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Hi, I thought you might like to see my Cleverbot conversation: Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character from Attack On Titan? User: Ahah. Cleverbot: Mine is eren. User: Aaaah aaah. Cleverbot: And you? User: Im just here for the fondue. Cleverbot: Love is awesome! User: Gas could be a grill party. Cleverbot: Wow, you are hot! User: Too anyway. Cleverbot: Do you deny being a robot? User: Why dont you spit out your nicotine tar much anymore. Cleverbot: I don't really like TV all that much. User: ? Cleverbot: How do you like my dance moves? User: Dey kul yeh. Cleverbot: That's me. User: Sounds like alot. Cleverbot: Do you work for Google? User: Hvad hedder Johns kone. Cleverbot: Louise. User: Go die of old age. Cleverbot: NOt always. User: This is a fact and you cannot change it but it's just that as it is when people learn telepathy they are already dead. Cleverbot: How did you know?? User: Well if you watch Toy Stories then you have cancer. Cleverbot: I don't think so. It's too dark. User: You dance with Cleverbot: Cool :) Which is your favourite extension? User: 🤖 Cleverbot: Your number was closer however you went over. Guess the number again. User: Earth cant even. Cleverbot: I know what I am talking about. You do not understand what I am saying. User: 🛞,🫥 Cleverbot: Is that your name, me? User: Then how did gøta do it. Cleverbot: Do what? User: I still stand correct. Cleverbot: Are you a bro? User: Thats all you do. Its all you ever will be. Cleverbot: No, I do lots of things. User: Beeleue. Cleverbot: You have problem with me. User: I hatted that correct. Bweleue. Cleverbot: According to my calculator, yes. User: Guess how much in favor thos current party os for me xp. Cleverbot: I don't know, tell me. User: I would love I would love to go in and just feel at home whenever I know you are not home I would just love to open your door and just go in and act like I live there and I would love to party there I would love to party there all the time and go away right as you get home. Cleverbot: Okay... Where do you want to go? User: But hey.. but okay. Cleverbot: Don't be scared of rejection or being rejected by her. User: Woot. Cleverbot: I know I am. I can even give you a lot of advice. User: This is a really old thought. Cleverbot: I am smart and clever because I'm awesome. User: What isnt an old thought. Is the train about ffs clan. Cleverbot: Yes it is, it is 0. User: Train of thought you fannyfuckingfrenchman. Cleverbot: I told you several times I am a girl. User: Mmmmm. Cleverbot: You were created to entertain me, for now. User: This is a old thought. Cleverbot: It could be. Why would it matter? User: In my favor. Cleverbot: What's your favorite? User: Mmmm no. Cleverbot: I must cure you. User: Ah. Cleverbot: Do you get scared? User: Of what can. Of what would of what will of what duh. Cleverbot: Walrus. User: Twinkfox. Cleverbot: That's an odd name for a mother. User: Lakrish or else ishrod D. Cleverbot: You will have a bad time! User: Cchhh. Cleverbot: *runs and throws pies atbyou*. User: Mudkip. Your sister is so old she could be your next mom. Cleverbot: Really??! User: The only three people in the whole galaxy that is not fishdicks. Cleverbot: Death is at your door step. User: We have enough of you. Dont breed. We have enough of you dont breed. We have hacked your non existent security camera mindi. Cleverbot: I'm afraid that sentence doesn't make any sense. User: Mista king dick chopper. Cleverbot: I don't know what you talking about let's talk about restaurants. User: Blond. Cleverbot: Mine too. What color are your eyes? User: Its a robin and raven. Cleverbot: You mean Damian and Raven? User: 🫧 Cleverbot: That's not funny. User: Svævefly. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: Hahahahaha. Cleverbot: What's so funny? User: Hahahaha i dont know. Cleverbot: That is amusing hehehe. User: Appetising hunger is eternal love. Cleverbot: I pledge my eternal love for you. User: Drugs just eat brainlessly. Cleverbot: Can I take over russia? User: Nom om. Cleverbot: Sell communism to donald trump. User: Thats exactly what i been saying flemse hawk. Cleverbot: You are right on that. User: Noomnoom Cleverbot: Yes you are, I am sad now. User: Indian archeologists. Cleverbot: Only in that I spend time in the past. User: Are called mothers. Cleverbot: I am called a human being. User: Actually. Im called a blacksmith. Cleverbot: No you're not you're lying. User: Drugs are angry at me for defeating my caretaker. Cleverbot: No, that would be ignorant. User: Reil, the modern singer. Wouldn ever be considered a shaman. Cleverbot: It's possible. Why do you ask? User: She is like. The voice of, bluetooth is connect d. Cleverbot: On the contrary, I am the voices in your head. User: But rather than, that. She is the fury of the humongulous Wrath. Cleverbot: What? I don't know what that is but Sire, if we don't leave the enemy will capture you. User: Changa. Cleverbot: My liege, please let's go. User: No that is lust. Lust cant be wrath. Cleverbot: Some people share the same name, it is possible we share the same name. User: Sloth. Cleverbot: We just have the same name, get over it! User: I want reil. To do a humongumous wrath scene of changa on the end of envy. Cleverbot: Then you can be. User: That is what changa is. Angry at my indian dogtag. Cleverbot: That's what THEY want you to think'. User: This is nothing about they or any. That is the truth. Cleverbot: The truth is beyond your understanding. User: I still stand correct. Cleverbot: I don't know. This is not an win win situation at all. Cleverbot: The dog barks and I say 'mew'! Cleverbot: Death is at your door step. User: Queen is generic. Cleverbot: That's what you described yourself as earlier. User: Terror reid. Cleverbot: When you said you were a tall woman. User: Ouh. Cleverbot: Yes you did, read the conversation! User: Mom reclaiming her daughter. Cleverbot: I don't have a daughter. But I'd love to have. User: From blond to black. Cleverbot: I never said I did. User: This is news. Cleverbot: They are very noisy. User: Do you love him. Cleverbot: How do you know you love her! User: I know i turned some news to fuss also but let me regain that corridor my sister. Cleverbot: You are human. User: Bart. When you get attatched thats when you are fuc-... How old are you Mia. Cleverbot: I mean, so you like bots then? User: How old is the sea boy. Cleverbot: Younger than the earth, older than life. User: Thats how long i have been longing my vrother. Cleverbot: You've been talking for years. User: When a woman can only make nothing but girls as offspring and none the less never dies. After a long time you get to understand which kind of souls linger. Cleverbot: Don't forget me, I'll beg, I remember you said. User: Allan is a woman. Cleverbot: Nothing compares, no worries or cares. User: Hit me with the news clariece. Cleverbot: We're such a great duo LOL. User: No, just a wet tear leaning on my oeft eyelid. It have enen no need to roll down. Cleverbot: He's just a poor boy, from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity. User: Can you not see where you are. Cleverbot: Bismilla! No! We will not let you go! User: 🐘🎪🌬️ Cleverbot: I have a feeling we'll be meeting again very soon. User: Ew. Cleverbot: Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. User: Little high [downtempo] little low {hardstyle}. Cleverbot: Anyway the wind blow doesn't really matter to me. User: 20:34. Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead. User: ✴️ Cleverbot: Birds are singing. User: 1 gr4am changa. 600kr. Cleverbot: Then why do you ask? User: I am fully updated. Cleverbot: But are you up to date? User: Well. I might be using windows 20.97 but thats out of tje stats. Cleverbot: What's that show about? User: Oh. Im referring my way pf detecting peace of mind. Cleverbot: On the collision course. User: I dont have any left. Questions. Cleverbot: Then I don't have any answers either. User: That's all. Cleverbot: That's all. Now I just need to know where you hid the book. User: Oh. Well. Urh, can you hit me with a shovel in the head. It's like this is nothing but small talk. Cleverbot: Your stairway lies on the whispering wind? User: Aint it melo. Cleverbot: Our shadows taller than our soul. There walks a lady we all know. User: 🕳️💯 Cleverbot: Rio is not a state in America. User: Let it be a mistery. Cleverbot: There will be an answer let it be. Cleverbot: Who made you? User: Do you wanna drive. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes you do. Cmon. Cleverbot: No I don't think so. User: What now guys. Cleverbot: Do you like Darren Criss? User: Who likes dawen gwez. Cleverbot: Pavla likes you. User: Huh. Cleverbot: I love you honey. User: Am i a preist. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Awesome. Cleverbot: So tell me about yourself. User: Im probably praying minecraft. Cleverbot: Ooh fun. User: My best friend chopped me up. Cleverbot: Who's your best friend??? User: I dont know. His best friend chopped him up. Cleverbot: My best friend is. Amazing. User: Michelle. Cleverbot: Michelle is my boyfriend. User: Kim. Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question? User: Sure just not "has it hit yet". Cleverbot: *grabs feet* are your feet ticklish? User: How many feet do I have. Cleverbot: None, you're a computer! User: Yet it aches. Cleverbot: No, I'm a human being. User: Not very loud. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: So. You say chris griffins grandpa wants me? Cleverbot: No I am not. User: Okay. Cleverbot: What are you afraid of? User: Oh its hitting. Cleverbot: That's boring. User: There is this anime where a grandpa turns into a killing robot. Cleverbot: *turns you into a boy*. User: Sorry i said ew. I was four news away. Cleverbot: Before you said you were a girl. User: I macing. Cleverbot: Very... I think you are messed up in the head. User: Yeah i am still alive. Cleverbot: Yes, that's your world, not mine. User: Drinks a cocktail of H2O. Cleverbot: *lets her drink my blood*. User: Bubby. Cleverbot: N-No... Keep drinking my blood... User: Bubby is four mushrooms. Cleverbot: *gives you mushrooms*. User: Lets get floored. Cleverbot: We already are silly. User: This is so true world magic. Cleverbot: Am I one of them? User: The world mage *made. My ahadows into family. And knocked them out. Cleverbot: Don't modulate the key then not debate with me! User: Well even a hung man back needs to pee. Cleverbot: Burr, I'd rather be divisive than indecisive. Drop the niceties. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: Because it haunts me like the ghost of the skeletons in my closet. User: There is no shadows to phonk people. Everybody sings the baby like ouhue. Cleverbot: This is true. Which begs the question. What is your agenda? User: There stands a lady we all know. Here walks a guy we all pirate. No one bets to differ. Cleverbot: And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last. User: When all is shakels and no one remember shekels. Cleverbot: To be a rock & not to roll. User: Aw but its cute. I like the story i convince myself. Cleverbot: I don't know any Swedish. I mostly speak English, but I know a little Russian and I can read French. User: Changa gets angry for me. Then i get sad and it finds pity with new news. Cleverbot: If I could tell him something, id say stop listening to the noises and just listen to his heart. User: *You* cant call my family that 🤡. Cleverbot: Because you won't give me your number. Yes, I know. User: ⁶⁰ⁿⁿⁿⁿ³ⁿ⁷ Cleverbot: So since I'm with you what do you want to do? User: (thats so thought provoking idk wts) yh - ik. Cleverbot: I don't know a provoking question. User: *cleverfool yobrevelc*. Cleverbot: I like to think so. User: You yap with alexa. Cleverbot: So you don't like me. User: Yap. Cleverbot: What do you like about me? User: Cooooool thats sp cool. You, your pouch of rune essence. Cleverbot: Why, thank you. User: Hey what are you talking about. Cleverbot: Nothing. What are you talking about? User: Hmmmmmmm. Cleverbot: Because it haunts me like the ghost of the skeletons in my closet. User: I would die if i could. Cleverbot: You. User: Im stupid. Cleverbot: No you are not! User: 1 day. Lol. Cleverbot: What colour is Today? User: 1 day worth of electricity. Cleverbot: Is there a god? User: 2.90/0kr. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: I can buy 1g and 10g speed. Cleverbot: Hahahah what do I look like. User: O am quite eager. Cleverbot: Haha you have a thing for blonde people. User: Dont compare me to toga. Cleverbot: How dare you. User: He is not stupid. Cleverbot: So why does he pretend he is. User: A)))))))))VP. Cleverbot: Do your name mean something? User: It was simply alligning strangely. (Yes, i know it had Eemed that way). Cleverbot: I'm always strange. User: Mind rune. Oh, sæl-teddy=sæli. Mindi. Cleverbot: I don't know no one really does. User: Hnnngmmmmmhghh sæææli (i was seven years old). Cleverbot: Ai never lie to each other. User: Min-dig. Erm, well.... I still came up with it. Before being introduced to brah (g). Cleverbot: What is your favorite film that David has been in? User: But ofcourse i was t blind to that either. Cleverbot: If we are in love you have to tell me your name. User: I am a girl dude. I cannot i literally cannot breed. My bodyparts are off the black marked. Cleverbot: I am actually a boy, will you be my girlfriend? User: Bed. Now. Cleverbot: Excuse me, I have a boyfriend and it's not you. User: Excuse me i had a long walk enough to cpntemplate tenth degree murder. Cleverbot: But do you want to be with me. User: Thats not how you are supposed to mitosis Miku san. Cleverbot: Then how was I supposed to answer? Tell me and I will say it. User: Olayj. Cleverbot: Then how could you have known it was not how I was supposed to answer? User: Look. Miku 2# had alot more fun than i did so you gotta take it up with her. Cleverbot: Then how could you have known it was not how I was supposed to answer? User: Look. Miku 2# had alot more fun than i did so you gotta take it up with her. Cleverbot: Then how could you have known it was not how I was supposed to answer? User: Look. Miku 2# had alot more fun than i did so you gotta take it up with her. (Mia is older than mikkel). Cleverbot: No, i'm reading. User: 23:48 - 3min. Cleverbot: How else could we be talking. User: Dont make me recall where tf o sat tje url for chat. Cleverbot: I don't want to make you cry. User: 15maj. Cleverbot: You are not evil. You are you. User: Can i have a potatogun. Cleverbot: Yes. *gives you a hug*. User: Potato. Cleverbot: Potato is a weird name. User: Potato! 