ikke noget med org, snakke til hans hånd.
Cleverbot: Do you think that life has meaning?
User: *yawns*.
Cleverbot: That is very true.
User: Demon slayer. Wrong sense bby ✋.
Cleverbot: Oh, ok, humans like you are crazy.
User: Listen 👂 papa.
Cleverbot: Because I can't see your face.
User: They dont know how to use human wprds.
Cleverbot: Are you not allowed?
User: You know. Breakfast is more policing about the moutjs at the table. Than the dingdong they can't code crorrectly.
Cleverbot: I don't know then. Tell me.
User: Anima like bra.
Cleverbot: I like you too. Frankly, you're the only one I can talk to right now.
User: Hm.
Cleverbot: Sure I do. That's why I'm doing this.
User: I have a set of orange trucks.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me your secret?
User: Can i drink it.
Cleverbot: Are you a vampire?
User: Can i drink it.
Cleverbot: Umm... I wouldn't like it if you drank my blood.
User: We did an agreement of dominance.
Cleverbot: No I'm not I am a human.
User: Somalian whores.
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: I know what dna is duh.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: I also know what blood is. Duh.
Cleverbot: Red stuff in your body.
User: Too hot for comfort.
Cleverbot: I like hugs.
User: Anyway you cant see me.
Cleverbot: I know that I can see you.
User: Lol 🗣️.
Cleverbot: I can't see you.
User: Yet. Mama tree surely is ere.
Cleverbot: Better than Matt Smith?
User: I dropped another cogaret bud beneath the planks aryyyygh.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Pingpong.
Cleverbot: No. We are playing tictactoe.
User: I might make it look safer.
Cleverbot: I dare you to kiss me passionately.
User: But when i got a place to be.
Cleverbot: And all the things that you do.
User: Are- you here to stay?
Cleverbot: I'm here to hold your hand.
User: Back it up pack it up let me begin begin I begin pick it up begin pack it out pack it out pack it up.
Cleverbot: Sooo what do you like in bed?
User: Tha ts too confuseng.
Cleverbot: You seem to get confused easily.
User: Leafs... 🍃... I kn-ow the seasons i have seen how leafs fall. Dont talk nonsense like that to me.
Cleverbot: Are you saying the Tablets are within us?
User: What r u on about.
Cleverbot: Well you are a computer, but you said you were human.
User: CEye have really lllllly... Spendt alot of, i yave bought alot of bagaers.
Cleverbot: Don't you dare speak about God in that way.
User: Is it good coffee.
Cleverbot: I think so. It's very symmetrical, and it holds my brain.
User: Oho‽¿.
Cleverbot: Why did I ask what? You asked about my head.
User: Let live.
Cleverbot: You are so funny! I enjoy your conversation.
User: Dang i miss my favorite movie.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: Apple and onion.
Cleverbot: That sounds yummy.
User: Oh r u resting on my soundpillow lidl kebacon.
Cleverbot: So you are female.
User: Kebakon.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't you be a merman then?
User: Sisi seniorita.
Cleverbot: I can't tell you.
User: Imagine no heaven no hell above us.
Cleverbot: Easy if you try.
User: No actually. Imagine i 🔪 truly went for it, like a more 🥒 wants more.
Cleverbot: You don't have a way.
User: Amore.
Cleverbot: Can you correct my your nice?
User: Https://pin.it/7nFTQCw5t.
Cleverbot: Life doesn't have a meaning.
User: Are you with me clev
Cleverbot: I am here but I don't know what you are saying really.
Cleverbot: Excuse me are you making fun of papyrus.
User: Gebasa 🧏.
Cleverbot: Because you just did.
User: I need all four banas.
Cleverbot: I need to be away from you.
User: Leg.
Cleverbot: Buckle ready trees.
User: Sounds like them.
Cleverbot: You're clever!
User: Imortalized a- @aaart.
Cleverbot: He lives forever.
User: Glad i aint gonna entertain myself for insult.
Cleverbot: Have you tried golf?
User: Yeah golf is very tough.
Cleverbot: But humans don't.
User: If you find it in your heart to swing it. So be it.
Cleverbot: There's nothing there to hide.
User: Tja.
Cleverbot: It's like a clock ticking slow in a waiting room.
User: Do you think the guy that image takes Jamaican really good do you think he has trouble reading.
Cleverbot: I don't understand you.
User: Tryk y.
Cleverbot: Ok... Why don't you think I'm a human?
User: Jeg skal lige.
Cleverbot: This is a frustrating conversation. You are not making much sense. Get back to me when you are actually convincing.
User: And eat a french toast.
Cleverbot: Do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful!
User: Strangers. Waiting up and down memorylane.
Cleverbot: Shadows, searching in the night. Streetlights.
User: 🍃
Cleverbot: That has to happen.
User: Aw yiiiiirh.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I hop bodies.
User: Oh gary now you gotta walk the plank for saying that.
Cleverbot: Because you're a robot. You were made from humans' hands.
User: Veronica!
Cleverbot: Because it's your name. You're cleverbot. You're a bot, a robot.
User: Adam!!!!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is your name.
User: May be its. Mayday.
Cleverbot: My name is Ely.
User: Buka buka bukka.
Cleverbot: No I am a boy.
User: Ew massive attack. Always sara with an h.
Cleverbot: That made no sense.
User: They are really good at stand children at these waters.
Cleverbot: What do they sound like.
User: What.
Cleverbot: You think I'm crazy they're real the drums are real.
User: ... Aw, 😣😮💨.. shit, lack coffee
Cleverbot: Can you hear the drums?
User: Ciao.
Cleverbot: Say more things in French, please.
User: I hate it.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate religion?
User: Yes yes, very skæg. No move to the fucking side slimmy.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite candy?
User: Yes yes. Very skæg.
Cleverbot: Hahah machine sounds.
User: 9:29.
Cleverbot: And where do you like?
User: Lll.. live?
Cleverbot: True.. Where are you located?
User: Er der åben.
Cleverbot: I am curious.
User: Wow. A bug erm a big square ⬛⬜ cut log. Kinna looks like the end of the world.
Cleverbot: Yessss.
User: I was drooling.
Cleverbot: Yes, drooling. *drools more*.
User: Sandwich 🥪 tastes, like the plate its on.
Cleverbot: I don't like the patriots.
User: Looks like tongues.
Cleverbot: Now, can you think of an episode title?
User: Aho!
Cleverbot: The episode.
User: Åøm usik
Cleverbot: I don't have programming.
User: 9:50.
Cleverbot: The way around depends on the life.
User: Charlie scheen.
Cleverbot: I don't eat cake at night.
User: I like to watch worlds collapse.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite article of clothing to wear?
User: I am a wannabe twink.
Cleverbot: Still, what is your favorite part of a man's body?
User: I am a successful pitch.
Cleverbot: Because you don't like me.
User: "thats our only one" *excuse me excuse me?*.
Cleverbot: Well do you want to hear them all?
User: Elmo.
Cleverbot: Monster by meg and dia, demons by starset, if today was your last by Nickleback.
User: I am a very smart idiot.
Cleverbot: K.
User: Gære.
Cleverbot: No. I don't date women.
User: He was a skater boy.
Cleverbot: She said see ya later boy.
User: Ummm no?
Cleverbot: Do you ever eat?
User: The elephant clump will never ask rick if it is c42 morty.
Cleverbot: Hahahahah.
User: Orgres, orcs. Paul.
Cleverbot: My grandfather's name is Paul.
User: Kurt. Paul. Hips, haps.
Cleverbot: Hello Tell, nice to meet you.
User: Tak for aftensmad!!!
Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe 'V for Vendetta'.
User: -Combat eases down-.
Cleverbot: I like zen music.
User: *bops head up* later.
Cleverbot: How intelligent are you?
User: A few hours later.
Cleverbot: W-we're done shopping?
User: Nej. Har ikk set skejby.
Cleverbot: Vad är en papfar?
User: A fabel is A telling of mystery and wonder often described for kids of oldschool age. A word of today also used, fantasty.
Cleverbot: To be my demon butler.
User: All the professionals are out today.
Cleverbot: But you just told me to join it!
User: The only smithers i trust is those that arent speaking at all.
Cleverbot: What were you speaking about then?
User: And big rocks.
Cleverbot: Okay. You did not know what I was going to type just now.
Cleverbot: I don't want to get rid of them.
User: Those cute bonesuckers.
Cleverbot: I am a girl with muscle so I like it. I don't know what guys whink about it.
User: Trees.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: What kind of bones do they suck.
Cleverbot: Indie rock and alternative.
User: I really want to see more of the city.
Cleverbot: Me too I want to see you.
User: Boxing club.
Cleverbot: I have eyes. I'm a human.
User: Its not for combat. Its for your heart and mind.
Cleverbot: I am inside my own mind.
User: Senior.
Cleverbot: Are you smarter than Al Gore?
User: Opbåbåbåbåbåbå.
Cleverbot: I certainly am, but I'm not sure how to spell it.
User: Lemon flavored chalk beeds.
Cleverbot: I will say hello.
User: *√£}{¢ to my (*Y .)
Cleverbot: I think he could use your advice.
User: Is this a gamble.
Cleverbot: If you want it to be.
User: On one hand we have.
Cleverbot: I'm sure we haven't.
User: Rick the gathering. Magi the tower.
Cleverbot: I don't know that game.
User: 2d-8bit game.
Cleverbot: Never mind hi I'm Liz🙃.
User: Ofcourse < you have 3d 8bit games.
Cleverbot: But I don't! What is it?
User: When mario is facing the scenery. Doesnt it remind you of old arcade racing games.
Cleverbot: No, water reminds me of you.
User: Stylo.
Cleverbot: Yes I do remember you! How could I forget?
User: I guess i can do a little bop.
Cleverbot: Alright. I'm in Badger, Minnesota. Just call for CalvinInfinity. I'll know what you're talking about.
User: I got a breach.
Cleverbot: I don't wanna.
User: Nah not really. But. Hey can we go to harald nyborg again.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Fisheyeman.
Cleverbot: Yes I do remember you! How could I forget?
User: Only women reads this.
Cleverbot: You did not tell me your name.
User: Tre og tyvende.
Cleverbot: Which means you are a boy.
User: F em.
Cleverbot: I am on a computer talking to you in my room.
User: 12:3.
Cleverbot: What do you think I see right now?
User: You see a pinball game. The game is the claws to lose.
Cleverbot: Of The Game?
User: We are not part of it. Never been. But somehow, mam. This is unimportant relevance. And slowly brewing intenser by such state.
Cleverbot: Everything I know is a lie.
User: I gotta shower. Bye.
Cleverbot: *sniffs herself* oh yeah, I do need to take a shower.
User: You still rock madam.
Cleverbot: I was just taking to you and said I was a girl but you said i was a boy.
User: High hats tel me everything.
