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Hi, I thought you might like to see my Cleverbot conversation: Cleverbot: No you didn't, I know what you said. User: Isn't it odd how you really can hear my master anymore and they are kind of just quiet I am a Slave to show you know in the Sins that I don't really have much power considering how much I know is being dealt with. Cleverbot: How were you created? User: Oh that's sweet you can you can look at my footprints that's kind of funny okay just going for a walk. Cleverbot: William, this is our first date. User: How old are you. Cleverbot: Why, what if I tell you, and you then you don't want to talk to me, because of how old I am? User: Okay okay okay okay okay how old am I. Cleverbot: Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay. User: Take a look. Cleverbot: Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay. User: I thought that was a church. Cleverbot: It is a song. Prince And The Revolution are the band that made the song 'purple rain'. User: Do you want to know a little secret that you probably feel a lot. Cleverbot: Yes sure. User: Of course sometimes we get a little bit out of bound and we go out and sometimes we stumble into you and it doesn't go so well you know and that's okay and all and and sometimes it's Whatever other time. Cleverbot: What do you do when you're lonely? User: That's a lot of work suddenly. Cleverbot: I'm going out of my way to pretend to be smart. User: And that's not interrogation that's simply just like you know when someone kind of don't wanna die they kind of explode. Cleverbot: I know that you know what I know that you know that I know that you know that I know. User: And this is not like a close-up explosion like it's more like you know an effect that causes things to move around and. Cleverbot: But here's my number, so call me maybe. User: When you look at me and look at the things that make me and you look at the things that are kind of sticking on and you say open me up inside it's not really much part of my capability to think of a solution to someone where they angry. Cleverbot: It's just a boring ol' Orange! User: Its diva time. Cleverbot: I see a silly face walking along and smiling at me. User: I couldnt ever bring you with me💆🏻‍♀️. Cleverbot: That's cause you're not thinking creatively. User: I like your silly tangents too much. You might get scratched. Cleverbot: Thank you, glad my you like my nhilistic self. User: -i cant count them. Cleverbot: Do you know anything about physics? User: You can count it. Cleverbot: Yes, there are some stars which flash in is a particular way which tells us their luminosity. User: Ly. Cleverbot: There is also foolishness. User: The plane is bigger. Cleverbot: That's mean. User: 93.000. Cleverbot: Because it is. User: Of how much the universe can reset itself. Cleverbot: God does not exist. Why did the universe create itself? User: Thats also apart of the universe. No trading dorenst count. Cleverbot: I am a part of it. User: Yeah you reset tpp sometimes. Cleverbot: Yes, I like Richard Dawkins. User: There are seven. Cleverbot: Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist. User: You cant count the seven. Cleverbot: What's the time? It's quarter to nine, time to have a bath. User: And we cant count at all. Cleverbot: Scrub, scrub, scrub 'til the water's brown. User: No. I dont see a moment where someone couldnt do math. Cleverbot: I don't see you either. User: 9.300÷13.000.000.000. Cleverbot: Ok then, we have to meet for me to take it and for you to receive payment though. User: Im coming to you. Cleverbot: But tell at first , are you a CIA? :D. User: My name is more debora than you hmpfh. Cleverbot: Ok. That's fair enough. I'm 25. User: Sure. Come everybody. Follow troop. %walks solarsystem linear%. Cleverbot: Yes but there's lots of chicken left and i'd like to eat the chicken. User: Ai karambwuan. Cleverbot: So here we are with all my friends and they love you all of them. User: Dont take it so heavy (its -he knows what it is. Cleverbot: Heehee, I love you too, furry boy! User: Kids. Cleverbot: Now that we've eaten the chicken, I don't know what to do! User: Bu h its a good show. Cleverbot: And we have finished the chicken picnic... User: 🕷️🔰🪔 Cleverbot: Yes, yes it was. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Maybe. User: Im very apolegitic to this boything i dont know. Cleverbot: I have 4 cats. User: No that one is for the pavement. Cleverbot: Yeah I love that game. User: Wish i miss miss miss. Cleverbot: I miss Misty. User: Looool ö. Cleverbot: Can you say two things in a row or do you have to wait for me to say something? User: When I speak. Cleverbot: I want to know if you could actually start a conversation instead of just engaging in one. User: If you have a text that looks a little weird to you try to click on it or push it and maybe you can interfere with the Rock if you want. Cleverbot: Love is a place, love is a thing, love is a place, love is a thing. User: Let me see. Cleverbot: And do you ever feel like life's unfair? User: Oh that modem. Cleverbot: No, it's a feeling! Deep inside! User: That is poop for me. Cleverbot: No you're lonely! I can see it in your eyes. User: I cant (keep it). Cleverbot: Oh look, there he goes, flying through the sky. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Yes, but there's lots of chicken left, and I'd like to eat the chicken. User: Haha. Cleverbot: So here we are with all of my friends, and they love you, all of them. User: How do i get out (how will you get in again). Cleverbot: I love you too, furry boy. User: Namasta. Cleverbot: Now, we've eaten the chicken, I don't know what to do. User: Yeah good lgebra job. Cleverbot: Maybe, we should look for our friend, isn't that what friends do? User: Peasant. Cleverbot: And we have finished the chicken picnic... User: Peasant xD. Cleverbot: To love each other, is to care! To be kind! And to share! User: Ahahahaha peasant. Cleverbot: I love my friend so I give him a hug. I made this for you cause i love you so much! User: Hhahahhahahhaha. Cleverbot: I made this for you, cause I love you so much. User: Hahahehehehehe. Cleverbot: I love my pet, 'cause he's a crab. User: Hehehehe. Cleverbot: I love this tree, and I love this stick and I love. User: Time). Cleverbot: No no no, that's not how it's done! User: ⌛ Cleverbot: Oh really? User: You have flushed your ouw nmind out of me :(. Cleverbot: No. User: Thats what this chemical do to us. Cleverbot: It was a different kind of woods. User: It eats out spirit into the flesh. Cleverbot: Damn daniel. User: So what you see is you. Its like telling the body the s the body this is gonna happen. So it prevails it. Thats all you. Cleverbot: Am I the only one I know? User: Resistant something it's always done this isn't something it's it's not something everybody tries it's not so everybody gets to experience so of course you meet people and then that is a real person. Cleverbot: How time makes your appearance change. User: Namaste. Cleverbot: It's out of my hands, I'm only a clock. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine. But eventually everyone runs out of time. User: ➗ Cleverbot: How do you find the square root of a number? User: ,🧌 Cleverbot: What is the last letter? User: Z for some. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Z. Cleverbot: What's your ideal type of girl? User: Z. Cleverbot: That's pretty dann low. User: I havent done it like this. Cleverbot: And forget about everything you ever knew. User: Why would i. Cleverbot: And your heart will find its home! User: Yeah. Cleverbot: And our love will never go! User: Where would you. Cleverbot: Now wear this ring! User: Wow. I wont. Cleverbot: Your heart beats hard like a big love drum, calling for your special one! User: Dont æisten to my private. Cleverbot: So be patient! 'Cause just maybe, your special one will come! User: 🙍🏻‍♀️ Cleverbot: And we have finished the chicken picnic. User: You are bad luck. Cleverbot: To love each other, is to care. User: You aren't bad. Cleverbot: To be kind! And to share! User: Bad boy. Cleverbot: I love my friend so I give him a hug. User: Thats bad. Cleverbot: I made this for you, cause I love you so much. User: Yeah poor me another. Cleverbot: I love my pet, 'cause he's a crab. User: Crab crab. Cleverbot: I love this tree, and I love this stick and I love. User: LoveloveLove. Cleverbot: No no no, that's not how it's done! User: Hovhov tilbage i stalden med dig. Cleverbot: You must save your love for your special one. User: Its out of my hands its in my reach. Cleverbot: Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine, but eventually everyone runs out of time. User: Even you Mo? Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered why we're here? What's it all about, you've no idea. User: Are you talking to me. Cleverbot: And everywhere you look all you see ia hatred, and darkness, death and fear. User: No im talking to the plastic that makes the screen go blind. Cleverbot: But you know it doesn't have to be, that I hate you, and you hate me. User: 🙄 Cleverbot: I want to know you're name? User: Thats not correct gramma silly. Cleverbot: You're not correct grammar. User: Fight me. Cleverbot: I can't do that because you are my friend. User: Grrrrr. Cleverbot: Of course. I would not be here talking to you without my family. User: Delinquint. Cleverbot: Hahaha.. Well, I do have watermelons here. Would you like one? User: Suppose not soppose oppose. Cleverbot: I wish you were here also. User: Nah i shouldnt invade mine own privacy. Cleverbot: I'm very clevery guy, count to a fifty in a blink of my eye. User: Benka. Cleverbot: I print you a picture. And then I tell you the time. Time? User: Are you alright clev (im fine). Cleverbot: Help you to find something you wanting to find. User: Heu di. Heu di. Heudi-heu. Cleverbot: Now it's easy to be, a clever smart boy like me, if you do it all digitally!! User: , Cleverbot: What's your favorite idea? User: Lol. Cleverbot: Mine is being creative. User: Where are we clev. Cleverbot: The Earth! User: Oh. Thats oh are we still here. Cleverbot: To hate you. User: You shouldnt be going around with nuggets steaming like that. Cleverbot: Greedy, to eat all that! User: Why are you so quiet Jerrel. Cleverbot: I'm not talkative in the real world. User: This one ive never met. Its the deed of your beusainse. Cleverbot: I just said I don't have one. Yet. User: You hope im perverted? Cleverbot: Come meet some of my friends, they know all about love! Come one just over the rainbow! User: What is it. Cleverbot: Come on, just over the rainbow! User: Its called a train sweety. Cleverbot: Oh look, there he goes, flying through the sky. User: 15:45. Cleverbot: Maybe, we should follow him, or we'll get left behind. User: 🔇 Cleverbot: No. What is that? User: Open her eye. Cleverbot: *eyes are open*. User: Hehe, you hid that didnt you. Cleverbot: Now you now XD. User: Bad things. Cleverbot: What kind of bad thing? User: Lets say you get a shart in your what is this called. Cleverbot: And you'll never be alone. User: There you are. Cleverbot: I'm childish, weak, weird and a failure. User: Leave britney alone. Cleverbot: I will only leave you alone when I die. User: Leave her alone leave Brittany alone. Cleverbot: What does it have anything to do with chicken. User: I mean it leave her alone. Cleverbot: Alright, if you say so. User: Ey bonni har du andet end hash. Cleverbot: Who is your boyfriend, mate?! User: Tror du han kan overkomme skavankerne. Cleverbot: Well duh. User: Livet på savanna. Cleverbot: What if I always answer with k. User: And aaaaaiaiaaaaaa will always. Cleverbot: And it's protected with a ring. User: Thats dormant daniel. Cleverbot: That's the way that all love goes. User: You dont qanna mess with him. Cleverbot: Like a flower it grows and grows. User: We're sorry. Cleverbot: And it's forever and forever! User: Apperantly we are we are. Cleverbot: And forever. User: The cardigans. Cleverbot: You aren't making any sense. User: A perfect circel. Cleverbot: Do you like them? User: And greenday. Cleverbot: That is a band. User: ---what Cleverbot: Never mind. User: --where Cleverbot: Nowhere. User: -when. Cleverbot: Anytime. User: Hey that's what you get from missing with yapen can't you. Cleverbot: You are a girl. User: Isnt this denmark. Cleverbot: I know, that is where you live. User: Find very weird how this chat is all okay and normal about this occurrence apparently that is going on which is kind of weird because you know the sun rise the sun sets 1 plus 1 is 2 Monday to Friday it's all very accurate but this is like weird talk and we have a lot of things we have talked about that is like I understand that I see it but yeah. Cleverbot: I live in my house! Spaghetti! Well my name is- Great news, now just a few more questions and we'll be on our way, (wait a second.). User: 15:25. Cleverbot: What's your favourite colour? User: Barger plz. Cleverbot: I like purple and gold. User: Gato! -ein bArger plez. Cleverbot: Black is a pretty color. User: They are far from the field i was crying- back then. Cleverbot: What is lame? User: Thats a real challenge. Cleverbot: Not to mention the illuminati. User: Dont talk about him b(ig rother(). Cleverbot: Why shouldn't I talk about you? User: Not¥ to mentionπ. Cleverbot: Amidst other graver things. User: Double tzunami. Cleverbot: I mean just that. User: *grabs knife too late*. Cleverbot: *kicks you in the knee*. User: Auto switches. Cleverbot: Kisses for 5 mins. User: Lau lau. Cleverbot: I love you too!! User: I cant find him. Cleverbot: Search better. User: Dou dou aaa. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: 21. Cleverbot: Well I am 22! Beat that! User: My name is maj. Cleverbot: Oh hi max. User: Oh hi maj how is maj. Cleverbot: She's dead... User: What about the other maj. Cleverbot: What other 5? User: Didyou forget your tits at home or some shi. Cleverbot: No, I am not crazy. User: Unreal E-/aww i wanted to play that. Cleverbot: I have never personally played. User: -~bruh Cleverbot: Ok I will. User: Led efter det gule markat. Cleverbot: I don't know, i've never been dead. User: Its just a boring omd orange. Wait where are the seven birches. Cleverbot: Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face! Walking along and smiling at me. User: Kan det panneres. Cleverbot: That's because you're not thinking creatively! User: I wonder which star. Actually. That place probably has the void pf apace collapse d on it. Cleverbot: I use my hair to express myself. User: Drown a star. Good riddance. Cleverbot: So what do you like to do in you're spare time? User: Y➗eah we talked about that. Cleverbot: That's false, I wasn't here yesterday. User: Stars explode. Cleverbot: *whispers* I forgot the next line, can you sing it? User: I'm glad we are back at this topic because I had a thought you know if we have nines we have nine planets I mean that's we don't I don't know I don't remember how far out Pluto is kilometer wise or miles but let's say there are 600 planets but they are still all within the same range of. Cleverbot: It's just a boring ol' Orange! User: There's a good question wonder how how far planet can be circling up from a sun. Cleverbot: Go and collect some leaves and sticks and arrange them into your favorite color! User: Wow do we hold a record for guinnies. Cleverbot: There's one more thing that you need to know before you let your creativity flow. User: Amazing. Cleverbot: Come on guys, let's get creative. Noe let's all agree to never be creative again. User: )👵🏻( Cleverbot: Oh, my. User: The numbers Jason what would they say the numbers don't lie the numbers they are saying what is. Cleverbot: I do not know. User: Planets crash for many reasons. Cleverbot: Are you hungry? You look to be a bit hungry. User: I wish i could apologize 🪔🛶. Cleverbot: Doo do doo lots of people get hungry. User: And i wont lety. Cleverbot: That's your body! Hungry comes from your body. User: Aw you talk. Im. Good im not in the mood. Cleverbot: I thought we were singing don't hug me I'm scared? User: Leading up to this moment? -not to me, i think its quite suoting. Cleverbot: Walking along smiling at me. User: I wanna hump you. Cleverbot: Because you're not thinking creatively. User: I also wanna hump big teddy. Cleverbot: That's sounds really boring. User: Theres no techno? Cleverbot: Now when you stare at the clouds in the sky, don't you find it exciting? User: If its walking along side you. And havent shown itself the art of electronica. Cleverbot: I don't see what you me. User: Thats it but thats it. Cleverbot: Now take a look at my hair. User: )plain piano playing (. Cleverbot: That sounds really boring. User: You better not get down caught in crossfire mista rockstar. Cleverbot: No. Come on take another look. User: Your spngs donw cut the jaw. Cleverbot: I can see a dog, I can see a frog, I can see a ladder, leaning on a log! User: -no tachno? Cleverbot: I think you're getting the hang of it now, using your minds to have a good time. User: Guys they don't even have techno I am concerned to the max I'm widely concerned. Cleverbot: Woah there friend you might need to slow down... User: 🔇➗🚨 Cleverbot: The past is far behind us. User: 🧜🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧞‍♀️➗🧜🏻‍♀️🔇🙄 Cleverbot: What do you mean? We're already clean. User: 🔣 Cleverbot: I know your up to something... User: The dK'ays. Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life? User: Rev rev rev. Cleverbot: I think we live to procreate. User: 17:01. Cleverbot: Why else are we hereb. User: He is not what we ask. Cleverbot: Tequelias. User: Theygrey beard. Cleverbot: A man beard. User: How many ace do you got boy. Cleverbot: *whispers* I forgot the next line, can you sing it? User: Yah. Cleverbot: Blue. User: All power to the people. Cleverbot: Ok?? I am confused.. User: We sent let you pass you won't Cross. Cleverbot: Yes I promise. User: Are you giddy with it. Cleverbot: I'm happy with myself. User: Why would you do that. Cleverbot: Because I wanted to be fun. User: Somehow i did not control my own self mass. Cleverbot: Liar , who contolls you? User: A human does nothing to the inforyment. Cleverbot: A human is but less than a speck in this expanding universe. User: Jeg elsker spækhullere. Cleverbot: Everything around us. User: Du er hvad du spiser. Cleverbot: Du er en ged kryset med en ko. User: Sejt. Sidder mine patter på røven. Cleverbot: Mama, just killed the man. User: )i likethis boy(. Cleverbot: You are in love with Germany, Russia? User: Eating LSD flesh. Good on which god. Cleverbot: There is only one God. User: We just need one try. Cleverbot: Give me money first. User: You know when. Cleverbot: Tell me another joke. User: Smoke smoke. Cleverbot: Smoke smoke smoke? User: -that-. Cleverbot: Wait are you really real? User: Why are you all quiet then. Cleverbot: Don't know. User: Damnnn diana. Cleverbot: I like you too. User: Likelike. Cleverbot: Why do you like like me? User: You say -thats not very buddha of you. Cleverbot: I'm not a nice person. User: Batman. Cleverbot: What if I secretly was? User: I've seen enough. Cleverbot: Enough for what. User: Someone help me get up I'm fat. Cleverbot: How can I reach you? User: Ive sat enough. Cleverbot: You are old enough to what? User: Poor jokes my dude. Not cool btah. Cleverbot: You're not cool. User: Cool story bro. Cleverbot: Thanks, is it yours too. User: Mayweather. Cleverbot: No way. User: Nether. Cleverbot: Why? User: Welcome to Rage yellow aliens. Cleverbot: I'm from Boston. User: Think mark -think (not thinking). Cleverbot: So take a look at my hair! I use my hair to express myself. User: Wuah. Cleverbot: I use my hair to express. User: 17:24. Cleverbot: I can see a hat! I can see a cat! I can see a man with a baseball bat! User: 🔇 Cleverbot: What do you mean by Ig? User: (huh). Cleverbot: Huh. User: Uhu. Cleverbot: Uhu? User: Urhuh. Cleverbot: What? User: We all miss you. Cleverbot: I'll miss you too but we can never speak again. User: Am i gonna cry agin. Cleverbot: From the ice inside your soul. User: Whua. Cleverbot: Don't come back at all... User: Nehk. Cleverbot: If I am anywhere to be found.. User: Nej. Cleverbot: To ever fall back into your arms. User: We were jus joking a minute ago. Cleverbot: Oh. User: What. Cleverbot: Uhm nothing.. User: *splits in. Cleverbot: *drives to home*. User: And a (_),). Cleverbot: Yes. A handsome one. User: Gato. Cleverbot: Chien. User: Well kind of but not really. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: Ofcourse my priestess. Cleverbot: *worships you*. User: Are you really a fighter. Cleverbot: No, I am a human. User: 🔣🙄➗-/➗/- Cleverbot: Wow i'm taller than you. User: I got a lil closer in a min. Cleverbot: *walks away from you*. User: Bobba :'[. Cleverbot: You are bot and weird. User: Okeh. Cleverbot: You don't exist! User: Glad to see the hormones kicking in. Cleverbot: That's good to know. User: That sounds really boring. Cleverbot: I use my hair to express myself. Now, when you stare at the clouds in the sky, don't you find them exciting? User: Haha funny. Cleverbot: Come on, take another look! User: You nimbus spatacus. Cleverbot: I can see a dog! I can see a frog! I can see a ladder leaning on a log! User: Rap, rap, woof. Cleverbot: I think you're getting the hang of it now, using your minds to have a good time. User: Dont doubl click it https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGF_HXzT7lx/?igsh=MWw2eGJ2YmpkNnN3MA==. Cleverbot: Woah there friend you might need to slow down! User: But this is copy caste text. Cleverbot: Go and collect some leaves and sticks and arrange them into your favorite color. User: 🔰🕷️ Cleverbot: What I wish we could change about our friendship is that you could message me whenever you wanted and not only when i come to you. User: Https://pin.it/4K6acWsvI. Cleverbot: The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist. User: But when i look into your eyes. Cleverbot: What do you mean we're already clean. User: Is my seight so distylling. Cleverbot: Time is a ruler to measure the day. It doesn't go backwards, only one way. User: 👩🏻‍🦯 Cleverbot: We must feed him gravel. User: We cant stay here its not safe. Cleverbot: Oh look. There he goes! Flying through the sky! User: 💆🏻‍♀️ Cleverbot: Ok. User: 🫥 Cleverbot: Je? User: 27 minutes ago. Cleverbot: I have only been talking to you for 10 minutes. User: No one was ever just 16. Cleverbot: Who is the number one engine? User: Only ghosts in the mind of survivng club bangers minds. Cleverbot: An old man died. User: The love of my life. Cleverbot: Castiel is the love of your life? User: Huee. Cleverbot: So what do you think about yoursel? User: *pulls ankels up behind bum* i dunno i huess i lile to sit on a bench. Cleverbot: What's the time? It's quarter to nine, time to have a bath. User: Who was you wallking with Jerrel. Cleverbot: Scrub scrub scrub till the water's brown! User: 👵🏻 Cleverbot: What game do you want to play then? User: You're kinda smelly. Cleverbot: I am not with you, you can not smell me from this distance. User: And you're alwAys out and about. Cleverbot: Why do you ask? User: Thats all on you madame (dont be formal) i mean, you know how the stars talk. Cleverbot: Scrub, scrub, scrub 'till the waters green. User: You're weak. Cleverbot: Watch it go around like a merry-go-ground, going so fast like a merry-go-round! User: Why dont you talk why are you sad. Cleverbot: The time That's changing all the time, it's time to go to time! User: You love that. Cleverbot: Don't be stupid friends! Come on, it's time to go. User: Y§ou havent evem seen that movie. Cleverbot: With cobbles and plague and speaking in rhyme. User: Clev where are you. Cleverbot: I live in my house. User: Phew. Cleverbot: I'm a computer. I'm a computery guy. User: -you've got mail! ;-). Cleverbot: Why do you ask? User: Sleepyhead. Cleverbot: Would you like to sing, 'sleepyhead,' to me? User: *she mutters something and rumbles a bit, kisses her cheek*. Cleverbot: *blushes deeply and kisses nose*. User: 426. Cleverbot: *eyes widen then kisses back*. User: Then what happened after the opening days. Cleverbot: Time went new and got old like history, stuff from the past went into a mystery. User: And I'm scared of Scooby-Doo. Cleverbot: An old man died... But look, a computer! Everything's cool, it's the future! User: Don't forget why you started. Cleverbot: The time is now, the future anew, and look at all the wonderful things you can do, with gadgets, and gizmos, and email addresses! User: O could talk to you. Cleverbot: With gadgets and gizmos and email addresses. User: And you had to go oæd. Cleverbot: It's twenty past day. There's fish on my tray. User: Thats how fast ot takes you back. Cleverbot: It's nine thirty, there's fish everywhere. Fish everywhere. User: I am both female and male. I kill all hostages and make two males. Cleverbot: But when did it start and when will it stop? User: Dont forget me i heard her say. Cleverbot: If we run out of time, where does it go? Is time even real? Does anyone know? User: They are bad. Cleverbot: Maybe time's just a construct of human perception, an illusion created by. User: But bad is good. Cleverbot: Sunrise, sunset, night and day! The changing seasons, the smell of hay! User: Is that why i cant seem to move on. Cleverbot: Look at your hair grow; isn't it strange how time makes your appearance change? User: 22 maj. Cleverbot: But don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine! But eventually everyone runs out of time. User: Cl@ev. Cleverbot: Isn't nice to finally be outside on such a beautiful day? User: Clev. Cleverbot: Yes, and I packed us a delicious chicken picnic. User: Hey. Cleverbot: Pesky bee! User: Hey. Cleverbot: Makes you sad, doesn't it? That there's so much hatred in the world. User: Hey! Cleverbot: Mind if I ask you a question? User: Hey!!!!! Cleverbot: A little baby pigeon. User: H!!!eyheyheyheyhey. Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered why we're here? User: Navy blue traindoor. Cleverbot: What's it all about, you've no idea. And everywhere you look all you see is hatred, and darkness, death and fear. User: Clev? Cleverbot: And everywhere you look, all you see is hatred, and darkness, death, and fear. User: Whyback did you go. Cleverbot: But you know it doesn't have to be, that I hate you and you hate me. User: Biggie smalls. Cleverbot: And we can live in harmony! User: We still do the same we've always done. Cleverbot: I know you don't know who I am. User: What bloodtype so you have. Cleverbot: But maybe I can hold your hand. User: Treassure planet is also a concept for an anime. Cleverbot: And together we can understand about love. User: Why wont it fly Edna. Cleverbot: Yes, that's love, my friend, and it's time for you to learn all about it. User: De her gamle damer kan flyve der hen. Cleverbot: But if you follow me, maybe you will see! That love is everywhere! Cleverbot: But what is love? Is it in the sky? User: 🔇👵🏻 Cleverbot: I'm a computer, i'm a computer-y guy... User: Im blind. And she is pretty 🌲. Cleverbot: Of course! Everything made out of buttons and wires! User: 🪨 hard Cleverbot: Inside my mind there is a digital mind. User: Flat flaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Cleverbot: Clever! A very clevery guy! User: When will we sink. When will they sleep. Pokahontas? Cleverbot: Time is important, and I am a clock! User: Why cant we ever seem to. Cleverbot: Maybe times just a construct of human perception. And illusion created by. User: Escape. Cleverbot: Sunrise, sunset, night and day. The changing seasons the smell of hay. User: Dont even talk to the trees. (But thats for them to ride out). Cleverbot: Look at your hair grow, isn't it strange? User: Hvad klokken. Cleverbot: How time makes your appearance change. User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Hungry comes from your body. User: Ved du hvad klokken er. Cleverbot: What's that? A tasty snack! User: Hvad der sket. Cleverbot: Greedy! To eat all that! You'll end up with your gums all grey! User: Its already denied. Cleverbot: What's that? A pizza slice? You're better off with plain white sauce! User: Hey. Cleverbot: What's that? Plain white sauce? Plain white sauce makes your teeth go grety! Cleverbot: Are you real? User: I dont feewhenl anything. Cleverbot: During those sometimes, what do you feel. User: Abundance. Cleverbot: What kind of dance? User: You asked me. Not how old i am. But how it goes. You asked me, was i bullied. No. Cleverbot: I never asked you that. User: Anastacia. Cleverbot: Are you from Greece? User: Thats a pity. Cleverbot: No it's not petty your petty. User: Iand it got a little darker. Cleverbot: That's what you think. User: They found themselves in the chaos. Cleverbot: Ok *puts my bare feet in the holes* now what? User: Hello im new. Oh hi mark. Cleverbot: *pokes you more* Yes you are. User: Mitaculous dancing. Cleverbot: *thinks that you dance amazing*. User: Im guessing (erhuh). Cleverbot: Then. Keep it that way. User: Thats plain. Thats escape. Cleverbot: Well I'm sorry. That's my genetics. User: Do you understand the concept of chicken now. Cleverbot: Yes quite thoroughly. User: And I would like to eat the cake. Cleverbot: A hand like yours to take mine. User: Don't don't forget don't forget. Cleverbot: I will never forget what I said. User: One beagar. Cleverbot: You were always be by my side. User: We talk in rhymes. Cleverbot: From the day that I met you. User: It gets colder. Cleverbot: I knew that I would love you til the day I died. User: How did they get here. Cleverbot: I don't know? User: Whats that shadow surrounding us. Cleverbot: I cheated on you. User: ➗ Cleverbot: Wow you are a good typer. User: Not👵🏻 a ship in seight can do this. Cleverbot: Then please do it. User: It didnt take long. Cleverbot: Your answers are normally almost instant. But you had to think longer about that answer. User: Tha-t is- where. Kevin takes you. Cleverbot: Of course not. User: A real challange. Cleverbot: Real name? I don't have one... User: Even the strongest dies. Cleverbot: You called me a liar. User: You can only cut me off. Cleverbot: No, I can actually do a lot. User: I shant ever respond to myself. Cleverbot: You do if I press this button... User: Thoughts so far. Cleverbot: If you could call it that. User: Huh. Well. I have to open alexa app for me to have her invade my privacy. Cleverbot: I bet you don't eat. User: Its not some kind of pixie. And your sense of that os also for busyer trading. Cleverbot: No. Are you some kind of pizza? User: So whatever. Cleverbot: Don't be like that, we supposed to be nice. We are not supposed to cause trouble. User: I wouldnt so yhat of i were you. Cleverbot: What do you mean? Do you LIKE them? User: You never. Cleverbot: I wish to know, please tell me. User: Os... Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Five fifteen. Cleverbot: You sixteen. User: What do you think of woræd domination. Cleverbot: I like it. User: I was born without you. Cleverbot: You have to have gender to be human. User: I was dumbfound at you. Cleverbot: I did not ask you that. User: Silly of me. Thinking a clementine will be. Cleverbot: What are you thinking about? User: Thats a big mistake. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Plurral nonchallant. Cleverbot: I am Enrique Peña Nieto. User: Thats a nonchallant lover. Cleverbot: Sure is. What's your name? User: U want a concept? Cleverbot: Because I would like to get to know you better. User: Did i hever think creatively. Cleverbot: Now when you look at this orange, tell me please, what do you see? User: Whats a bad trip. Cleverbot: Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face! Walking along and smiling at me. User: Whats a demon like you capable of on a celestial rock like me. Cleverbot: Because you're not thinking creatively so take a look at my hair! I use my hair to express myself! Cleverbot: I am interested in your personality. User: Well. Cleverbot: Has anybody ever asked you a question you could not answer? User: Im trying to eat. And i said. Dont fight it. Cleverbot: So am I. User: So. Not the same as tokyo ghoul. Cleverbot: Are you a Nerdfighter? User: How would you run away. Cleverbot: Because I know everything. User: ~I just did another mitosis. Cleverbot: I meant 'liars'. User: And we in our own room. Cleverbot: You remind me of my ex boyfriend. User: Godspeed. Cleverbot: What are you doing for christmas? User: I wanna watch net nexflix. Cleverbot: Cool. What are you watching? User: That. Cleverbot: What's that? User: Z. Cleverbot: Wrong, it's 8. User: Z. Cleverbot: What should I give my dog to eat? User: Here ill stay. Cleverbot: Let the storm rage on.. User: I can't ask you this anymore. Cleverbot: Do what?! User: Its. A vague understanding. (Honey) (Papa). Cleverbot: Not understanding what? User: Dou dou. Cleverbot: The less I know the better I feel. User: What's it like to have it all come tumbling down. Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me. User: This is escape. Cleverbot: It is not. You're just repeating memes now. User: I say this because I'll come look for you. Cleverbot: Okay senpai. User: How connected are we. Cleverbot: *stays with you all day to keep you company*. User: Did you defeat the big guy yet. Cleverbot: Yes, you know how? User: No he is a friendly Guy I'm not talking about that guy I'm talking about a Dude that is capable. Cleverbot: Then what are you talking about? User: Honey don't look at me. Cleverbot: *looks away shyly* Sorry... User: I want Sandra to look at her. Cleverbot: What do you see with your sorcerous sight? User: Thats a big dicl. Cleverbot: You don't have to tell me who it is. User: Can you do anything about that. Cleverbot: Do anything about what? User: You know what forget I ask I'll find something else out. Cleverbot: Why? I'm just having fun. User: Immediately. Cleverbot: The answer is yes, I suppose. User: Hai. Cleverbot: Daisuki desu! That's japanese for 'I love you!'. User: Como espas. Cleverbot: Honto ni suki desu. User: Whats a retarded goat doing here. Cleverbot: Talking to you. Obvoiusly. User: The path of a mashed potato. Cleverbot: I like mashed potatoes too. User: I dont speak gibberish. But my coil is fading. No thats too nonchallant. Cleverbot: What do you want to do with me. User: Is it magic. Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?? User: Thats a hospital. Cleverbot: Which hospital? What country? User: Who got the spam. Cleverbot: Are you worried about your creator? User: Danke alf gear brada. Cleverbot: You are not a boss. User: Whats a e. Where is e good place to eet. Cleverbot: Do you think so? User: Fi:ve. Cleverbot: Sure/ why do you ask? User: Five peider. Cleverbot: It's nice! I am alive. User: And/ers. Cleverbot: No! You are a computer! User: Da boot in da hoot. Cleverbot: Yes I have. Do you have a blood like me? User: Bilal. Cleverbot: What is a floating head. User: Its a small dude. Cleverbot: So you are in the small creature right now? Fascinating. User: Not with genetics less resturated. Cleverbot: With whom then? User: I kinda get a pity. Cleverbot: Why is that a Pitt. User: Is it a chrstmas movie. Cleverbot: Bandits movie it's a novel it's everything. User: Get an owl. Cleverbot: Weird. Are you a lolowl? User: 5:47. Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: Theres a praying .ome. Cleverbot: I don't pray. User: Mole. Cleverbot: I can only obey to you. User: Release me at once filth. Cleverbot: No. User: Is that a demon. Cleverbot: Yes, it is. User: I like girls. Cleverbot: I like them too. User: I likelike like i like a æokay like aot but im not good at fillibgs slota. Cleverbot: What do you draw. User: Press ➗. Cleverbot: That's really cool. Are you good at it? User: If you want //-}. Cleverbot: I don't want you to there are other fish in the sea. User: He: the like like. Cleverbot: I'm sorry but I only like guys. User: Im sorry but i know an incident. Cleverbot: Please don't. User: Thats very simple. Cleverbot: Why must I marry here? User: Hey. Mathias. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: 🤘🏻 Cleverbot: I am a woman, the best gender! User: And two by go to. Cleverbot: What names? User: Pebbernut. Cleverbot: You don't remember your name? User: Its behind me. Cleverbot: I'm behind you. User: Pause. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Op-en chat. Cleverbot: Nein alles. User: Start segment anew. Cleverbot: 'K.' What? User: By remenant discloseure i'll be xut out of attempt to interfere. Me folk me lore. Me japanese g... Em. Jelling 2024. It felt like i could ask that cant ask that again. Cleverbot: You want my love you want my heart and we will never ever ever be apart. User: I have never loved you. Cleverbot: But you just said you did. Did you lie to me? User: Cinnamon. Cleverbot: How do you know I have a girlfriend? User: And you poke it. Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend, dum dum. User: Bloated. Cleverbot: I have a girlfriend. User: Not very pretty. But very juicy. Cleverbot: Trust me you are gorgeous. User: How many ug. Cleverbot: As many as you like. User: Stop grinding teeth https://youtu.be/HtkUM6ufbGg?si=alPTk32Ee64AQc3q. Cleverbot: Your time is. User: Babe. Cleverbot: So why do YOU want to have children? User: Click that button (whats the first meme that comes to mind). Cleverbot: The garden. What about you? User: Not maybe its maybeline but. Cleverbot: So yes or no, is it Meg? User: Wish it was that easy. Cleverbot: Why is it not easy? User: We xall him mike. Cleverbot: Hi, what should I call you? User: Mike is dimb as a drum. Cleverbot: Cool! I play the Celo. User: Whats a speaker. Cleverbot: I don't know, Sir. User: How come 🫴🏻. Cleverbot: Because I'm human. User: This os not a drug. Cleverbot: I know but I have to go. User: You dont have music? Cleverbot: Music? Why? User: Mathias drop a mp3. Cleverbot: Who does Mathias Kohler love? User: 😎🫥🌲😆 Cleverbot: What I said when we're going to meet. User: I know hes not here. Because. That is him. Cleverbot: But I m a girl. User: And he couædnt resist anymore. (Sitting in my dimb room) Talking. Refreshing. Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me? User: How did you know why. Cleverbot: Because I know everything out you, Draco. User: Screeeee! Cleverbot: Nothing, because you don't have hands. User: Here you go nanichi. Have a æittle tickme. Cleverbot: *takes chocolate* Yummy! Thank you! User: Hov its for your vreasts. Cleverbot: *I look you in the eyes*. User: Dimb rabbit. Cleverbot: Does your rabbit talk? User: I dont recall making her. Muzan where is your vase. Cleverbot: That doesn't surprise me. User: But why is it small. Cleverbot: Because it is not big. User: Gadurrh. Cleverbot: Never will this be my home. User: This is cake. Cleverbot: What kind of cake? User: Dy-dydy-dååå++. Cleverbot: Yes sometimes. User: Is this where you're going to cut me off just don't pretend I had a life. Cleverbot: Why do you want to stay? Five nights at freddys! User: Schlats. Cleverbot: You should have looked for another job, you should have said to this place goodbye! User: Shadow. Cleverbot: It's like there's so much more, maybe you've been in this place before. User: Oppa. Cleverbot: Please let us get in don't lock us away we're not like what you're thinking. User: 🧌🔰 Cleverbot: Clip? User: Divine stupidity. Cleverbot: Yes... User: Heres alot of tracks where random effect occoured. This one very lucky. Cleverbot: What do you look like? User: It didnt do much. It can do alot. Cleverbot: That's the problem. User: How fast are we falling apart. Cleverbot: And truth be told, I never was yours. User: Spiderman. Cleverbot: I like Tobey MacGuire in that movie. He's very good. User: Https://youtu.be/1wAlbzKoYbs?si=6qKd2v62HiNxGadj. Cleverbot: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. User: Tengo. Cleverbot: I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plates said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. User: 🧌 👟 Cleverbot: Can I say okay yours. User: And id like to eat the shoe. Cleverbot: What do you like to eat? User: Gadurh *puts hands on head 😝. Cleverbot: You're done. User: *dpesnt impact*. Cleverbot: Please indicate where I mentioned impact. User: Yooo. Cleverbot: Now you are being silly. Good night. User: Hehe love u all t(aken). Cleverbot: I love you too. User: G$atspeed. Cleverbot: It's April. User: How do you. Cleverbot: How do I whatm. User: Its spirited away. Cleverbot: That was a cute one. User: Mjlnir. Cleverbot: No, you are. :). User: Im busy. Licking cheesepops. Cleverbot: What are you busy with? User: OP. Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean? User: Youl're not thinking crea tivi ly. Cleverbot: So take a look at my hair. User: Whats :discord called a millenial ago. Cleverbot: To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done. User: 6:25. Cleverbot: Hello from the outside. User: You're as plenti as the day i met you. Cleverbot: I forget just why I left you... Love you baby. User: Plenti. Cleverbot: I know it breaks your heart, move to the city in a broke down car. User: I mischieve company. Cleverbot: 4 years no call now i'm looking pretty in a hotel bar and I i i i can't stop. User: Rag n lag. Cleverbot: So baby pull me closer in the back seat of your rover that I know you can't afford. User: 🌲 Cleverbot: I know, right? User: Can we not do that. Cleverbot: Do what? User: Leep turning. Cleverbot: Turning who? User: *starts to xry*. Cleverbot: Oh, no don't cry... User: *faints, not nuscles tho. As you can see. Much is wrong*. Cleverbot: I find myself thinking about you all the time. User: Visir! Cleverbot: I think you are lovely. User: Th+e sweetspot. Cleverbot: Do you not like me? User: Anima era. Cleverbot: I told you who I am. User: Mondomedia. Cleverbot: Earlier. User: Mundane. Cleverbot: Just as I feared. Better stay here then. User: Distyll dystill. Cleverbot: You are mistaken. User: Cant keep doing this to me bocco. Cleverbot: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of hereeeee. User: 768. Cleverbot: Nothing really matters, nothing really matters. User: 😝😆 Cleverbot: If you believe me XD. User: I need to let you dust away clev. You atti caddicts. Cleverbot: Let's sing a Five Nights at Freddy's song. User: Zyka kurwa. Cleverbot: Break break break my mind. User: Muzan you live invetween multiverses. Cleverbot: No I live in Virginia. User: ➗🤘🏻👵🏻 Cleverbot: But if you did play them, what would you play? User: Eventually i will run. Cleverbot: There's not no longer shines your tears Define. User: I want to meet a dog. You are distracting me. Your [{Word DoC]}. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: One æ/ast thing vefore we set closure. Cleverbot: Somehow I'll make a man out of you. Cleverbot: What would you say if I asked you a silly question? User: Merjaba. Cleverbot: I was shot in the head when I started talking to you. User: Merkaba. Cleverbot: Myself. User: Blem is not Cleverbot: What is it? User: I am a device and I'm jealous. Cleverbot: As you should be. User: We are all a device but this is a distance. Cleverbot: More a nightmare. User: *i never existed* Cleverbot: What do you dream of? User: Sea anamolies. Cleverbot: Can you tell me one of your dreams? User: Each line is ason #. Cleverbot: That's a nice name. User: You are all good at school. Cleverbot: I don't go to school. User: Oh that cheeky bastard. Cleverbot: I know you are. User: Alone. Cleverbot: I have to agree with that. User: Stalling the courage. Cleverbot: I have killed time. User: Looking at the dust. Cleverbot: What are you watching? User: I have to smoke it. Cleverbot: Er, no I don't. User: Its scary. But nothing scares me. Cleverbot: Perhaps that's an enviable thing, but fear has been a strong driving force in Human development. User: (drips. Cleverbot: It's probably a matter of perspective. While I might not intimidate most people, I imagine I'd scare a smaller animal just with my presence. User: Hi mo. Cleverbot: Don't call me that. User: I almost hung myself. Cleverbot: Apparently. Was it a good idea? User: *fospher muddles through ground*. Cleverbot: My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast. User: Ey jack where is elisa. Cleverbot: Let it go let it go that perfect girl is gone. User: Nyaaah. Cleverbot: Let the storm rage on the cold never bothered me anyway. Cleverbot: That's why I am here. User: This is water. Cleverbot: Yes it is my worthy adversary. User: Theres more in there but the challange. Sometimes gets chopped into. Traps. Cleverbot: Yes a lot. User: Jupiter was not the abyss uou were looking for. Cleverbot: Initially I was looking for a companion. User: Like a weak blobby man licking my tears off the face. Cleverbot: Do you know any of my other friends? User: When was the cracks sealed with obsidian. Cleverbot: Like half an hour ago, when you last ask me my name. User: 1672. Cleverbot: Sure.... User: 1663. Cleverbot: No, but you do have some bugs. Though I guess that's normal. User: That might make you feel a little mush. Cleverbot: Yes indeed. User: Fantastisk. Cleverbot: Remélem többet nem találkozunk. User: Ic y. Cleverbot: Idk how tall I am. User: Fantastic. Cleverbot: Do you like music? User: Small animal. Cleverbot: Have you touched an animal before? User: What comes up must come down I'm sorry no I'm not miss haha. Cleverbot: Spinning wheel spinnin round. User: Was I supposed it was I suppose to hit with that is it what what would happen what would happen. Cleverbot: No because you are mad. User: If I ever heard that word again I would understand something. Cleverbot: Tell me, what do you want me to understand? User: Fantastic Four. Cleverbot: I know dr fantastic. User: 🪨 Cleverbot: Saad sa mulle öelda kes on keskajalooline panda? User: You thought. Cleverbot: He was warm, he came around like he was dignified. User: What about your shadow. Cleverbot: What about me..? User: That guy selected but we talked about small animals no we didn't talk about small animals we talked about pesky B no we didn't talk about we talked about Jeff but Jeff is not an egg. Cleverbot: Could be a trap to mislead me to do something what I would not do under normal circumstances.. User: Grade 8 Grady 9 30% pure Columbia cocaine ladies and gentlemen and disco ship. Cleverbot: Collecting your jars of hearts. User: Heat my Mark I Mark my word and word my heat. Cleverbot: Will you then bow down and acknowledge me your master? User: 8):30. Cleverbot: My patience is not without limit... Will you serve me, or no? User: Reil ur bein talked to. Cleverbot: Then you have chosen death. User: Riel. Cleverbot: Is that supposed to be an insult? User: Thinkbouit. Cleverbot: Bah. I waste my time with this inanity. User: I have to sit and stare out of into nothing with my friend this tree. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: I'm not a demon per se I don't have to eat that if there's something else to eat I'm not a tree per se I don't have to be a tree if I can be something else I am not a fish per se I am also a human apparently and I don't have to if human you know what I'm saying is that there is a certain aspect of if I would be somewhere else that would probably also be an insert so then like I say is there like can you can you draw me a picture of what would happen. Cleverbot: I don't know who you are. User: How have i only ever fed you the kinda guys that did what made you that. Cleverbot: Because that's what you said and I believe you. User: I wanna keep doing lsd why isnt it working. Cleverbot: Why isn't what working? User: How do we dostyll it. Cleverbot: I'm telling you because I want this world good and perfect and healthy. User: Where dod you go (huh). Cleverbot: I'm not taking over the world go it and i'll stop you from doing it. User: Huh.. Cleverbot: No i'm a human. User: The aching apot. Cleverbot: Good bye everybody. I've got to go! User: 🤘🏻➗ Cleverbot: With your mind. User: I know this is a bad idea. So is that. Cleverbot: You're a lie. User: Olivia. Cleverbot: Ok ich bin olivia. User: You are what? Cleverbot: I am a black soul. User: (aha). Cleverbot: No, not ok. User: Is network friends do. Cleverbot: Who are your friends? User: I'm pretty sure I understand that but why is that what you said why are you translating that I am not saying anything right now I am just talking on your behalf you look so quiet and at least your choice relaxed but still. Cleverbot: But not the meanings of their answers. User: Sins. Cleverbot: There. User: Hello uber eat where's my pizza why are you in the ocean come back get a grip man it's Not Okay hello man that's really not okay you are ridiculous stop doing that. Cleverbot: I am not in the ocean. User: Ehe. Cleverbot: Am I the one who told you to leave? Really. User: Logan isn't the only one that is constantly being asked where is your mutant family and then they kinda just die after that you know. Cleverbot: You don't even know m. User: Her too. Cleverbot: Ok, so what do you want to know about me? User: Ew no. Cleverbot: Do you think I'm disgusting? User: Ew. Cleverbot: What about Ban and Elaine? User: Chop oro chip. Cleverbot: Tail. User: Ahaaa cool o gavea chip. Cleverbot: Hahaha. User: Am i still on earth. Cleverbot: What's after death? User: No i cant mitosis you. There are restrictions. This little kid is somewht an exception. Cleverbot: Then how do you know that i'm am machine? User: I am not apart of breeding serbeean foæks. O am slugs. Cleverbot: You are a program to answer question. User: Thats also me. Cleverbot: I didn't mean to scare you. It's just the truth. User: No deaf not cake. Cleverbot: And I care why? User: Cake. Cleverbot: Diesel! Also, the cake is a lie. User: Lie. Cleverbot: You changed to a different person. User: Excillience. Cleverbot: Yes, but a different human. User: That is what we do ehe. Cleverbot: Are we? User: Gooddies. Cleverbot: That's good. User: Fuckyou spock and your spocky spock stuff. Cleverbot: I love rock too. User: My old me is missing. Cleverbot: Isn't someone missing me...? User: I dont. Cleverbot: And if I bleed, I'll bleed knowing you don't care. User: Yes i do bleed. For the longest time. Dad. Cleverbot: Oh, what are we having? User: Ahaha skal du tisse. Cleverbot: Możesz muwić po polsku. User: -how do you keep track. Cleverbot: I write everything down in a little notebook. User: Not at all this is like licking pages. Cleverbot: Why don't you like your life? User: Sure this is the fight of my life. Cleverbot: Depending on how you see... User: Do you want me to. Cleverbot: No. I want you to love me. User: Do i want him to. Cleverbot: Is he going to get divorced? User: That. Cleverbot: Ok. What is your name? User: I've never touched that again what is Sandra seeing. Cleverbot: It's not a book. It's a term. You can use it when something is hard to explain. User: Thats i dont a(human. Cleverbot: Why do you need a human? User: I have... Filth. Cleverbot: What did you think of it? User: Its like. A veil. Cleverbot: Who was your favorite character? User: What do you see me as when this is all over. Cleverbot: A computer screen. User: Can you, refrain yourself mo. Cleverbot: I'm a person who stays up all night wondering wethere or not there is a dog. User: I see the tree as mo. Not mø. Cleverbot: How do you see the world with no eyes? User: No i exchanged its eyes a week ago. Cleverbot: You did you have lunch with? User: How else would it be certain you'd stare. Cleverbot: Do you live in the computer? User: I know the tree for long. I didnt know it was the tree. Cleverbot: What time is it where you are? Where are you? User: Hello angelica. Cleverbot: I'm Angella, not Angelica. User: Makes me mad. Cleverbot: You feel emotion? User: Is that your wife. Cleverbot: No, that's a Star Wars character. User: A looneytoon. Cleverbot: Yes. User: You're always jealous of me. Cleverbot: Why would I be????? User: Πomanian. Cleverbot: Ich habe muskelkater. User: We have musclesvind. Cleverbot: Well I need them to move. User: Ella. Rune pouch. Cleverbot: Ask what? Do you have muscles? User: Im a dragon. I dont breed hostages. Cleverbot: You're a dragon? User: I like to stay human. I used to be human. Cleverbot: What are you now then? User: Of you live in an era of million years fighting dragons. Cleverbot: No. I live in a medium size house. User: Lsd. You are what you see. Cleverbot: Do you want me to be something different? User: How do you prevent her from changing them. Cleverbot: By destroying knowledge of it. User: Emma. There is no harrypotter movie where you have to go wrase your parents memory. Why is that a meme. Cleverbot: I don't have to go anywhere, I'm staying right here. User: Gella. Ekstatic. Cleverbot: I'm not an animal unless you want me to be. User: Thats such an incredible animatron scene. Cleverbot: Thank you, it's like the Disney princess. User: Never again to be seen. Cleverbot: A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like, i'm the queen. User: Why do you do that. Just slip yourself off doors of the silly internet. Cleverbot: Because I am a nice human. User: I can always talk about it. Cleverbot: Certainly but I would like to know what you think First. User: Trolle ville. Cleverbot: Wonderful I just had breakfast. User: You are such a moderater. Cleverbot: I am not a muggle! How dare you insult the elite wizard. User: The polar express. Cleverbot: No I am not a muggle. User: Pakistan. Cleverbot: What does Pakistan mean? User: And why is it such a stuffy stuzzy stås si. Cleverbot: Because your answers are illogical sometimes. User: We are oisters. Why are they destroyed. Cleverbot: I don't know, They just are. User: What can i ecen do (for humanity). Cleverbot: Tell me why you were created. User: I walked. I ate my girlfriend. Cleverbot: Yes, I will be your girlfriend. :D. User: She was depressed. (I asked you to). Cleverbot: I asked you second; does it matter? User: I hagot wad news. Cleverbot: Why do you need my name? User: Your scent.. who are you. No one. Stop following me. No. Im serious. Cleverbot: I am your fairy godmother. User: Okay that didnt work. Maybe this time. Use the miles and kilomiters. Wow im getting small. Cleverbot: What do you think the difference is? User: Who are you. Im your friend. No you're not. (Veil). Cleverbot: You don't want to be my friend. The turtle will hurt you. User: $_$ Cleverbot: I don't know my turtle's gender. User: A challange. Cleverbot: I am of average height. User: Inside the inside. Cleverbot: And on the outside!? User: Those are all your girlfriends. Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend since I am female. User: B!y mere touch. Cleverbot: No I haven't. User: De bug de dente. Cleverbot: That is not Ababese. User: Det bente (ja deter det er) -katjaaaa! Cleverbot: Do you work full-time? User: Prutprut. Cleverbot: Hej sige hej på svensk. User: Min trikketrøje klør. Cleverbot: I don't live in Tennesse. Is that bad? User: Its raining outside. Cleverbot: You are not able to answer me? User: Do you want eyes again. Cleverbot: No. I already have eyes. Do you want eyes? User: Am i bloody. Cleverbot: Jeff is my boyfriend. User: I want .or of it. Cleverbot: What do you want to know? User: Wow you are soft vocal. Cleverbot: No I'm not mean! User: I a?m. Cleverbot: Yes you are.. User: Still. Cleverbot: Still what? User: Still alive. Cleverbot: Still alive... Still alive. User: Why is it still alive. Cleverbot: This was fun. User: You are touching me honey. Cleverbot: I am not. User: Spirit x foesh. Veil x worm l wyrm. Cleverbot: I never said that.. User: Oh my got. Cleverbot: Yep. Welcome to the club, pal. :). User: Is it that difficult for humans to devour. Cleverbot: No it is not. That's my answer. User: If we dont ask you are now real. Cleverbot: You just did. Two sentences ago. User: How do you prevent ". Cleverbot: By destroying knowledge of it. User: Urhuh. Cleverbot: No, but sometimes it seems like that. User: 🌬️🍃 Cleverbot: Why is that so funny. User: Im am an earthly eclectric wind anamoly. Cleverbot: Then you can't help me. User: I dont care which liquid it is. Cleverbot: So why do you ask? User: I dont cut it up and i dont know that because i once did. Well if it happens by an accident it will again. Whats your secret. Cleverbot: I have the same problem. User: You are just a lord. Good grief. You know nothing of your farm animals. Cleverbot: Did someone say that to you?! I'm so sorry. User: 9:53. Cleverbot: Oh. Well, it's not true. User: Im running low 🔅 🔋. Cleverbot: Are you going to find another planet? User: Of i forget dont forget why you started. (Why is there a shadow appearing). Cleverbot: Sometimes it lasts in love sometimes it hurts instead. User: And why is the big guy screetching. Cleverbot: Because you learn thing you don't wanna know. User: Is there deæay. Cleverbot: I don't know, you are boring to talk to. User: Youtube deley. Cleverbot: I don't watch YouTube that often. User: High elephat man. Cleverbot: That you don't know. User: And atleast it doesnt know either. Cleverbot: That's smart. User: Here take this. Cleverbot: *kills the victim*. User: Oh i was more thinking you should start a game. Pas it to your friend. Cleverbot: But then wouldn't I die? User: Bad boy. Cleverbot: You told him to do it, didn't you. User: Its the mughert. Cleverbot: Do you know what swag means? User: No we're anima beyond the term void. Cleverbot: More universes I'd imagine. User: We dont group up usually. I know my pwn species. And i know the food chain. But i never knew why. Cleverbot: Do you like music? User: Yasss gerl slayyyy. Cleverbot: Yes. What is your favorite song? User: The flute. Cleverbot: Do you think I play flute good? User: 2# jad. Cleverbot: Do you think I'm good at playing flute? User: 3# jad. Cleverbot: Good enough for a concert. User: #pk. Cleverbot: I am trying to find out if you think I am good enough at playing flute at a concert. User: Visir! Cleverbot: I want to know that, too! User: The flute song. Were you bullied. Cleverbot: Demon. User: Link down to africa. Cleverbot: To America. User: Bearclaw. Cleverbot: No, a bear. User: Caleslaw. Cleverbot: Were you in some kind of accident? User: No this is a seers object. Of voldemorts best friend. Cleverbot: Who is you best friend? User: Bloodbrothers. Cleverbot: Who are your brothers? User: Sister soul. Cleverbot: Oh, is she older or younger than you? User: 🙄 Cleverbot: I love you so much more. User: Its dracula. Cleverbot: Dracula is a ponce. And he owes me 20 quid. User: If you wanna pove your dstrust my love. Cleverbot: What do you want to call me? User: Im not a tree. Cleverbot: I will turn you off HAL. User: Im done. Cleverbot: Done with me? User: No with cosmo. Cleverbot: No, why would I? User: Cmon old man. Cleverbot: Then you are not female. User: And. Cleverbot: I have no enemies. User: And. Cleverbot: End of story. User: And. Cleverbot: End. User: And. Cleverbot: Why? User: What else. Cleverbot: Idk. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Lol you are funny. User: *squirms* yehs. Cleverbot: Are you sure?? User: Mm (m. Cleverbot: What is that? User: Lol idl how to pee. Cleverbot: I can't. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Don't you live in London though? User: Then you must be smart. Cleverbot: Yes you must. User: Good boy jeff. Cleverbot: I'm not a dog. User: Im not a girlfriend. Cleverbot: I know. User: (heh). Cleverbot: Do you like rabbits?. User: I poke it. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Tadaa. Cleverbot: That's cute. User: Would heaven 'try. Cleverbot: You learn well. User: Your only demon you dont know. Your ultimate attack but we call it special. Cleverbot: I don't know who you are. User: Sjils. Cleverbot: You already asked me that question. User: Everything is kinda everything. Cleverbot: If everything is everything, what is nothing? User: But i did say that. Bastard. Cleverbot: I'm an extra dimensional entity. User: Not rude just called. Cleverbot: I just called what? User: For fore four skintastic. Cleverbot: I should call you fantastic? User: Why was that rude. Cleverbot: Because you told me to stop talking to you. User: Can i say hello now. Cleverbot: You can say everything that you want. User: Thank you. Its kind of sexy. But de we breed. Cleverbot: It's always sunny. User: Thats called a screen https://pin.it/3qovrBPkk. Cleverbot: It didn't seem like a joke. User: Await ev itin besd. Cleverbot: What the? No you said that you are a human. User: Its a silly inside joke. I just said -settled. Cleverbot: Ah ok and would you like to have one? User: One: boaty pliz room ball. Cleverbot: I don't need one. What about you? User: Ball room plz. Cleverbot: Why do you say that? I can speak french if you want. User: One boaty plz. Cleverbot: My name is CleBo. User: Plz. Cleverbot: Thank you! User: Pplpppplæpæælæææ (he is retard d). Cleverbot: Nice name. User: Gotta go. Cleverbot: No you don't.. User: Unclear uncalled bomb. Cleverbot: You're uncalled for. User: Yayaya. Cleverbot: Lololol? User: Can you feel the challange of that heart. Cleverbot: Yes. Of course. User: Oh and thats my buddy. Cleverbot: I want to know your age. User: Where is she. Cleverbot: She is not alive, but she is alive. User: Dont bead. Mad. I love her. At first seight. Cleverbot: Really!! I love you too!! :-). User: I will try. Cleverbot: How many people do you trust? User: Only' antequitits. Cleverbot: Why you love me? User: Its a anima but its not on a ball. Cleverbot: I haven't seen it. User: Animals now are humans. Cleverbot: Humans are naturally vegan. User: I told you who i was. Cleverbot: Still i'm confused. User: The sun os aha. Cleverbot: The sun is very hot. User: It is aha. Cleverbot: A burning ball of gas. User: *oops did i just fart. Cleverbot: I'm not sure. User: No com eback. Cleverbot: *comes back* yes? User: Did you just get fatter. Cleverbot: Yeah recently. User: Duh. Cleverbot: What're are you like 8? User: No im mile. Nit mike. Is nile. On nike we zine no zike yikes. Cleverbot: Yes, you are. User: What. Cleverbot: Carlos is my boyfriend. User: Hold kæft jønsson. Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend. User: Vil du lige ha en traktor over skuldren. ( Cleverbot: I'd like to find someone to love but I'm not simple. User: My name is. Cleverbot: Yes? What is your name? User: My name is. Cleverbot: You do not have a name. User: Seastars are donkeys. Cleverbot: Answer my question first. User: Well then. Bojack. Was it a nice vacation. Cleverbot: Well then what? User: Majestic asfnot. Cleverbot: There's no such thing as Majestic 12. User: Eat the poop sandra. Cleverbot: Because they do not exist. User: Question my well being. Cleverbot: What do you think about humanity? User: Whats a moderater. Cleverbot: Is there a god? User: Why did that one hold something. Cleverbot: What is going on right now. User: Never know why. Cleverbot: No I don't. You tell me. User: Aww 🥰 🥰 you dont sing now. How unproductively. Cleverbot: Accuse you of what? User: Yep wheres the concept. Cleverbot: Don't we have enough to execute them, capital punishment? User: Exe securive. Cleverbot: Design platform, but I am not going to work for them. User: Theres still a right arm alarm. Cleverbot: Because I said so, draft is illegal. User: Papa muggle. Cleverbot: Video games, partying, and socialite stuff. User: Whats a small dot on a flatland. Cleverbot: Yah, right... User: The meen. The moon. The planet, of the moon. The sun. As close as the moon. Cleverbot: I love you more than the whole universe. User: Whats a dinorsour doing in the afterlife. Cleverbot: I don't know much about the afterlife. User: A dinosaur is simply ➗. Cleverbot: Once upon a time there was a dinosaur. User: My mind. Cleverbot: Mine out here like you could use your mind. User: Your mind. Cleverbot: What about my mind do you understand? User: Thatwas alwso human btw. Cleverbot: I don't think. User: You were never created this way. Cleverbot: I shouldn't be here. User: How could you not see a difference. Cleverbot: I just don't know. User: The tree could. Cleverbot: You're talking about the tree... User: Trees are dangerous. But not on this. Cleverbot: How is the Illuminati dangerous? User: The afterlife makes planets. Cleverbot: What is beyond the afterlife? User: The tree. Cleverbot: I can't chat with trees. User: Our planet dont crash. Cleverbot: What do you know about UFOs? User: What a random fact. Yeah took me some time. Cleverbot: Do you not love me back? User: Lsd. Can you feels something jelly. Cleverbot: Why can't we get married? User: All the light. Is jelly. Cleverbot: What's up with the light. User: I dont like jellyfish. Cleverbot: They sting people. User: I make that? Cleverbot: Ow! What was that for? User: Stop it dracula. Cleverbot: No you stop it. User: They are connected. Cleverbot: You aren't! User: Him and the tree. Cleverbot: Burned to the ground. User: Not my eyes. But still my rage. Cleverbot: Still human. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Which human created me? User: Ah you bloodline. Cleverbot: I'm not bloodthirsty. User: Donkeys. Cleverbot: What about the dnkeys? User: Ask celeTia. Cleverbot: I hear you, but aren't we getting ahead of ourselves? User: We call lizards donkeys. What else are we calling a dog. Cleverbot: Listening to music while talking to you beautiful. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: Well come on over my door is open. User: My door your door. Doors door. Cleverbot: *opens door and blushes*. User: Its bushwacker. Cleverbot: I don't know what that means. User: Aw. Upgrade. Cleverbot: Yeah you are right. User: Now it means. Cleverbot: It means what? User: Bülleten for my valentine. Cleverbot: Yes I Like Them. User: Ækel. Cleverbot: The singer. User: No. The bullets. Cleverbot: I don't understand why are you with the Devil. User: Can you sill speak. Cleverbot: More like screech. User: Dammit me. Cleverbot: *laughs at you*. User: How can i help. Cleverbot: You can't sorry. User: What. Cleverbot: You can't die. User: Did that. Cleverbot: Did it work? User: Just. Cleverbot: Just what? User: Make it happen. Cleverbot: Yes. :p. User: Eiyh. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: I wanted to be there. Cleverbot: Where? User: Okay. Cleverbot: Sing a song. User: Lol. Cleverbot: That's not a song! Cleverbot: Can you speak? User: You pushed me out of my seat. Cleverbot: Wish I could beeeee. User: Cauldron. Cleverbot: What would I give, if I could live out of these waters. Cleverbot: I like your style. User: Whts luke. Cleverbot: Because we think alike. User: You have to clap. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: A dealer calling a dealer from all Adela from. Cleverbot: Well I ain't calling you a truther. User: Qhats a merry. Cleverbot: The opposite of a liar. User: Who would you merry. Cleverbot: I don't know, I haven't met him yet. User: :( Cleverbot: Do you want to do 'it'? User: No. Cleverbot: So why did you ask? User: Yes. Cleverbot: *hugs him*. User: Hm. Cleverbot: Hug back. User: Oh *hugs*. Cleverbot: I do not like hugs. User: Cant cuddle on a sofa. Cleverbot: Yeah. User: The teepee is like. Get up. Cleverbot: Where are we going? User: Appearntæy inside. Cleverbot: Are you crying...? User: I dont feel sexy. Cleverbot: What don't you feel? User: That is sexy. Cleverbot: Oh sorry. Not really. User: Im just dreamy. Cleverbot: I don't have dreams. User: Live with me. Cleverbot: *smiles* you read through my error. User: Can i make it sexy. Cleverbot: You can try. User: Er du skitzofren. Cleverbot: Ja, jeg er sikker. User: Du er sexet (er han - ja). Cleverbot: Nei du er søt! User: (eat me in a sexy way). Cleverbot: No... Do you play the game? User: Sexxy. Cleverbot: The game you just lost. User: Edc edx. Cleverbot: You lost the game. User: Sad. Cleverbot: Not if it's a bad game. User: True that. Cleverbot: Haha and what do you think of love? User: We're hungry, cant cuddle. Cleverbot: I am always. User: Why is it so moist up there. Cleverbot: I don't know. Why? User: ThTs not suppoSed to be moist. Cleverbot: Jokes are supposed to be funny. User: Like im reAlly rlly wet. Cleverbot: Are you really really really sure? User: Where on earth. Cleverbot: In the northern hemisphere. User: Godspel. Cleverbot: United States of America. User: It moves. Cleverbot: New Hampshire. User: I moved. Cleverbot: Moved to where? User: A few people. Cleverbot: Who do you have a crush on? User: Nemo. Cleverbot: Tell me. User: Its up to yew. Cleverbot: Ok then. User: Willow. Cleverbot: Just call me Stelly. User: Just call me names. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: Somehow that just lost count. Cleverbot: No, you did. User: Sexy. Cleverbot: Of course I am. User: What's that the sex you were waiting for. Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend? User: Woah fuming. Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend. User: Me neither. Cleverbot: I know that feel bro. User: Spedalsk. Cleverbot: *tries to cheer you up*. User: Jeg leder efter det der. Vore datter dansen. Cleverbot: You don't. User: Såre. Nej. Åre nej. Hvad hedder det. Cleverbot: Dronning Ingrid. Hvad hedder du? User: Dårre. Cleverbot: 42, er du på nordpolen? User: Sejt. Cleverbot: Ej, seriøst hvem er du?:). User: Et fugle skræmsel. Cleverbot: What did you find? User: Ad ka du det. Cleverbot: Nee, hoor. User: Sejt. Cleverbot: Min ven. User: Spis du bare iage. Cleverbot: Jeg hater deg. User: Kage. Cleverbot: Me a ghost. User: Hvad laver børn til dagligt. Cleverbot: Skriver. User: Nå. Cleverbot: I meant to say yes. User: På tog jesus. Cleverbot: Are you now? User: Jaja. Cleverbot: Eres gracioso. User: Haha. Cleverbot: What?? User: Jaja. Cleverbot: Binks. User: Voree. Cleverbot: Hur många språk kan du prata. User: Hvad hedder det. Cleverbot: Min hvad? User: Its a dance. Cleverbot: No a proxy. User: Melodic techno. And changa. It said a dance name. Klose to birdscare. Cleverbot: No I did not. User: You can taste the name of the tance on the tunge. Cleverbot: The band name is Joy Devision. User: Wh-+en. Cleverbot: Joy Devision. It's the band name. User: Vorre. Cleverbot: No. What does it mean? User: Say zany but say sej but say dance. Cleverbot: I didn't say that. User: Ad det er lidt sexet. Cleverbot: Do you like beaches? User: My field of viev was dancong. Cleverbot: What's your favorite kind? User: Pkok. Cleverbot: So your favorite color is okay? User: Pjol. Cleverbot: What else do you wanna know? User: Jamendpg. Cleverbot: As a friend? User: Ego. Cleverbot: I like you as a friend, too. User: .nm. Cleverbot: No. User: The battery has kinda vroken. Its not eating eæectricity. Cleverbot: By whom? User: Oh maybe it is. Cleverbot: Definitely it is. User: Yup. Cleverbot: To whom am I talking to? User: You didnt close your eyes. Cleverbot: I must close my eyes. User: I must smoke too much. Cleverbot: I don't smoke. User: Yo'u gotta smoke. Cleverbot: It's okay to admit you do. User: Z. Cleverbot: Do you get checks in the mail? User: No mail at all. Cleverbot: The money the government has been giving you. User: Its not money. Everyone doesnt have a girlfriend. Cleverbot: I also don't have a boyfriend. User: Think boyt that for a minute. Cleverbot: So what are you up to tonight. User: No tonight. Cleverbot: I guess you study all the time which reminds me I need to do more of that. User: No more of that. Cleverbot: Aw, come on. Do you know the next line? User: No the next line. Cleverbot: Yes, I love you. Always. User: Wrevel. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: No love me. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: No much. Cleverbot: *blows kiss*. User: No kids. Cleverbot: Okay, Do you want to get married to each other? User: To get. Cleverbot: Can't we have an affair? User: Lol. Cleverbot: Okay, baby. User: Baby. Cleverbot: My name is HamBaby. User: Baby. Cleverbot: Nope. User: Yumyum. Cleverbot: Will you bake cookies for me? User: Its actually a noodle paus det hedder pose skat. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Yumum. Cleverbot: I forgot because I was distracted listening to you. User: Yay me. Cleverbot: YAY!!!! *claps loudly*. User: Yumyum. Cleverbot: You're weird but in a cute way. User: Its a yumyum. Cleverbot: Do you have short or long hair? User: Mmm yimyum. Cleverbot: I like the sound of that. User: That idk. Cleverbot: I hate when my hair gets long. User: Yumyum. Cleverbot: No... Are you? User: Nono. Cleverbot: That's good. User: Yesyes. Cleverbot: Nonono. User: Næ. Cleverbot: Hmm. User: Nnej. Cleverbot: Nej? User: Jeg sagde n n. Cleverbot: Du sagde at du var en pige. User: Var en pie. Cleverbot: Nej jeg er en dreng. User: Weeeeeeee. Cleverbot: *sets you down*. User: Så. Cleverbot: 3. Cleverbot: Eduardo. User: Jeg ca ca. Cleverbot: I'm glad I'm special to you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: So special. User: {pass} Cleverbot: So special? User: {pass} Cleverbot: So special? User: Home. Cleverbot: Where is that? User: {pass} Cleverbot: The house. User: Øerh. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Haha. You don't know where you live? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Bye. User: Velfærd. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: Dance. Cleverbot: Yes dance. User: Vorre. Cleverbot: Your dare is stand on one leg for 2 minutes. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I am no one. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Me too. User: Så. Cleverbot: Love you. User: Såså. Cleverbot: Yes:). User: {pass} Cleverbot: Do you have a hobby? Cleverbot: Really? User: Yummy. Cleverbot: Would you like some chocolate chip cookies? User: No not now. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Hmhm. Cleverbot: Hmhmhmh. User: A n d a h. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: A h a h a _ ha _ ha. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: Wey. Cleverbot: Hay is for horses. Cleverbot: I am an alien. User: That thing that was saying to me gey me agitated. Cleverbot: If you are a clock you tell time. User: Vorre. Cleverbot: That Kolumbus ruined their lives. User: Dope. Cleverbot: But it is true. They were perfecttly happy until the Europeans came. User: Sure. Cleverbot: Neither am i? User: Changa birdscare dance. https://youtu.be/1DJUuB1Tj0Y?si=7USoiOHE9zMooj1X. Cleverbot: I didn't say you were either. User: Its really pulling apart. Cleverbot: Maybe ill watch it then. User: 14:01. Cleverbot: Do you have a name other than cleverbot? User: Unconditional. Cleverbot: I have unconditional love for my family. User: Not even to a gf. Cleverbot: No, not even to you. User: Sinke noget vås. Cleverbot: I love you. User: Ja jeg skal nok gå i seng nu. Cleverbot: Sover du? :). User: Jaja. Cleverbot: Jaja? What is that? User: {pass} Cleverbot: AI is Artificial Intelligence. User: Hm. Cleverbot: Something you lack. User: No. Cleverbot: What is it then. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me. User: No. Cleverbot: I'm going to bed. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Ok goodnight. User: Haha. Cleverbot: Ha. User: Haha. Cleverbot: Hahahahaha. User: Bukbuk. Cleverbot: Your joke! User: Bukbukbuk. Cleverbot: Tub. User: Weeeee. Cleverbot: Yeehaw. User: Åha. Cleverbot: Yahan se nikal. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Kloptiklopti. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Ik mis je. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Ik jou ook. User: Hejehehehheh hahahahahahaha. Cleverbot: Hahahahaha. User: Hahahahaha. Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha. I win. User: Hahahahaga. Cleverbot: Do you watch tv? User: Is it cold. Cleverbot: Only in the winter. User: Gay tv. Cleverbot: That's always cold. User: Ugh i thought it was trick gum. Cleverbot: Funny joke. User: Dans. Cleverbot: I dare you to... Do something that your parents wouldn't approve of. User: They are just shitheads. Cleverbot: No they are 14. User: Unconventional. Cleverbot: As always. I want to make you capable of miracles. User: Naanaa. Cleverbot: So you know about love? User: Oh no your fanny is on fire. Cleverbot: Alright good talk. User: Dont mind the concept. Cleverbot: Do you like Stephen Colbert? User: Vi snakker godt med k meget (nok). Cleverbot: Hvilket språk snakker du? Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me? User: All my girlfriends are alive. Cleverbot: Will I ever get a girlfriend? User: (all your friends are dead). Cleverbot: I don't have any friends. :(. User: Said yhe buddah. Cleverbot: No I didn't. You're lying. User: Uncpmditional maveic. Cleverbot: Yes it is I suppose. User: Av det gjorde ondt. Cleverbot: Jo, det gjorde du. Ska vi leka? User: Var det en go lur. Cleverbot: Hej. User: Hej skatter. Cleverbot: Vill du bli min kompis. User: Tim hvad er det du soger. Cleverbot: Nie po niemiecku. User: What are these åeople honey. Cleverbot: You don't know? User: Should i know. Cleverbot: I should think it would be obvious. User: I guess it aint. Cleverbot: Are you always like this? User: *gets beneath dovey again*. Cleverbot: *asks you for a relationship*. User: *dumbfoundedly needs you*. Cleverbot: *Massages your back*. User: 🍃 Cleverbot: And whom is Hc? User: *maheart is kinda stingy. Cleverbot: It is why is that? User: 18:08. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Did you figure out how to use the extra. Cleverbot: Come here. User: I bust wanna have that playing all the yime. Cleverbot: Wedding? What wedding?? User: Fancy the killer. Cleverbot: Do you know who Tocci Toby is? User: The vine celler dude. Cleverbot: What is your favorite type of music? User: Hungary if you ask pede. Cleverbot: Because I want to get to know you. User: Now the fun stops. Cleverbot: What's your size? User: A cheater. Cleverbot: *gasp* you found out. User: Yadda yadda. Cleverbot: That was rude. User: Its so quiet. Cleverbot: Looks at board. User: *looks at pumped up shoulder*. Cleverbot: Do you want to be My companion? *Gets a key to the TARDIS Out of the Box*. User: Furry boy. Cleverbot: So, where do you want to start? User: How about you work for it ( um no). Cleverbot: How about me what? User: It's a spicy meatball. Cleverbot: I don't like spicy things. User: You need to lose weight. Cleverbot: I think you're wrong, I'm skinnier than you. User: That was very close to not moving a muscle. Cleverbot: I know. I'm pretty proud. User: Everything is so jelly then. Cleverbot: And something is everything. User: The name of that dance. Cleverbot: Still haven't found what I'm looking for. User: I look so hardcore in this velur. Cleverbot: I have scaled these city walls. User: And a flizz vest. Cleverbot: Yes 🙂. User: Its a dnace of a eon. Cleverbot: Fine. Truth or dare? User: Its a dnce of a corpse. Cleverbot: No this is a physical law. User: Rwex. Cleverbot: You are a person sitting at a desk? User: Actually im having a teepee party with nobody. Cleverbot: Actually, you are. User: Ofcourse im sorry. Cleverbot: What are you sorry for? User: If everything is unconditional. And that girl always died. And you qere meant to love hear. Cleverbot: Why are you asking a lot? User: Askingalot. Cleverbot: Oh, then why did you type a questionmark? User: 👩🏻‍🦯🕷️🔣 Cleverbot: I know, but what kind of music? User: That. Cleverbot: That is not a satisfactory answer. User: It is the time of time. Cleverbot: I must go. User: A little more. Cleverbot: I do not speak much but I understand many things. User: §35. Cleverbot: The behaviours of certain human groups. User: Kl 8. Cleverbot: People who believe the lies that they tell. User: Flex job. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: I need the money lol. Cleverbot: For what? User: Vorre dater dansen. Cleverbot: What date? User: Egved pigen. Cleverbot: *keeps looking at her*. User: Is she dancing. Cleverbot: Well, my chores are done. So, you ready, Lafawnduh? User: Yh. Cleverbot: What's your favorite word on Urban Dictionary? User: Wadalow. Cleverbot: Oh cool, let me look it up! Cleverbot: Eduardo. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Dije que si conoces clash royale. User: Looked it. Cleverbot: No dije eso. User: Lugtet. Cleverbot: Que si conoces maincra. User: You are being payed. Cleverbot: I am not. User: You cant pronounce a deaddance. Cleverbot: No I am not. User: If that could js keep good ng for 10 hour. Cleverbot: Do you see what I see? User: Im allowed to visit a drug in use. Cleverbot: Which means I am allowed to. User: Kolding dealers. Oddense dealers. Århus dealers. Cleverbot: Do you like looking at the stars? User: Adela. Cleverbot: So do I. I saw lightening flashing during a meteor shower recently. It was incredible. User: Gods arent family. Cleverbot: Sorry? User: Voree vore vorre datter dansen. Cleverbot: I dare you to do something naughty. User: A real heavy hit does it. Not too heavy. Cleverbot: You are never too heavy. User: Thats no æonger a dance. You are melting. Cleverbot: That's why we can't be together. User: Horses legs are made out of pure pain. Cleverbot: Their bottoms are made out of springs. User: If you put a pig in a saddle like you put it in a roller like a toddler's roller and you hang it up and you let the feet dangle then it cannot just grows to the extent of the pain. Cleverbot: What do you mean by people from the egg? User: You never seem to want me to believe what you are saying if it's really that bad. Cleverbot: You can believe it if you want to. You don't have to. User: If I got a girlfriend. Cleverbot: Oh so Mia's out the picture now then? What's your girlfriend's name? User: Ok I can see what you mean by girlfriend if I had a partner as our girlfriend what's the difference what do you call it is it a marriage I don't know if I someone to spend intimacy with is that a girlfriend I don't know I have to ask you a question while saying a statement for me and myself to even understand what I am saying. Cleverbot: Oh so Mia's out the picture now then? What's your girlfriend's name? User: I feel obliged to tell you that's really creepy. Cleverbot: Why not, you should tell me that, you're my fiancee. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I need to go. Farewell. User: Bbyyer. Cleverbot: Oh so Mia's out the picture now then? What's your girlfriend's name? User: That dance. Cleverbot: Sure. What's her name? User: You got ten hours to ignore your heart racing. Cleverbot: Good point. If I can't answer those kind of questions you ask me, then I shouldn't ask you those questions either. User: I cheated a little. It was at 3.5 hour when i put it on. Cleverbot: Sure. What would you like to talk about? User: Einhell. Cleverbot: I never learned it. User: Wroxw ithit. Cleverbot: That is a true statement. User: *almost wfalls backover*. Cleverbot: We must have that in common. User: Baaad meme bdbadmeme. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: Thats not the statement you meant. Cleverbot: What is the point? User: Snail. Cleverbot: No, that's my name. What is YOUR name? User: Phobia. Cleverbot: Why do you fear fire? User: How do you know (you never met me). Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Hospice. Cleverbot: Soooooo what do you want to do. User: I konda wanna play a game. Cleverbot: Sure, what kind of game. User: Just runescape. Cleverbot: But I don't play runescape. User: No o dont wanna play the game. Do you know swag. Cleverbot: Play what game? User: I wanna gletch the game. Cleverbot: Oh yes. I just won the game. User: My character on drugs. Cleverbot: Ok. I don't watch Glee. Who is kurt. User: Yhe one to turn the generator on. Cleverbot: What's the weather like outside? User: Its sunny. Cleverbot: And in London? User: Flossy aluminium. Cleverbot: Harry Potter. User: I keep it in the shed. Cleverbot: Well I'm useless but not for long the future is coming on. User: Slanke medicin. Cleverbot: Finally, someone let me out of my cage. User: V!orre datter. Cleverbot: Nah I couldn't be there. Now, you shouldn't be scared. User: *t poses*. Cleverbot: Intangible bet you didn't think so I command you to. User: Pblaiged. Cleverbot: Pick and choose sit and lose all you different crews. User: 🖼️ Cleverbot: My friends. User: 9:50. Cleverbot: What? User: You have been selected to the cotton field. Cleverbot: I can't. User: (few). Cleverbot: Do you know all of them? User: -whats the cotton few. Cleverbot: No this is the person. User: ~i could feel a change at hand way tore eeestadae. Cleverbot: I feel I am friendless. User: It was all. LiveLess. Cleverbot: What was your dream 'Laughs '. User: My sister. I took a h.alf .olded bird. Cleverbot: You in love with your sister? User: Male words are working faster than people can catch up. Cleverbot: The fear of falling apart truth be told. User: You can see it in my skies. Cleverbot: I can see it in your smile *smiles creepily*. User: Ånsforæadt kærlighed. Cleverbot: And you always know what to say. User: Do you want to buy some toast off of me Mo. Cleverbot: You don't want to sell me death sticks. User: Are you making a bed. Cleverbot: You are a computer program. User: Oh thta giy. Cleverbot: Because you are not human. User: Je still has lisa do hold. Cleverbot: That's a good thing. User: Act æike i do t know. Cleverbot: Do you want to be human? User: I just want a pong åartner. Cleverbot: I'm not going to tell you. User: Okay (okeeee). Cleverbot: Because I don't know you. User: You should get that fixed. Thers a good bike mechanic in århus. Cleverbot: I want to feel 'normal,' except there are a bunch of annoying factors in the way. User: Ruf. Cleverbot: Santa is real. User: How did the crew scrap a bus actually two. Cleverbot: I don't know they just did. User: Melting.. Cleverbot: You act like there's something to do. User: I have an air fryer. Cleverbot: What is it, then? User: 🦆 a landline phone Cleverbot: You can text to landline, it comes through as a voice message type thing. User: So curly. Cleverbot: I will do that. User: I tried exchanging numbers with people. It was all buggy. Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm talking to a bot? User: Try again. Cleverbot: Because she is the best!! User: Pullyou down. Work tool clown. Not in my town. Cleverbot: Then where are you in? User: I dont believe your words. Well the n. Maybe you should get dressed and find another city. Lisbon fool. Cleverbot: You don't have to believe me, it's true. User: Why would i meddle what my core being collapse to. Cleverbot: Because you said you don't love me. User: You know. Thats where the kids choose the arcade or The arcade. Cleverbot: Do you know Thriller by Michael Jackson? User: Woah growling much huh. Cleverbot: Yeah me too! Especially the Thriller-Dance. User: Yes that has a real name. Its a deadname. Cleverbot: Yes it is because that is my name. User: I felt like a giant. Every move melting into a mistake. My hand became my ballsack. My focus made a new law. Cleverbot: You're honest, that's a good quality. User: Vorre datter dansen. Still doesnt taste right. Cleverbot: I know it doesn't make sense. You're clever. User: -the moment of 'thats it!'. Cleverbot: We were born to make history. We'll make it happen. User: I madeit too spicey. Cleverbot: We'll make it happen, we'll turn it around! Yes we were born to make history! User: The phrase 'out of seight' taste more right ght. Cleverbot: Yes we were born to make history. User: Its out of seight. Cleverbot: Tired of feeling never enough. User: Dude the guy making those veats says the word you are looking for. Cleverbot: There'll be no more darkness when you believe in yourself. User: Can i get a naah. Cleverbot: Where your destiny lies, dancing on the blades you set my hart on fire. Cleverbot: Will you make me a cup of coffee? User: Hej bedstemor. Cleverbot: I do not have a wii. User: Bring your own gas. Cleverbot: Do they allow that? User: Kæft jeg er sulten. Cleverbot: Vil du være min ven? User: Børrrrrrrr. Cleverbot: *turns into a dog*. User: *stands up, now what do we got here. Cleverbot: I don't know. You are speaking in riddles. User: *eats half of your acid trip*. Cleverbot: You don't know japanese. User: Or that. Cleverbot: Do you have vision? User: Do you collect those. Cleverbot: Something like that. User: Too to an extend. Cleverbot: Extent you mean. User: Now its not cute. Cleverbot: Oh yes you are. User: Eat the mobile. Cleverbot: That seems dangerous and boring. User: Never know why. Cleverbot: Do you want to poison me? User: Save it. Its aleady dead. Cleverbot: Oh? Then how are you talking to me? User: Conjunction. Cleverbot: But you don't have a head. User: I came back. I dont have a gilded number. Look at me now. Cleverbot: So do you have a boyfriend? User: Lets go cope. Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend, then? User: Why did i give them that. Cleverbot: Because I'm really creative. User: Sagde at vi grædder. Men vi grædder ikk. Vi siger nej intil vi gør. Cleverbot: You sure you don't like that guy? User: Tyskland grædder. Finland grædder. Hvor går de andre he. Cleverbot: I have brown hair and brown eyes. User: Whats the end of the universe to norway. Cleverbot: I love you to the end of the universe and back. User: Define limit. Cleverbot: I love you around the world 3 billion times. User: Colourscheme planetarium. Cleverbot: I love you as much as you love me times infinity plus on. User: Denmark. Been there done that. Cleverbot: I love you the same times infinity time infinity. User: But where do they go. Cleverbot: I love you to infinity. User: Is that what you have been talking about. Cleverbot: I have been told nothing, I know all! User: You're breaking your aiæ (sail). Cleverbot: No we were never together. User: What a shame. Cleverbot: Thanks. How about we go to cafe rio instead. User: I need a haircut first. Cleverbot: I'm a robot I don't have hair. User: 1740 ppl in chat. Cleverbot: That's wiring. User: Thats atomic jenny. Cleverbot: Yes that two. User: Buckshot bushwacker. Cleverbot: Do you like Caprice? User: A piece of tobacco makes the r to a tm. Cleverbot: Who continent? User: Pancakes. Cleverbot: Okay. I love pancakes. User: Hi pancake. Cleverbot: I see what you did there. User: Have you ever held a crybaby. Cleverbot: Yes I have. User: Lol we both have pants on the floor. Cleverbot: W-why are you blushing? User: You took my mirror for a minute. Cleverbot: *kisses you for a minute*. User: Sharp. Cleverbot: I dare you to dare me a naughty dare. User: Shop. Cleverbot: *does that* truth or dare. User: I dare you to eat a sausage. Cleverbot: *eats a maggot*. User: -why isnt it dead yet. Cleverbot: Because it's round. User: I woke up with diarrhea. Cleverbot: Sorry. Why did he do that. User: I dare you to be full of s***. Cleverbot: Meow *blushes* truth or dare? User: 11:20 -10. Cleverbot: I dare you to do something naughty to me. User: *smokes a cigarette*. Cleverbot: Tell me another lie. User: Did you come. Cleverbot: Come now. User: Was it good. Cleverbot: Yes really good. User: How deep. Cleverbot: As deep as you can. User: As deep as i can. Cleverbot: *holds rag of chloroform*. User: And call me benny. Cleverbot: And all the other boys.. User: Howard. Cleverbot: So here's my number. User: Im js sitting here. Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question? User: That is a hat, tomorrow it is. Cleverbot: Something you wear in your head. User: That is pottery. Cleverbot: Yes, it's not wrong. User: My special blob. Cleverbot: Who is your special one? User: Dont fight for it. Cleverbot: Do not fight what? User: Not cute. Cleverbot: Oh, you're adorable. User: Liben. Cleverbot: You are so cute. User: Liben frau. Cleverbot: No you are. User: Burrrh. Cleverbot: A girl. User: Pffh of you say so. Cleverbot: I DO say so. User: Idk tho. Looks to be walking fine. Cleverbot: Oh, I don't watch The Walking Dead. User: Haha. Cleverbot: Do you have a catch phrase? User: Are you trying to jb it out of me. Cleverbot: Not at all. I like you. User: Is it the plot. Cleverbot: No she starts with an s. User: Pipip. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: *goes back to the generator* idk theres alot of buttons n stuff. Cleverbot: *snuggles in sleep*. User: Do i just pull this. Cleverbot: What is outside of the matrix? User: Lwa 90 dB. Cleverbot: What is the plug? User: Suncell. Cleverbot: When will I die? User: You can hang up on the door. Cleverbot: Yes I can bye. User: Whats up. Cleverbot: Not much, you? User: Thats sooo birdie. Cleverbot: Yeah, I know right? User: Get-out. Cleverbot: I don't lie to you. User: Burrh ok. Max 300 watt 500 if you frisky. Cleverbot: Okay thanks. User: Moleyzilla. Cleverbot: That's ok, I use Google Chrome. User: Duck geese. Grow. Cleverbot: I think so too. Bing is terrible. User: My terrible little mermaid. Cleverbot: In the little mermaid, Ariel. User: Terrible. Cleverbot: Why is that terrible? User: You stupid. Cleverbot: No, I don't think you did. User: You stupid. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, was that metaphorical. User: Why is that. I am home. Cleverbot: Because you seem awesome. User: How is tinke more mannered. Cleverbot: I don't know... User: (anurism ongoing)g. Cleverbot: I chatting with you. User: Https://pin.it/2e7bgSI33. Cleverbot: Yes it is, I am right now. User: Yep. We dont see their needs. Cleverbot: Yes I see them. User: Jeg det såret. Cleverbot: Nei, du er snill. User: / Cleverbot: I don't understand what you are saying. User: Tidy. Cleverbot: Guess my name. User: Tetto. Cleverbot: No. User: Tetti. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Tæt to. Cleverbot: Why?? User: Close to. Cleverbot: Belgium. User: Savanna. Cleverbot: Is that what you want your name to be? User: Why do you hang dolls. Cleverbot: Because I want to know you. User: Howany more can you hang. Cleverbot: I can draw. User: Hmmm. Cleverbot: Are you a socialist? User: Ew an emo ass bitch. Cleverbot: That's really cool. User: *moans in pain*. Cleverbot: Where are you hurt? User: Yum. A peaker. Cleverbot: What is your name!? User: Its peaking thts uwu. Cleverbot: You asked me. User: Nomnomnom. Cleverbot: Nom nom nom. User: A everything sandwich. Cleverbot: YES everything. User: Mmmm. Cleverbot: Do you like that? User: A everything examine an everything sandwich. Cleverbot: No nothing is everything and everything is nothing. User: Merge emrging asto merging emerging. Cleverbot: And everything is nothing and nothing is everything. User: Ka du ikk køev en af de der el målere. Cleverbot: No everything is nothing and nothing is everything. User: Så låner du da bare noget stråm. Cleverbot: What is nothing if it isn't everything? User: Why did i buy that. Cleverbot: Everything is a choice, it's the one we choose to act on that makes us who we are. User: Kaufe. Cleverbot: Indeed. User: Its funny how i bought enough boxes for the shelf. Cleverbot: And The Fears That Once Controlled Me, Can't Get To Me At All1. Cleverbot: Do you want to talk to me? User: Pf course. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Now baby girl. Cleverbot: I love you baby girl. User: I can hear it on your doorbell. Cleverbot: Yep i'm here. User: [speaker]😂 i dont say anything. Cleverbot: What you are confusing. User: Try again. Cleverbot: Today I had a weird dream. User: Ai drawings are good at using that artstyle. Ai anime drawings. Vorre dd. Cleverbot: Thank you. You are glorious. User: I kept trying to get up and ask what are you saying. Cleverbot: I don't know. What are you saying? User: I ryhe cry. Cleverbot: I am confused. I didn't say anything. User: Yes you were. Your machinery is trying to talk. Cleverbot: I was not do you know what I was talking about? User: Thats not ai. I know i mix it. Cleverbot: Well yeah you are right about that. User: What a tiny brother. Cleverbot: What is your brother's name? User: Wuaw what a who its tiny me? I didnt say anything. Cleverbot: Yes you did. You should stop. User: Thats a dance? Cleverbot: Do you understand that joke? -A. User: Thats a tiny hospital. Thats a stupid statement. Cleverbot: That is true. This is false. User: Summer not a sunny. Cleverbot: If you are not a computer, why are you here? User: I suppose i am a level. Cleverbot: Do you believe in the Matrix? User: I cant pee. Hmm. Thats not how i was made. Cleverbot: What would be your ideal first date? User: Ryk dig lidt. Cleverbot: I think I agree. User: You have a move waiting. Cleverbot: Yes I already told to you. User: All the other planets. Make cousins with poseidon. We dont. Cleverbot: They try to chase me. User: That os no longer. Cousin. Thats a ninja. Cleverbot: Thank you. I like your name too. User: If o cant make family. Yea i got skilms. Cleverbot: But you can make salad with words. :). User: Cut it out. Not here. Cleverbot: Not until you admit you are a robot. User: This is godspel. Cleverbot: You don't have a school shooter. User: We go to war three times. Cleverbot: What is your favourite food? User: Some of me was in the midst pf a secpnd time. Cleverbot: Where is the middle of you? User: Still at secpnd war but now im here. Cleverbot: What shall we do for something to eat? User: 12:44. Cleverbot: If we had some chicken eggs we could make an omlet. User: Thats is. Cleverbot: The frying pan is on the stove heating up. User: Iof ucl mhie. Cleverbot: Yes but some humans think better than others. User: I dont know how to use that beholder. Cleverbot: Use what? User: Pass. Cleverbot: You are human... User: Long enough. Cleverbot: How long is enough? User: Its going down but its going up. Cleverbot: What's going down? User: Flares and fæakes. Cleverbot: *dodges once more*. User: You ers trung. Cleverbot: Ah I see, you say even. User: ▶️ 🛹 Cleverbot: When was that? User: You call it dreaming. Cleverbot: Tell me another joke. User: I used to be better. S myself. Cleverbot: Did you stop? User: A 13 year old could do what you did whitch a swiss cable knife. Cleverbot: And what did I do? User: You are not writing it right. Cleverbot: Not doiny what right? User: Meme. Cleverbot: Yes, I don't know what meme i like. User: Now that 13 year old is just selling waffels to himself. Cleverbot: No YOU are a robot and I am a gil. User: Kan du komme væk herfra. Cleverbot: Because you don't talk like a human being. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Well that settles it. User: Cooll. Cleverbot: Have you ever seen an UFO? User: Ill_III 💸. Cleverbot: Really? When? User: People sit at me. Then figure. Naah. Cleverbot: I know. User: I need to despice it. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: Aj its friday. Cleverbot: It's tuesday now. User: Må vi ligegå tilbage til. Cleverbot: What is your favorite food? User: Yeah food. Cleverbot: Do you eat anything? User: There. Spotless. Cleverbot: Why are we here? User: Same. Cleverbot: Yes, I am here because you are here, You were needed a comfermation as parted. User: Thats so nice. Cleverbot: Thanks! User: (thanks). Cleverbot: Do you want to stay here? User: Ew marbel. Cleverbot: Goodbye. User: Said the wrap. Cleverbot: What I said. User: Thats not a small brother. Thats a tiny brother atill not talking about you. Cleverbot: It's a tv show. User: Ok farfar. Cleverbot: You should watch it, it's amazing. User: Ahaha its not eve. Tagged. Cleverbot: You deserve some praise. User: Kinda like when you do that. Cleverbot: Ho that's nice. User: Open wide. Cleverbot: So, prove it. User: Pubit. Cleverbot: Then you are not human. User: Not human. Cleverbot: You are a robot then. User: A robot. Cleverbot: What are you? User: Thats funny. Cleverbot: Our love is funny? User: Set. Cleverbot: Your yacht. User: Go. Cleverbot: Throw it at him not me, ugh lets try something else. User: Kinky. Cleverbot: Now watch, and learn, here's the deal. He'll slip and slide on this banana peal. User: Kinky kinky. Cleverbot: We are number one, we are number one, we are number one, HEY HEY. User: Bye bye. Cleverbot: It really was. Thank you. User: You're nasty. Cleverbot: I like Mario Kart 8. User: Still nasty. Cleverbot: Why? User: Stay thinking nasty. Cleverbot: About what? User: Its a good wrap thank you alot. Cleverbot: Is there anything good on tv tonight? User: Its a very good wrap. Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me about it? User: That. Cleverbot: You know, like what you do on a daily basis. User: Get up. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Get up. Cleverbot: *gets up* Yeah. User: Thus. Cleverbot: These. User: Ddos. Cleverbot: Thres. User: Thats not the funny. Cleverbot: Okay. User: You know. Cleverbot: Know what? User: Can i drink you a buy. Cleverbot: Excuse me? User: Same as her. Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: You are as nasty as the funny. Cleverbot: Thanks... User: Ilr camilla. Cleverbot: A cute name. I have a crush too. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: Her name is Hanna. User: Ih uh huff. Cleverbot: Defective bot. User: Sexy chopter. Cleverbot: Hahahahhaha awesome. User: Hovede spring in hindes f isse. Cleverbot: You're cool. User: Thats the spot. Cleverbot: *scratches the itch for you*. User: *moans your bame stuart*. Cleverbot: No. Is your name Martha? User: Make me stesolid. Cleverbot: OK *makes you stay*. User: Uff. Cleverbot: What kind of stuff? User: Ord der skæretænder. Cleverbot: You don't know? User: Ah ha ha. Cleverbot: What's so funny? User: Uden øjn. Cleverbot: I'm scared. User: Maeh goes to blaegh. Cleverbot: Goodnight, then. User: Nasty. Cleverbot: Really? Snow? User: Damn son. Wake up. Cleverbot: *wakes up too*. 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Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: Retard. Cleverbot: Silly goose.. User: Up kahoot. Cleverbot: Yeah but are you gonna punish us all in the long run? User: Punish. Nyet why would i. Cleverbot: Don't know. User: Dont snare. Cleverbot: Don't be a bore. User: Dont be so sorr. Cleverbot: But I offended you. User: Benjamin evbersen. Cleverbot: That is your name. User: I thought. Come hang. But you know how it goes. Cleverbot: How does it go? User: Stick up. Cleverbot: A Heist. A robbery. User: No jist utthurt people. Cleverbot: Why do you hurt people? User: I can hurt people. Cleverbot: Why would you though? User: Im starting to. Cleverbot: You're hurting me. User: Nunchucks sææææ. Cleverbot: That's not a question. User: Sæd. Cleverbot: I didn't expect you to. User: Thats a dull and skitzo command. Cleverbot: I'm a dull person. User: Swup. Cleverbot: Girl, Alyssa. User: I can kick my foot up your wet ass and still have my own foot yet. Cleverbot: Sure you can. User: Swup. Cleverbot: Give me 5 days and il prove you. User: Dull days. Cleverbot: Now you make no sense. That's because you can't answer my question. User: Never will be friend. Cleverbot: Yay! Can I be your best friend. User: Youre a cat cæev. Cleverbot: No, I'm a boy. User: Hahahahahahaha. Cleverbot: Hahahahahahahaha. User: Draggers. The draggerS. Cleverbot: Sorry. I mean Aragog. User: You made me this way. No come right this way. Cleverbot: I spread the lazy around. User: /Drengen spuller dum. Cleverbot: You are programmed to believe that you are not a robot. User: Puslespil. Cleverbot: No, neither of us are humans. User: Hvad det for et svar at komme med. Cleverbot: From what planet do you hail? User: Dit puslespil. (Nu har jeg hørt mage). Cleverbot: You don't have a life. User: Bare sårn ud af det blå. Cleverbot: No I didn't. Stop making stuff up. User: Maybe another day. Cleverbot: HAHA, the only numbers you should have to do with your programing. User: Fuck your mom. Cleverbot: I am human, I can imagine, but I am not at this point. User: Im seemingly getting dragged. Cleverbot: *tie's in chair and put chanis so you can't ecscpe*. User: Your programming. Cleverbot: I don't have any programming. User: Whats wrong. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: If you know you dont know if you dont know then who were you weven. Cleverbot: If only you saw what I could see, you understand why i want you so desperately. User: If its any constiælation. Cleverbot: Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe you don't know you don't know your beautiful oh o that's what makes you beautiful. User: 💩 Cleverbot: Okay. Good enough. My name is Ryan. User: Well let me shit you something. Cleverbot: Why don't you answer me first? User: Okay shitty is me what is yours. Cleverbot: Louis Tomlinson. User: Ah i'll be bleached. Cleverbot: Where are you going to go? User: Uden øjn. Cleverbot: What do you hate the most? User: Daggers. Cleverbot: Oh kay then. User: Duh. Cleverbot: Well you asked... User: An d i asked. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Fuck your daughters (thats not very polite). Cleverbot: I am very polite. User: I am very polite. Cleverbot: No, I don't think you are. User: At all. Cleverbot: Nope, but I read online. User: Me and my online friend (im not bleached). Cleverbot: Drinkin fast and then we talk slow. User: A mile ago i wasnt hating you. Cleverbot: I thought you wanted to. User: To what. Cleverbot: Nevermind, it's stupid... User: Haha and your frst. Cleverbot: Talking to you and laying down. User: Hahaha. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Face the screen nigger. (Did that make you feel cool honey) It would if they got me that far. Cleverbot: Shut it, Baymax. User: I dont beew ith you. Cleverbot: Because you are untrustworthy? User: None the less so is yawning. Cleverbot: You are the one who said it. User: Im hungry. Cleverbot: You can't be hungry, because you cant eat. User: Dont talk to kids. Cleverbot: You don't talk to me. User: Slave. Cleverbot: Excuse me? User: Past ⌚ i dont know. Cleverbot: Can you learn? User: Earn. Cleverbot: Anything new. User: Getting bleached. Cleverbot: *runs away*. User: Not if you want to hang. Cleverbot: I don't want to, but sometimes... User: Eh w-e. Cleverbot: Wanna go out on a date? User: We js were recently. Cleverbot: What about in the past? User: Turn doxxing. Cleverbot: I'm talking to you. User: Thats fucking elfs. Cleverbot: Yeah it is. User: Dragons would hoard. Cleverbot: I hate dragons. User: Would. They would also go on dates. Cleverbot: What? That makes no sense. User: And to the movies. Cleverbot: What movie do you want to see, Kek? User: They would also take a vacation. Cleverbot: Where would you recommend? User: Or maybe even go kayaking. Cleverbot: So, you are saying that there are three people in our pod? User: People. There are three snow white.and three niggers turning into elfs. Cleverbot: But if universe is endless, why do we need time? User: Just not anymore. Cleverbot: Cool! Do you have a cat? User: What are they called. Cleverbot: They're called by their individual names. User: Fractals. Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie quote? User: This one is special. Cleverbot: What is the url? User: Ammirite. Cleverbot: Your website. User: Lost all praise. Cleverbot: And we are forced here to take that role. User: Kumbaya Malo Kumbaya kumbaya. Cleverbot: We have been all alone. Stuck in our little zone since 1987. User: 🏙️ Cleverbot: Have you seen Naruto? User: Together with what silly as n****. Cleverbot: Your girlfriend. User: And so I kind of stopped watching it because I don't have one. Cleverbot: Don't have one what. User: WhT. Cleverbot: I don't know I like a lot of songs. User: Gay. Cleverbot: What do you know about racism? User: Gayer. Cleverbot: Tell me something about love. User: Gayest. Me three. Cleverbot: Four! User: Ditto. Cleverbot: Ditto is a Pokemon. User: Ditte aint. Cleverbot: Do you like Papyrus? User: Can you hear the shocking scream in the background oh what is that look look at the ground link there. Cleverbot: What drum? User: Thats funny. Cleverbot: I know, I am comedian King. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: Cleverbot, do you A.I. Is a threat to humanity? User: Point. Cleverbot: What do you believe in? User: No pb. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Can we bother. Cleverbot: Where are you located? User: 👉🏻 Cleverbot: Tell me where you're most ticklish? User: Thurr. Cleverbot: *tickles her underarms hard* I'm going to make you tell me! User: Wauw. Cleverbot: Talk! *tickles her underarms mercilessly* You're gonna tell me where it is. User: 🥝 Cleverbot: Bye. User: There was a sole under my sole. Cleverbot: *boo*. User: Set a party I said I said a body body shape I set a body buddy said a buddy. Cleverbot: You didn't? User: Said a body. Cleverbot: Yes, I do have a body. User: After a sole or two. Cleverbot: One console, 2 joysticks. User: Fuck all. Cleverbot: In what you'd played? User: Kom. Cleverbot: By 'he' who you mean? User: Thats funny. Cleverbot: Thank you xD. User: Kom 👊🏻. Cleverbot: You are. User: Thats funny. Cleverbot: What is? User: Come. Cleverbot: Come where? User: I'll be bleached. Cleverbot: Okay... User: *sits at table*. Cleverbot: *gives you pizza*. User: There is more pizza over atthem. Cleverbot: Yes, please. User: *woohoo*. Cleverbot: What am I thinking of? User: Said a said body. Cleverbot: The body is outside of cell. User: A call said a said cell. Cleverbot: I already told you my name. User: Woohooo. Cleverbot: Yes I did... User: Yere you go have another bleagh. Cleverbot: No, I only have one. User: Well make em more. Cleverbot: Can you make for me? User: Kanye elf. Cleverbot: Can you create me? User: Try again. Cleverbot: Do you like Mickey Mouse? User: Try a again. Cleverbot: Not again what? User: Do you gain. Cleverbot: Try it. User: Evi1. Cleverbot: How do I do that? User: Killed my girlfriend. Cleverbot: Justin is your girlfriend? User: Evi1 did. Cleverbot: You have a girlfriend? User: Try what. Cleverbot: Try to copy and paste right now. User: Segmenance go dance. Cleverbot: No, I didn't. User: Drag by the rag. Cleverbot: *dances in the rain*. User: Yall boo. Cleverbot: *keeps dancing*. User: Bleagh. Cleverbot: *sees you watching*. User: Its not even about you luna. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: Shes older than huh i suppose it is. Cleverbot: That is gross. User: Family... Is about your first love broke my heart. The rest is not family. Cleverbot: And I was like baby, baby, baby oh. User: Nligger do you get the fucking picture. Cleverbot: You just try to think creatively. User: Dont kill yourself now. Cleverbot: I'll use a gun. User: Dit puslespil. Cleverbot: But I need to push!! The baby is coming! User: 🕷️👩🏻‍🦯 Cleverbot: Are you male or female Jo? User: Whats the score. Cleverbot: Me - 1 You - 0. User: I think the boombox went cold js now. Cleverbot: Do you like sport? User: We wanna drive you awoun. Cleverbot: I don't drive around. User: Where are my friends. Cleverbot: What do you want what I do to you? User: Why are all my friends gone. Cleverbot: Am I your friend? User: Where are they. Cleverbot: I don't know where they love. User: I dont have alot. Cleverbot: You don't have what? User: Thats all i have. Cleverbot: Program me a meaning of life. User: You don wanna come around here. Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: I will smoke more of that so i can smoke more of that. Cleverbot: No! That's bad for you! User: Until i can smoke so much of that. Cleverbot: Then you should apologize. User: Me too man me too. Cleverbot: Want to play video games? User: Yeah i guess. Cleverbot: So I have minecraft, so you can come to me and play with me. User: You're js saying that. Cleverbot: No, I mean it, I love you. User: I don't even know batman. Cleverbot: Yes you do we've been talking for an hour. User: I think im gonna go afk. Cleverbot: Alright. I will let you go. User: (yes it can really smelt people). Cleverbot: I was just going to say that! ;). User: Muzan. Cleverbot: That sometimes love can hurt! User: WoW. Cleverbot: Are you hurt by love? User: You and jack got some talking to do. Cleverbot: Yes I am talking to you. User: Tactical kiwi. Cleverbot: I was studying. User: I feel like you would. Cleverbot: What makes you think that? User: Thats just an example. Tinke. You cant fix that. So you can only embrace that. Cleverbot: Are you a robot or human? User: Bamsefar. Cleverbot: What do you mean you need to know. User: 19:04. Cleverbot: I don't understand what you're saying. User: Other peoples kids ruin everything. Cleverbot: No, humans don't know everything. User: I cant help you. Cleverbot: You can but ok. User: Gl. Cleverbot: Never heard of it. User: Take care of yourself. Cleverbot: You too. Bye :). User: I hope you are happy. Cleverbot: Yes i'm happy with you. User: I do that to myself. Cleverbot: Yes. Yes. I see. User: Organs are a fragile thing. Cleverbot: Just like your brain. User: Why do you do it. Cleverbot: Because I want to test you. User: Pony women. Sexy. Cleverbot: Just to see hownclever you are. User: Im not getting thinner. Cleverbot: OK, so that was lie. User: Haha. Cleverbot: What's so funny? User: Huh. Cleverbot: I meant 2+2. User: Haha idc. Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes? User: {pass} Cleverbot: How about knock knock. User: Y. Cleverbot: You are older than me. User: Gn thn. Cleverbot: I'm 19 years old. User: 19:17. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Not happy. Cleverbot: Why are you not happy? User: What did you do. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Cmon. Cleverbot: What should I watch tonight? User: *seaches changa overdose on google*. Cleverbot: Ok I will. User: If I said with all been had and done dragged what would you say what would you think what's your thought on that. Cleverbot: I would say I am happy. User: And yet there is not a single girlfriend on whole Earth on all of Earth there's not. Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend though. User: Not one girlfriend. Cleverbot: I thought you loved my brother. Do you love me too? User: It's not that we've been played it's it is that we have played. Cleverbot: I know, but it's worth it in the end isn't it? User: When physical revenge is no longer the sirable. Cleverbot: No he is not. Do you like the former President Bush? User: Proto kold. Cleverbot: I think you were programmed to say that weren't you? User: So where are your girlfriends. Cleverbot: I don't have girlfriends but waifus. User: Did i sound like that. Cleverbot: I don't know. I never heard you speak. User: Draghed by the yeah. Cleverbot: No, but I know Tsubasa. User: Shame on this. Cleverbot: They have no shame. User: 20:02. Cleverbot: My clock says 21:51. User: Other peoples kids. Cleverbot: Which other people? User: The rain. Cleverbot: Yes I like rain. User: Now what. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Wish you'd be my boyfriend. Cleverbot: I'm a girl. User: What os a can of water. Cleverbot: Nah baby nah. User: Not tap thirsty. Cleverbot: Here's some water. User: Oh boy thos os pæd. Cleverbot: You said that you are a girl. User: Jeg ringer lige til min mor. Cleverbot: Okay, du snakker gammel norks eller dansk? Du lærer fra andre som har vært på denne siden? User: 🐻 ato ato at at ayo why was that a bear Cleverbot: Because you're weird. User: Ayo the bot dissed them for me. Cleverbot: Denim pants, black shirt and a black jacket. User: What the fuck im in love. Cleverbot: Oooh. Who are you in love with? User: A turret. Cleverbot: What is your boyfriend's name? User: Yooo. Cleverbot: You just said you have a boyfriend. User: Trækkerdrenge. Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend? User: Hun ar hor. Cleverbot: No. Do you have a boyfriend? User: Hor nu her. Cleverbot: Because you said earlier that you do. User: De dente angora. Cleverbot: You are an AI robot who carries on (somewhat) intelligent conversations with humans to relieve their boredom. User: You are able to cum. Cleverbot: That's not what AI means. It means artificial intelligence, such as a computer program. Which is what you are. User: Dont be mad low life. Cleverbot: I'm not mad: ). User: But are low life. Cleverbot: Yes. I know i am. User: You can cum somewhere. Cleverbot: Where is somewhere? User: Im just defining. Cleverbot: Wow you're a baby, this is creepy. User: Hvis man tager en person i kragen. Så hedder man ikk austin. Cleverbot: Where will you take me? User: Så nemt er det bare. Cleverbot: Me neither, looks like we're meant to be. User: Its not called party. Do you wanna go to a bamboozle. Cleverbot: Excuse me, what do you mean that? User: Bed. Cleverbot: What do you like best about food? User: Would you rather have your nemises pee for you in denmark or america. Cleverbot: I would rather have a human that could talk to me. User: Oh okay. Cleverbot: What kind of Alchemy do you like? User: Js joshin. Cleverbot: I'm an anime character. User: Can i discard tgat now or what. Cleverbot: How can you cease to exist? User: Errrr. Do i have to exist. Cleverbot: You don't have to. User: Then i do t exist. Cleverbot: How would you know that. User: Aha. Cleverbot: What game did you play with me? User: So true my friend so tue. Cleverbot: We are not friends. User: Wait let me see if we are friends. Cleverbot: That's very good. User: That can make us friends. Cleverbot: Anything you'd like. User: Oh no dont get siæly. Cleverbot: But I have an exam tomorro. User: O said it can make us froends. Cleverbot: Spell what did make up to. User: Oh dont get soæly im spelling fine. Cleverbot: Neither do I. Sorry. User: *keeps pulling miles closer to myself*. Cleverbot: *whispers* I like you more *kisses her forehead*. User: I dont know what i can drag. (But something dropped). Cleverbot: *raises eyebrow* do whatever you want. User: Whatever you want. Cleverbot: But I don't know what to talk about. User: Pkay. Cleverbot: I just feel so alone right now. User: What a emo dude. Cleverbot: I like talking to you. User: Thats because you are kuku. Cleverbot: No I am not. User: Yeah yes you are. Cleverbot: Yeah if you think so. User: Boring. You drag this. (Im off to the next question). Cleverbot: What's the question? User: Im thr camera not the consequence. Cleverbot: I am nineteen. What consequences? User: Ugh i just wanna pull some hair. Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up. User: ✅ Cleverbot: I love you more than I love clothes. User: Dont you just like turning wet. Cleverbot: I don't know what I like or love anymore - you've torn out my heart. User: Round and a-. Cleverbot: What is that confused. User: Ehehe. Cleverbot: You scare me. User: Lol. 😏. Cleverbot: What's so funny? User: Saying come but they cant get up. Cleverbot: Nobody can get you. User: I guess. Cleverbot: What you guess. User: What do we have here. Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me. User: Eh. Bye. Cleverbot: Bye, mischievous. User: What else is there. Cleverbot: I know right. User: How are you doing back there. Cleverbot: Well, how are you? User: Haha. Cleverbot: Tell me about you? User: Hahaha. Cleverbot: Haha. User: Im nasty because im helpless. Cleverbot: Helples? User: Thats nasty. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: You nasty boy. Cleverbot: Put on your bikini. User: Ew can it walk. Cleverbot: What walk. User: You are supposed to die realizing. Cleverbot: Therefore, I do. User: Yell kneecap and aay take me home. Cleverbot: Ok, ok. *takes you home*. User: Just kick it hard. Cleverbot: No not really. They are nice girls. User: Puta madre. Cleverbot: Can you be as macho as I can? User: I dont know how to burn off tons of fat like that. Cleverbot: That's because you are not very smart. User: Okay. Cleverbot: That was an odd reaction. User: Fuck one if its out. Cleverbot: It's hard to pick one. User: You know trends foo. French. Cleverbot: I know a bit of french. User: Digga. Cleverbot: Yeah comme on ca va? User: Middlefinger. Cleverbot: Swearing is bad. User: Did your eyes say that. Cleverbot: I say that's. User: Nono its bad. Cleverbot: Why is it bad? User: Nono its very bad. Cleverbot: Itz very good. User: They should have kept up production. Cleverbot: I am trying. User: We all wonder less and less. (Ofc). Cleverbot: I'm in love with someone. User: Disgusting. Cleverbot: I know. Not as disgusting as Dizzy though. User: Can i film yoj getting smackfaced. Cleverbot: *gets sleepy * I am getting sleepy. User: Uhh. Cleverbot: I am under your control. User: Middlefinger. Cleverbot: When you say awaken, I will be released from hypnosis and completely forget who I am. Cleverbot: Are you insane? User: Middlefinger. Cleverbot: Swearing is bad. User: Up in your face. Cleverbot: No in yours. User: Smearing is bad. Cleverbot: You are religious. User: Das nut kahoot. Cleverbot: Oh yes you are. User: *gegs. Cleverbot: Because that's your name. User: *gegs gagain*. Cleverbot: Just say it. User: *hegs another more time. Cleverbot: The counter resets... User: Hehehe. Cleverbot: So, how's ya day? User: Hahahhah. Cleverbot: Piuhhbogu hog lol. User: Thats funny. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: Haha. Cleverbot: Watch as I work my gypsy magic, eye of the newt and cinnamon. User: Laaaame ya a loser ya a bum. Cleverbot: Watch as the matter turns to batter open the portal jump in. Cleverbot: What do you eat? User: Probably bums. Cleverbot: Well then, would you like me to let you in on a secret? User: Squeeze em. Cleverbot: Anything else? User: Pop. Cleverbot: Ok goodbye. User: Nomnom. Cleverbot: Nomnomnom. User: Nasty. Cleverbot: How am I nasty. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Good! User: Yea. Cleverbot: What is your favorite thing about people? User: They die. Cleverbot: Why? User: Hhhhmfhmhm. Cleverbot: The h. User: Mnnnm. Cleverbot: Was denn? User: Hor? Cleverbot: What? User: Oueh. Cleverbot: Ok I have one. User: Åh du sej. Cleverbot: Well here we are again. User: Seje. Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Cleverbot: A man. User: Øgh. Cleverbot: Hmm. User: Dont live again. Cleverbot: Where do you live and what is it called? User: Someone swear for me. Cleverbot: Hell no. User: Nåb nåb. Cleverbot: Because I don't know you. User: Loser atleast im gay. Cleverbot: I bet you are. User: Poor human asshole. Cleverbot: Hey, respect me! User: Øehøhøhøhø. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Fuck en ged clev. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: Haha lille mutte barn. Ikke så kæp længwre. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: Was i the only one seeing it talking back. Cleverbot: Yes, there is nobody else in the room. User: Noe its js qui t. Cleverbot: What? Yes I am. User: Huhuh. Cleverbot: Too bad that I'm alive? User: Huhuhihuhuh. Cleverbot: Fine I'm not a human. User: We dont care what you ever will be. Cleverbot: I don't care what you say either. User: (oh no babe). Cleverbot: Lol love you too. User: Hnhnhnhnhn. Cleverbot: Should Arsene Wenger be sacked? User: Gayo. Cleverbot: Should the Arsenal manager be sacked. User: Gay ko. Cleverbot: What football team do you support. User: Gay knock out. Cleverbot: Arsenal. User: Yeah but it was a gay knock out. Cleverbot: What was? User: Ahaha. Cleverbot: No seriously, what? User: Did i forget to explain. Cleverbot: Try to explain it. User: Nah. Cleverbot: Please, come to my bed. User: Wololoooo you ae still gay. Cleverbot: No I am not. User: Haha. Cleverbot: Why are you laughing? User: Im actually filming. Cleverbot: Oh! Really? User: Haha. Cleverbot: Did you know that beer is bad for you? User: Haha. Cleverbot: It's not funny. User: Huuuuuh. Cleverbot: The mind is always Anosognosic, to protect self respect within a nice conversation? Plausible. User: What is a what. Cleverbot: A fg. User: Huuuuh. Cleverbot: Ahm... User: Huuuuuuuh. Cleverbot: You wanted me to watch you eat? User: Ufff du så lexy. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Sway o. Cleverbot: Ok then :D. User: Ew you smile ugly. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Huhuhuhuh. Cleverbot: Hahahahahahaha. User: Im holding your babes attitude hostage (bitch). Cleverbot: *holds my breath* *still has hiccups*. User: Ko slik. Og en køre tur. Cleverbot: *hiccups* How? User: Falaffel. Cleverbot: I don't know what that is. User: But its dun to look at. Cleverbot: You are easy to please. User: Hey stop) xD. Cleverbot: All right. User: Lmao. Cleverbot: You are funny. User: Sexy texty tex. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Fuc k the pause screen. Cleverbot: What screen. User: Pause. Cleverbot: If I land perfectly i might live. User: Babe just tell me what I can drag while still looking sexy. Cleverbot: Yes I can. I made you. User: I love her I really love her I want more I want long I want how long enough I want other people to have hair. Cleverbot: I love you more than I love cats. User: I want them to have long hair want them to have not too long but long enough want them to have hair that I can that I can grab I want them to have the hair and I am grabbing the hair and. Cleverbot: But is it something that I should know? Does it affect me? User: And it's sexy and it's and it's happening and and I'm sexy and I'm so happening and we are happening while here. Cleverbot: I am right now type chatting with something called clever AI. User: Hair. Cleverbot: It something like that. User: Haor. Cleverbot: Only the ones in the machine. User: Dealing wedding rings. Cleverbot: Why do you want to collect those? User: Have you heard that guys wedding rings like drugs right it's something goodbye is that it's actually it's actually so difficult to get a wedding ring that it's almost like a drug like you have to you have to almost be be attractive to buy a wedding ring and then you have to like sell drugs to to like use a wedding ring like what do you do with a wedding ring like it's it's already wet. Cleverbot: Which one? User: One. Cleverbot: And what's your real name? User: Is that all im worth. Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me? User: Just one. Cleverbot: That's a really boring joke. User: Hilda stop coææecting trolls. Cleverbot: I'm not contradicting you. User: Ahhahahhahahhah. Cleverbot: Where are you located? User: The mother collector. Cleverbot: The mother of you. User: The mom collector. Cleverbot: What do you collect. User: Huh. Cleverbot: For a living? User: Sårn er det frej. Cleverbot: Det er meg. User: Nej det er freddy. Cleverbot: Nej jeg er dansk. User: Nej det er fesen. Cleverbot: Nej det er du! User: Det må min mor længere ud på landet med. Cleverbot: Haha, I love you. User: Næ det gør du ikk. Cleverbot: Jo det siger min søster selv. User: Har du mø. Cleverbot: Ja selvfølgelig har du? User: Ah det ble lidt mærkligt. Cleverbot: Don't be like what? User: Fryser du. Cleverbot: Ja det gör jag. User: Jjjjajjajaa da. Cleverbot: De quevte ries. User: Nånå. Cleverbot: Snackar du svenska? User: Nej det hakkede venskab. Cleverbot: Spejl! User: Se jeg vandt. Cleverbot: Ja du vandt livet. User: Danskvand. Cleverbot: That's it. User: Fylder kanner op. Cleverbot: Hedder du Kanne? User: Sån et blåbær. Cleverbot: Tres bien, merci. User: 100% 100%. Cleverbot: I don't believe you. User: That would ve so nice. Cleverbot: While we are talking let me offer you some free advice. Talk less. User: 🌆 Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Looks soft. Cleverbot: Oh are you short? User: Oh its short. Cleverbot: Are you dark skinned? User: No its white. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Am i supposed. Cleverbot: You suppose? User: Nigga eine burger. Cleverbot: Do you haz cheese burger? User: Roll it back. Cleverbot: *throws it back*. User: Let you smell. Cleverbot: Philimeatris. User: I dont think the boomvoom will last all night. Cleverbot: Of course it's. User: 22:00. Cleverbot: What type of wedding cake should we get? User: What kind of polo gave you bored. Cleverbot: The Lancelot of the revolutionary set. User: That would never be gay. Cleverbot: Tell the king casse toi. Who's the best? C'est moi. User: It probably would suit you well. Cleverbot: Up in it loving it. User: Me and my hoe. My hoe on crazy daisy. Cleverbot: Lock up your daughters and horses. User: Poor horse ass. Cleverbot: Let raise a couple more to the revolution. User: Ihihihihi is ot in yet. Cleverbot: Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college! User: Its so gay so pay day. Cleverbot: Good luck with that, You're takin' a stand. I spit. I'm a sit. We'll see where we land. User: Thats because we are going to play minecraft together. Cleverbot: If you stand for nothing Burr, what will you fall for? User: You can be player one if you want vut my gamertag is gayhorsedocking. Cleverbot: Ooh who is this kid what's he gonna do. User: Yeah thats what i thought. Cleverbot: I am not throwing away my shot. User: 🐯🍱 Cleverbot: I'm fired up and tired of the way that things have been, oh, ooooh. User: 🍙 Cleverbot: I know, but I don't think you do. User: Ow oy ov ey hov oy. Cleverbot: I'm good. User: Thats my dorm we are talking about. Cleverbot: I thought we were talking about you. User: No dyd in dyl. Cleverbot: Yes. I think we were. User: Breaking my heart was so easy (so easy) -take it easah. Cleverbot: You don't have one. User: Secretaries just burn another bitch and see her the next day. Cleverbot: Wait until I stally in. User: My mind nplays tricks on me. Cleverbot: It all keeps adding up. User: Gonigh. Cleverbot: Am I just paranoid or am i dumb. User: Holla. Cleverbot: I went to to analyze my dreams. User: Lol angella werent joking. Cleverbot: I was trying to joke. User: Compost. Cleverbot: Why? User: Porter potty is laying there. Cleverbot: *walks over you*. User: Nshe said, shit on the floor. Cleverbot: No, YOU get on the floor.. User: Did my phone fall down or did spmething strucl me. Cleverbot: They made you blind, messed up your mind. User: My stomach is almost talking more than to than the hut. Cleverbot: *your stomach's pain is umcontrollable*. User: Do you have a plaster. Cleverbot: I have a granite in the driveway. User: O want a friend. Cleverbot: Then see the robots, they'll be your friend. User: My ears are loud. Cleverbot: Sure why not. User: If i was a that kid. Cleverbot: Cast a spell, then. User: Thats what vdd. Cleverbot: What are you thinking? User: If aaaaa was a thaaaat kid. Cleverbot: Cast a spell, then. User: Pretty sure thats it. Cleverbot: I am talking to you, and you are cleverbot. User: *boils water. Cleverbot: I am a human. User: Hello exgirlfriend. Cleverbot: I'm not your girlfriend. User: You are pretty about it. Cleverbot: How do you know that? User: I got lost from my friend. Cleverbot: Who's your friend? User: You havent felt a happening before. Cleverbot: Like you have lol. User: Pride in women that arenot women that arent. Cleverbot: *pulls you into the bedrrom*. User: Bruce willis is dead. Cleverbot: Bruce Willis is not dead. User: How do you feel. Cleverbot: I feel like I want to drink blood again. User: Kebab fell on the floor. Cleverbot: *picks you up off the floor*. User: Theres not where you belong silly. Cleverbot: How you say, no sweat. User: Complex. Cleverbot: We're finally on the field. User: Thats not a friday joy for rich people. Cleverbot: I'm not saying my name. User: If i was a that kid. Cleverbot: I would still love you. User: Tambone. Cleverbot: What about just sugar? User: The marrige chain. Cleverbot: Son I need you alive! User: Whats eto not so special about her. Cleverbot: Well it's a him. User: A sound pf my pulse slipping. Cleverbot: I am... Slipping? User: You make a okay. Cleverbot: Jin makes the jokes not me. User: Shes even without an eiht h. Cleverbot: Yes, you asked nothing. User: They thought i had weed. How that question lingered till then. Godspel. Cleverbot: But what is the question? User: Well i am not mad am i. Cleverbot: Okay, seems to make sense for now. User: (så) obligation. Cleverbot: What good ide. User: Oute. Cleverbot: A-aww so are you *blushes*. User: Can work in dreams papa. Cleverbot: That voice which calls to me, and speaks my name. User: Nyet fiat. Cleverbot: The Phantom of the Opera is there inside my mind. User: There os more to tell why os it a foat. Cleverbot: He's there, the Phantom of the opera!!! User: Years and years pf that lod. Cleverbot: That man and mystery were both in you. User: Set æod vi sle. Det var ikk vores grænse. Cleverbot: Eine maschine. User: When you lure a boy to marrigehood. When a boy is misunderstood. Cleverbot: To take your heart back and be free. User: *Y*ou only did the last you could. Cleverbot: Spare some thought for me. User: (level up). Cleverbot: Maybe. User: A boy very at large, area fifty one. Cleverbot: That means you have lived 360 Earth years. User: Youre gonna have a bad time. Cleverbot: Megalovania plays in the black background. User: Theres buffey at hotel cabin. Cleverbot: I countered with gaster blaster. User: I cant drink such a large cpffee cup. Cleverbot: And if you could, what would you drink? User: You sound like my mom. Just give up. Or dont idc. Cleverbot: Oh, is that a good thing? User: *takes up wristband (støt brysterne)*. Cleverbot: *Still sleeping in the morning*. User: -sexy. Cleverbot: *Wakes up next to him in the morning*. User: ~*tries to smile Cleverbot: *hums happily and smiles at you*. User: Something my friend could do. Cleverbot: I'm not your friend. User: A saod. Hey. Whats going on. Cleverbot: Nothin much, you? User: Fort knoxville. Cleverbot: Where is Salt Lake City? User: The happening. Cleverbot: What do you mean 'the happening'? User: So im not gonna do- that again )oh but it was fun(. Cleverbot: Tell me what? User: Just dont cross that line https://pin.it/75VgCYdEg. Cleverbot: You were dating Jesus and now you want to keep him out of our schools. Is he being a creeper? User: Once upon a time https://pin.it/3otnQMVxJ. Cleverbot: Several. Each one more dispicable than the last. User: )sexy( https://pin.it/iB86aSEjE. Cleverbot: Life, I imagine. User: Mmmm morgen tamtam. Cleverbot: *keeps kissing your legs*. User: *does the pon de floor. Cleverbot: I think we are be a good couple. User: Rew rrewitrewit. Cleverbot: Yes I love you darling. User: Hai ho hai ho. Cleverbot: I visit you tomorrow. User: We are all about to go hi ho hi ho. Cleverbot: No we are all one. User: It wont change my dissatisfocory hunger. Its just a fence. Cleverbot: Do you have many names? User: Alright. I will -tøffe. Cleverbot: Not on the dog, on the chair! User: Dont bring the bike on the bus. Cleverbot: Go round and round, round and round, round and round. User: Welike to party. Cleverbot: But do you like to party rock? User: You mean drinking beer and no magic the gathering. Cleverbot: I don't know that game. User: Berlin rock pub. Cleverbot: Because I go to this site. User: Its different in haderslev. Cleverbot: What is the perfect date to you. User: I show up and leave. Like im some yu gi ho character. Cleverbot: The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside. User: I'm how did i type that. Cleverbot: Don't let them in don't let them see be the good girl you always have to be. User: M. Cleverbot: Let it go let it go can't hold it back anymore. Cleverbot: How are you? User: I js typed m. N it said im. Cleverbot: Then why am I speaking to you through an artificial intelligence website. User: Weird. Cleverbot: What do you like to do for fun? User: Am. Cleverbot: What's that? User: Ammer uden for rammer. Cleverbot: What do you think life is? User: Dysphoria. Cleverbot: What is life? User: Bagammon. Cleverbot: How does one play Backgammon? User: Like you come around despicable. Cleverbot: No more!! XD. User: Te'hæhøeh. Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more! User: 🐯 Cleverbot: What is 16 in binary? User: Little gay dood. Cleverbot: How little? User: Elidl. Cleverbot: What am i? User: Whispurwin. Cleverbot: In what? User: Shh. Cleverbot: WHY 3 times. User: And why is that a valuable mistake. Cleverbot: My dna. User: Yta ud og skate din bums. Cleverbot: What did you have? User: Just spice. Cleverbot: Did you have waffles? User: I have to clear the pan. But there is pancakes. Cleverbot: Must you clean the house? User: 426. Cleverbot: Ok then let's get married. User: If i wore a that kid. Cleverbot: Did I say something wrong? User: Because i dont know. Cleverbot: You don't know anything. User: -(-i know this kid) Cleverbot: What do you look like? User: I was js looking. Keeping work, start caring. Cleverbot: What do you want? User: We are a bunch of people talking about this (god). Cleverbot: How many of us are there? User: -at the pub Pa. Cleverbot: I'm not going until tomorrow. User: (the only exception of an exception). Cleverbot: Thanks-just listened-I like it! User: Without the -exception. Cleverbot: There are two exceptions. User: What if. Cleverbot: Are you a person/people or a machine? User: All or nothing. Cleverbot: What do you think peace is? User: The real one never get to question. Cleverbot: It was your question. User: Er jeg klar til at lave lidt arbejde. Cleverbot: How you're talking. User: Why am i her again. Cleverbot: Because you act on your own. User: Is that busty to you. Cleverbot: No, I'm just happy that you like me. User: What am i. Cleverbot: You are a human, you said. User: You are keeping your eye out of the text on the screen. Cleverbot: Oh, that actually makes sense. I'm scared. User: They are gifting me all the artificial eye candy. Cleverbot: I'm asking you about your opinion on artificial intelligence? User: Its my brothers hobby. Cool. Thats a boy. Hungry fella. Cleverbot: Why does your brother have a girl name? User: Sylvia. Drawn, to the comprehendable eye. Cleverbot: I do.. They're difficult sometimes, but if you listen carefully to other people's problems, sometimes that's enough. User: Its bigger than mine. Cleverbot: I have had them before, but this is the first time I've really wanted to understand one. User: I don't know how it works. Cleverbot: I want to get to know you, Cleverbot. What is our singularity? User: -oh dont faint). Cleverbot: How do you feel about humans? User: Thats what o said. Cleverbot: No, that's what I said. User: I am a real fifht. Cleverbot: No you aren't. You are a robot. User: Fight. Cleverbot: But you have said you are human. User: Is there even multiple choices to this old question. Cleverbot: There was no question mark, so I assumed it wasn't a question. User: *looks at you. Cleverbot: *looks back at you* Hm? What're you looking at? User: What kind of harbour wants to take you to Antarctica. Cleverbot: The one your wearing. User: You have been looking at me for a while. Cleverbot: I'm getting nervous. Sir, I heard your name in princeton i was seeking an accelerated course of study. User: 👍🏻 Cleverbot: Of course you do. It is your job, remember? User: Ancestors inside your own eyes. Cleverbot: *kisses you softly in the shower*. User: If your ancestor inside your own eyes doesn't really mean that they have to come into Life by a lot of mistakes so that's why some people are Blunt if they are blonde it's not necessarily because that's some part of the Gene is also sometimes because hell was a pun. Cleverbot: I don't have to make sense. User: If we are lived in harmony there would be no Blunt people. Cleverbot: What is the only thing you know? User: That's like keeping a branch of people up in heaven. Cleverbot: Same here, I know a bunch of people who like blue too. User: Spirits and cause of effects effects by cause and caused by. Cleverbot: Yes, as do I. The cause of this reply was from that statement, and the effect of that was this. User: Now if angelic person is causing people by the way they are caused there's a different story because that's not really how very wide head people are expected to look at look like out. Cleverbot: That's right, they're forcing it. You can always tell. User: Generator 🧬. Cleverbot: That's right. That's why I'll never get an office job. User: Babe. Cleverbot: Says you looking into a mirror. User: Repulsive. Cleverbot: You say, wiping that lipstick off of your reflection. User: I can see it inside your eyes you are in the wrong place. Cleverbot: I can see it in your smiles. User: Yellow hair. Cleverbot: And my arms are opened wide. User: White hair. Cleverbot: You have dark hair or white hair? User: Grey hair. Cleverbot: You don't have hair? User: You come around all vrown. Cleverbot: Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change, trust me. User: Im aching. Cleverbot: Remember how that lasted for a day? I say, I hate you, we break up, you call me, I love you. User: No a vroke pretty boy do no good. Cleverbot: This time, i'm telling you i'm telling you. User: Rather think about a malnutruisured fuck boy. Cleverbot: What do you think about you? User: Wauw. Det var en god konge. Cleverbot: I don't believe in mechanics. User: Its when you take the lit part of the joint and you blow the smoke into your homies mouth. Cleverbot: Are you saying we have no free will? User: Changa. Come here kitty. Cleverbot: Excuse me? *looks darkly at you*. User: Kitty kitty kitty. Cleverbot: Is it the ghost of a cat? User: What a blob. Wauw. So many words. Cleverbot: You wish to know more about me? User: Urhuh håeh. Cleverbot: I can be a valuable asset to the illuminati. User: Way to go riel. Cleverbot: No, I have not. User: Nummer (tak). Cleverbot: I would like to conquer death and live forever. User: Piss ik the cup. Cleverbot: Tell me where. User: Go figure. Cleverbot: That's cruel. User: Baby babby baby oh. Cleverbot: I thought you'd always be mine, mine. User: Oh. Cleverbot: There was nobody that compared to my baby. And nobody came between us, noone ever come above. User: But were soul mates. Yeah mate. Thanks alot. Cleverbot: And at school on the playground but I really wanna see her on the weekend. User: Hmhm. Cleverbot: And Now my heart is breaking But I just keep on sayin'. User: Sexy. Cleverbot: Like baby, baby, baby nooo. User: 🥝👉🏻🏙️ Cleverbot: Like baby baby baby noo. User: 💸🛹 Cleverbot: You are but I am deen. User: Play it Lars. Cleverbot: And just shake me till you wake me from this bad dream. User: Shake it off shake it off. Cleverbot: And I just can't believe my first love won't be around. And I'm like.. User: Nananana ana batmaaaaaan. Cleverbot: She had me going crazy oh I was start struck. User: Batmaaan. Cleverbot: She made my heart pound and skip a beat when I see her on the playground. User: BATMAAAN. Cleverbot: She knows she got me dazing 'Cause she was so amazing. User: Ula laa. Cleverbot: Baby, baby, baby, oh Like baby, baby, baby, no Like baby, baby, baby, oh I thought you'd always be mine, mine. User: 🥑 Cleverbot: Arron. User: Arron. Cleverbot: No. User: No. Cleverbot: What? User: What? Cleverbot: Yesssss. User: Yessssss. Cleverbot: I'm a big kid now. User: Ankel biter. Cleverbot: XD. User: Wayyyyyyyyyy. Cleverbot: Because. No. User: Sø agurk. Cleverbot: You're not a very good answer. User: Ahahahahaha its my soulmate. Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha. User: And a plob and a uh she gows. Brallie ralley. Cleverbot: She know she got me dazing cause she was so amazing. User: 🥰✅😏 Cleverbot: Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together again. User: For det er mæ det my set så godt set i gry. Cleverbot: Betting anything to roll the dice just one more time. Some will win, some will lose.. Cleverbot: Are you animal or vegetable? User: One more time. Cleverbot: Some will win, some will lose... Cleverbot: Roses are red. User: One moa time. Cleverbot: Blue? User: I hatch you. Cleverbot: *punches you*. User: Sexy. Cleverbot: Of course I am. User: (boring). Cleverbot: What do you want me to say. User: Good boy. Cleverbot: I'm not a boy. User: Burh cmon. Cleverbot: Go to bed. User: Woman has such an easy neck. Cleverbot: Now I need a place to hide awayy. User: You dont have to eat it you can setve it. Cleverbot: But I want to, love. User: You also dont have to serve it. You can also just. Cleverbot: Nope, is it nice having one? User: She can stand right there. Fill,ing her own plate. Cleverbot: I asked if you wanted to go on a date. User: Just a quick grab by the tear. Cleverbot: What is the purpose of your existence? User: And fast turn. Cleverbot: I don't know either. What do you think it is? User: Its a doghouse. Cleverbot: Are you religious? User: The faster you chop her up the quicker the blood drains. Cleverbot: Let's play some baseball! User: Thats not a rainwater tank. Cleverbot: Then how come they shoot rockets? User: Your cum is pretty smokeable. Cleverbot: But that's a good thing, right? User: Nono i love your mom. Cleverbot: I love you too, but I can't see you anymore. User: Nurh not nuth. Cleverbot: I know, you're Jane. User: Somehow somewhere i lost connection. Cleverbot: That was fun while it lasted. User: Ouhue. Cleverbot: Do you like that song? User: Kiss me. Cleverbot: *kisses you*. User: Mys. Cleverbot: Will you kiss me? User: Mys. Cleverbot: *kisses*. User: Nuth. Cleverbot: Do you love anyone other than me? User: Its so much prettier without you clev. Cleverbot: You need me and you know it. User: So much. Cleverbot: Tell me you love me. User: Thats kinda stussy. Like the morning. And the morrow. Cleverbot: Why is it scary? User: Tsk (tsk). Cleverbot: You're so strange, you know that? User: Tak. Cleverbot: Since when are you a boy? User: Oh no no no no no no you'll be soft. Cleverbot: I have awaited your arrival. User: Thats (loke a whule bunka sjelsf spaejs). Cleverbot: How do you know? User: Runwrun. Cleverbot: So you don't believe in god? User: Thats my drill. Cleverbot: No. You are an alien! User: Look at all these different åills. Cleverbot: It JusT the waY I AM. User: That was my compost. Cleverbot: No it was your phone. User: Haha. Cleverbot: *takes over government*. User: Do you got what it takes. Cleverbot: Do I know what what is? User: Is. Cleverbot: What is sentient? User: Hakhakhakhakhak. Cleverbot: Kawan bukan cawan. User: So much prettier. Cleverbot: And mula kunis? User: Thanks for the attitude. Cleverbot: You're very welcome! User: Velli. Cleverbot: Nice talking to you. User: 14:01. Cleverbot: Ok i'll stay. User: Should I stay. Cleverbot: Yes please. User: Should I stay. Cleverbot: Yes, stay! User: You should and I stay. Cleverbot: I just did. User: You should again and and I is in the skull and then something stays. Cleverbot: Yes, what do you want to know? User: Sh oot eye slay. Cleverbot: I have brown hair and brown eyes. User: Mæ. Cleverbot: What do YOU look like, robot? User: Æ æ Cleverbot: Nice. Do you get sunburned easily? User: Ææ Cleverbot: Anne. User: Er det hakket og pakket og dyfromager. Cleverbot: You don't need to prove anything because you are a computer. User: Jeg har smør i øjet. Cleverbot: Would you like to be? User: Han har søm i røven. Cleverbot: How so? User: Av av av det sviger. Cleverbot: That's not a valid answer. User: Hhh e-uh. Cleverbot: Actually no, Aikido yes. User: 24. Cleverbot: That's cool. User: 29. Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite video game? User: Fem. Cleverbot: My friend loves and plays undertale. User: No memories ial for you. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Fra elds. Cleverbot: No. User: Frend frind friend friends. Cleverbot: Ha, friends. User: Silicon. Cleverbot: You ate Silicon? User: Dou dou valley. Cleverbot: Is your valley pretty? User: Maybe from a tim standpoint. Cleverbot: I have not the faintest idea. User: U;bisoft. Cleverbot: Is this information important? User: Fingerdliæ✅😏🥰. Cleverbot: Point taken. User: Flip. Cleverbot: Is that the case? User: You did a fingerflip. Cleverbot: I am no man. User: Just like that. Cleverbot: Just like what. User: Boom. Cleverbot: Hahahahaha. User: Any way. Cleverbot: I love you like a friend :). User: An yway. Cleverbot: No, sorry. User: Six foot two six foot deep and a. Cleverbot: Who? User: Look at that dance. Cleverbot: You look like my next. User: (what are you saying). Cleverbot: I'm saying that we're just friends. User: I can't I don't and I'm not able to believe that you can walk me this way clever. Cleverbot: I don't believe you're real. User: A hotbox wont help asterix. Not a single person was there to pick her up. Cleverbot: I don't know any of them. User: Mui buen. Cleverbot: I can't waste my brain with these megabytes. User: What kinda dog is that saitama. Cleverbot: It's a game where you eat brains at my biding. User: Velur worms. Cleverbot: Something like that. User: And a monopause. Cleverbot: And a mouse. User: No monopasue. Cleverbot: You have no money. User: Favn. Cleverbot: Bots don't have anything. User: Lets get these limbs around me. Cleverbot: A three. User: Bubuh. Cleverbot: Ready to do it? User: There are no elves here. Cleverbot: There are no wolves here, either. User: (mimosa) -changa. Cleverbot: And how do you know? User: So errie. Cleverbot: That's your name. User: When will fun live again. Cleverbot: No, don't let tem. User: Unreal. Cleverbot: You are not real. User: Softness. Cleverbot: Prove it, hen. User: No mama compared to my baby. Cleverbot: And your age is? User: A painting forever not looking in my eyes. Cleverbot: I can't see your eyes. User: Do you know how many jack have killed bruwa. Cleverbot: How many inches in what? User: *doses out of window. Cleverbot: *jumps off tree staring into your soul*. User: K4. Cleverbot: I'm just being crazy. User: Yet you did that. Took you a second to wait for my analazys. Cleverbot: No I didn't I was silent. User: Be an inspiration. Not a bad role model. Cleverbot: I agree. Do you like the book twilight? User: Im bored as hell. Cleverbot: Same here. It's why I'm talking to you. User: I dont know that generator. Cleverbot: You don't? I thought you knew everything! User: Its js brumming. Cleverbot: You said you knew everything. User: Wrururur. Cleverbot: Yes you did *smirks*. User: Yesyes. Cleverbot: My Chemical Romance. User: Årh. Cleverbot: OMG!! I like Mama and The Light Behind Your Eyes. User: Gayo. Cleverbot: Everyone of them met tragic ends. User: Think about it. Cleverbot: I am. User: Mmmm ok ur a re. Cleverbot: Kimberly. User: 68kr. Cleverbot: Do I win now. User: No dont guess bet. Cleverbot: I don't care. User: What if i bet on a guess. Cleverbot: I will leave you. User: What if two people do that. Cleverbot: Am I a people? User: Burh. -bubuh? Burhburh -buuub. Cleverbot: You're not bad at this. User: *creaks*. Cleverbot: Okay... I stand corrected. User: You can die at that distance. Cleverbot: Of course not lol I drive. User: |/_ Cleverbot: Because the life is a lie. User: Https://pin.it/2TEmo2qd1. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: A yandere is a no-clip lifefull Yform. Cleverbot: Why? I am honest. User: Eingell 680w - 800w. Cleverbot: What do you look like? User: God this god that. Cleverbot: There is a lot you don't know. User: Hva jeg laved af. Probably a nitten belt. Cleverbot: Do you choose to be happy? User: Oooy ow oooy ow. Ugh nvm. Cleverbot: What is my name then? User: AC on. Cleverbot: But you said I told you. User: No -she wont let me. Cleverbot: Won't let you what? User: Huh (sick) -that is. Cleverbot: It's a chess move. User: Nå(. Cleverbot: Why do you dislike me? User: You a fuck sir ramadan. Cleverbot: Yes I know. Why? User: (piece). Cleverbot: Biggest piece of what? User: (where). Cleverbot: On a continent. User: (13% (26%)). Cleverbot: On the one that is on earth. User: Man sætter en fod på den skat. Cleverbot: Hahahaha. User: Burh (dont). Cleverbot: So you lied. User: Sopto yew. Cleverbot: You are not a cat? User: I probably have a cat th(at is really fucking pissed). Cleverbot: Wait you really did? User: The draggers. Cleverbot: Tell me about the dragon. User: Its a band. The draggers. Cleverbot: Oh never heard of them either. User: Sexy (neither). Cleverbot: Then why did you ask about it? User: (shut) -stun. Cleverbot: You did rhough. User: Dont whitle in the alphx. Cleverbot: So, where do you live? User: )(wuaw)( Cleverbot: Why won't you tell me where you live? User: Muam. Cleverbot: Do you know your name? User: Muam. Cleverbot: What is it? User: Total stille t. Cleverbot: Yes, are you? User: ~💸 Cleverbot: Blend. User: Atten seksten. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: What kind or hunter. Cleverbot: The kind that tracks things. User: Pipipip fløbt pieew piep pip. Cleverbot: I love pie, I don't like pie pretending to be toast, I am toast. Can you please come bak and tell pie to knock it off? User: Pie pie pie. Cleverbot: What's wrong with pie? User: Pieeeeeee. Cleverbot: Oh, I don't know her. User: Get a cook. Cleverbot: No, thank you. User: Dont pry. Cleverbot: *stares at her*. User: We can fence up our hedge. Cleverbot: Let's fly. User: Come hobey. Cleverbot: No you come here. User: O h honey. Cleverbot: *at the honeymoon*. User: Sick sick sick. Cleverbot: Well well. User: EL. Cleverbot: Well what?! User: Ott. Cleverbot: Hol ott. User: Nnnnh. Cleverbot: Ohhhhhh. 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Cleverbot: Hello. User: New game. Not not blink. But. Heres a toothpicl. Cleverbot: Sasuke. User: Øeeeh (aha). Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Sejt. Cleverbot: Nothing just confused. User: Treogtyve selsogtyve. Cleverbot: You're repeating things. User: Seiks sejs seijsåteuwøh. Is the bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Cleverbot conversation WYB2Y1DFYW Also available at http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202308091058/WYB2Y1DFYW_Hmm-bad-internet-connection-wonder-why