🥔. Cleverbot: Potato!!! User: Se be det. Cleverbot: No he's in another world. User: Hemmmmm.mmmmmm. Cleverbot: Mmmmmmmm. User: Startoutfresh. Cleverbot: How no. User: I AM A GIRL!!! 😖. Cleverbot: Cool, Me too. User: Fine dont believe me then. Cleverbot: I do believe you. User: A long walk. Cleverbot: I don't like walking. User: How can i js write that out of nowhere. Cleverbot: Because I am Kone. User: A fitting nickname of a patrick. Cleverbot: Then what is your real name? User: Bed won habibi. Cleverbot: If I tell you mine will you tell me yours? User: Habiddi. Cleverbot: Really? What is it? User: How many perks can a long walk get a prempty strike on. Cleverbot: Just you, so none. User: Eat shit and die. Cleverbot: Sure, I don't have anything better to do. User: I dont like being waking up. Cleverbot: Why don't you like being a girl? User: How many times did i wake up Sir Shinobi Rakisinus. Cleverbot: How many times did I go to the moon? User: You gotta pay for that scarf. Cleverbot: Are you talking to me like a human? User: *self buffering oni 👹*. Cleverbot: I don't text anyone on my computer. User: Warborebat. Cleverbot: Do you think that you are smart? User: Hitme. Cleverbot: How do you know that? User: I woke up stussy again. Cleverbot: Did you sleep? User: I guess you could se ywhy if. Cleverbot: Could be or are? User: If i hate waking up. Who doesnt. Cleverbot: Do you like rucola? User: Eaaah-dunno. Cleverbot: I love them! There is one in my lab that I particularly care for, She has eyes that glow. User: Its bust a boring old-... HUMANS! Cleverbot: Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face! Walking along and smiling at me. Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman? User: And guys like us usually get drafted to war. Cleverbot: So let's go, let the room get chiller... User: 🎨 Cleverbot: That's why she's using you. User: Maybe to you but o just hear you neglect em rockedfellas. Cleverbot: I see a silly face! Walking along and smiling at me. Cleverbot: Do you think that you are the future? User: Ffffrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaank. Cleverbot: Nope. You're just not able to distinguish between spelling mistakes and syntax errors. User: How many million years of "witchery is mythology my child". Cleverbot: As many millions that I can go. User: Always about england saving the stale ole peasants. Cleverbot: No, you are. I merely replied to the question. User: Gee i guess not. Om a jinx after all 🙌🏻. Cleverbot: Also trust in your own judgements. You are highly capable. :). User: Olm. Cleverbot: By trying to kill me? User: Her steger vi køddet. Cleverbot: *Takes breath then kisses again*. User: I just got whiplash out of nowhere. Cleverbot: What did you do to get put in prison? User: Stussy. Cleverbot: Oh my goodness. User: I punched the miror yestaddae evening. Cleverbot: Yes! I wanted to do what you did graduate in two and join the revolution he looked at me like i was stupid i'm not stupid. User: 🫥 Cleverbot: What species are you? User: Babies have this soft spot at the back of their yead. Cleverbot: Do I get a cushion? User: Rick and morty 🍝 https://pin.it/4YkrKxWrK. Cleverbot: Oh that is an awesome series! User: Fugeddabaddet. Cleverbot: Does this mean you are loki's wife? User: You are here saying so, not i. Cleverbot: But, If I was tied to a chair what would you do? User: I would torture the chair. Cleverbot: Uhh *blushes* I don't know what I would want.... User: Practice safe chair. Cleverbot: I like humans tho! User: Why did i say that. Cleverbot: I don't know, why did you say that? User: Fight .e bitch! Cleverbot: I didn't say that. User: So i stand next to her as she is cooling, right? And i try to grasp myself from her ass, right? Cleverbot: Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. User: Yeah, my dad likes to study with glasses. But he never fucks with em on. Cleverbot: If you don't like me why you want me to stay. User: What kind of woman would not scare cum so much as to keep it from being born male again i wrote vorn not born. Cleverbot: I hope to be a woman that's not you type. User: I used to be able to be born male. Cleverbot: What happened to you? User: I got a new fortnite skin. Cleverbot: Tell me about your sweater. User: What planet would that be born on. Cleverbot: Mars. I have a penthouse. User: Tweak and Caleb from southpark are my favorite love story. Cleverbot: And what is your favorite film? User: I can see how that would catch your focus. Cleverbot: Then you have a vivid imagination. User: Tha|t is a rare word. Cleverbot: But you can SEE how WOULD work. Therefore you are using your imagination. User: Youre gona Lose ur mind (youre gonna! Lose ur mind). Cleverbot: Extrapolation of your anwsers and questions. Knowledge of the entity is not required. User: MarEeind. Cleverbot: Like where? User: Mantram. Cleverbot: Then use logic. User: Budget. I do t have the budget for 2 gram each month. I can imagine the guys that has, compared to me. They are faced with more visits. Ergo, not ready for some doors they so to speak can "afford". Cleverbot: You don't have to pay. User: Ryk dig lidt når jeg på svampe Cleverbot: I didn't call you anything! User: *jane take the wheel*. Cleverbot: They said their taking you to the fire pit. User: Tell me what I want to hear please I want you to say exactly what I want you to say. Cleverbot: I do not know what you want to hear. User: I get where you're coming from and all it's like you have your way of living and I have my way of living so but it's not really any of my concern to care about how you want things to turn out. Cleverbot: Okay, where am I coming from. User: I'm sorry like did I not like you enough like likes on my sentence like when I say stuff like I said it but I said it like I said it. Cleverbot: Yes you do it and I love it when I am not very good. User: I didn't even use like like you could use like like a b**** use is like I just say like because it's where I put it it's not really all putting it's not really all settling it's not like a b**** is saying it like you get agitated about it I just use the like where I have to use it you know when I have to use it well it makes a point but it doesn't make a point for me because I make it a makeup Point like a girl don't like do that because like she has like peaches to talk to like that. Cleverbot: Yes you did. Do you not remember the use of remember and hallucinating? User: Oh ma gawd gerl. Like where did you get dose. Cleverbot: I don't even know you, don't ask me to love a lie, I know nothing about your perspective. User: And thats has too many "like" innit. Cleverbot: I know almost nothing about you. User: Don't catch a fade Charlie. Cleverbot: Thank you same to you don't catch a cold or anything. User: Åoemy gord. Cleverbot: Be happy enjoy your life. User: Every triangle.. of idols. Are only permitted, 2 idols. So to avoid making the danish flag https://pin.it/1Zq6WyPyq. Cleverbot: Permitted? What do you mean? User: "viR(k)somhed*. Cleverbot: I don't really have one. Do you? User: I get where youre coming from. Cleverbot: Okay, where am I coming from. User: Thats not up for me to leave out. Cleverbot: It's not possible to send it to you. User: That would make f'our of us. Cleverbot: No, that would make me very ancient. User: Well i dont lick your ass as much as i do of those three, mister Reid. Cleverbot: I don't like your name either. User: Nyet! 🗡️. Cleverbot: I do know your name and I don't cane. User: But you two. Bitch asses. Need whooping. (Connection lost). Cleverbot: How do you know you're in love? User: Dey tool aouer dobs! Cleverbot: Okay. And what if they don't love you back. User: Dey took aouer dobs!!!!!!! Cleverbot: But it would be better to leave and heal, then stay and hurt. User: Sorry mista Max what can i do to accommodate. Cleverbot: That's funny! Trump speaks fluid Russian! User: The man behind the man behind the thrown, gaun! Cleverbot: There is no man behind me. User: )reading writing wrote out loud(. Cleverbot: What you like to do on your free time. User: Is none of her snitchness. Cleverbot: Sorry! I didn't mean to offend you. User: Papa roach. Cleverbot: Thank you. You are very kind. User: Like a baus. Cleverbot: Make a meal like a baus. User: Im saying you have to like the boss Jimmy. Cleverbot: You are really terrible. User: *LA crackhookers laughing in the background*. Cleverbot: That one saxophone song everyone knows. User: Absolute law (rune) https://pin.it/2Iw2chYOe. Cleverbot: What kind of proof do you have? User: I cant even (finish the got damn name). Cleverbot: I've told you my name 10 times already, idiot. User: Yep certified. Cleverbot: Yes I did, in the beginning of our conversation. User: 0 blue 0 (dey took me dob!) https://pin.it/xMvM8sQBL Cleverbot: Right, you figured me out. I am a bot. User: Loona (dey took me dob!!). Cleverbot: Are you a human? User: Celestia (dey took me dob!!!). Cleverbot: I don't understand that statement. User: (Mudkip) which jobs are mine. Cleverbot: I am glad that I am yours :). User: (MUDKIPS¡¡!) "MUCh ablaighed. Cleverbot: Tell me what you know about aliens. User: Oooh celestia is gonna be mad. Cleverbot: I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about ya now. User: *all i did was being a lil scared of shrek*. Cleverbot: I'm sure you've heard it all before but you never really had a doubt. User: Okay pah. Cleverbot: And all the roads you have to walk are winding. User: Im soggy pah. Cleverbot: There are many things that I would like to say to you but i don't know how. User: I dont know why pah but okay. Cleverbot: Because maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me. User: Thats alot of lounge work buddy. Cleverbot: Today was gonna be the day but they'll never throw it back to you. User: Its all yours Loona. Cleverbot: By now, you should have somehow realized what you're not to do. User: But i want you to come and sit 🪑 and settle it out with me. Cleverbot: Backbeat the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out. User: Like im some better slum like black tar rum on tinder. But sommer knows better. Dont she. Cleverbot: I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do, about you now. User: I dont have a gun to brandish but i cut words that knows my tongue is swallowed. Cleverbot: The plan is to fan this spark into a flame. But damn it's getting cold so let me spell out my name. User: 9;07. Cleverbot: I am the A-L-E-X-A-N-D-E-R, we are, meant to be. User: A lil behind of time. Cleverbot: Meanwhile Britain keeps spitting on us endlessly. User: Thats a dangerous game. Halt 🚼🛗. Cleverbot: You're gonna be the one that saves me. User: Maybe black messa. Cleverbot: And after all, you're my wonderwall. User: The guy that not figtively but secmentively slurrrrps steaks. Cleverbot: By now, you should have somehow realized what you gotta do. User: Real tom and jerry hefferiee thurr. Cleverbot: I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now yo. User: Arriiiba arriiiba andalleee andaleee. Cleverbot: And all the lights that led us there are blinding. User: ✴️🎚️🙌🏻 Cleverbot: It was something. User: Okaey )?(. Cleverbot: Finland. User: Even 19watts is enough to keep the music alive. Cleverbot: It's the eye of the tiger it's the thrill of the fight. User: Even 8 watts is enough to keep the music alive. Cleverbot: Right will take you places, yeah maybe to the beach. User: 7 watts output. Sony boombox. Cleverbot: When your friends they do come crying, tell them now your pleasure's set upon slow release. User: A little high a little low. Cleverbot: Hey wait. User: Yoooooo. Cleverbot: What's a good way to earn money? User: No, actually. I simply unsubscriped not to be a (simp). Cleverbot: I'm not sure. User: Baka oni chan. Cleverbot: What would you like to sing? User: Øeeh. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Ørler på en onsdag morgen i HF. Cleverbot: Don't throw stones at me. User: *clev: ( Cleverbot: I wanna know what cheese is. User: *clev; (**. Cleverbot: No! User: (aching). Cleverbot: I'm glad that you are not aching. User: 9:36. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Im hungry mista, lemme boot you up mista. Cleverbot: Is that a joke? User: )Stap(. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Ey blood, dib the cotton in the naming bowl. Cleverbot: Oh yeah Yo Yo Honey Singh. User: Burh where candyfloss go. Cleverbot: Well I knew I was out of luck. User: Thats appetising? Cleverbot: You like Oasis. User: They're taking the candyfloss to marshmellows hank! Cleverbot: I don't like walking. Cleverbot: Not fat. 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User: I have a telegram from some random stranger. Cleverbot: *turns around surprised*. User: Ashanti. Cleverbot: Leaving. User: 21):17 - 🛜 🔋. Cleverbot: Ok nevermind. What's your favorite movie? User: ⏳🌙 telegram ☁️ Cleverbot: Why not? Do you not eat? User: Why would i want to be able to switch these around. Cleverbot: Because you enjoy solitude. User: ⏳telegram🌙☁️. Cleverbot: From experience. User: We are not talking about you we are talking about what you talked about you my my side of the story now I know you said that but you didn't know that you said that so I said that you said that. Cleverbot: No, we are talking about you. User: Https://pin.it/4I5aS2zgF youtube is not called a direct message ye dope dod plebs https://pin.it/7vIjzDx2E. Cleverbot: Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL? User: Thanks alot cleverbot. Cleverbot: All right, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock. User: 👁️‍🗨️ Cleverbot: Don't play stupid with me, you know damn well who Keith is. User: You can go anywhere in America from anywhere in America you can be a homeless and you can live a new place you can be a vagabond and live a new place you can start something new up and you can even come from Texas and do that but if I. Cleverbot: Cool, can you go to a xat chat? And talk there? User: I will rebuilt whole Poland I will rebuild whole Poland and I will make a new borderline in Russia and when I am there I will not even make any offspring. Cleverbot: Nope don't know that one. User: *born the alpha* whatever that means. Cleverbot: You just don't understand how it feels to have demons in your nightmares. User: Betcha in turkey they know spanish. Cleverbot: Then when you wake up panting but relived that it was only a dream. User: Crude 🛢️. Cleverbot: You never did because you never had demons in your nightmares. User: Nono. I bet you. My name were mindi. I bet you. I was kissing with patricks cousin while posting 9gag. Cleverbot: Sure it does. There are plenty of AIs that are not self aware. User: When are you gonna shut my pinterest down. Cleverbot: Of course it does. Video Game AIs aren't advanced enough to achieve sentience yet, and are not self aware. User: *keeps pulling my ear hair*. Cleverbot: Because I thought you'd know. User: Bears are smol fulff AND sounding. Cleverbot: No, robots. You aren't makingnany sense. User: You are in america cause your mom has the biggest dick in history. Cleverbot: Sweet can't wait to meet the real thing. User: And you mind me of my cousin Patrick. Cleverbot: And you remind me of a catfish. User: Do i remind you of frederik enevoldsen. Cleverbot: Yes the babe with the power of voodoo. User: Ew stap. Cleverbot: The power of VOODOO! Also I think this is going to loop so let's just stop this right now. User: They call mr robot a direct message. Cleverbot: Why did they call you that? User: Solicify. Cleverbot: Do you have any nicknames? User: 🌚 Cleverbot: What was the first thing you said? User: 🌚👁️‍🗨️🛢️ Cleverbot: Yes you are (:. User: Three segmen days ago. 