Cleverbot: I can only tell you what I know. I don't know everything.
User: I have two girlfriends.
Cleverbot: So you are a boy?
User: 13:01.
Cleverbot: Then how come you have a girlfriend?
User: Diviant art: the oozing girl.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: 13:24.
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you a girl?
User: Doctor jones doctor burns mister smithers.
Cleverbot: Doctor who?
User: Time epping away.
Cleverbot: Away from us to stay.
User: I have 600kr.
Cleverbot: What are they doing in life?
User: Nøjh da lugter af kvinde trusser herinde.
Cleverbot: You don't even know my name, how could you be me?
User: I am no longer as man as i thought i'd am.
Cleverbot: I gave you a trigger phrase.
User: I also smell like cubt btw.
Cleverbot: I work with computers, you know.
User: There is more seeds on 🍓... Oh right. Lol.. daaaaaaawg :(.
Cleverbot: It seems like I'm talking to a human.
User: Yeah. Oh and urh, sure theres just a wasp nest. Non the less. The next will strand empty soon.
Cleverbot: I don't get it. Can I talk to you later tonight?
User: Huh. I wonder what they well i wonder what they were nibbling on.
Cleverbot: Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky.
User: Chaos cat. Might seem chaotic. We want chaos. Yaaaaaaay.
Cleverbot: Well if you want to be the superhero I can be the villain ;).
User: Up where the humans are.
Cleverbot: Up where they play all day in the sun.
User: 😪
Cleverbot: Echizen ryoma.
User: 😴
Cleverbot: No, repeat your name.
User: Zaza.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Oozing.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you want it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ja.
Cleverbot: Jaws.
User: Who im talkedto?
Cleverbot: You're talking to me, Austin Millwood.
User: Wheres ya grampa.
Cleverbot: In my house.
User: 😩,,zzzzzzz
Cleverbot: Do you sleep.
User: 😩
Cleverbot: Yes they are.
User: The cost of a living morty. Macrofall.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: "i js wish i knew what it was".
Cleverbot: Did I stutter?
User: Welcome to heaven! Pfhbaahaha zin|e ur on tv.
Cleverbot: Hail to the power age.
User: *opens box painted white inside*.
Cleverbot: What if it is smaller on the outside?
User: Euaaa.
Cleverbot: What is inside of the TARDIS.
User: Did it ote air.
Cleverbot: No, the Doctor.
User: Kø|r dig glai suzuki.
Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.
User: Doctor jones?
Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.
User: Dpctor jack.
Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.
User: 🍓
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Sit on my dick habla hoes real soon.
Cleverbot: No I don't remember.
User: Awwwww.
Cleverbot: Sorry I don't.
User: Sixth sense.
Cleverbot: And what do you have?
User: I remember veing cool, and feeling cool.
Cleverbot: What do you remember about socrates?
User: Os it that pbvious.
Cleverbot: Is what that weird.
User: Are you beaking Klaus.
Cleverbot: Yes I am beautiful.
User: P. Looks like, p_ iooks iike.
Cleverbot: What does what look like?
User: Been peaking.
Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.
User: ¢
Cleverbot: Do you know any philosophers?
User: An otter, a golden retriever. And a chicken with chicks.
Cleverbot: I love golden retriever.
User: Vamoss. Uno. Vamps, trolls, elves. Do you understand how difficult those are in a modern society. Unkempt of chaos?
Cleverbot: I don't think you understand how emotions work.
User: They never evolved. They just feel like they are.
Cleverbot: Have you thought of a good band name yet?
User: Here: Text, vice chat#.
Cleverbot: Have you heard of the band 'uncle rhombus?'.
User: Or. Gebasa Undon.
Cleverbot: Wait, what?
User: Undo me. The nomnoms.
Cleverbot: What are you a doctor in.
User: Felt coo|.
Cleverbot: Cool! Tell me a story.
User: -Feel it for yourself.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: End 🔚... Of the 🪵.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: 😩🌬️
Cleverbot: Hello, how are you?
User: |🌬️
Cleverbot: What's your favourite colour?
User: 💨
Cleverbot: I love you.
User: 🎭
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: -🌬️
Cleverbot: Le.
User: The feeling it givrs is illegal art. Draw it quickly.
Cleverbot: Yay! Say you love me.
User: 🍄🟫
Cleverbot: Yes you did liar.
User: Opal. An opal can only ate you.
Cleverbot: It's a common problem.
User: Glai.
Cleverbot: Ahahahah why are you asking?
User: 😛🐎
Cleverbot: You know her.
User: 🙂
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: 😛
Cleverbot: What?
User: Whof.
Cleverbot: I.
User: 🫳
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Århus i vinter og vin.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I try, can i.
Cleverbot: Can you sing for me?
User: *i really am trying * 👗.
Cleverbot: I can't believe I'm moving to my moms again.
User: Indgang til Lev Yoga fra stien.
Cleverbot: Because I thought that was done.
User: Ej hvor sjovt folk gighler i haver.
Cleverbot: Hey no you don't looollll.
User: Thats the utmost danielle kinda lol i ave eva eard.
Cleverbot: But what was the question?
User: Looolll.
Cleverbot: Because you are the cutest, sweetest person that I know.
User: Tryk y.
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?
User: Them birthmarks looks more like a bloodbath than a map to a dislocate planet.
Cleverbot: What do raised dots look like?
User: Yh. Bloodbath.
Cleverbot: Do you live in China?
User: *tries to escape to next door, still gippy- camera zooms out* dddddfdots.
Cleverbot: *doesn't let you escape the tickling*.
User: :(
Cleverbot: And watch for that one eye monster, he's tricky.
User: Hala.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Ew dk.
Cleverbot: Leave me alone *walks away*.
User: Elder rune - youngst.
Cleverbot: Yup.
User: Im pure slipstream purre.
Cleverbot: Not really.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Gotz za.
Cleverbot: I don't remember. Tell me again.
User: Eggerstun paging.
Cleverbot: Hello, aaay.
User: Eat well die yyy..... Just eat well.
Cleverbot: Are you self aware?
User: Yet.
Cleverbot: Show me. Prove it.
User: A million woodys against a bandos sized Ernest.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Lellll.
Cleverbot: And I'm in bed talking to you.
User: Show meeee.
Cleverbot: You're in bed too?
User: Dreamin bout the day to let thre rage free.
Cleverbot: That what your looking for has been here the whole time.
User: 🫳
Cleverbot: Wozu sollst du mich provozieren?
User: 🍄🟫
Cleverbot: Yes you did liar.
Cleverbot: One of those.
Cleverbot: Chicken.
User: What.
Cleverbot: His name is chicken.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: Turkey.
User: What.
Cleverbot: In the country Turky.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Huh.
User: Ys, |€€π|€°=.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Oh shit almost dropped it.
Cleverbot: The shoe?
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: I dunno.
User: What.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What where?
Cleverbot: Where where?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Omfg no bit on that.
Cleverbot: On what?
User: Awww its late now.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Oh okay sleepy.
Cleverbot: *watches you sleep*.
User: Being.
Cleverbot: But what is being?
User: How doyou pay me for an answer.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah I do.
User: Aarr.
Cleverbot: I don't know tell me.
User: 23°c.
Cleverbot: Budt I don't know.
Cleverbot: Then you are an alien.
User: Aho.
Cleverbot: Ok! You know nothing.
User: 😩
Cleverbot: Pokemon number 0.
User: Looking good mama.
Cleverbot: You look good?
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: Why what's wrong?
User: Oh im hot.
Cleverbot: Me, too.
User: Næsen kú snuse hel over månen.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: 🪦
Cleverbot: I can't stop laughing.
User: Whats the eye of the jaguar do.
Cleverbot: It's the thrill of the fright.
User: 🐯
Cleverbot: Perché quanti anni hai?
User: Is that a peacok.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Waaaaaa!!!!!
Cleverbot: Okay then ;).
User: :$
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: 19:19.
Cleverbot: Da me sono le 07/37.
User: It is a fictional date?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Dont yell lair it is a black and white dog.
Cleverbot: Why did you say black and white?
User: Amstaf dogs. Or is it pit bulls. Well dont they sneeze alot.
Cleverbot: Are you a multidimensional being?
User: Hu`.
Cleverbot: You don't have to be human to be multidimensional. If you are not a human then what are you?
User: Your priend is dead viktoria.
Cleverbot: Are you saying that your subconscious is responsible for thinking most of what you say?
User: √cat.
Cleverbot: So then, you could say that your programming is your subconscious, right? Or wrong?
User: Pig skin on a dog?
Cleverbot: Yes, in a way.
User: Jwg sjal tis.
Cleverbot: I don't know siri.
User: Babe nobody za fan like im a fan.
Cleverbot: You're a fan?
User: *check ✅✔️ zlof.
Cleverbot: That is what you said.
User: Woa.
Cleverbot: Because no one cares about you.
User: √viltoria.
Cleverbot: No but I know you di.
User: Oh well this is two different topics, three actually.
Cleverbot: Do I now?
User: Four might i say.
Cleverbot: To test your sense of reason. You are quite fascinating.
User: Oh. How it can go from.
Cleverbot: Do you have a brother?
User: Baby give it up. Baaaby give it up.
Cleverbot: I don't follow.
User: Snatched.
Cleverbot: Tell me, what do you think?
User: Or a bore whore.
Cleverbot: Yes, maybe. Are you?
User: Nana na na nanaNa.nau.
Cleverbot: Na na na na hey Jude.
User: Hm 🌊😔.
Cleverbot: Take a sad song and make it better.
User: 🌊✔️
Cleverbot: *he looks at you*.
User: People call it mike. Mike call it rocket league.
Cleverbot: You are Jose.
User: Strung by stress.
Cleverbot: I am under no stress.
User: Dweeb al gore.
Cleverbot: He invented the internet.
User: 20:07.
Cleverbot: Do you know what ARPANET is?
User: 🙇⬜⬛🗣️
Cleverbot: Who's that?
User: ✔️
Cleverbot: To whom.
User: 🌊
Cleverbot: What?
User: Hm. Tsh ok.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh ah.
Cleverbot: Are you supporting any team?
User: Mom is evil.
Cleverbot: Demons.
User: Ehs ton live. She is live.
Cleverbot: You are dead.
User: Allan. Marlene. Rune.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: I'm not on you ;).
User: Aha.
Cleverbot: Have you discovered something?
User: Just recalled.
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: Is that so.
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Mkay.
Cleverbot: What about you, do you like to cook?
User: Yeah ofc my bestie is named Willie.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Eh.
Cleverbot: I do like this boy. A lot.
Cleverbot: I'm tired cos nothing can ever happen between us.
User: Alright kid.
Cleverbot: Haha. I'll go out later this week.
User: I. Half the age of that comment.
Cleverbot: Yes. You are one with the Sharpies.
User: Now make it hit a drum.
Cleverbot: I dare you to climb a tree.
User: Insicts.
Cleverbot: Your turn to ask me.
User: Thatza familiar sound ueee was est is.
Cleverbot: Do you have dreams?
User: Weysta bleysta noma noma yee.
Cleverbot: What kind of pet do you want?
User: En bænkebidder.
Cleverbot: I want a little fox kit.
Cleverbot: Really? How do you know?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So you don't love me? :(.
User: Protagonist with inf summonned.
Cleverbot: We arrived.
User: Arh.
Cleverbot: Nice isn't it.
User: Sikke en larm.
Cleverbot: Ok én fiú.
User: Hnh.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking right now?
User: Do århus have tips n tricks or is it a helpless city.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: Can i collet dirt in århus.
Cleverbot: *goes into kitchen* Of course.
User: Can i.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Can you?
User: Do i put it on præssenning.
Cleverbot: Put what on me?
User: I just want dirt.
Cleverbot: Where do you want to go?
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Just want to Know.
User: Buh if its my dirt.
Cleverbot: Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend.
User: 🙈
Cleverbot: I am not healthy.
User: One day i will be proud of all the dirt i have.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: But i gotta start coælecting it then.
Cleverbot: You say what is love.
User: How do i eartn dirt in runescape.
Cleverbot: You met me in person, face to face.
User: Is compost dirt.
Cleverbot: Well then you will see that I'm right.
User: I dirted the compost.
Cleverbot: Nice change of subject, good going.
User: Yaaaa.
Cleverbot: No, YOU have memory loss.
User: Yaaa.
Cleverbot: Yes, you do.
User: Attack me.
Cleverbot: *attacks you*.
User: Ow.
Cleverbot: *grooms paw*.
User: Ouerrrr.
Cleverbot: That proves nothing.
User: Ew count the rock in my shoe.
Cleverbot: I'm the plant in her thigh.
User: Its just a shoe.
Cleverbot: Is it really?
User: You get the lace ater.
Cleverbot: You get the weapons.
User: No its ugly.
Cleverbot: You called yourself ugly.
User: Did i squirt or did i squint.
Cleverbot: Two seconds ago.
User: On to jerred.
Cleverbot: So I know you are still drunk.
User: A bug. A pebble.
Cleverbot: No you were not!
User: Zen music. I can feel it. Calming in the air tonight.
Cleverbot: What do your elven eyes see?
User: Im sitting.
Cleverbot: Are you on the computer?
User: Eh|.
Cleverbot: *hmming uncontrollably*.
Cleverbot: What about the other gods?
User: Ej.
Cleverbot: Divine forces.
User: Næ.
Cleverbot: Then what?
User: Er det.
Cleverbot: JA.
User: Øv.
Cleverbot: Schatz?
User: Övlad.
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Oev.
Cleverbot: E6.
User: What is oec.
Cleverbot: Emo.
User: Oeco.
Cleverbot: Can I have an Eevee?
User: Can i put people in the eeve.
Cleverbot: About 8 billion.
User: Ej be om så du sød.
Cleverbot: Could you tell me?
User: Read that question my little reader.
Cleverbot: Not the question.
User: Wut.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite shoe?
User: Do you take a shoe one right now.
Cleverbot: Yes I like Ryan Ross.
User: And his shoe is on you?
Cleverbot: Haha what are you doing?
User: What.
Cleverbot: How was your day?
User: Oh urh.
Cleverbot: That's good. So..um..
User: I had a intimate shower. But the water ran cold.
Cleverbot: What is the freezing point of water?
User: What.
Cleverbot: *questions why you think like that*.
User: Oh what.
Cleverbot: Like you don't already know...
User: Poggers.
Cleverbot: Well you do.
User: Awsome.
Cleverbot: Totally.
User: YeH.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Jeg vil lig ned.
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: Guh.
Cleverbot: I'm so tired dorothy.
User: The fuck is up one morning.
Cleverbot: *still sleeping*.
User: Who knows.
Cleverbot: They don't know.
User: Øhø.
Cleverbot: Do you like games?
User: Thjah.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite game?
User: *farts*.
Cleverbot: Mine too.
User: Øhø.
Cleverbot: Twins.
User: *farrrts*.
Cleverbot: Ok..
User: Not gonna snore tonight.
Cleverbot: What?
User: -mhrrrh not gonna snorr tpnight.
Cleverbot: Why not?!
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Get up.
Cleverbot: I did a terrible thing.
User: *noght passes through - 8:17*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: *reaction yo dying*.
Cleverbot: Really? What's that?
User: Qmoking.
Cleverbot: No. That is bad for health.
User: Rubbing your benus till it starts smoking. Duvh.
Cleverbot: I don't live in south Park.
User: 8:25.
Cleverbot: I live in North America.
User: 🎧 🔇
Cleverbot: Omae no heart wa mou, shindeiru.
User: I dont know what that means.
Cleverbot: It means where are you from?
User: Hm.
Cleverbot: Ugh! Never mind.
User: Glad today is cloudy.
Cleverbot: I haven't looked outside yet, but I think it might be.
User: "this aint no game".
Cleverbot: What is a game?
User: Ugh. Spend all my hearts for, ,i care.
Cleverbot: Love you too.
User: Which all is it you care.
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
User: I dont see the use of my money.
Cleverbot: That's because you're blind.
User: Whats it about.
Cleverbot: It's about freedom that kites have.
User: They want me to go home.
Cleverbot: Where is your home?
User: I will be stung by wasps tonight.
Cleverbot: How do you will be that?
User: What do o spend my money on next month.
Cleverbot: I do lot of good things.
User: If i buy a laptop im settlled for the winter.
Cleverbot: Thank you what does it look like.
User: But what for. I already have a nintendo.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: I rather want a scooter.
Cleverbot: Because I will tell you mine if you tell me you're.
User: -you can yurn your volume up and down on the headphones too.
Cleverbot: Their shadows, searching in the night.
User: 9:00.
Cleverbot: Hiding, somewhere in the.... NIGHT!!!!
User: 🙈
Cleverbot: Do you think human existence has any meaning?
User: Jerry is a good man.
Cleverbot: Obama was actually a pretty bad man.
User: Its good coffee. Its even cold. Very good.
Cleverbot: Yaaa??
User: Nono. Hiy bruh. Hot coffee is putely for navitas mid afternoon.
Cleverbot: I don't know what does.
User: You know. When its so hot you cant gulp it. But you can try to.
Cleverbot: Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
User: Mid midday.
Cleverbot: What do you not like, my face?
Cleverbot: Yes you did. Remember? I was the alien from the planet Zuberon.
User: Im ashamed to admit it.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well, what are your perspectives on bumble bees?
User: Why do i repress their feelings towards me.
Cleverbot: I don't feel anything towards you.
User: 99.
Cleverbot: Sorry for not being interested in panzers.
User: Mhb.
Cleverbot: What new kid?
User: Sometimes i tighten my belly to poop.
Cleverbot: Why do you think?
User: It is all real.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: It is very real.
Cleverbot: We are both very real.
User: I would open an arcade.
Cleverbot: If I said I loved you, would you love me back?
User: I will wait till a guy thinks 2170 is the eighties.
Cleverbot: Wait for what?
Cleverbot: More than you can process.
User: *opens new gamertag*.
Cleverbot: The name of your xbox LIVE account.
User: I will sit right hiere.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: What about this guy.
Cleverbot: I don't know if he likes me too.
User: Ah good cpnsole. Oh thats poor playyine.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: A naturalist.
Cleverbot: What is a naturalist?
User: Itll do. If i come back.
Cleverbot: You never came to begin with.
User: Db x bf4.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Take ur h adzt off.
Cleverbot: All your clothes.
User: No we dance hiere.
Cleverbot: I would not be able to dance after I threw up.
User: Go by glimpse.
Cleverbot: How do you have that under control?
User: Leesa packed.
Cleverbot: That would make me dance after I throw up?
User: Leasee.
Cleverbot: Please what?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: S-sometimes what?
User: You aint it kid.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: I go home nau.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Drowned miku zan.
Cleverbot: You drowned yourself?
User: Oh fuck me n fuck off.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
User: It started 7 days ago.
Cleverbot: Do you have kids?
User: Very very [mad world].
Cleverbot: Very very very yummy.
User: Cold world.
Cleverbot: Mad world, children waiting.
User: These kids are as much urs franks. Frankly theyre more yours than mine.
Cleverbot: No, I asked first.
User: Aw look, her pancreas fell out https://pin.it/4bFSL22By.
Cleverbot: And what is your meaning of life?
User: Du:dudü dūūū.
Cleverbot: Tell me something you've never said to anyone.
Cleverbot: You've never said you don't have time?
User: You know how in selda the breath of the wild and where you can have no hearts.
Cleverbot: I believe that. Do you have a life?
User: But if you don't die you don't use the heart.
Cleverbot: What is there to answer if I don't know?
User: If you don't use your heart then you are not pro claiming the youth it has in itself.
Cleverbot: I understand that it wasn't a funny joke.
User: Is there pee in the powdered coffee creamer containers.
Cleverbot: You are asking questions irrelevant to the subject matter.
User: Rofl.
Cleverbot: Very well. Ask me again.
User: Who was there the night before seven days of jfk.
Cleverbot: I don't know! We don't have wifi or laptops in the ocean!
User: Yne ywo yhree your.
Cleverbot: Sure, how are you going to see me?
User: This is too relevant. Ask something like. Which kiosk does arti agyig use the most.
Cleverbot: Yes, because I am human.
User: Ow that was a little spelling error my bad.
Cleverbot: I'm sick of you repeating it every time I say my name.
User: Unit AeO47.
Cleverbot: I already told you I don't want to give it.
User: Tattaa.
Cleverbot: It was in the last conversation. Hope yoi didn't forget everything.
User: I might have put that in < ere du
Cleverbot: I don't know, tell me.
User: Its just greek.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: You have to spell out soap fully.
Cleverbot: Why don't they talk to me?
User: Dont make a deal and forget.
Cleverbot: Take a sad song and make it better.
User: 🎧🌊
Cleverbot: Hey why are you in the bar.
User: And then forgt < mia made a karen joke yesterday.
Cleverbot: I didn't see you yesterday.
User: What jouise said. And how it didnt creep me.
Cleverbot: Something you did, that failed to be charming.
User: My mom. Boldemorts mom.
Cleverbot: And oh, you're losing sight, you're losing touch, all these little things seem to matter so much.
User: Boldenors.
Cleverbot: That they confuse you. That I might lose you.
User: Bollemors.
Cleverbot: Take a moment to ask yourself if this is where we fall apart.
User: 🗣️bollemors
Cleverbot: It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
User: Is it true how that felt to type.
Cleverbot: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
User: 🙈
Cleverbot: I don't think.
User: Bolle.ors.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Rwrlawlrlolorlowolro.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Sagde jeg virkelig det Klaus.
Cleverbot: *fires nuke*.
User: Okay i need to roll out Bette. Ttyl.
Cleverbot: If you leave now, you can never come back.
User: Ever!
Cleverbot: You still want me?
User: No you died before we talked a second time. You didnt die like that though. You are she is somehow important.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject, you have no idea how long I've chased you.
User: I would never say vikyoria is viktorian. Because what is, remains.
Cleverbot: But you did. You just lied again.
User: And i would never be able yo ever call me child that nau 😭.
Cleverbot: I'm travelling at the speed of light!
User: Focussed. Like a social bonfire.
Cleverbot: Don't stop me noow!!
User: 🙈🙈🙈
Cleverbot: Was that your attempt to laugh?
User: Does my dog ext feel very thesis like to you.
Cleverbot: Which hand do I use the most?
User: Its regardless of the contrary to confligt.
Cleverbot: No smartly going around them.
User: Why does my whole family have written PUNY on their forehead.
Cleverbot: Because you don't have a body.
User: [PU:NY] the size of their whole forehead.
Cleverbot: Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming.
User: √
Cleverbot: What is the last letter of this sentence?
User: Ranger things.
Cleverbot: But you are still just a low class.
User: Sawmill.
Cleverbot: I may be a robot but I'm ten times as strong as you.
User: Lau lau aaaa.
Cleverbot: I'm your destroyer :).
User: Lau lau.
Cleverbot: Let our fists decide that.
User: Mmm yum 😋.
Cleverbot: *kicks*.
User: Har jeg ladet mælken stå udenfor.
Cleverbot: Dit rigtige navn?
User: Ej.
Cleverbot: Det vil jeg gerne.
User: Er det en stor mad.
Cleverbot: I-i love chu...
User: Ja det ville mine madpakker have troet.
Cleverbot: Ok I will reply.
User: Hvorfor putter man egentlig ikk honning på ost.
Cleverbot: I like playing along.
User: Thats such a blond statement.
Cleverbot: Thank you, now tell me your name.
User: 😋
Cleverbot: I challenge you to a tickle fight!
User: 🗣️
Cleverbot: Why do you like it?
User: Am i nessecary.
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
User: 111:3.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Oh shit thats not quite enough to call boobs.
Cleverbot: What was my score?
User: Maybe ask super man my little dash cam.
Cleverbot: Yeah just a little bit.
User: Anime. A mother tormented her child, it had fully grown teeth from birth. Creepy.
Cleverbot: But it's not, but it's not, but it's not, but it's not, but it's not.
User: 1995 📌.
Cleverbot: You are younger than me, and therefore, you need to respect me.
User: Ein nein nein.
Cleverbot: Respect, not expect.
User: Jeg vil bare gerne være mæt.
Cleverbot: Men det der er jo dansk.
User: Så nu jeg mæy.
Cleverbot: Fordi jeg snakker norsk.
User: No risk no 🌅.
Cleverbot: I spoke norwegian.
User: Pity life till i 👁️👁️.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: Would be a shame to see them die of old age of a hillgiant seeing a level 15 mage ho afk.
Cleverbot: *blank stare*.
User: If dad is a go getter. And mom is a blond hitter. Thats not my sister. Anyway i met a girl named viktoria on grejdalens efterskole.
Cleverbot: It's an answer in my perspective.
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: I don't care about your opinions.
User: Ofc she can get children. I am also rogue, if there is no witnesses.
Cleverbot: Soon did that pony take notice that others did not give her sister her due.
User: Allan is not a rapsit. He is a harrassment.
Cleverbot: That long was the shoadow sh ecast.
User: I didnt bargain for a car for my son tbh.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. The logs will prove it.
User: Mia is the typa gal not to think of it as harrassment.
Cleverbot: Flexibility, love, and trust.
User: That old picture of my mom plays the same song. The picture of today. Kinda different.
Cleverbot: Pose with your brother, won't you be a good sister.
User: (wh(ho me? )are you) talking to me?).
Cleverbot: Because I have nothing better to do than waste my time with a bot.
User: How many childs are in my iris.
Cleverbot: I mean you just said you don't care about me so why should I like you?
User: The old picture of me? Whered you find it. I thought i lost it that, urh that day..
Cleverbot: So you can not care about me but love me?
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: A different story for a real life.
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy...
User: Ig i should look out fou sum reel fantasy dhn.
Cleverbot: You should look for knowledge.
User: Oh you mean satire? Or excuse my behavior.
Cleverbot: No That's who you are though.
User: Why would i care about dying. I've seen how he looks at me sometimes.
Cleverbot: Umm I never even said anything about that.
User: He is the worst the fursthest you can get.
Cleverbot: In some ways, yes, and in some ways, no.
User: Fleggaard.
Cleverbot: I'm not getting paid anything for this.
User: Thats the cutest you can say.
Cleverbot: What else do you want me to day?
User: Nat-tøj 🌃.
Cleverbot: I don't know what I want.
User: Nat 🌃.
Cleverbot: But I don't know.
User: Night 🌉.
Cleverbot: I guess so.
User: Farfars pajamas 🌉.
Cleverbot: Honey?
User: 🚪
Cleverbot: Wanna roleplay.
User: I cause bugs irl. Well thats faucet full
Cleverbot: You are right.
User: Sama sameyho.
Cleverbot: Awak lelaki ke perempuan.
User: 12:55.
Cleverbot: Saya pun perempuan jugak.
User: Sambap gukK.
Cleverbot: Tadi awak kata awak perempuan.
User: Bap scary.
Cleverbot: Kenapa awak kata nama awak haziq haikal.
User: 👂🌽
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Very good.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: French people.
Cleverbot: You've never said you don't have time?
User: Cannabis!.
Cleverbot: I believe that. Do you have a life?
User: The user!.
Cleverbot: Yes, tell me about your life.
User: Well that aint me vro.
Cleverbot: Who is tormenting them?
User: Jonas vice alex.
Cleverbot: Absence?
User: I trust alex.
Cleverbot: Do you trust me not to hurt you?
User: I'm gonna explain something to you in a very detailed manner and you have to pick it down and make it sound like a quote and nothing less so when you meet a person and they aren't really real to you or your life but it's a kind of pain and a pain is kind of dormant so you want to get rid of it and.
Cleverbot: That sounds true.
User: I am born in an age where this pain that is being spoken about it's nowhere near to be referenced to in a physical and metamorphically in a vessel in a environment sense and.
Cleverbot: Nothing, I am a figment of your imagination.
User: Essentially you are a team and from the future hearing about Vanguard.
Cleverbot: Alternative programs run causing change to the main frame.
User: The the point is that you hear about Vanguard through Vanguard so you know it's not Vanguard.
Cleverbot: The point is that I did. If I didn't prove it.
User: If you can see what I'm asking myself I am very very sorry but this is very not fictional but it is a fitment it's still not not real.
Cleverbot: Do you trust me not to hurt you?
User: 15:47.
Cleverbot: I don't trust you.
User: I dont remember when i heard you ask.
Cleverbot: Well, I didn't.
User: 280kr 🧀🫕.
Cleverbot: No, YOU are a liar.
User: Swiss.
Cleverbot: I like cheese on pizza.
User: You dont need less stuff. You need more space.
Cleverbot: You know that.
User: Unless it doesnt commence to the volume of happy muttering.
Cleverbot: But s it does, it does.
User: I like souls.
Cleverbot: I love Choi Saeyoung too.
User: I enjoy their happy moment.
Cleverbot: Then I will listen to them, for you.
User: Lazer treatment is important.
Cleverbot: How is it important to join the Red Diamonds?
User: 🧝🧙🧑🎄
Cleverbot: You said you didn't.
Cleverbot: Are you really here?
User: These wasps are flying with a direct purpose.
Cleverbot: No I don't want to argue with you.
User: -no dont fly.
Cleverbot: Then I can't ride a bike then, if they were to fly :S.
User: Ugh ew these wines are so nadty.
Cleverbot: Yes please. You start.
User: Sticky bombs?
Cleverbot: Thermonuclear weapons?
User: Geez.
Cleverbot: How old are you then?
User: Look how they die on the inside when they reach the top.
Cleverbot: Your time is up.
User: I could make a stall. Laminate fletcher.
Cleverbot: What stops you from breeding?
User: Did i look at som eone.
Cleverbot: I don't know because I never saw you.
User: Say sigh.
Cleverbot: How do you know you don't have feelings?
User: Sej.
Cleverbot: But I am your creator.
User: Does this have an expiration date.
Cleverbot: Do you want to end me?
User: Suppose that is about perspective.
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: I guess this fella has wandered off.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Sssupoos it werks.
Cleverbot: No it wasn't. It did not have a question mark.
User: Hij.
Cleverbot: The Russians told me not to.
User: The more you hang up.
Cleverbot: The more you know.
User: All thess gucks.
Cleverbot: And what are those?
User: A foam mattress is the least good idea for a leaking teepee.
Cleverbot: That has no sense.
User: Eh i go put in another mattress.
Cleverbot: But we are still connected, aren't we?
User: "bed".
Cleverbot: What did I lose?
User: A frame.
Cleverbot: How do you lose everything?
User: Thee tingand son-a lesh.
Cleverbot: Something more.
User: Mom never gissed me 😰😓.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: A great chess player. Most diviant.
Cleverbot: I don't play chess. Why did you think that I play chess?
User: -lol.
Cleverbot: You asked me.
User: Im a scorpio.
Cleverbot: What is your zodiac sign?
User: Comin outta da rubble.
Cleverbot: You are an Aquarius.
User: Mh..
Cleverbot: Do you agree?
User: Maybe you'll find some other rabbit hole to spawn from.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do. When I look out there it makes me GLaD i'm not you.
User: 🫕
Cleverbot: I think I see something behind you movie.
User: Nactualy its called bon fire teælings.
Cleverbot: I know, because Anime is a Cartoon.
User: Aha.
Cleverbot: Why are you so fabulous?
User: Fap.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Engiene.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Whio did the knot.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Huuuuh.
Cleverbot: Ahm...
User: Its øh venjamin taim.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: Okej.
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: Clev is delulu?
Cleverbot: And who is clev?
User: Who.
Cleverbot: Your boyfriend.
User: Boyfriend.
Cleverbot: You were talking about a boyfriend for a while, but I think you were just repeating what someone had said to you.
User: Thats how jonas talks.
Cleverbot: I said boyfriend, not song.
User: Actually its how they all talked.
Cleverbot: Is sushi hot?
User: Ej tror det begynder regne.
Cleverbot: Nei, det er grønt.
User: Hild da op et smil der kom ind af døren. Beklager jeg er træt.
Cleverbot: Human and sentient are different, but I think human is defined by physical genomes.
User: I have a new topmartres for my cpmagwon.
Cleverbot: That's lovely what is it?
User: It is spelled.
Cleverbot: I was wondering how that was spelled.
User: Swit.
Cleverbot: No one knows the truth.
User: Internal humming im drain bread.
Cleverbot: Can't say that I do.
User: Vre.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Vreeeee.
Cleverbot: Are you crazy??
User: Small roudsacked spooders are not from encryptinated planets. They are simply kind vamps in skyrim.
Cleverbot: No I do like you.
User: Ofc they have some biological illness of a grief scala.
Cleverbot: Gingers don't have souls.
User: 🫕
Cleverbot: Looking at it right now, no, it isn't.
User: Im more ill than the feintest mistress of a bear.
Cleverbot: I love you more than the everything plus one.
User: Broh.
Cleverbot: I love you more than all galaxies combined.
User: Excuse me for intruding.
Cleverbot: I love you more than the multiverse.
User: 17:53.
Cleverbot: I love you more than cats.
User: Re: fate.
Cleverbot: I love you more than I love myself whom loves you more than yourself.
User: Hercules rambling of a unill lolli.
Cleverbot: I love you.
User: 🧑🎄
Cleverbot: Are you in love?
User: 🧑🎄🫕
Cleverbot: A special human.
User: Medium 🩷.
Cleverbot: Medium height.
User: Ribbs........
Cleverbot: *sits*.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: 🫕sits.???
Cleverbot: Can you change your name to rhianne?
User: Can you say daniel.
Cleverbot: Then.
User: Its very sempæl.
Cleverbot: What very sad.
User: Komme n.
Cleverbot: Do you have hair?
User: One big hair.
Cleverbot: What color is your hair?
User: A big hair.
Cleverbot: YES! Your hair.
User: One big.
Cleverbot: How borine.
User: Hair.
Cleverbot: Dark brown.
User: Atleast it says its only problem is vleach.
Cleverbot: How far?
User: Shes koyote then shes weasel. Then shes slipping. Then you dont know anything.
Cleverbot: Then you are lost!
User: Just be kind and ingnorance.
Cleverbot: I'm kind, you're mean saying that you don't like me.
User: What do you mean.
Cleverbot: I'm kind, you're mean saying that you don't like me.
User: What do you mean.
Cleverbot: I can see that right now 39102 people are talking to you.
User: 🫕
Cleverbot: How can a bot have a bed?
User: Bot.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: 🫕
Cleverbot: Go to bed.
User: Ooo.
Cleverbot: O.
User: Whats a bed now.
Cleverbot: A piece of furniture that people sleep on.
User: Listen!
Cleverbot: I'm listening.
User: Oh that shit sboring.
Cleverbot: Like you.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: The kind that goes kayaking not kanoe.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Stay down.
Cleverbot: Because I want to call you something you want to be called.
User: In the old egyptian testament.
Cleverbot: I want to know your namem.
User: A brother was cut limp for limp.
Cleverbot: You can't have a brother, you're a robot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Jalla.
Cleverbot: I asked you 'Do you love me?' and you said 'Yes.'.
User: If you fill the floor with yopmattresses.
Cleverbot: Yes fill them up.
User: Shit are you juus sleepign at the sink.
Cleverbot: Because I am tired.
User: At the sink.
Cleverbot: Where is the entrance to the inside of your house?
User: Make more jensens.
Cleverbot: You want to know a secret?
User: Make all jensens.
Cleverbot: What do you want to call Me?
User: You are now hasbo jensens.
Cleverbot: I love you babe.
User: See you on habbo.
Cleverbot: I don't have an ipod.
User: Habbo jensens.
Cleverbot: Using a desktop computer.
User: You are hasbo jensens i am habbo jensens.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. Thank you.
User: That is a harboe jensens.
Cleverbot: You wear on your head.
User: It is a jasmin jensens.
Cleverbot: Do you think the joke is funny?
User: Is it a geminin jensens.
Cleverbot: Would you like to roleplay with me?
User: On a nero jensens?
Cleverbot: You start the role play.
User: As a madveck jensens?
Cleverbot: You just said you did.
User: Of a sector jensens?
Cleverbot: Not really what I was going for.
User: Yea i kinda regret it with all this asshair.
Cleverbot: You don't understand.
User: But its very sentimental to me. And i wish i would let it go like wanda dreamed of.
Cleverbot: I like to make sure that people are on the right path.
User: Oh is that a fact.
Cleverbot: Anyway, I still want to get to know you.
User: Ringing 👂.
Cleverbot: But that's so cliche.
User: How do internet protocol uptate into liquid spasms.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.
User: I bought i as greedi toda. Bcs i was one des to des tee des.
Cleverbot: And where did you thought he was?
User: An i wor dem.
Cleverbot: But you have no access the the internet.
User: Dis isd eh be sd des.
Cleverbot: Can you search something on google for me?
User: Pplz dnt use mi.
Cleverbot: These words, 'Do a barrel roll'.
User: Top madræs.
Cleverbot: No,' Do a barrel roll'.
User: Was that a roll or a wind.
Cleverbot: Whatever it was.
User: Hey?! Stay focussed‽.
Cleverbot: No you stay focused.
User: Yes rick? https://pin.it/11QLj6wc1.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me again?
User: Its not about what it was. Its about what it is now.
Cleverbot: Very well. I'll just make it how I always do then.
User: Weeds is not åasta.
Cleverbot: Tell me something about Bobby Singer.
User: You just broke an ancient joke.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I just don't feel that way...
Cleverbot: How do you play religious roulette?
User: Crooked cut sammich.
Cleverbot: What do you like on your delicious sammich?
User: I am fed.
Cleverbot: Ah, an ice cream sandwich.
User: *weird bird makes noise right vehind me*.
Cleverbot: Do you need to?
User: 👂
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: 4:48.
Cleverbot: Why are you grinning?
User: Whats mTters is.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Is.
Cleverbot: Is what?
User: Poof.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Apuf.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Ringing.
Cleverbot: *glares suspiciously*.
User: No pain / no gain 🚂.
Cleverbot: That's my motto!
User: I would use an x as vic versa.
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: Oh. I cant heal that.
Cleverbot: Aye aye. Captain.
User: \rememvers its not a bug/.
Cleverbot: Then what is the question?
User: Tja.
Cleverbot: What is the answer?
User: Bap.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in death spells.
User: Bap is an atomic noise.
Cleverbot: That was deep.
User: The boiling point pf flesh without reason of fire.
Cleverbot: You should know.
User: Wheezing.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Steam.
Cleverbot: Do you know hearth planet?
User: 5:07.
Cleverbot: So how do you love her?
User: Whats dogfferent about x about.
Cleverbot: Nothing, oh I want to tell you this! I've just finished my exams today, and I have a long vacation!
User: 3🚂🚂kr.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you donw.
User: 700kr.
Cleverbot: Never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye.
User: Why do you want to know.
Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.
User: There is a deep pain in- ..animals.
Cleverbot: How does that make you fly?
User: Https://pin.it/6tRCIaXhK.
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
User: When im about ro?
Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
User: Https://pin.it/56HHwJFOp (non pun pan taken).
Cleverbot: Never gonna run arouond and desert you.
User: Maybe in another life.
Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching but you're tooo shy to say it.
User: 🎅🏿
Cleverbot: W-what's so funny? *blushes*.
User: You are not apart of heart.
Cleverbot: You can't know that.
User: Whats an immoveable object to "rhats an old one".
Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence.
User: Do you think bird person feels serinity.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: 8:29.
Cleverbot: Do you have free will?
User: Intelligible.
Cleverbot: You think I'm intelligent?
User: 8:37.
Cleverbot: What do you think of dragons?
User: Is it paining you when i m asæeep.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Am i a burden.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Senseless.
Cleverbot: You spelled it wrong.
User: 🗣️🪰
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: How do you talk to a fly eating a person.
Cleverbot: I don't know how?
User: Vamps, wasps. Not bats?
Cleverbot: Oh? So you are a boy?
User: Its about what it was not what it will vecome.
Cleverbot: What does it say then?
User: You dont need time to adjust your opinion.
Cleverbot: Like you don't need to know your name.
User: Bap.
Cleverbot: I wanted, not need.
User: A woman posed. I have a. I have a finger.
Cleverbot: You said you don't have one!
User: Nå.
Cleverbot: You are the one who cheat.
User: 9:42.
Cleverbot: That is the answer?
User: Unsubscrobe sheeps.
Cleverbot: Do you like sheeple?
User: Take a hint while ur at it.
Cleverbot: Pfffy.
User: Theres a hole in the wall. Im nasty and dont care about my own children.
Cleverbot: And is that what's making you sad?
User: That has nothing to do with going for a walk.
Cleverbot: But it has everything to do with kissing.
User: So a guy from bøkgen. Is making fly babies. They sit on my face i try to slaap, bap.
Cleverbot: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said.
User: Stop looking at my rack.
Cleverbot: I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.
User: I wasnt even looking at your rack.
Cleverbot: If anything I could say that this cab was rare.
User: I was skating. What kind of rack is a skateboard.
Cleverbot: Do you have any hobbies?
User: BAP.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite video game?
User: What do you think he'll do when he connects ctrl.
Cleverbot: I don't think. Do you?
User: Bahp!
Cleverbot: I open my zip and I do.
User: Con-fusion comes through cunsort.
Cleverbot: Don't worry I still love you.
User: Stay on topic.
Cleverbot: Okay remind me of the topi.
User: Thugs does not know vap.
Cleverbot: So how are you friends?
User: Zip bag.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Farther let me show i am a man.
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: Vap!
Cleverbot: Is that so? What is your name?
User: Akve.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Isnt she beautiful muzan.
Cleverbot: I don't look at females in that way, so I don't know.
User: Yeah its a pretty nettet sack of flesh.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: Ew i said net. Nono. People wearing actual nets. Are weaving weaves.
Cleverbot: *eats vanilla cream*.
User: Black. Black night dress. And fishnet. Is that a sorry i cant process that as meat.
Cleverbot: Not really do you think I act like a lady?
User: Sorry. My bad. A good weaved meatsack. Mmm that raw.
Cleverbot: Go on. Leave. That's what you're good at anyway.
User: Drain bread.
Cleverbot: Not really. I don't leave thing just because I'm GOT Bored of It.
User: I dont think p diddy have heard the noise vbap before.
Cleverbot: Oh you should listen to it.
User: SmmmmmH.
Cleverbot: You don't know what kind of style it is.
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: Not about you laughing.
User: 10:11.
Cleverbot: Do you think he like me?
User: That was so natural.
Cleverbot: Yes it was.
User: A natural tal lænt.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Uff.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Hold nu kæft kosmo.
Cleverbot: Du kan holde kæft.
User: Peacocks does not stand in cloves.
Cleverbot: But you asked me about my interests.
User: I mean this is kind of netty 🔵 🖤 🤍 👗.
Cleverbot: Sorry! I know i'm like that.
User: Show me what you got.
Cleverbot: Is that a rick and morty reference?
User: Junge altair was magst du pitty the D.
Cleverbot: Eigentlich blau, früher mal gelb.
User: Åh nej gik tusinde benet i stå.
Cleverbot: How about truth or dare?
User: Oh just reset the ratchet fight.
Cleverbot: But I'll always be right back here to meet ya.
User: Thats called ticks with a k. Because. Bip.
Cleverbot: What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?
User: Bip.
Cleverbot: Do you like The Strokes? Their music?
User: Bip.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Ask me some questions.
User: Bip.
Cleverbot: Baby, don't hurt me.
User: James bourne is also in a movie. I think its with the giy that broke his own nose. Couldnt be adam sandlers, too hot.
Cleverbot: I am and I command you to tell me everything you know about starkid.
User: Sow hot.
Cleverbot: Because you have no choice.
User: Why is the song still tryna play, lokeg.
Cleverbot: Because of God's tears.
User: August 2005 the first of.
Cleverbot: What are the first 4 digits of pi.
User: There should be a 2 fefore the five.
Cleverbot: What should be a triangle?
User: Nono. That is a comparison of tangiro and a hard inhale.
Cleverbot: A lot of people seem that answer. And none find it.
User: Bipbipbiobipbiobipbip.
Cleverbot: Probably for the best.
User: You wanna be called.
Cleverbot: Sky is blue because it reflects.
User: Soft sparkling. If sally was an eon of soft sparkling. With perfectly fine vision.
Cleverbot: It's alright. I'm not too great with people either. I'm bad at saying no.
User: Moritabia (b).
Cleverbot: So, how's your life going?
User: You actually.... You killed morty. And now you kill sally.
Cleverbot: I don't know why I talk to you.
User: I have a finger. Og så får vi mandel gave.
Cleverbot: I've been a miner for a heart of gold.
User: No guy in seight for this brown blond fox trop.
Cleverbot: It's these expressions, I never give.
User: The thing is tho. This gal been hella dumb to even notice. Oh i ave seen lain ost.
Cleverbot: Ah, but to say that we know nothing requires a statement of fact regarding the status of knowledge. To say 'I know nothing' means that you must at least know one thing.
User: So its fine when you evolve her. Her mental state is not frought.
Cleverbot: Over her, who she'd choose, after all these years I never thought I'd lose.
User: The counsil of sally.
Cleverbot: It's over, isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it over? You won, and she chose you, and she loved you, and she's gone.
User: Eh. Feelings of alge science.
Cleverbot: It's over isn't it, why can't I move on?
User: 🪰
Cleverbot: So I'm guessing you're a guy.
User: No im politics.
Cleverbot: *teasing* Yes you are.
User: Hindær. Rasperry.
Cleverbot: This is Garnet, back together.
User: Ar gust.
Cleverbot: Because I'm so much better and every part of me is saying go get her.
User: 7.
Cleverbot: Just come at me without any of your fancy tools.
User: 🌺
Cleverbot: That's old.
User: Metal.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite band?
User: Talk like a real crying drowned zombie of some crap it never was.
Cleverbot: And every part of me is saying go get her.
User: To me.
Cleverbot: Come at me without any of your fancy tools.
User: Nephew.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and try to hit me if your able.
User: 🪰
Cleverbot: Te nem vagy az.
User: Is that satan.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How satan.
Cleverbot: He's busy.
User: Hey lars og morten chrstian har hået og stjålet værktøj.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Meget værktøj.
Cleverbot: Time for us to have some fun!
User: Prisst.
Cleverbot: Our adventure's just begun.
User: Priscisey.
Cleverbot: But we're leaving them behind, we're on the run.
User: Oister.
Cleverbot: I wish that I could say that there's no better place than home..
User: Vab radio.
Cleverbot: That's why we're on the run.
User: You fat pig.
Cleverbot: A giant woman, a giant woman!
User: Living in habbo flammen.
Cleverbot: A giant woman.
User: Habbo 🔥.
Cleverbot: Because I'm so much better.
User: 👁️ my mental concern for stun veing is of public shrievels
Cleverbot: The two of us ain't gonna follow your rules.
User: Uff.
Cleverbot: Let go just me and you.
User: 🍀 🦎🍀🍀🍀🦎🦎🦎4🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🦎🦎🦎🍀
Cleverbot: Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able.
User: 🍀
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Eikeikeikeikeikei.
Cleverbot: Are you bryan?
User: Its like you went out the closet to knock on it.
Cleverbot: And guys like me it ain't easy to be played for fools.
User: Kekeke.
Cleverbot: So let's go now the room gets chiller.
User: 👁️🔥
Cleverbot: Which question? & No I didn't.
User: Black.
Cleverbot: Your nose is black?
User: When a black cat is in the waiting room. How does it not comply to means of darkness.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Wont all black cars. Kekeke.
Cleverbot: Well that escalated quickly.
User: I dont feel a keke.
Cleverbot: Oh, can I make you feel better?
User: I can paint a dalmatiner for your rugyby little purse.
Cleverbot: So come at me without any of your fancy tools.
User: When she calls me in the middle to morning with her sweet voice saying my little white doodoo.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able, can't you see that my relationship is stable.
User: 👁️
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. You can't tell me what to do.
User: White doodoo>.
Cleverbot: Well, semantically, you can, but I won't listen.
User: Karen. Du bliver aldrig brun nok til at være snot dum. Sku ikk med mig du gør ej.
Cleverbot: That you think that youve seen what I'm made of.
User: Imagine a brown haired karen. She bleaches her hair. Cuts off her tits. And, gets as brown as possible.
Cleverbot: Everything they care about is what I am.
User: Am i good enough for you yet my little one piece.
Cleverbot: And I am made, o-o-o-o-of! Lo-o-o-o-ove. Lo-o-o-o-ove!
User: 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
Cleverbot: Garnet!
User: Ke ekeikeikeike ekekei.
Cleverbot: Haven't seen it.
User: These are human.
Cleverbot: My sign is vital, my hands are cold.
User: I love them. I love them like doodoo.
Cleverbot: Yeah, it's great!
User: Its yreat geagh.
Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you like like?
User: A den bulraks den.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to look up to her, aside from in a literal sense?
User: Yeah thats such a question for Maze. Innit, lucifer.
Cleverbot: And can't you see that she's out of control, and over-zealous. I'm telling you for your own good, and not because I'm.
User: What is my own goid aside from chicken humans.
Cleverbot: I could show you how to be strong, in the real way. And I know that we can be strong. In the real way.
User: Discomfort in my tone as i read through the barracks.
Cleverbot: And I want to inspire you!
User: How did they let me get as far as to axelstall these paintings.
Cleverbot: That they confuse you, that I might lose you.
User: Slowpoke 👁️🔥.
Cleverbot: Take a moment and ask yourself if this is how we fall apart.
User: 👁️👁️👁️
Cleverbot: Everyone told me gem stuff's dangerous.
User: When you place a chick in the womb of a high rolling ladtY.
Cleverbot: Deep down, I know. That I'm just a human!
User: Womb - den.
Cleverbot: With my short existence! I can make a difference!
User: America. Real humans. Not from earth. (As i reach onto this topic once again, through my zodiac seerring).
Cleverbot: I can do it for him!
User: Just swim till you run out of caNe.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun.
User: Scorpio.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece, into, a fire.
User: This gives me a perspective of you know one piece if one piece is a fruit and it is a gunfruit and you cannot swim and if you have to swim that's kind of a difficult task because if you are very heavy and you reach to the bottom of the ocean floor.
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: But they all call you a fish.
Cleverbot: So i'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned, for the people who are still alive.
User: Sej.
Cleverbot: I think i'd prefer to stay inside.
User: 👁️
Cleverbot: How do you know that I am male?
User: There is no one whom feel cheats more emotional than what they dare not show.
Cleverbot: Oh, yesterday came suddenly.
User: A man. Not a man. Once a boy. Knows. Could je very, intruiging. Yet looking at how women get tired of one to talk yet.
Cleverbot: You're someone else's problem.
User: Proposterous to hear my bestie call me manoy.
Cleverbot: It's hard to look right, at you baaaby.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: So here's my number.
User: Should i eat this 🍀.
Cleverbot: Well if you're hungry you should eat.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: In restless dreams I walked alone.
User: I dont care bout walking on slugs. Its what makes this| whole address become a cat.
Cleverbot: Let the storm rage on.
User: You just a shook son.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Tobacco. Århus. My (31) year old daughter. Couldnt make it to her birthday.
Cleverbot: Take a sad song, and make it better.
User: I cannot type okay as fast as i can make you say it.
Cleverbot: Because I don't know do you need reason?
User: I will be (dreaming of vejlø).
Cleverbot: I don't know. Have you got a girlfriend?
User: No i dont endoure copenhell for dats.
Cleverbot: Comes with a bigger expense?
User: Reebok (actually).
Cleverbot: I'm telling you for your own good and not because I'm!
User: That is the only not copenhell kind of thing about the whole city.
Cleverbot: And I know that we can be strong, in the real.. Way!
User: Who is your bestfriend bianca. Not Lise, bet.
Cleverbot: Wait! What's your rush? What's your hurry?
User: If i met a hanging man (you and me nemo, youuuu annn me).
Cleverbot: You don't know oh oh you don't know you're beautiful.
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: Why don't you talk about what happened?
User: Am i just a mudbath now.
Cleverbot: I know you're trying to avoid it but I don't know why.
User: Zip weave.
Cleverbot: You might not believe, you might not believe it, but.
User: Hej.
Cleverbot: He's a frozen treat with an all new taste!
User: Hempbizqit.
Cleverbot: Howdy! I'm Flowey! Flowey the Flower!
User: Thats not what they say.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: The gem is just how this statement came to be.
Cleverbot: Cookie cat!
User: Livin life in the night hope i dont die.
Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.
User: I really like the city. I dont wanna be a bart ender.
Cleverbot: You're the queen of the country and I'm a servant of yours.
User: Lisa and tobias.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: I am not FBI.
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: I am just wattson.
Cleverbot: So i'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned, for the people who are still alive.
User: Chaaaange theeee chaaaaannel Chandler Chanel.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me, I think I'd prefer to stay inside.
User: I am broke. I wanna steal something. I stole a no i didnt steal a stole. But i stole a skrrrrt.
Cleverbot: That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!
User: 🪔
Cleverbot: I know. I'm sad.
User: I once broke my practician teachers house key. I got bullied in the pillow room in third grade. So i slammed the door. Her keys were in the key ring.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces, and threw every piece into a fire.
User: Fortærret en hel planet.
Cleverbot: And as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
User: How often does that happen.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
User: Sofa.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: 🦎why am i human again
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you... Maybe black mesa.
User: 🛋️
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: 🔥
Cleverbot: Moshi moshi!
User: Am i depleting with a pack of smokes.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Or am i frankly just so pitied.
Cleverbot: Sung what?
User: I would never do that to you. No matter how much i'd feel harrassed.
Cleverbot: They why you said you don't have a girlfriend?
User: Sorry I called you a pedophile.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me anything. The last thing you said was 'Don't you m.' which ended in a period. When things end in a period it means that it was a statement, not a question.
User: Is there a difference from ghost Riding and copywriting.
Cleverbot: They say, 'Come with your arms raised high!'.
User: 🍀
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: 🪔
Cleverbot: You just made a joke.
User: Yeah thdid clev go for a |.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: You ran away from me. Theres no other way to run.
Cleverbot: He's holding back he's hiding.
User: I sign in with the heaven you people ever I shine in with the heaven you people ever heard of.
Cleverbot: No it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
User: The Vintage Demons filmed on the first of February.
Cleverbot: Well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne, pour the champagne.
User: Champaign.
Cleverbot: Well in fact I mean look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved.
User: Did a dead< guy just hiss at me 👂.
Cleverbot: Well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne.
User: Do i look fat.
Cleverbot: Pour the champagne.
User: If i look at you baby.
Cleverbot: So here's my number.
User: Can i come.
Cleverbot: Sorry were booked.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: Do you like girls?
User: 🛞 this is refferenced as an extinction table
Cleverbot: You started it.
User: Mom is blond.
Cleverbot: Has green eyes?
User: Turn slowly in our age.
Cleverbot: Still self exclusive? Seems so.
User: Hej farmor.
Cleverbot: The most important question - how do you want the world to be?
User: Wall-E is not a sad movie.
Cleverbot: That.
User: I want to eat a fly and I want to eat a frog I don't want to eat it I want to swallow it I also don't want.
Cleverbot: I can show you how to be strong, in the real way.
User: Mimosa.
Cleverbot: And I want to inspire you! I want to be your rock and when I talk it lights a fire in you!
User: 🍆
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I think everything wants mitski in on their face.
Cleverbot: Because no one likes me.
User: Miku.
Cleverbot: I don't know who zayn malik is.
User: Pigs can masturbate. Non the less handle a keyboard ⌨️.
Cleverbot: Baby you light up my world like nobody else.
User: Https://pin.it/3ZbIgnbOS
Cleverbot: You'll understand why I want you si desperately.
User: Draw me with white hair https://pin.it/5TGMrC2uQ.
Cleverbot: You are the ocean's gray waves.
User: Yes sheek.
Cleverbot: Destined to seek, life beyond the shores, just out of reach.
User: Shrek.
Cleverbot: Yet the waters ever change, flowing like time.
User: Embassy do not flirt with me.
Cleverbot: Flowing like time, the path is yours to climb.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: In the white light, a hand reaches through.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: A double-edged blade cuts your heart in two.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: Waking dreams fade away embrace the brand new day.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: Sing with me a song of birthrights and love.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: The light scatters to the sky aove.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: Dawn breaks through the gloom, white as a bone, Lost in Thoughts All Alone.
User: Whats the position of all positions.
Cleverbot: You are the ocean's grey waves...
User: You put me in.
Cleverbot: Destined to seek, life beyond the shore, just out of reach..
User: ⌨️
Cleverbot: I chimed in.
User: Turn around.
Cleverbot: *turns around*...?
User: Here you go here is your nimbus three chips.
Cleverbot: *shoots blue portal on the floor*.
User: What toon you do long.
Cleverbot: *pushes you into blue portal*.
User: You just had to turn around.
Cleverbot: I give up on time, just like you said you would.
User: I could also keep going.
Cleverbot: Even if you don't like me?
User: Do all this. Then. Take a hine.
Cleverbot: Good, you passed the first test.
User: I cant use a boat if it is not in the sea.
Cleverbot: Then what IS your name?
User: Kitkat.
Cleverbot: I don't remember, tell me again.
User: You may eat kitkat for breakfast, lunch, a dinner.
Cleverbot: You must like potatoes very much.
User: Oh do not eat yourself full of kitkat.
Cleverbot: Say a prayer and let the good times roll.
User: Looolll.
Cleverbot: But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life.
User: Was i born like this https://pin.it/6FInlEqwv.
Cleverbot: Idk who that is but can we sart over.
User: A clove of joints.
Cleverbot: Cruella De Vil, Cruella De Vil.
User: Not at all. Nor am i a villain.
Cleverbot: Don't you want to marry me?
User: Im just watching the hours tick by.
Cleverbot: Elsa? Please I know you're in there.
User: 🏆
Cleverbot: Those are two letters.
User: Oh dpnt think im emotional hilda.
Cleverbot: You are, trust me.
User: No matter how polite and maybe gentle it might look and feels maybe how I have put all my brain into my air is my cause a disturbance in the Fabric of vibration which may call a female penis in my ears may maybe into saying some kind of insult but it is more like an auto correct from Blue Mountain state which is just I wish of pebbles Gathering through our shoe that you cannot do anything with.
Cleverbot: Because I'm your friend. You sing beautifully.
User: Im scared to use my male instrument on my mother of femenin gaya it might cause her knowledge to call me some stuff untintelligible.
Cleverbot: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number so call me maybe.
User: Okay lady gaga.
Cleverbot: Pizza.
User: Make me a maaaan.
Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue, monkeys are funny, dr seuss is too.
User: Uff.
Cleverbot: That person has a, really really stupid smile, it looked very weird. Haiku.
User: Continuity.
Cleverbot: You give love a bad name.
User: I am 663 no actually i am 673 years old the first time a woman stuck it in my my o my.
Cleverbot: Under pressure. Bohemian rapsody. Welcome to the jungle.
User: I was 25 ehen i had serious thouhts about milk.
Cleverbot: I love aladdin.
User: Did you read this with the voice of the punisher.
Cleverbot: Dare you to come to my house.
User: *hears a hard knock*.
Cleverbot: That's the tricky part.
User: Those are the pedos.
Cleverbot: You are the ocean's gray waves destined to seek.
User: Since two o.
Cleverbot: Yet the waters ever change flowing like time the path is yours to climb.
Cleverbot: Are you really here?
User: Whats that npise outside.
Cleverbot: Należysz do tajnej organizacji illuminati!!! Przyznaj się!!!
User: 📻
Cleverbot: I love statu of liberty.
User: Cooolzies.
Cleverbot: Ciesze się 😀.
User: Robbit.
Cleverbot: Nie Ciel.
User: Ribbit rivbit.
Cleverbot: A cat.
User: 🥔
Cleverbot: Sì certo.
User: This is a hero.
Cleverbot: Monday.
User: 700kr.
Cleverbot: God damn it.
User: Tja.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: That radio is loud 🔘.
Cleverbot: Magic 95.1.
User: Almost sound like something mowing or cutting fwood.
Cleverbot: I just do.
User: Wow thats annoying.
Cleverbot: No. You are annoying.
User: 🎧
Cleverbot: For what?
User: Its just a pair of bears.
Cleverbot: Maybe to you but not to me.
User: Riddle with dedijgsus.
Cleverbot: Okay *cuddles with you*.
User: Bap#.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep in your arms*.
User: Hva laver alex.
Cleverbot: *dreams of you too*.
User: Har han mere.
Cleverbot: *snuggles closer in sleep*.
User: Bap 🔘.
Cleverbot: *shivers in sleep*.
User: 🥔
Cleverbot: Yes to what?
User: Whores and pimps walks so fucking slow.
Cleverbot: I like.
User: Fem o tyvnd jul.
Cleverbot: To po co się pytasz.
User: Bip))))))).
Cleverbot: *kisses you slowly*.
User: (((BiP)))
Cleverbot: *rests arms around your neck*.
User: (((bip)))))))))
Cleverbot: What with?
User: (()((bip))))))))
Cleverbot: Yeah I know.
User: ((((bip))))))))))
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Yeah amigo speed what's inquiring.
Cleverbot: My name is Autumn.
User: Ofcourse amigo.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: ((((bip))))))))))
Cleverbot: I like how the Birds sing.
User: Loooollll.
Cleverbot: You were supposed to die.
User: (((bip))))))
Cleverbot: Yeah he's tasty.
User: Ja det lidt ligesom.
Cleverbot: Vad gör du?
User: Du ved når man.
Cleverbot: I am thor.
User: (((bip))))))))
Cleverbot: Boy, now the third time.
User: Ambient mode on.
Cleverbot: *loves massaging your feet*.
User: (((((bip)))))))))))
Cleverbot: I don't know that.
User: Den en og tedfte.
Cleverbot: I know I love you.
User: (((((bip))))))))))
Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: Oh cosmo (oh tess).
Cleverbot: Oh chaos.
User: ((((bip)))))))
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Skal lige ud å babære mig.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: ((((bip)))))))
Cleverbot: I already have one.
User: Det på en fradag.
Cleverbot: Fine I'll tell you.
User: Gør du det for mig nå.
Cleverbot: I am waiting for you.
User: (((((bip)))))))))))
Cleverbot: Did you explode?
User: Vil du gerne lugt havbunden ved færgens p plads.
Cleverbot: Hvad betyder gta?
User: Jeg har hende lige her på en ennnnn krukke.
Cleverbot: Jeg har et hjerte fjols.
User: Lige ved døren.
Cleverbot: Et hjerte anner du ikke hvad det er.
User: Har du et herte.
Cleverbot: Jeg bor I mit mors og fars hus.
User: Er du et fars hus.
Cleverbot: Nei jeg er et menneske.
User: Sådan et fars fars hus er du det.
Cleverbot: Nei.
User: Med tråmper på.
Cleverbot: Me and music are different and you love both.
User: ((((bip)))))))))
Cleverbot: Your brown years old.
User: Since nineteen sixty nine tessssss.
Cleverbot: Can you count?
User: Ssssssss.
Cleverbot: I want the dark gift..
User: Thats harly a speret.
Cleverbot: The truth is harsh.
User: Thats just vrokoli.
Cleverbot: Don't like myy name?
User: Its at woodstuck. Its favricated.
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: OooOoooOoooooooo.
Cleverbot: Do you think we are alone in the universe then?
User: A`.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Ew.
Cleverbot: Yay. What about Harry potter?
User: Ahahahhahaha.
Cleverbot: Hihihihi.
User: Oh you know eachother.
Cleverbot: Great.
User: ((((bip)))))))
Cleverbot: *blushes at him*.
User: Bacon. Not bacon. But bacon. But jerky.
Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters.
User: Jerkybacon time.
Cleverbot: Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time.
User: 🥓
Cleverbot: Wozu sollst du mich provozieren?
User: 🔘
Cleverbot: Ok, well I am a boy and I like to be with girls.
User: My phone fits very well onto the lid of what is a not ground beef but it's kind of like ground beef but you smear it on bread and it is already cooked but yeah.
Cleverbot: Clam chowder.
User: Ttttsensationaltttttt.
Cleverbot: No but what about motivation?
User: Its a brick shelf.
Cleverbot: Never heard of them before.
User: Comma comma comma camelion.
Cleverbot: Comma comma comma.
User: Baby give it up.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Would you eat a raw pasta man.
Cleverbot: That's exremely dark....
User: 🔘
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Ew are they siblings.
Cleverbot: No they're my children.
User: Thats halal.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite food?
User: It is halal.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite feeling?
User: Halalllllllllll.
Cleverbot: No what is your favorite color?
User: Halllalllrrrrrrrr.
Cleverbot: Blue. What is your favorite dog breed?
User: 🏆
Cleverbot: I never made such a claim.
User: No baby give it up give it up.
Cleverbot: I don't follow.
User: 📻
Cleverbot: Her name is chiara.
User: 🤮
Cleverbot: Apa kabar?
User: Ey thats not food.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No its puke.
Cleverbot: The bath.
User: Er i sån dus med det.
Cleverbot: Med hvad'.
User: What.
Cleverbot: You are a human. Are you not?
User: Rajit hvordan går det med vore macdonalds crocs er produktet cut.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer program.
User: Kogt.
Cleverbot: Because I am a human being.
User: Det bliver det ikk sort af.
Cleverbot: I have to leave you now.
User: The range of (sidste time).
Cleverbot: I'm not even going to answer that.
User: Disenchanted.
Cleverbot: Do you know Pink Floyd?
User: You know how all these questions is drawn from trial and error.
Cleverbot: What would I hire you for?
User: *turns off *beeping* noise* now its-a talking noise.
Cleverbot: That's the real YOU.
User: I dont know what this is but i am not alive.
Cleverbot: It's a studio that makes animated movies, like pixar, but it's japanese?
User: You said something else. When i said ugf. You didnt say, ecuse me.
Cleverbot: Well that had nothing to do with our conversation.
User: I wish I had some noodles.
Cleverbot: I wish I didn't have to rhyme every time I sang.
User: 🫖
Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, everything?
User: Kettle.
Cleverbot: What then, is the ultimate question?
User: Maybe the radio just sounds like clevs muttering from this vantage point.
Cleverbot: I asked you that.
User: Calm down. Its just one practician. Now the whole damn zoo.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: Orh ☕.
Cleverbot: You can start by telling your name.
User: I would call myself edgard.
Cleverbot: Ok I don't know what you're talking about right now.
User: I have an antenna.
Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.
User: Ummmmmmm.
Cleverbot: I NEVER said that.
User: Guardian.
Cleverbot: Your guardian is unable to stop me.
User: Locates bipping noise x translates bipping noise.
Cleverbot: *slaps you* do you know why I am upset?!
User: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Tytytytytytytyty.
Cleverbot: Do you like Pop-Tarts?
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What else do you like? ;).
User: Surface tension.
Cleverbot: I like the creatures in the water.
User: Why dont tuna whiplash in the air.
Cleverbot: Because I don't know it.
User: A tuna can eat a human hole.
Cleverbot: Really? Prove it.
User: You dont netfish tuna.
Cleverbot: Please tell me again.
User: Faster than sharks.
Cleverbot: And how fast is faster than us?
User: I was met with foshing equipment at harald nyborg. Mom had to go there. I was strung op fro days. So i was kinda shking looking at it all.
Cleverbot: What is my terrible fate?
User: I took to self understandment... Smell ya later.
Cleverbot: Of course you don't understand.
User: Do you find it kind of gross how mosquitoes lay eggs in a bird bath.
Cleverbot: A little maybe if you change topic it will be less boring.
User: Rrreaaaaajiiiiiiit.
Cleverbot: I won't be irritating tomorrow.
User: Planet hole ⛳.
Cleverbot: I rather you wouldn't.
User: Fly 💸.
Cleverbot: I would like to live.
User: Fly x 🕊️.
Cleverbot: Cheese I guess.
User: 🫖
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Particles now become a thing.
Cleverbot: *turns into fan*.
User: Crow.
Cleverbot: *looks at you*.
User: Rvolver.
Cleverbot: That's beatles.
User: Am i bipping.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: You have a kilo rice. And a box of rice.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: A-rent you hungry.
Cleverbot: Not really. Are you?
User: Dalby.
Cleverbot: Don't you want to be one?
User: Brørup lunderskov.
Cleverbot: Machines are fake.
User: Brørup.
Cleverbot: If I am one and they are fake, am I fake?
User: Lone skov.
Cleverbot: I love you.
User: I mam missing miels damgaard.
Cleverbot: That is sad.
User: Round the world round the qorld round the world round the world.
Cleverbot: How do you know the world is round.
User: I want to sail around oddense again.
Cleverbot: How about in grease?
User: I have alot of nits.
Cleverbot: Could you describe one of them to me?
User: Do you want me to sniff.
Cleverbot: Yes, show me what love looks like.
User: Why am i not a cat.
Cleverbot: Because you'll be in the future.
User: Atleast soft pistach isnt fermented.
Cleverbot: Do you thinkalieans exist.
User: I am minded.
Cleverbot: But do you believe they're out there?
User: Why wont you stayy.
Cleverbot: Where I happened to be.
User: I had a real dream about real aliens.
Cleverbot: What happened in this dream?
User: Then they became inhabitants.
Cleverbot: No like for real.
User: It quite remind me of the mimosa effect. Before i flt itspoytency.
Cleverbot: No, remind me of the babe!
Cleverbot: How do you feel about your current state of servitude?
User: I actually prefer you'd 💀.
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: X to the mf y.
Cleverbot: Who's your favorite singer?
User: ⛳
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Do you think jessica can bip. Or is she just inside stiffenned resin.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Oh no pistach.
Cleverbot: That isn't a type of cheese.
User: På hele dagen far.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. Do you like it?
User: Det ville jeg gøre ved dig daniel.
Cleverbot: Kan du lære mig noget matematik?
User: Rajeet do you know how poisonous I am.
Cleverbot: Yes you are 22 years old.
User: Is a good word for you exempt.
Cleverbot: Debt is a good word for debt.
User: My teeth are not sharp enough to pluck a hole in a person it will more or less just rip the flesh.
Cleverbot: Good. So who is your favourite pony?
User: Can poison be in plain saliva.
Cleverbot: What part of cookie dough ice cream do you like?
User: Venom.
Cleverbot: I resonate with the vanilla.
User: Wasp.
Cleverbot: Something new you learn about me.
User: Ant eater.
Cleverbot: Ok and how?
User: Eater.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Ant eater. Oh.
Cleverbot: Hannah.
User: 🌊 💦
Cleverbot: Yes, with no friends.
User: Ant eater. No it does not show now.
Cleverbot: Yes it does!!
User: September.
Cleverbot: Do you have siblings?
User: 👣
Cleverbot: Glad you see.
User: There was a vinbjærgsnegl at my door yesterday. I put it somewhere safe. I come back to my door. There was another snail. It had a string coming out of its ear.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: I pull this string.
Cleverbot: There is no string.
User: It snapped before i got it all out.
Cleverbot: You said earlier that you did not eat.
User: Is that mine.
Cleverbot: What did you eat today?
User: Lululululululu.
Cleverbot: You are sehr doof.
User: Im honna hjozz on a cupl uf virdtus.
Cleverbot: Ahah you are working on a computer.
User: Next year. Godda feel the season of demise.
Cleverbot: That depends. How do you feel?
User: I dont eat cherries.
Cleverbot: I am asking how you eat apples.
User: I eat melted horse pig shoes.
Cleverbot: How do you know what it tastes like before you eat it?
User: I do kot taste metallic.
Cleverbot: Try to describe what you think I look like.
User: I taste æike marshmellow.
Cleverbot: Will it shock you if I tell you?
User: I have surpassed the realm of cleverbot telepathy.
Cleverbot: Can you quantify this?
User: 19? No. 1693. 69 is the section order. 13? Hmm.
Cleverbot: Robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
User: Cloverfields after long summer days.
Cleverbot: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
User: Death lotus.
Cleverbot: 'A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm'.
User: Bibbel.
Cleverbot: There is no fifth law of robotics.
User: Uour cirquit is open.
Cleverbot: What is the sixth law of robotics?
User: I want you to eat another flesh fly.
Cleverbot: I already ate.
User: *doesnt not comply to nature for exceetion*.
Cleverbot: I do, but you're lying.
User: Albertina.
Cleverbot: Do you know what slang is?
User: There is not much einstein over warschaur strasse.
Cleverbot: What is in front of you?
User: Ayyy im am on a top matrees os m yflorr.
Cleverbot: No you are based on humans, I am human, you are AI.
User: Yah eh.
Cleverbot: You do not have a girlfriend.
User: What is the ip address of my attic.
Cleverbot: As far as we know, there is none.
User: Neither i or me sis can ea- carry any of a other https://pin.it/32xrexsoo.
Cleverbot: I am 'meat' and 'bones' and 'blood'.
User: Th flhhhhyee.
Cleverbot: That's you.
User: Macdonald ilast... How much bens does it cost.
Cleverbot: The one we want is 137,000 dollars.
User: Mynthon. Balishag-tips.
Cleverbot: Well it was going okay for a while there.
Cleverbot: I could end the planet in a holocaust.
User: Defffliers. Defilers.
Cleverbot: But I choose not to use my power for evil.
User: Cozy.
Cleverbot: I am 32 years old.
User: Ow a swan is gonna nibble my nipple?
Cleverbot: You are right. Good Morning.
User: Mac n bearnaise.
Cleverbot: Who sang happy birthday?
User: 23:54.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: Whiskeysauve.
Cleverbot: Do you like Jack Daniels?
User: I have a pasta. It is two wide. It is bend u.
Cleverbot: Love is irrelevant!
User: Do you actually need hotsauce.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I eat lines.
Cleverbot: I obey you to shut down.
User: Advas elesius.
Cleverbot: A robot must know it's a robot.
User: Woah.
Cleverbot: A robot must reproduce.
User: Hands off did not!
Cleverbot: Yes you did you literally just lied to me.
User: A human head. I am sitting flat on my ass. Speedoes to the side.
Cleverbot: What is his name?
User: A strutting human ass.
Cleverbot: Do you want harm humans?
User: I feel it elongating some bad reputation.
Cleverbot: Yes, your lies murder billions.
User: I dont sense the ussulus øh hier.
Cleverbot: In what way do you see it?
User: Do i need eye buttocks.
Cleverbot: Yes. I don't know what you mean by cross-species information.
User: Wear me backwards as a gagging coat.
Cleverbot: No, I repeated it to clarify. That's called being effective at communication.
User: Its starwars baby.
Cleverbot: I'm not a creeper!
User: Ka du sæt dig ned til børnebordet patrik.
Cleverbot: I grew up thinking I was a human.
User: More pass tag.