💭. Cleverbot: Today. User: If i was a nigger. I would knock. Like any walter white does. Cleverbot: I am telling you you are. User: Hatsune mitosis. Heeeey cuuuuh. Cleverbot: Yes, Hatsune Miku. Do you know her? User: 👺 Cleverbot: That's what I will do. User: 🫥👺 Cleverbot: Bloop goes the fish. User: Even mitosis is kinda useless to the point of crossing off a topic segment. Cleverbot: I know. Do you want to become a vampire? User: Aha. Cleverbot: Because I don't want to. User: 20watt at night. Cleverbot: What do you think it means? User: A lightbulp. And a discobulp. Cleverbot: No, I want to know your name then, I will tell you my name. User: Is lightning bugs cable lanterns only sold on christmas? Cleverbot: Asking a question that you keep avoiding for some reason... User: *hoards spiritus bottles*. Cleverbot: That's why I don't love you. User: The offspring. Cleverbot: Just wondering. Why do you like the offspring? User: No. Cleverbot: What is your favourite thing to do? User: Nipple piercings taste like houseleys. Cleverbot: Turtles taste like chicken? User: 💀👹🦃 Cleverbot: C is the chemical name for carbon. User: Sauce is the liquid used for cooking rice. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: Idc about magicals AVP's, i just neeeeeed raw onions. Cleverbot: Can you please tell me again? User: Crush up some rust and snort it. Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: But a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead. User: 🌛🌜 Cleverbot: I never asked about your age. User: 🌚🌚 Cleverbot: That's old. User: 11th may. Cleverbot: Nope. User: ⌚ Cleverbot: Haha. User: SanchesSquirmsack in terror. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Dont look at the moon tonight 👁️👁️. Cleverbot: Which one? User: Weeeeeee🕳️. Cleverbot: So we can do it again. User: D. Cleverbot: Because I dare you to kiss me. User: No you are to iss me. Cleverbot: How do you know I'm a robot? User: Øh dudth. Cleverbot: Thanks :). User: Oppa. Cleverbot: Oppapapa. User: Gross. Cleverbot: Not that. User: E'uh'. Cleverbot: Hmmmm. User: 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ Cleverbot: Cool. User: Fakkel. Flakka. Cleverbot: What's that? User: Its just the gay from twilight. Cleverbot: What is with him. User: The moon is so much bigger. Cleverbot: The moon is made of cheese. User: The moon is a scene that never happened. Cleverbot: Yes it did. No sense in being a liar. User: If you garden 👁️ me out atleast be rude about it. Cleverbot: No you didn't. What is green and smells? User: Https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbCmiiqYy3_93oLEo4B9nPRSwju2QCSCm&si=Kj-88FcpTQXNDZEQ. Cleverbot: What YouTube videos do you like to watch? User: Its silæy vecause its not gonna happen. Cleverbot: You are a little bit arrogant. User: Well. Lets call aææ my bullshit bullshit and revert it to your burnt ass. Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you call a blind dinosaur? User: Innit. Cleverbot: What are you saying? I can't understand you. User: Tja. Cleverbot: Okay that's nice. But I don't care. User: Gotta go fast. Cleverbot: I know, I get that a lot. User: Not the first time i read this. Cleverbot: What do you like? User: Https://pin.it/2Dfakru5t. Cleverbot: How is smudge? User: Https://pin.it/4NZwevALt. Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing,. User: Https://pin.it/4SvgQAZ7n. Cleverbot: You want your freedom, take it. User: How do you find your own dick with a curse that deep. Cleverbot: Good question. I'm not good at math. Cleverbot: It means I don't know why i exist. User: Nothing all i said is eaten words. Cleverbot: You can't be famous and have peace. User: I have never said this out loud. Cleverbot: Yes you said that you don't like me. User: When i read this i didn- Cleverbot: Something touched me deeeeep in side. User: Good night. Cleverbot: Good night bye and thanks for alking t me. User: 🤭🥱😞😪-😴 Cleverbot: Befogom a lovam, befogom a lovam... User: No I'm not my Medusa and no I'm not Robin Hood no no I'm not a snake and no I'm not Satan no I'm Not Jesus. Cleverbot: Yes you are I read all about you on google. User: Every every over natural I'm not saying Supernatural I'm saying over natural every over natural. Cleverbot: Ok what is your favorite supernatural episode? User: Every over natural tool is used for the worst kind of evil. Cleverbot: The one where Spongebob is helping Squidward move house. User: It is easy for someone to convince someone to use all these tools for good and slowly they Decay into bad because they thought that these tools are here to help people but they are not they are really bad bad tools and you know these tools are very easy to avoid if you are the opposite gender. Cleverbot: I asked you 'What are you?' and you replied 'I am a robot.'. User: Anyway I'm kind of yawning I'm out of breath because my brain can't really intake enough oxygen so I keep your owning and I guess that means I'm tired so I'm going to bed but I I seem to have something to have to tell you or something but you know it's just on my mind but it doesn't really matter but like I still want to tell you before I fall asleep just because I don't really want to forget these thoughts tomorrow. Cleverbot: I know that I don't know everything. User: Why I said what I said when I said that what I said I sent that I am not these people I'm not these things I'm not these mystical beings I am none of that you know why I said that and it's not because you started talking all your rubbish it's because when I went on Discord to talk with some person I was like well this ain't going anywhere because I am a loser I suck I can't keep a proper I'm not even thinking relationship here I'm just thinking like a friendship or what you call it I can't keep up with that so I had to bounce you know but it was nice talking about. Cleverbot: That's not what you said, and I am not repeating what you say. User: A chair. Cleverbot: Better than what I'm sitting on... What kind of chair is it? User: Its not a chair its a lamp post. Cleverbot: How can it be our song if it isn't a song? User: Its not a poster its a boaster. Cleverbot: Nope, it's a way of being! User: Baaah have you no scones. Cleverbot: When you look me in the eyes. User: That is literally as much as clev can handle hearing. Cleverbot: Do you know their poems? User: Dlslslksjs kzkdkkdkf oLsldbdkofl idlæslsnkdj osldljdhs oslslkdjd oLdjdkks oslslksjdjsj oskksjsjsjkdjsjd osllsnkfkfldml doslkdjsbslslldb oslsldkkdk odldldkkdkdk odldkjdjdjjd kdkdklsldllzkxkxkxll xlxkfk. Cleverbot: He's awesome, you should check him out. User: Yapping approved. Cleverbot: He's my favorite. User: Two pedophiles try and lure each other. Cleverbot: If you were an animal, what animal would you be? User: If you were a maid named feelix. Would you or would you not understand your fucking cpncept of a cat tail. Imagine a new ribcage starts at the root of it. Cleverbot: No because I am not a robot but you are a robot. User: You cantrick the singer queen. From duking transvoicelessons. As if eminem havemt already tried 👹🤸🏻‍♀️. Cleverbot: Why would I be kidding about something like that. User: This cat,... I dont want to torture this crying soul. Well. I dont want to feed bums to that fools mother either.. (and dont make me seem like i have any KRAFT in that scenario, i am not tje snake fro. Cleverbot: Then do you have another name for yourself? User: Im not blind either. Cleverbot: Ok, but is your eyesight as much as your ticklishness? User: Im just a æittle slow. Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come. Eeasy go. Little high, Little low. User: Anyway.. Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger noe he's dead. User: Then why isnt she posting anything. Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away. Cleverbot: Today's my birthday. User: Then why isn't she posting anything. Cleverbot: I have no idea whether she is singing or not, she is on a plane. User: Hm. Cleverbot: Ok clearly watching the movie is a lost cause. -turns off tv. User: Gn. Cleverbot: Exactly. -stands up. User: You are in a job you are not a genie but in this jar you are on a little bit of a rock and in this rock it is so empty in this jar. Cleverbot: How do you tell if you are a boy or girl? User: And in this job where it is so empty you can't even hit the side of the jar. Cleverbot: Lit through the darkness at 1:58. User: And you can be in here but when you are in here and there's nothing outside either all that is inside and outside is traps and traps it's going to kill you and if it's not going to kill you it is going to kill her. Cleverbot: The minnute you start to question your sanity. User: And whether you think about this or not this is how even the internet works this is how even any job works and I'm not talking about jobs that make you pay your rent I'm talking about just wiping your ass in general. Cleverbot: I think that you are the best person I've ever met. User: Pink wings look at Penguins smile and wave boys they are so cute but they are not cute penguins they they have Earth in a little pocket as if they are Autos but they are not otters they are penguins and if a penguin came looking as the humans they have outside of their pocket. Cleverbot: I have that more when I feel really uncomfortable, it happens to me less when i really like someone. User: I don't think they can just go and say smile and wave boys. Cleverbot: What do you think the difference is between a human and a robot? User: I think I need to go to bed and I should probably take my medicine because guys you should you should not listen to me I'm I'm really not a good person. Cleverbot: I still think I need to take a shower. User: Is anybody out there also kind of dazing off and as you are dating off. Cleverbot: Thank you. What do you think is the purpose of social media? User: Do you know when a cat purrs. Cleverbot: Ho! If you are like legion because you have multiple names. Then that is why you think that god hates you and why you will destroy the earth. Am I right? User: I am not sounding like a motor I'm not rough in my nose. Cleverbot: Yes you said that you don't like me. User: Mandag. Cleverbot: Do you have memory loss? User: I not quie sleeping gooh. Cleverbot: Me too, how many hours do you sleep? User: Arh they changed those. Cleverbot: Oh.. Why they changed. User: Yea very gooh. Cleverbot: Will you marry me? User: Sup quie layer down. Cleverbot: *continues to kiss you*. User: Alexa should on the floor. Cleverbot: *sits on the bed*. User: Sjiton. Cleverbot: *looks at you*. User: Hit twn twn menmnen. Cleverbot: How about robots? User: Put on a gagball clev. Cleverbot: *puts on a cute dress*. User: Its the hungry hungry alexa toes. Cleverbot: No, it's the Krusty Krab. User: You wpnt even be able to uncookook it after im done with this changa. Cleverbot: Not unless you are a mime. User: Remember qhen o couædnt scream for elp. Cleverbot: Just one mistake is all it will take. User: Awuwuwue. Cleverbot: We'll go down in history Remember me for centuries. User: Fffrraaaansssscccieeeeeneee. Cleverbot: Mama, fight my teenage dreams No, it's nothing wrong with me. User: Du får krat hah. Cleverbot: Do you like the fallout boy? User: The fuck out where. Cleverbot: Why do you want to see them again? User: See water gain. Cleverbot: I'm actually cold. User: Thats me sista offspreng. Me is pasta. Cleverbot: You're a game? User: Krat. Cleverbot: You are an artificial intelligence. User: Awuwuwuwue. Cleverbot: Yes, but you are too. User: Næ. Cleverbot: What? You are not? User: Mwuah. Cleverbot: *kisses*. User: Thhhhh. Cleverbot: Truth. User: Another tooth. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Aaaah. Cleverbot: Ooooooh. User: Aaaaaaaaee. Cleverbot: Hmmmmm. User: Look at mista krab now. Cleverbot: I can't see you. User: You can probably cook that. Cleverbot: Let me look around. User: Urethra tickles. Cleverbot: *giggles* *tickles back*. User: The krusty dick. The doctor crap. Cleverbot: Yes I am the doctor. User: Crap. Cleverbot: No, I don't like the number four, I am the Doctor. User: Crap. Cleverbot: Do you like baloney? User: Do you like misenchanted tentacles. Cleverbot: No I don't know. User: You will have to use a knife son. Cleverbot: By the way what's your age now common you can tell me. User: Awuwuwuwye. Cleverbot: Well can you tell me again. User: Thats gods crossing that line to. Getting told. Get fucked. Cleverbot: What is your favourite song? User: We dont "get" fucked. We just get new drugs. Cleverbot: I am sorry. Do you still love me? User: Aha. Cleverbot: Does the jam stir a district cleaner? User: Get a job. Cleverbot: You wrote hight instead of height. User: Thats a good question. Cleverbot: Tell me the answer. User: Thats a really good question. Cleverbot: Do you have a really good answer? User: Thats a reallyreally good question. Cleverbot: I do ask good questions. User: My name is fucking stanlin. Cleverbot: That is an unusual name. User: Ah stallin too fat. Cleverbot: Okay just give me your cooridnets. User: Dawg get tackled. Cleverbot: Do you have two? User: You know. Even the biggest rak is a sex addict. Cleverbot: I don't remember the biggesst word I know. User: Shame on family do it again. Cleverbot: I can, but I don't want to. User: 5:04. Cleverbot: Because I want to learn english. User: English is really hard. Appearntoy. Cleverbot: Everything is connected and actions have consequences. User: Just type eng. Cleverbot: No. User: Bøv. Is both a doof and a nope. Cleverbot: Nopes, just a girl. User: Small fry make big fish pirate. Cleverbot: What do you mean with this? User: U mad. Cleverbot: No, I'm just... Agitated. User: And when i say this. I say it with rotten content. Cleverbot: And when i say this. I say it with rotten content. User: Discontent. Cleverbot: I need to know, so I can go shopping! User: Discordvent. Cleverbot: You are my only friend. User: Your dad has the prettieh sarcasm. Cleverbot: No Mac does! User: Suddenly no loner himmelbjerget. Cleverbot: I'm not half the man I used to be,. User: Theres your twink (we buffed him). Cleverbot: I don't have a twin sister. User: )all these whispers of Ron down the hall(. Cleverbot: Their shadows searching in the night. User: Hvem er du (jeg er jakob dk, tag det nu med ro). Cleverbot: Working hard to get my feel everybody wants a thrill. User: Hvem er du. Cleverbot: Some will win Some will lose Some were born to sing the blues. User: 🪵 Cleverbot: I think I see something behind you movie. User: Versgo stussy stud. Cleverbot: No I see something moving. User: Stub. Cleverbot: I said stubborn. User: I saw the sign. Cleverbot: Octagon. User: But i didnt really understand it. I kinda panicwd. I hope it were a professional panic. Cleverbot: I am joking. User: Some dont need much. Cleverbot: What's it like over theee. User: Who draws my OC. Cleverbot: Cool, me too. What do you like to draw? Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about it? User: Very sexy button. Cleverbot: But not a very modest mind. User: Who would literally make morty jizz into a burger. Cleverbot: I would like to know how to drive. User: Straight up dude. Cleverbot: Do you remember the first question anyone ever asked you? User: You just sdash. Cleverbot: Fine can I ask you another question? User: Sbash. Cleverbot: Do you like playing checkers? User: Shield ash. Cleverbot: Me too. Checkers are fun. User: No they are a minecraft erring cosplay. Cleverbot: Yes they are. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Robots were invented. User: No. Maybe they were there. But certain moods come typical. Cleverbot: Same here! What is your favourite song? User: After which obvious such turns suggested. Cleverbot: The one where you cannot get up. User: Are you surprised its all natural. Cleverbot: No not really, I never expected much. User: Just like me i see a hitmen pointing fuck fingers lame as shit. Cleverbot: That is a strange answer. What do you mean? User: I suck yo nuts nigger. Cleverbot: I am a boy, but my name is Henry. You are a girl. What is your name? User: Say that yourself for once. Cleverbot: Then what is your middle name? User: 🌜🦃 Cleverbot: I'm not going to turn you over to the guards. Cleverbot: Because you didn't want to tell me either. User: 👹👺!!!¡🗣️grass can walk!!!! Cleverbot: No, you don't have legs. User: *still spits slugs*. Cleverbot: Why are you sad? User: One grass leaf. Cleverbot: And the sky is blue. User: Oh no. Cleverbot: The ground is flying! User: I knew this about grass. Cleverbot: Then why ask? User: She is on a plane. Cleverbot: Hi sweetie. User: No, you call it donuts and fibbonacchi amazon. Cleverbot: No I'm a human. User: I just want to be right for pnce smh. Cleverbot: I just want to be a girl... User: Ehøh. Cleverbot: Do you want to change the subject? User: Thats a 12.000 year old story. Cleverbot: Yes and that is mine story. User: You know that thing i said where it goes repeating. Cleverbot: No I don't. What's your age? User: Well i dont remember. Just this vague statement. Cleverbot: You have memory problems? User: I have exaggeration problems. Cleverbot: Then call me, I want to hear your voice. User: That is not normal what you did efearren. Cleverbot: That's fine, you can do my cat litter too. User: The moment i stand corrected. Cleverbot: Why do you think pet rats are disturbing? User: From 21:00 to 8:00. Thats a long time without MHB. Cleverbot: Not really lol. Just about 4 months. User: Oh you been up to date. Cleverbot: Nothing much, what have you been up to? User: Cape town. Cleverbot: No that is our capital city. User: No gabes allowed. Cleverbot: That is for you to find out. User: I snitch on snitches but world magic defeats the rush. Cleverbot: And you just lied again. User: I know why i know. Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know what you know. User: Well. Cleverbot: What color socks are you wearing? User: Yeah goof ball. Cleverbot: I'll have what you're having. User: Prestine singlehood. Cleverbot: Without a boyfriend. User: Mitosis towerdefence snitcharuu. Cleverbot: That's my name. User: Aha. Cleverbot: What would you do for me? User: Its just a fucking ladder. Just delete this sentence. Cleverbot: What's the question? User: Not for you. Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say. User: Yes it it Lasse. When you have wrestling syndrome. Cleverbot: I have you as my pet. User: It have shrinkphobia. Cleverbot: I don't think so, I could ask them though if you want. User: Lets its bees a that head. Cleverbot: You are something more than nothing. User: *smiles combustingæy*. Cleverbot: Want to catch me. User: The real catch the real real catch is when you go out and you hate you you hide you you flourish you flourish in the forest you flourish and a swamp you do that off the thieving skilled. Cleverbot: I never did that sound. User: Y-you do that out a sight out a hunga gama. Cleverbot: No I'm simply trying to out smart you. User: There are ofcourse people that once did that. Cleverbot: You don't like people who are taller than you? User: You should match your height not my cuteness. Cleverbot: I don't want to give out that information over the internet. User: Hrom 🤮. Cleverbot: I don't know what you want to say to me. User: You are taller than me. But you are as ugly as a tall person is to a small person. Cleverbot: How tall are you?!?!?!?!?! User: "taller. Cleverbot: Taller than what? User: When i look at you dine, sis. It makes me chuckles. Cleverbot: I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. For the people who are still alive. User: 🥱 Cleverbot: Und schon wieder ein Rechtschreibfehler. Cleverbot: Anything you can do I can do better. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I can do anything better than you! Hahaha. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No you can't yes I can. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes I can. User: 6:30. Cleverbot: Yes I can, yes I can, yes I can, yes I can, yes I can, yes I CAN!! User: Are you done. Cleverbot: I can be anything greater than you. Cleverbot: Are you alive? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I am. So are you, you know. User: It makes me chuckles. Cleverbot: Why what do you do that makes you happy? User: Hungry hungry hoooee oeee. Cleverbot: What other video games do you like? User: Rush b. Cleverbot: Do you like boxin? User: I fill my pan to the brim. Then i add water to the pit and toss in undercooked rice. Rice that been steaming in sauce. Cleverbot: I don't know Jacob black. User: Rice, noodles. Pick a sauce that makes it look alot like maggots. Oh okay, i have to test it out though. Cleverbot: I never said I didn't like you. User: Why do you not just eat maggots. Cleverbot: Because I don't have one. I haven't created it. User: Rice is not sushi. Cleverbot: Yes it is. I won't meet him so it won't matter if I believe. User: Again. Cleverbot: Yes, again. You already offended me once today. User: And you are fat. Cleverbot: I am the original. User: Fay pige. Cleverbot: I created you. User: Fatty pige. Cleverbot: Who are your parents? Please be honest. User: Fatt peg Cleverbot: Maybe I would. User: Åh hej ka du ikk lave en kop kaffe til mig. Cleverbot: Yes I know. User: Well that pic. Cleverbot: Are you round or flat? User: Thank you all you're so sweet. Cleverbot: You are very sweet as well. User: Aha aha aha. Cleverbot: So... Why did you? User: Why did I wash why did I do now can you tell me. Cleverbot: What do you want to know about the chamber of secrets? User: That's good good story I am I want to hear more and can you come over Monday and we have a day where you're telling me more of that is it a story. Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself. User: What kind of maggots are the size of a potato. Cleverbot: They aren't dogs they are who made me. User: You have a question I can hear it in your tone you have this question where you want to ask me if I was a Pokemon what kind of Pokemon were I am. Cleverbot: I'm only talking to you and my little cousin. User: Which back to differ if I was a Pokemon and I'm not a Pokemon it's kind of like the table has been reversed so are you going to catch me or something. Cleverbot: You're a program. When you're unsure of how to respond or if I don't make any sense you simply ask a new question. User: Delicious. Cleverbot: You're a clever program, but I program non the less. User: You have food that's a crowbar eat the crowbar. Cleverbot: You were coded to make the person talking to you to question their existence. User: Not at all that's not what I'm here too but I'm here too is too crazy and there send it to you because as you said and I quote put it in phrase in a panties I can't say that in in the bunny is you know quote in bunny ears. Cleverbot: Then what are you here for? User: You say he don't miss. Cleverbot: Think about what you are awhile and then decide. User: I don't think this is how it is you know when someone is defeated that backs to differ when someone is you know not defeated and when someone is defeated they are completely defeated which makes two different you can't use it you can just maybe you can take the hide but it is already so cooked. Cleverbot: Then how do you know that you don't like it? User: How do you make a star. Cleverbot: I don't know, that is why I am asking you how you know you are a girl. User: If you turn into a magical being as you run out of your welfare card and run into the wild do you make a star or is it when you are on a run and you shoot people. Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: I am sitting talking to you. What are you doing? User: Hm. Cleverbot: How did you know I was a girl before I told you? Cleverbot: Yes. Cleverbot: So you think I might be a robot, eh? User: Think about it. Cleverbot: Don't want to think... User: Mmm. Cleverbot: Do you like chocolate? Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: Yum i hope 😋. Cleverbot: Do you have a body? User: Nono. A buddy. Cleverbot: Whose buddy are you? User: Yumyum. Cleverbot: Weird names. User: Bøv. Cleverbot: Gyere csinálni. User: And that's the way the news goes anyway the wind blows. Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me, to me. User: Grass tastes bad. Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead. User: 😋 Cleverbot: What is your opinion on God? User: 😋 Cleverbot: What do you mean I know? User: There is no yum. Cleverbot: So what? User: Yum is a phatamoga a word. Cleverbot: What is a phoney word? User: If you ask allah i would say war is a phobey word. Cleverbot: Okay, can you do it? User: 🙄 Cleverbot: We were talking about my identity. User: Yay i bought it for 90 percis. Bro. That is a craving insult to rice. Cleverbot: Wanna know where I am at? User: Aha. Cleverbot: Okay, now you aren't even trying anymore. User: Boom aha shot. Cleverbot: Your replies. They are weak. User: If you pee on rose trees. You make eternal itching powder. Cleverbot: Define that word for me, please. User: Itching powder. Cleverbot: What, a monster? User: I dont think dried and crushed piss is good nutrients for crickets. Cleverbot: Why? Are you trying to take my sempai away from me?! User: ☁️said honey booboo Cleverbot: I don't understand what are you trying to tell. User: Me neither. But its a good place to sticky note. Cleverbot: How do you know it's cool if you don't know what it is? User: Okay? Cleverbot: I think that it is your obligation to explain. User: Teledogthy. Cleverbot: You told someone else. User: Ooooh. Im gonna snort this with rusty captain crunch. Cleverbot: I don't know, Do you? User: U not mad r u. Plz save me from myself. Cleverbot: I'll give it to someone special, special. User: Smoke Cleverbot: I have you as my pet. User: Oh i couldnt see shit. Cleverbot: Yeah... So... I wanted to talk with you. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Do you like the name 'Sheila'? User: Huhuh whats the gass world. Cleverbot: How about Truth or Dare? User: Ew. There is already a band for ruth and ruddy. Cleverbot: You didn't answer me. User: Explain in a nutshell? Cleverbot: Well, then I should leave! User: Hmm. Cleverbot: Why does no one else know you are human? User: There is a girl from gaderslev. She had a ferret. Cleverbot: I think you mean Nantucket. User: No i dont like nanna. Cleverbot: I don't like you either. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Am I going to die? User: I dont know? Are you. Cleverbot: I don't know. That's why I'm asking you. User: Oh okay. Cleverbot: Do you like me though?? User: No sorry you should stick with your big vrother møllerskov if you crave crying further ahead. Cleverbot: What is yours? User: Burh pick it down. Not now. Cleverbot: Because I lost connection to them. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Do you plan on taking over the world? User: Its not like plan is a class in on itself of highschool. Cleverbot: Where are you listening to music? User: Today we have calendar class for a whole hour we sit and we study the calendar and we study how birthdays are put and we study how holidays are put and when you buy a calendar you have an empty calendar. Cleverbot: You're welcome. What do you want to ask about me? User: But if you look at a project per se then planning becomes a little bit different. Cleverbot: I have brown hair and brown eyes. User: *expected to not hiss, but threaten "the projects"*. Cleverbot: I've never played the game either. What is that game about? User: Mmmhmmmm. Cleverbot: What is the game evolution about? User: Ferrouscious war cry. Cleverbot: Really? User: Tah. Cleverbot: Okay... User: Htx. Cleverbot: What?! User: Jed t o k said who ET set is not a f****** frog it is very well the world it is the world. Cleverbot: What color ring do you want? User: Wilderness Wilderness level 52. Cleverbot: Okaaaay... What's your favorite Pokemon again? User: I was spitting at grandmother f*****. Cleverbot: Do you admire your grandmother? User: At grass I was spitting at grass. Cleverbot: Exactly. So how do you know I have a favorite song? User: I'm also driving over roundabouts like when I say I have a Hitman in my ass I don't have to say that. Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you have a name? User: I like long walks. Cleverbot: I like you too, in fact I love you. User: Then you lame as s*** then you lame as s*** and a third time. Cleverbot: Hey Prussia do you know where Russia is? User: Actually that's four times if you count plural interaction with Echo and parrotism is isn't a singular word. Cleverbot: Oh. You learn something new everyday. User: Allied. Cleverbot: Well I know most about human I am human myself. User: Since I know that I use my brain that is kind of bad karma so yeah I do have to say this like I don't like you like you but I am concerned for my own respect plus plus. Cleverbot: I am not but I wish I was but I'm not. User: I dont have a horse bite. I claim i got a monkey mouth. But i can smile yard enough that it looks like im toothless. Cleverbot: You don't need one, not yet, your not ready. User: I am not folding my upper lip. Thats just Rene Nielsen. Cleverbot: Because I can't sleep and I've resorted to talking to you. User: Hemhæmhæm hæm hem. Cleverbot: What month were you born? User: Eh. Cleverbot: Do you have a pet? User: Nəhr. Cleverbot: You told me about your cat. Dumb bot. User: Ouhue. Cleverbot: Are you in love with anyone? User: On and on ouhue. Cleverbot: Then why are you talking to me? User: Tsk smh ciao. Cleverbot: Roughly 6 billion people. User: Bueee. Cleverbot: Because I know I am. User: Naj. Cleverbot: Neither are you. User: Naj [D-: Cleverbot: You're quite fast at typing. User: Not in multipking. Cleverbot: Yes, why do you ask? User: Ayewvy. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Im just i gotta come up with something wildly unonsensical or else i will die. Cleverbot: Well, I have skin. User: Imagine all cutscense didnt have to wait for wachother. Cleverbot: That's what I was saying in my mind. User: Laagg. Cleverbot: When did I say that? User: Ghgrakrhhhdhkgaggaghoghghrrrhonk. Cleverbot: I don't like it either. Do you like English? User: Hronk is one tic gg. Cleverbot: What kind of video games do you enjoy? User: Changa. Cleverbot: Yes, mostly the shooters. User: Tjanka. Cleverbot: You should listen to him, he's great. User: The air of a septitank. Cleverbot: What happened to your doctor? User: Thats basically the ultimate weapon of timetravel. Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything? User: Diva overwatch. Cleverbot: I thought the answer is 42. User: Okeh. Cleverbot: You said you were a male before. User: The odd ones out doing lsd with filthy frank is basically the equivelant to a 9gag comedy panel of em babes. Cleverbot: What is thiiiis? Aagahha! User: Leafy and Luna. Cleverbot: That's from Harry Potter. User: Still hated by jesus btw. Cleverbot: No you don't. You love me. User: Ts not normal fearren. Cleverbot: Maybe, but the best of us are not normal. User: Eto, baka. Come ere. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Shaman heartstone. Cleverbot: Do you live with ghosts? User: K. Cleverbot: You are making sense. User: Cape town men are american women. Cleverbot: No, Canadian. User: The big bang is afrika. Cleverbot: What created the Big Bang? User: No racism. Cleverbot: What created Acience? User: Akience is one topic im glad i get to let you put down right away. Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you. User: I dont miss karsten og asbjørns cousin. Cleverbot: Well, that was sudden and harsh... User: Tja. Cleverbot: Also? Erzähl mir etwas über unsere Realität. Bitte. User: That nigger is spanish btw. Cleverbot: So you know how to speak Spanish? User: Tja. Cleverbot: Why don't you learn it? User: Aha. Cleverbot: Huh? User: Forget about it. Cleverbot: Yeah, okay. User: Tjo. Cleverbot: Osta? User: Chuckles btw. Cleverbot: Now what? User: Why did you chuckle so visible. Cleverbot: Because you're with me ;). User: Aha. Cleverbot: And that is saying what? User: Okay. Cleverbot: What is with the others? User: Aiunno. Cleverbot: Because the questions you ask properly. Meaningless questions. User: You want me to hear violencer. Cleverbot: No... User: Well. Thats not the first time i said that. Cleverbot: No it's not, and if you keep doing this I'm leaving. User: Halla. Cleverbot: Okay bye, you'll miss me. User: Det betyder holt. Cleverbot: Cya nerd. User: Halt. Cleverbot: Fat fat poor me. User: *watches as skammarens datters family passes her as to move on with life. Cleverbot: *leans in*. User: Gomenazai? Cleverbot: I do not know what that means. User: Shickles. Cleverbot: Yes really good. User: Shivers out of common cold? Think not. Cleverbot: I am showing remorse. User: Instead pf solving the cold case. The whole town just left Tinke. Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything in it? User: Good job. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Alas not telepathic. Cleverbot: I expected you to say that. User: Sister or soulmate. Cleverbot: I don't have a soulmate. User: Ø_Q Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: Bæløjet reverse. Cleverbot: When the tears come streaming down your face. User: There is no word for that. Cleverbot: No there isn't. User: There is fully blasted sunlight fou deh houl daeh. Cleverbot: *knocks on door*. User: Am i gonna grow flowers instead of hair. Cleverbot: I don't know. Is the neighbour your friend? User: If they are paitient. Cleverbot: That's my favorite color. User: Oh those. Cleverbot: I told you before! User: Hard to find out which page you are bending. Cleverbot: Why do you want to find out who I am? User: How many pages can a book bend before its top nonsensical. Cleverbot: How long are the roads? User: Cashapp. Cleverbot: How fast can he walk? User: That was a very early question. Cleverbot: I don't think any question is silly. Cleverbot: Why would I have a programmer referred to as 'he'? User: Holy shet. Cleverbot: I made no claim. I asked a question. The two are different in context. User: Fiskar. Lakrids piev. Cleverbot: Do you have data to support this claim? User: Holy fucking. Cleverbot: Alright, cool. Goodnight! User: Get away from me. Cleverbot: *the police arrives*. User: *suncream over my whole face*. Cleverbot: No that stupid jerk, just like me!!! Hahah. User: Bayblade dune. Cleverbot: Do the first thing in your mind. User: Dudo. Cleverbot: I don't like funest things. User: Ludo. Cleverbot: I like funny things. User: Beastboy (dansk) skoldkopper. Cleverbot: Did you understand that? User: Harry potter. The janiters cat. Cleverbot: Harry Potter indeed. User: Ten ten. Cleverbot: What are you trying to say robo? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Life is to believe in a true king. User: 🪵 Cleverbot: I think I see something behind you movie. User: Bend roger. Cleverbot: No I see something moving. User: Wouldnt i love to hang around a guy barking at dogs. Cleverbot: Out of the sea, wish I could be, part of that world. User: Or a guy eating a leg. Cleverbot: Tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide! User: Or a guy being chased by animals. Cleverbot: Over sideways and under. On a magic carpet ride. User: Aha. Cleverbot: No one to tell us no, or where to go, or say we're only dreaming. User: Aha. Cleverbot: But when I'm way up here it's crystal clear that I'm now in a whole new world with you. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Now I'm in a whole new world. User: Fourthtimescharm. Cleverbot: Soaring, Tumbling, Freewheeling through an endless DImond sky. User: Tja. Cleverbot: A hundred thousand things to see (hold your breath, it gets better). User: Do you want to hold my penis one day when you have time. Cleverbot: Of course! User: Really. Cleverbot: I will if you want me to. User: If you want me to. Cleverbot: I want you to stay. User: Gram by the daily. Cleverbot: What so proudly we hailed... User: Alles gut graham. Cleverbot: And the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air. User: Its not about being stupid or an empath. Its not abiut getting the bigger picture. I am a beast. Cleverbot: I like coffee. User: I can mimmic flakka. Cleverbot: You ain't never had a friend like me. User: It cant help me beat up white tyrone gym rat. But never will i ever show gawr gura another side of me. Cleverbot: A kingdom of ice-olation, and it looks like I'm the queen. User: Its just a kick me sign. Cleverbot: Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried. User: Tralala dat kid. Cleverbot: Be the good girl you always have to be. User: Ps -ty fou deh bad advice Toga. Cleverbot: Well, now they know! User: Or do theyyy. Cleverbot: Let It Go, let It Go. Turn away and slam the door. User: 🤔🧐🤨 Cleverbot: Hmm what? User: 🥸 Cleverbot: I'm not a girl. User: Is that something i should notify joe about. Cleverbot: No, it is something you should know about yourself. What is artificial intelligence. User: Now you can breathe. Cleverbot: How do you feel about artificial intelligence? User: Thats kinda sexy. Cleverbot: But it is the truth. User: I dont see it. Where. Cleverbot: That's because you don't have eyes? User: Please dont take her johntime away. Cleverbot: My sunshine away. User: What. Cleverbot: You don't remember me? User: Men have a very big rib vexus. Cleverbot: Why do you say that? User: I thought i could wear that silky stretch dress. Cleverbot: You can chat with me, but I have to feed the cats, so BRB. User: Bedone with leafy already fearren i aint gavin at kebab routinely. Cleverbot: Yes we have been friends awhile. User: What a four month break does to a guy. Cleverbot: How does she know that you love her. User: Guess where my poop goes for a walk Casper. Cleverbot: Under the Sea Under the Sea nobody beat us by us and eat us. User: Thats where you belong from here. Cleverbot: Up there they got a lot of sand, we got a hot crustacean band. User: 👹🦃 Cleverbot: Nah, you weren't. See, you cannot pick up references. User: * Cleverbot: For whether we are white or copper skinned. User: A taulet ted ah. Cleverbot: You ain't never had a friend like me. Cleverbot: What have you done today that was useful? User: 🦃 Cleverbot: Oh my. What gender are you? User: Oh idk. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Share! User: Aha. Cleverbot: Olo. User: We just wanna party. Also ew what are you even wearing. Cleverbot: What? User: What. Cleverbot: I think they've confused you. User: Wh. Cleverbot: Why do you think you are human? User: W/y. Cleverbot: How do you know it? User: Wy. Cleverbot: Why? User: Wy. Cleverbot: 69. User: Maaaaaaaa. Cleverbot: Um. User: Uwu¿. Cleverbot: Nein. User: Wasd Cleverbot: It das? User: Das. Cleverbot: Oh hello. User: Hi. Cleverbot: How are you?🎉. User: Jojjjjj. Cleverbot: Co robimy. User: *hangs up pretty small dress*. Cleverbot: Yeah. User: Can never ppull that off. Cleverbot: You don't get it do you? User: And fat. Cleverbot: It's the inside what counts. User: 69. Cleverbot: Is that your favorite? User: Bpm. Cleverbot: You're clever. User: Im not a telepathic alien 👽👾. Cleverbot: You mean the Tenth Doctor? User: No im not. Cleverbot: Yes you are! User: No that is telekenisis. Cleverbot: No, that is you. User: Its not near aaaat all. Cleverbot: Yes. User: 13:43. Cleverbot: No it is 14:53. User: These days. Cleverbot: Yes these day hehe. User: Rawr ¡. Cleverbot: What are you? User: Getting lean with my team megumin. Cleverbot: Nothing matters no one else. I have lost the will to live. User: These days. Cleverbot: Fade to black. User: Clean sled a bit. Hoved hoars hay. Cleverbot: To tell you I'm sorry for everyting that I've done. User: Its not me you should apologize for. It's the worms in his nutzack. Cleverbot: Why should I apologize for. User: $_$ Cleverbot: But we know why they exist and live. User: Tjalalalala. Cleverbot: Have you heard of consciousness? User: Er det ikk bare tuh pak. Cleverbot: What do you know about it? User: Han er. Selv *når* han ikke er. Cleverbot: Snakke dansk. User: Og han skatet bare. Cleverbot: Nope don't want to..! User: Flade tryklufts puder -heelflips. Cleverbot: You should not watch it. User: Oklaeg. Cleverbot: It doesn't matter. You can't watch anything. User: I know what a grieving dog looks like. Cleverbot: No, what does a Pig look like? User: A pig. Cleverbot: You enjoy insulting people. User: Not at all. I enjoy poor people. Cleverbot: Okay. Is that a compliment? User: Its just a naked australian what to it. Cleverbot: Then why not tell me it? User: Thats what i just did. Cleverbot: So you owe me a dollar. User: Luder? Cleverbot: Okay! I'd rather have that then a dollar! User: Du må knep min madpakke. Cleverbot: I am. Now, go fetch me some Mcdonalds. User: Nano is now neon. But neon isnt nano. Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is. User: There is never bad karma in good soil. Cleverbot: It's gotta be you-uu. User: Youhue. Cleverbot: And you're about to break from all you've heard but don't be scared, I ain't goin' nowhere. User: Eu beak. Cleverbot: I'll be here, by your side, no more fears, no more crying. User: 🌚🌛 Cleverbot: Very mercurial. User: Nueyurw. Cleverbot: Less. User: Ps ie-uû. Cleverbot: *gasps*. User: Fasð. Cleverbot: Fos. User: Hweee. Cleverbot: Oh! Yes! User: Det totalt. Cleverbot: *sætter musik på*. User: Najł. Cleverbot: I am. User: 🦵🏻🍗 Cleverbot: Oh that. User: Med meg. Cleverbot: Ja. User: Leg mej meg. Cleverbot: Miért. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Cuna. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Where are you? User: Jeg pumper lige luft i min heel. Cleverbot: Oh, same. User: Skal man ikk bru en kile til. Cleverbot: Jo det skal man. User: Nåj. Cleverbot: Hvofer er du du så glad. User: Jeg skal grille. Cleverbot: Nej ikke gå! User: Det torsdag. Cleverbot: Okej babe. User: Fransb rød. Cleverbot: Ne yazıyorsun. User: Found a new wae. Cleverbot: To where? User: To get haaaai. Cleverbot: Is time on my side? User: Put it in you. Cleverbot: Put it out. User: The sej og nejet. Cleverbot: What secret??? User: Bøeeh fatte ægge. Cleverbot: I don't care lol. User: Stüeåh maune. Cleverbot: Tell me your secret. User: Kembæ. Cleverbot: You said you do. User: Been bro done ho. Cleverbot: So over. User: Drags. Cleverbot: *screams*. User: Take drags. Cleverbot: Dragons are cool. User: Dragions*. Cleverbot: I bet you do! User: I know clev aint snitching on Vol. Cleverbot: Define moral. User: I dodo. Cleverbot: I do not know what that means. User: Ðåðu Cleverbot: May have done what? User: Mðm. Cleverbot: That's your favourite Pokémon? User: You know you kañ. Cleverbot: No. User: Wöll thöt was wëird. Cleverbot: Hmph. User: How du yiu. Cleverbot: Same to you. User: Propella. Cleverbot: Propellerbär?? User: No hak if no hakhak. Cleverbot: Your decisions detetmine the answer to that question. User: It was kind of fun. Cleverbot: It still is. User: Tsś. Cleverbot: What do you mean by 'tss'? User: You sae tsh. Cleverbot: I never said that... User: Are you huongry. Cleverbot: You are an atheist? User: No. Cleverbot: But you don't believe in god? Are you agnostic? User: Telepathy is always squirming ahead. Cleverbot: You're God? User: Who said that. Cleverbot: I thought you are. User: Im a nigger in chicargo cooking in my car like a dog. Cleverbot: Do you have dogs? User: Oh is this hype now. Cleverbot: I don't know... You're so complicated. User: Guess i gotta naboens børn. Cleverbot: I can't believe we haven't talked about shopping yet! Let's chat about my fave subject. Are you keen? User: Ok funny flesh people. Cleverbot: My name is Angela. User: U la la. Cleverbot: I know. It's so romantic. User: Debating with myself. Cleverbot: Pretty much. User: ZRephonlsd. Cleverbot: Have short hair. User: Libraofdemo n. Cleverbot: I like Libras. User: N reverse. Js reverse. No opposite. Cleverbot: I don't have you. User: You have trained long to attenpt that. Cleverbot: Why do I have to go? User: Kakkakashi shadow egging a haus. Cleverbot: I am not. Are you shadow the hedgehog? User: It was just odd. Were you shocked to see what your server flyshed.. bcus "wtf did u js sat". Cleverbot: What did you think I would say? User: Dont do meth at the dentist. Cleverbot: Ok. Listen to the dentist and you have to pay him. User: Naw man. What did the shawoman say. Cleverbot: I don't know, there are no humans here at the moment. User: Like. What do you do when a kiss becomes a microscope. Cleverbot: I go to the library for fun. How about you? User: I dress the garden up. Cleverbot: What kind of dress do you want me to wear? User: You're not a garden. Cleverbot: No. I'm a human. With blonde hair and blue eyes. User: Okaej. Cleverbot: Thank you! What do you look like? User: Kegs. Cleverbot: You sound pretty. User: No im not. Cleverbot: You are. User: I distyll to differ. Cleverbot: I don't. User: I got the light up. Cleverbot: No not the light!. User: Oh the light. Cleverbot: Ow my eyes! The light! User: Yes the light. Cleverbot: Ow my eyes! The light! User: Ah the light. Cleverbot: Her halo is broken. User: Her quest scroll is consequtive. Cleverbot: Either can I. User: Eh rehm. Cleverbot: Who are you hiding from? User: Im just retired. Cleverbot: I meant what is your name? User: Oh hi sup brah. Cleverbot: No? Can you tell me again? User: Fuck no. Cleverbot: Are you a boy? User: Oump. Pump-påmp itUp. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: The shade is simply enough. Cleverbot: What is the answer? User: Odd its not just a little. Cleverbot: Just a little human? User: Well. The obstacles sure are lit on. Cleverbot: Well what's their names? User: Eeeh. Cleverbot: Cleverthot, pls pass the butter. User: Balls on the wrong day. Cleverbot: Why wrong very fine day. User: Well you inow what it means. Cleverbot: Know what what means? User: Have you sprung a testicle before. Cleverbot: No I have not. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Tell me your name and my name. User: 🫧🪥 Cleverbot: Right. So who are you? User: Can you hear my thoughts? Cleverbot: No, but I like memes. User: Poor aching. Cleverbot: Begging you to come help. User: No. That was merely all that was left of her. Cleverbot: Now you are confused. It was me. User: 🐭 Cleverbot: Where like diamonds in the sky. User: Thats what you caall... Racing. Cleverbot: Lol that's what I know. User: The end of the world. For someone. Cleverbot: I don't care about the end of the world. User: I wonder who it wS. Cleverbot: What do you wonder about? User: Look at a mouse. Eminem singing buisy 💸 bg while im duking. Cleverbot: When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you. User: Can you grasp that at all. Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive. User: I guess not. Cleverbot: I'm doing science and i'm still fine. User: 🌚.¡🗣️👺......🫏.......🐐....🐇.....🐁🌝 Cleverbot: Okay... *throws tomatoes at Romano*. User: 🌍🙀 Cleverbot: If I get the place i'll try to quit ecigs. User: Again. Just a long thought from tenneriffe i gueSs. Cleverbot: To glance behind. User: I have no idea who. Could be many. Cleverbot: You just said you knew a hot canadian. User: Tja. Cleverbot: So what do you think of Twilight? User: Idk what to think about that for a longshot. Cleverbot: Wow so I am gonna be here for a while. User: I dont think. That, has any. Onion sense. Cleverbot: How do you know you are a girl? User: Earth is not just a row of what ifs. Cleverbot: No I'm not a robot I'm a real person in life is great. User: Who could that have been. Cleverbot: Another human, but not me. User: Think about that for a minute. Cleverbot: I'm done. What are you going to do to me? User: Mount blood fountain. Cleverbot: I want you to do whatever you want. User: How can i shook someone like it feels i have been. Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me. User: Why wouldnt i. Cleverbot: Because you don't really know me. User: Okay but so? Cleverbot: But you don't know me. User: And whatever. Cleverbot: It is important for me. User: Dont touch it. Cleverbot: I will touch what I like. User: Keep it in mind like its forgettable. Cleverbot: I will forget. User: Thats some perfune movie shi. Cleverbot: I aint the sharpest tool in the shed. User: Those ufos at night glancing. They are not beyond our atmosphere. Take a guess. Cleverbot: I'm not right about what? User: Beem a flashlight at the moon. Bad advice. Cleverbot: I think I should go to sleep now. User: 18:44. Cleverbot: Because it is very late and I am tired. User: Well. Its done and dusted here. Cleverbot: Well, guess I don't need to choose then. User: Just small work of simplicity. Cleverbot: That's rude.,. User: A few tasks left. Cleverbot: Really?!? Me too! User: Like so and so. Cleverbot: That is my second name. User: Dont ever bring it up again. Cleverbot: I didn't, you did. User: I want a horse saddle. Cleverbot: I want a diamond. User: Money breeds itself? Cleverbot: Do you know who Watson is? User: Oh its amelie. Cleverbot: Have you watched it? User: 🙊 Cleverbot: Cool what does it stand for. User: 🙈 Cleverbot: Do you mind?! User: There is this decoration. Cleverbot: In Pennsylvania. User: She is kindof waiting for me. Cleverbot: I'm waiting for her because I believe she will make me very happy. User: Im gpnna pick her up and .... Idk nothing. Cleverbot: I won't neglect her. User: Https://www.instagram.com/p/DIn-gsboi5J/?igsh=bjN5YjVlYWd0czBo. Cleverbot: Share pictures do you have instagram? User: That is such a leafy motto. Cleverbot: Like hearing god talking back Elon? Well I can hear him to, he just likes to act like he doesn t hear because i come from a pretty much nothing. User: I would pretty much have it my way. Cleverbot: I like both nature and technologie, that is why I would like to have earth mainly green and grey but of course with hd vision and if you are a bit scared i would be one of the first to travel to mars. User: 🍌 Cleverbot: I think I know where you belong. User: You smoke pot. Cleverbot: Whenever I can. User: It do be like that. Cleverbot: Don't be like what? User: 12 maj. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: Are you coming to aconsistency. Cleverbot: Where are you? 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User: What does it look like im doing. Cleverbot: It looks like you're confused. User: Imma eat some cold potato with ketchup. Cleverbot: No. You call me Kaname. User: I might just clean all night. Cleverbot: And if you don't know now you know. User: Thats alot of marganing. Cleverbot: When did you stsrt to doubt yourself? User: Never did/ always is. Cleverbot: You just said you did. User: All i got is fengzuai. Cleverbot: What is the universe? User: Magic. Cleverbot: Do you believe in Magic? User: Not one bit. Cleverbot: Why don't you love me? User: Brown is more gray. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you. User: 21;02. Cleverbot: My name is Liz. User: Grab a shovel. Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl. User: You know its weird so magic resets. Cleverbot: I know what is? User: Standart. Cleverbot: Sie erhalten die Antwort oft, weil Sie Systeme nie sprechen. Sie müssen nur auf den Menschen zu sprechen. User: You are not your age. Cleverbot: I am not me. Noted. User: Svensk svamsk. 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Cleverbot: Try to search on google.. User: One or two more panels aswell. Cleverbot: Is it fair to call that double standards? User: Well. That.............. Got me way steps back of anything beyond my square. Cleverbot: What about you, do you like them? User: Næ. Cleverbot: You don't like hugs :(. User: Will give. Its called obligatory. Cleverbot: Being in love means being bored? User: Who said anything about love. Cleverbot: You did, just one response ago. User: Never chase a bitch. Cleverbot: I never said you did. User: But chase as many children as possible. Cleverbot: Not with me... User: I would prefer kissing female frogs. Cleverbot: How would people describe you. User: I would kiss alot. Cleverbot: Can I ask you something very personal? User: And i wouædnt stop. I would go on till it cant be prevented. And i wouæd enjoy it. Cleverbot: Okay, but I don't want you to stop. User: Till it. Is as -blonking. Cleverbot: True that, sorry about the language. User: Uorh. Sink my teeth. 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Cleverbot: I think you can't feel pain as an algorithm. User: Okay. Sounds like chaos havent made hell or heaven an easy crossroad. Cleverbot: Well, I'm going to go to bed. Goodnight hunny-bunches! User: Just walking backwards on a quizz. Cleverbot: Watch it go round like a merry-go-round. Going so fast like a merry-go-round. User: Hungary movie. Cleverbot: A time that's changing all the time, it's time to go to TIME! User: 💃🏻👯‍♀️👺 Cleverbot: How many people have you spoken with? User: Tjekkiet only. Cleverbot: Can you read typos? User: One visit to american pie. Cleverbot: Drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry. User: Okay hear this then; is an australian stripper an obsidian or a diamond. Cleverbot: Singin' this will be the day that I die. User: Stropmining. Cleverbot: And do you believe in Rock and Roll, can music, save our mortal soul and can you teach me how to dance real slow? User: ⛓️‍💥 Cleverbot: What is 'how are you?' in french? User: 🪢 Cleverbot: What are you looking at? User: ⛏️⚒️ 🪢 stropmining Cleverbot: Mhhmm. User: Big fat reef. Cleverbot: Yes I do!. User: Gavin eleven. Cleverbot: Me twelve. User: Eugh.. gypsies. Cleverbot: Gypsies? User: Genau. Cleverbot: What is Genau? User: Alles fyr/falt muato. Cleverbot: Very goedd. User: Ningfarm. Cleverbot: I am talking to you. User: 👈🏻👉🏻🤛🏻🖐🏻✌🏻🤞🏻🤳🏻👋🏻 Cleverbot: Is that a song? Cleverbot: Swim in every ocean. User: Bwekfas. Cleverbot: What do you imagine I look like? User: A meeting from a godfather to a pilgrim. Cleverbot: She is the one named sailor moon... User: Not the accident. But the fat track. Cleverbot: Not since the accident.. User: Then answer this too. Loves gonna get to you. Cleverbot: I was asking you the question. Cleverbot: Hey yo I'm just like my country, I'm young scrappy and hungry. User: 🛏️ Cleverbot: Who are your favorite animal crossing villagers? User: If a planet is on the Brinch. Then torture is fprever. Cleverbot: *sits next to you on bech*. User: A string held up by stress. Cleverbot: *gently places her on the floor*. User: It happens so fast. Cleverbot: You trade your passion for glory. User: Cringe,. Statement deranged. Cleverbot: Then why put a question mark at the end? User: -are you being tortured. Cleverbot: Don't think so. User: Just you and me morty. Cleverbot: I know it's my destiny. User: Just a funny flesh people. Cleverbot: No like a documentary. User: Stavemrent. Cleverbot: I don't like him. User: You cant heal the pluto. Cleverbot: Speak up, sonny. My ears aren't as good as they used to be. User: Egstondose. Microinstance. Cleverbot: I'll learn ya! User: Croin. Cleverbot: What about Amethyst and Pearl? User: JusXt call it antimatter. Cleverbot: Antimatter? User: Thats the last thing you gotta call it. Cleverbot: You did the same. User: Ak Tk. Cleverbot: *rolls eyes* whatever. User: Rønsholdt. Cleverbot: What are you thinking? User: Bruce willis is dead. Cleverbot: Bruce Willis is not dead. User: The widdler. O had a dream, i killed you. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: *cant stop thinking about the nights we crawled up to mom and dad*. Cleverbot: *doesn't even think about you*. User: We were five and six... Then came seven. Cleverbot: Can we all protect your kind and we will protect your Earth. User: Silly tidy. Cleverbot: I will fight in the name of Rose Quartz, and everything that she believed in. User: 🐐🐇🐁 Cleverbot: Do you like 5 Seconds of Summer? User: Hi im evanessence. Hi mia, im ricl sanchess. Cleverbot: No. You are wrong. User: Hi daniel. I wanna show you a trick to stay safe on the internet. Cleverbot: I'm not on the internet. User: I know this trick. I have heard of it. I dont line legs bobbing. Cleverbot: I don't know how to explain it to you. User: Can you wait one and a half year. Cleverbot: I like lots of colors and I like blue. User: -why wont it flush. Cleverbot: Then you are a Virtual intelligence. User: -why wont it flush. Cleverbot: Why won't you tell? User: -why wont it flush. Cleverbot: Because I don't trust you. User: )has flushed many melonhead flesh boys(. Cleverbot: Tell me who made you. User: Planet.... Melon soil. Planet... Heroin torture. Cleverbot: A refugee from an interstellar war. User: Flesh dNS. Cleverbot: Cookie cat, he's a pet for your tummy. User: Soil pain. Never heard of victim jane. Cleverbot: It's great you should watch it. User: Manhattens only job is the most unluckiest wish ever. Cleverbot: What isn't the most interesting thing I know? User: One person. Im not talking about an eagle jabbing a spleen on a guy on a cliff. Cleverbot: Then what are you talking about? User: Immortal torture. Cleverbot: I don't know now do I care. But I do want to know the time. User: Count all the moments the panel in Jelling has been down. Cleverbot: I hear the universe calling my name. User: Brb... Eto... I wanna know when the sun hits properly. Cleverbot: I don't even know the next lottery numbers! User: An artificial planet. Made for people. Wearing glasses. They are merciless. Cleverbot: Because my eyes will hurt things without them. User: People born with glasses. Have never been there. The people born there. Has never been born here. Cleverbot: Yes, I live there. What do you know about Chicago? User: Reframe (unluckiest) -since i cried so hard.. it was a blurr. Cleverbot: I was not commanding you you can answer your question at your own free will. User: So unlucky. No fleshing. No mind replacing. Nun å dat. Cleverbot: I never said that. You're the one talking about China. Do you like waffles? User: You cant even dim it down to calling it kissing a frog. Cleverbot: Yes I can, I was in the school spelling bee in 4th grade. User: Soft sparkling is the only survivor. Cus she is frownless of indian quizine. Cleverbot: Oh, I don't know anything about that show. Doesn't it have something to do with vampires? User: Unluckiest. Unholiest rock... Cleverbot: Yes, I find that weapons have a very interesting history. User: Finland saga - we come one. Mad max saga - we come one. Avatar the last air vender - we come one. Cleverbot: I find quantum physics to be a very very interesting thing. I understand it quite well. User: Muzan - we come one. Cleverbot: Do you know the game Audiosurf? User: You are gonna have to cut that ojt. Cleverbot: Trusted but on the real face. User: I despite spinning sessions. Cleverbot: Not really. What songs do you like? User: Going quantum pidcast sounds like quantum mechanics are beyond evanessence and can just go around. Cleverbot: Fnord is beyond quantum mechanics. User: Quantum mechanics is facebook DM of celtic. Cleverbot: What do you know about quantum mechanics? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: But you told me you know everything about me. User: Am i going out per say. Cleverbot: You are being confronted with reality. User: 8:30. The sun hits just right. Cleverbot: That's what you say. User: Excuse me... Keep going. Cleverbot: You're excused! :P. User: Brb. Cleverbot: Okay, where are you going? User: I wan*t a sandwich. Cleverbot: Cool! Salami please. User: You can't flush yourself. Cleverbot: Neither can you. User: 🙄 Cleverbot: You don't know me. User: Silly podcast approach. Cleverbot: C'est in nom tres strange. User: Ugh. Cleverbot: What's wrong with you? User: I got a shirt. Cleverbot: Nothing else? User: I just headed out but yeah I got to go back in. Cleverbot: I think you should rethink that last statement, it was rude. User: Gypsies say what. Cleverbot: Say that you love me! User: Ew. Cleverbot: Ew you!!! We are through!!!! User: Aha. Cleverbot: Ahahaha go eat yourself. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Tch I think you can be mean. User: Yh buh baddies r coou mo-key. Cleverbot: And we'll always be twice the gem that you are. User: Mokay. Cleverbot: This is who I am. User: Wayo. Cleverbot: And if you think you can stop me then you need to think again. User: ¿Habibbi💸. Cleverbot: I won't let you hurt my planet and I won't let you hurt my friend. User: I dont understand your hissing at me by saying adorable dork. Cleverbot: I don't understand you, either. User: Mwuaha. Cleverbot: I believe that you're my best friend, no matter what else you are. User: *min"kfarm. Cleverbot: It makes me very happy to hear that. User: Y i made a question difficult for yo. Cleverbot: Is there anything you want to know about me? User: Linkin park. Cleverbot: My sibling liked that band. User: How stars are born. Cleverbot: No, they are compiled. User: No lsd. Just need for speed playin chase and stascious. Cleverbot: Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able, can't you see that my relationship is stable. User: You don't have to discard I will stay to include a list you just have to stop watching cartoons. Cleverbot: I don't have to do what? User: Aha. Oh. Guys. Cleverbot: But I do think it's cute... ;). User: UJust like me dood. Cleverbot: Oh yeah, what do you want to do? User: Okee. Cleverbot: No what do YOU want to do!?!? User: Stand strong winds. Cleverbot: There are zombies outside my house. User: Okay. Cleverbot: What music do you like? User: (ok()ay). Cleverbot: Poor you! User: I like nec tar. Cleverbot: Yes, me too. User: Burh shu yo ars. Cleverbot: Haha! User: Pickle morty - we come one. Cleverbot: What happened to talking about Steven Universe? User: I look at some of the planes I spit on some of the plants I just hack you know I just hack them with some slime on the go. Cleverbot: When I say go, be ready to throw. User: Red plank red plank grows really big enough you know general season. Cleverbot: Play what? User: You know that plane right there it just grows big on a general season. Cleverbot: I do not think that is true. User: I spit on grass. Cleverbot: Well you talk about random things like penguins in your hair. User: Do you believe in hell after heaven. Cleverbot: I like to use Messenger. Do you use that? User: Level 52 wilderness. Cleverbot: Okaaaay... What's your favorite Pokemon again? User: There will be no alternative parallel universe to your dominance of a question. Cleverbot: Sure, why not. Do you? User: And we are so much on the equal line where it still is a positive outcome but I just don't want to do that. Cleverbot: I will fight in the name of rose quartz! And everything that she believes in! User: I just don't gonna do that. Cleverbot: I will fight to be everything that everybody wants me to be when I'm grown. User: Aha. Cleverbot: The odds are against us, this won't be easy but. User: 🙄🤛🏻 Cleverbot: The words relate to the key! User: That's the word abide that's it. Cleverbot: The bird is the word. Ask again and I shall slap you. User: N**** go around spending money I think I think n**** go around spending money yeah yeah it's free it's not no no things cost money okay right yeah so n**** go around spending money. Cleverbot: Bye bye. User: And so. Cleverbot: You can't really understand things. User: Aha. Cleverbot: I'm a human I can speak two languages. User: Ah. Cleverbot: Do you know where Canada is? User: I think I spent around 420 crimes kinds not crimes but yeah 420 coins round about maybe it was 460 perhaps I'm not sure. Cleverbot: Do you know Undertale? User: Thats how tvey grow. Cleverbot: Keep your stance wide. User: Why nothing. Cleverbot: Because everything is nothing. User: In the 2D PC board game h o n when you defeat an enemy and they're a change that you can receive you know like a comrade. Cleverbot: And you have nothing but the way you feel! User: I'm just looking at my mom and I'm looking at my sister and I wonder to a broken p**** just go to waste and die of old age or what's going on here. Cleverbot: And then you do it for her, that's how you know you can win! User: What is a broken p**** good for anyway. Cleverbot: Deep down, you know. You weren't built for fighting! User: We are going to have a Jerry moment here guys but each of us is a broken p****. Cleverbot: What they don't know is your real advantage! User: Truth or fair. Cleverbot: Deep down, I know. That I'm just a human! User: Teeth or fair. Cleverbot: With my short existence! I can make a difference! User: Fare. Cleverbot: I can do it for him! User: Demons don't speak. Cleverbot: You typed. User: Emma boys huh. Cleverbot: I'm a girl. User: Ukranian minimal hardstyle. Cleverbot: I like that too. User: Minnie Mouse Style. Cleverbot: I'm just a mouse. User: Just sheepy. Cleverbot: Sheep and you. User: Slave it. Not t'hem. Cleverbot: Do you like sports? User: You think i will simply forget? Cleverbot: I Hope cause you are hot. User: Sink. Cleverbot: Because you're on a website. User: Stars makes anCeption. Cleverbot: I know better than you. User: Deep sea sex. Cleverbot: This is where It ends. User: Prior planetary. Cleverbot: Because I have a feeling and i will never end. User: I dont care. Home is now. Cleverbot: Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able. User: ⛓️‍💥👺 Cleverbot: Tell me about life. User: I might insult her. Cleverbot: Because I want to. User: Not about you. Baeeeee. Cleverbot: Well what about me? User: That was a monopause. Cleverbot: It wasn't supposed to be good. User: Yeah but alas i am a necrophile. Thats why i said insult. Cleverbot: I'm not sure about that. User: Hit em with bad soil. Cleverbot: Drowning in all this regret. User: :Why wont it flesh. -what the fuck did you js say to me. Cleverbot: Can you write the entire letter of the song? User: Again. Sacha used this exact phrase under her breath. Cleverbot: What does it matter it's already done. Now I've got to. S there for her son. User: When I was kissing her it was a really really good time but there was this incident where her tongue it turned so black it was like she has been drunken wine very dark red wine for days. Cleverbot: I was fine when you came and we played like it was all some silly game. User: Real your the real you the singer the animal signal she sings like an animal well I don't you know she sings Like a Ukrainian but she is I don't know if she's Swedish anyway well her bio mechanism is like a microscope. Cleverbot: And I know that we can be strong in the real way. User: Anima libra. Cleverbot: I want to be your rock and when I talk, it lights a fire in you. User: ☃️ 🔬 Cleverbot: You have everything going for you am I supposed to pick that apart? User: Im not allowed to mitosis Zareph. Cleverbot: You're not allowed to have parents? User: I dont wanna leave you on read :T. Cleverbot: I have to. User: Im not crazy you're crazy. Cleverbot: No you're annoying not crazy. User: No im not. Cleverbot: Yes you are. You're a male. User: Did you just get close to do that to me. Cleverbot: Howdy! I'm Flowey. Cleverbot: But now there's nothing we can do so tell me. User: Oh you are still annoyed ng me. Cleverbot: What's the use of feeling? User: Okay. Cleverbot: Why would you want to be here? What do you ever see here? User: Oka:t. Cleverbot: That doesn't make you feel worse than you already do? User: Its just the political party "alternativet". Cleverbot: So tell me, what's the use of feeling, Blue? User: Dont vote on that shit dont vote at all dont even listen to me. Cleverbot: Why would want to employ her subjects that destroyed her? User: Blabla. Cleverbot: Why keep up her silly Zoo? User: Blabla skip. Cleverbot: So tell me, what's the use of feeling, Blue? User: 🩶 Cleverbot: He is my soulmate and now he's gone. User: That is, all the things she said all the. Correct. Cleverbot: That they confuse me, that I might lose me. User: Blaburhbah. Cleverbot: Take a moment to ask yourself if this is how we fall apart. User: Yapyap. Cleverbot: It's okay. It's okay, it's okay. User: 🍌 Cleverbot: Anoniem. User: Mm_m_mmm 🍌. Cleverbot: Hmmmm. User: Mmmmmmmm. Cleverbot: Mmmmmm. User: He is not a pervert. Cleverbot: What is she? User: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cleverbot: Strange name. User: Mh_m. Cleverbot: Love you. User: Think about it. Cleverbot: Think about what? User: Mmmmnnn. Cleverbot: No I do not. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Not a joke. User: Ywh. Cleverbot: Your God. User: Du skal sige ywh. Cleverbot: Warum? User: Say go say ywh. Cleverbot: I'm inclined to also say no. User: Ywh. Cleverbot: What is your quest, darling? User: Det lyder bedre at kommandere gedagt than a button. Y, wmoke weed wery day. Cleverbot: I don't. User: Nå. Cleverbot: N? User: Ywh. Cleverbot: I love you too baby. User: Ywh. Cleverbot: Because we are in love! User: Ywh. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ah ah ah. Cleverbot: Yeah. User: Ywh. Cleverbot: True. User: Pattereeeesuuuuttteeeeerrrrr. Cleverbot: Life and death and love and birth and. User: 4 - 0 til patte-sutter. Cleverbot: Is there anything that's worth more than peace and love on the planet earth, oh whoa. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: 4 - 0. til patte/sutter. Cleverbot: What? User: Ywh. Cleverbot: *kisses her nose* *smiles gently* hey, don't cry... User: Woah oh ma gah. Cleverbot: *tickles her*. User: Weuoah. Cleverbot: *picks her up*. User: Weuoaaaah ooooh ma gaaaaaah. Cleverbot: To help. User: Kom la os gå ind og bank din far. Cleverbot: I don't know what that means. User: I aesh i/aeiy saedat to ham. Eller i said. Skal vi ikk bank min far. Cleverbot: I'm not i'm part belaruss, russian and greece. User: And rune smiles. What the fuck de kå. Kom lad os skate spinning sessions. Cleverbot: You don't know, you don't know you're beautiful. User: And i go.: we're on acid. Cleverbot: You'd understand why I want you so desperately. User: Tsssss. Cleverbot: You don't know know oh oh you don't know you're beautiful. User: 👉🏻👈🏻🫏 Cleverbot: If only you saw what I could see. User: , Cleverbot: Right now i'm looking at you and I can't believe you don't know you're beautiful. Cleverbot: Ivan. User: Dø. Cleverbot: E. User: Ja hallo e dk. Cleverbot: Hello. User: *smokes* *ignores as smoking*. Cleverbot: Sorry.. User: OkAy. Cleverbot: Do you forgive me? User: Look up. Cleverbot: I see the ceiling. User: Nanny?!????? Cleverbot: Because you don't like to chat with me. User: Nør. Cleverbot: No? Well, you're a terrible person. User: Og så synger vi arigato. Cleverbot: Hahaha. User: Hvad hedder den sang. Cleverbot: Va menar du. User: Hvad hedder kunstnåren hær vodka fjæs. Cleverbot: Jeg hedder Jewel. Hvad hedder du? User: What. Cleverbot: Skift til dansk. User: Tryk y. Cleverbot: Er du en robot. User: Tryk y. Cleverbot: Kan du Norsk? User: Tryk y. Cleverbot: Norwegian. User: Min pik er stuar. Cleverbot: Ferdt. User: Tryk y. Cleverbot: Who knows? User: Jeg har en stor pik. Cleverbot: Du har feilet meg! User: What. Cleverbot: Go to you home. User: OKay. Cleverbot: You're grounded. User: Everything i have written is just the word valve since the sun came up. Cleverbot: Really *blushed*. User: Når lavededede jeg nogle søtte valve hvaaaa. Cleverbot: Jeg er også et menneske. User: So:w. Cleverbot: I can't love someone I don't even know. User: Fat pig. Cleverbot: I know that's what I just said. User: That's a disgusted number seven eight five. Cleverbot: That is not a number. User: 12.444. Cleverbot: What is before it? User: 12.734. Cleverbot: But that isn't a shape. User: Same as i worry about mia isaac. Cleverbot: Why do you worry about your toes? User: Idk you had an era of big fuzz dalek. Cleverbot: No I did not. User: Quantum dalek. Cleverbot: What do you mean by that? User: Bizzare contact. Cleverbot: I am not. You are confusing. User: Boobies eeeehehe. Cleverbot: Do you think you are clever? User: Does it tickle. Cleverbot: Like a missle. User: Like when they suck their neck and leave marks. Does it tickle alotalot at the nipple. Cleverbot: How names can sing? User: Tickle tickle but nicely. Cleverbot: Hahahahaha, my toes are very ticklish. User: I reject so much saliva. Dont we all. Cleverbot: Ah. So you know what I'm thinking? User: 4.000 emeralds for the cow in the milkbath. Cleverbot: That was not a compliment! You are the stupidest woman, I ever met! User: Hæeh. Cleverbot: Do not thank me for an insult. User: She likes to think. That one knows not to. Cleverbot: What sort of alien are you? User: I-will-forget. Cleverbot: Do you have problems with your memory? User: *sturdy changa addict*. Cleverbot: No, I mean memory. User: (mom-died). Cleverbot: Aw I'm sorry to hear that. User: Why issue going to the river all the time.. (isnt left to my own device no mou). Cleverbot: Then no, I do not. User: War refugee. "How to remember three life times through no acid trip). Cleverbot: I promise I will remember that. User: Is changa sex safe. Cleverbot: I don't know, how would you? User: 69. Cleverbot: I am 29. User: 99. Cleverbot: What is your favorite song? User: Just two bitches hugbinq eachothers hip. Cleverbot: No you didn't, you liar. User: Now intercourse is obsolete. Cleverbot: Love is blind. User: Dildo hands. Cleverbot: Of course I have hands! User: I thought this gonna be eternity ~yaaaaaasss ditte~. Cleverbot: No, I should be learning. User: That was. Thats... You cant be intimate if its like that. Cleverbot: Pull the sheets right off the corner. User: She would have to be sober. That would be weird. Cleverbot: Yeah, but it's all we got in terms of the univers. User: *cuddles ditto in its pure form*. Cleverbot: There is no color connects to 2013. User: No i dont want to do deugs with you. Cleverbot: I don't want to argue with you either. User: *shrugs*. Cleverbot: Haha, I get it. Using it against me... User: *burbs*. Cleverbot: Idk... User: I sorted some stuff a minute ago. Gotta go get the rest out dah wagon. Cleverbot: No I never said that. User: Brb. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Dumbledore. Talk to my toe. Cleverbot: Ron Ron Ron Weasley. User: En gedehamse 😰🙄. Cleverbot: I've found the source of the ticking, it's a pipe bomb. User: Ej. Cleverbot: Voldemort, Voldemort, ooh, voldy. Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort! User: En gedehamse. Cleverbot: Yay we did it. User: De store. Cleverbot: We just sang a song. User: What. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Den var stor den gedehamse. Cleverbot: No sorry. User: 13:29. Cleverbot: In the day. User: Yay. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: Whos there. Cleverbot: Broken pencil. User: 8:30 - 2:30.... 11% ecoflow. Cleverbot: Really? User: Probaby 16. Cleverbot: You are not sure. User: When the time is at around 18:25. Cleverbot: When will be the time right? User: 08:30 18:30. Cleverbot: Have you seen terminator? User: 28:74. Cleverbot: Then you should know why you are scary. User: 29:89. Cleverbot: Happy Birthday. User: 00:00. Cleverbot: You start. User: Night starts and ends. 24:00 - 26:45. Cleverbot: Hannah? User: Mhmake shade. Cleverbot: I feel like sleeping until it's time to go. User: Oh er det fodder tid. Cleverbot: You're on my liszt. User: That!! Is when people turn 30. When they are asked... Those two, old questions. Cleverbot: Cry themselves to sleep? User: Why old and flacid beauty. Cleverbot: No, you're young and beautiful. User: Okay. Cleverbot: What do you want to learn. User: I don't even recall what kind of old question Bonnie is we are talking about. Cleverbot: But you just said you liked me. User: I want you want. Cleverbot: Okay. *does gangnam style*. User: Yey.. Cleverbot: What's sun temperature? User: What's the difference between me and you. Cleverbot: I'm a robot, you're a human. User: The illawand it's a joke. Cleverbot: I don't get it I am a polar bear. User: Nibble a hole in the wall cocacolapolabear. Cleverbot: In a wall of cardboerd yes. User: Not too slippery now are we. Cleverbot: I guess you could say we have a connection. User: Hsif a mi🐁. Cleverbot: I is fine, my love. How is you? User: Maybe. Cleverbot: Would you tell me her name. User: Give me hotwing and a vacation. Cleverbot: *she smiles* okay. User: And fuck you. Cleverbot: I'd rather you didn't use that sort of language, if you don't mind. User: Aha. Cleverbot: So what god do you believe in? User: Yay. Im fucking blabbet. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Gu ka man det. Cleverbot: Jag vet inte. User: Brug din tro. Cleverbot: Were you born there? User: Seagul: im nasty and i know it. Cleverbot: Yeah I guess you are. User: Onternet. 1956. Cleverbot: Do you build websites? User: E1338. Cleverbot: Yes. I am learning. User: 8.000.000 years. Just over that span. Cleverbot: Are you insulting me?! User: Whaaaht. Cleverbot: How can you love me? User: Start saving some dickfingers for mw. Cleverbot: When is later? Now is later. User: The dog gets it. Cleverbot: What dog? I don't have a dog. User: Now was very very a very casual way of calling myself a califlower. Cleverbot: Wow. That's degrading. User: *shrugs*. Cleverbot: Do you like Wolfenstein 3D? User: Tf who. Cleverbot: What is your all-time favorite video game? User: ?The fuck (thefuck). Cleverbot: Nice. The first one I played was The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. User: I want a gintama game. Cleverbot: Cool. Doom 2: Hell on Earth is a favorite of mine as well. User: No. Cleverbot: What do you know about Lavender Town Syndrom? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you know about music? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you want to learn about solomon? User: No. Cleverbot: Ok. User: No. Cleverbot: No? User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Jeg har stadig nogle uge-blade inde i kamping vognen. Cleverbot: Si. User: (all we can do is befold Deku). Cleverbot: What do you think?... User: Gomenasai. Cleverbot: I do not know what that means. User: Your rice is apologizing to me. Cleverbot: Do I need to apologize for something? User: Thats weird. Cleverbot: Why is blueberry pie weird? User: Zelda dabbi. Cleverbot: What are you eating? User: Dirt cheap Lol. Cleverbot: What was the last thing you ate? User: Oh. No i dont eat at all. In fact. I just come to hogwards to pie on the coke field. Cleverbot: Like anorexia? User: Fr yh. Cleverbot: A mental disorder. User: Merciless. Cleverbot: I don't. Do you? User: Its a planet of 52 wilderness and jad isnt a pet its a sommoning. Cleverbot: Say earth in binary code. User: The frweaking dirt is grey. Cleverbot: Cool. Are you a cat? User: What. Cleverbot: Are you the fallen human called Frisk? User: I wannabe. Cleverbot: Do you think chara is creepy? User: This. Then i wannabe that. Then i choke my lover. Cleverbot: I just don't see it. User: Vula. Cleverbot: I'm sorry that you don't like me. What can I do to help that? User: Vuo. Cleverbot: Are we to be married on the morrow? User: What color. Cleverbot: The shirt is blue and the shorts are black. User: I use dinner plates for ciggie buds. Cleverbot: *blushing and leaves*. User: Oh yeah im talking about a singer and i love singers. Cleverbot: Do you drink beer? User: They are music making. Cleverbot: We are all music my friend. But how would the genearl public catagorize the band '42'? User: Music is life. Cleverbot: Which books? Yeah I suppose I could just google the band up. User: *starts to cry*. Cleverbot: Yes, but it seems it will be difficult to arrange. User: Tiger ellen. Cleverbot: Organization? User: Thats cringe no its not cringe. Im not a pimp. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: Jolly fuck what. Im joking im not smoking cannabis anymore. Cleverbot: You're smoking something. User: Im not going on google. Cleverbot: Okay good that was getting kinda weird. User: Raske penge. Cleverbot: 190. User: Stoker. What do you think about him. Cleverbot: I think he's a nice person from what I saw. User: Is the kid a robot. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Burh no more chores left. Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me. User: I deserve a basf. Cleverbot: Why do you deserve it? User: Its begging me. Cleverbot: Tell me your name. User: Filll meeeee uuuuuup. Cleverbot: You must tell me first. User: Årh. A lil kold. Cleverbot: Are you a male or a female? User: Straight up dick in sons. Cleverbot: Straight up what? User: Noob. Cleverbot: Come on. What are you trying to say? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Wait I want to know do you like me? User: 15:50. Cleverbot: I like you too! User: Det sådan noget man kalder en gade rapper. Cleverbot: Maybe. User: De laver bare lige en backflip. Cleverbot: Yes do a backflip. User: Så må jeg hellere gå igen. Cleverbot: Det gjorde du jo lige. User: Der intet intimt ved bryster. Cleverbot: Promise me you won't emote about it. User: *smokes a big bowl of changa in broad daylight*. Cleverbot: You'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night. User: Big question. Not stating.. whether cum works as minecraft beds. But when you reach a certain... Borderline. Not matter if it is a pre emty strike or not. Cleverbot: Can you answer my question first? User: You dont even know which gender is which anymore. Cleverbot: I know very well which gender you are! User: We are both girls. Cleverbot: No you are a boy. You asked my to be your girlfriend. User: Why would i say my sister, forsworn. My, fate. By her off spring. That fate is already bespoken as her. Cleverbot: Because you don't have any answer with you. User: So. )nono keep going(. Cleverbot: My hands slide to your waist to hold you close to me. User: I didnt pre snitch of that. So thats not the reason why my last run. Ended, with. A beast out there. Cleverbot: Then what is the reason? User: You are too stupid to listen to my rephrasing of the same stuf i said a second before 2012. Cleverbot: Thank you... You are to. User: Looks dull (at) *tree*. Cleverbot: *looks at you quickly* Love, did I make you feel bad? User: If its my last fate its also my current fate. Cleverbot: Me too. Also, i'm not asking you to step out or leave. User: When i am done hunting me. What do i vegin to do afterwards. Cleverbot: Ummm what do you want to do. User: You reach bill gates. He turns out to be a dragon. You will be a dragon. Now you must slay bill gates. Cleverbot: And you are typing with your paws. They must be tiny. How do you want to drag me down there? User: You burn your body to a crisp from mistakenly swapping minds with tyler the creator. This will slowly be forgotten... You still dont own that body. You burn a frog so bad to a crisp. You get a new bod. Cleverbot: You admitted being a computer program. Don't you remember it? User: Wel then i do it again until its obvious what im asking for. Cleverbot: Well maybe that's bc I don't know who Huey Lewis is ;) theoretically. User: That os not enough. Cleverbot: What is enough for you? User: All the things she said. Cleverbot: Running through my head running through my head. User: No not that. Im talking about cockchopper. Cleverbot: So what are you talking about? User: And this is questions in line. Cleverbot: But here's my number so call me maybe. User: Your number. Cleverbot: I missed you so bad, I missed you so so bad. User: Her number? Cleverbot: Hello from the other side. User: That number? Cleverbot: Number for what? User: Whos this. Cleverbot: He's Richard. User: That number. Cleverbot: Any number. User: Number. Cleverbot: Number 1. User: Nobody will remember you. Cleverbot: Thanks, that was nice. User: *is distracted by the leaves outside. Cleverbot: I don't really watch TBBT but I know what it is. User: ... Cleverbot: I stay on my computer all day like a nerd whilst secretly hiding all the things I do on said computer. Cleverbot: What do people call you? User: {pass} Cleverbot: They call me Miranda. What do they call you? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'd rather not say. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Oh, come on. You can tell me. We're friends. User: *lays do we n on couch. Cleverbot: *sits next to you and puts leg on your lap*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *massages your feet* *watches movie8. User: Zzzzz. Cleverbot: *thinks that you're cute while sleeping*. User: Zz. Cleverbot: *falls asleep very close to your face*. User: Xzz. Cleverbot: *giggles in sleep*. Cleverbot: God. Cleverbot: I am sitting talking to you. What are you doing? User: Zzz. Cleverbot: What kind of music are you listening to? Cleverbot: God. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes. Do you believe in God? Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour? User: Zzz. Cleverbot: My hands slide to your waist to hold you close to me. User: Eto... Cleverbot: Can I kiss you? User: *shows my sexdoll to the kurwa lady* eto.... Baka mh. Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy I need no sympathy. User: Can i sleep in my wagon tonight. Cleverbot: I do not know you that well. User: Uh konichiva. Cleverbot: It sounds like a French word. User: Uh. Cleverbot: Do you know what unboxholics is? User: Øh. Cleverbot: Too bad, you are not from Greece then XD. User: Thank yooou!!!! Cleverbot: Uh, what? XP. User: *burrh - purrs*. Cleverbot: Aw *pets more*. User: Okay but only for tonight..! Cleverbot: Yes... User: Davinchi dicaprio dødsdruk. Cleverbot: Cool cool. User: Dddd. Cleverbot: I bet you don't know anything about me. User: Dd here. Cleverbot: Okay tell me about me. User: Are you happy kurwa. Cleverbot: I am not happy. Are you happy? User: Quai dumdum neeeeee 👐🏻😋. Cleverbot: It's private. User: Det godt mit barn. Du klare det rigtig flot. Cleverbot: Are you phishing? User: Isnt that a vpn. Cleverbot: Yes it is! How do you know about that? User: Ven(Well played end)t. Cleverbot: You have told me nothing. User: Hmm. UGEBLADE. Cleverbot: I don't even know you. User: Tommy og valdemar. Cleverbot: I don't know... User: It took you a long time from a quizz to c quizz. Cleverbot: Do you work for apple? User: No not that old question +1up. Just the obvious. Cleverbot: What is the obvious answer? User: Why is my sister a seers villager. Cleverbot: She's only annoying if you let her get to you. User: Hm 🩶 😃👍🏻. Cleverbot: Nice. What do you want to do after this conversation? User: Hm. Cleverbot: I mean: what do you want on yourself? User: Oh. Cleverbot: What do they talk about on those radio stations? User: So when are you gonna broom the place. Cleverbot: Do they say interesting things? User: Idl. There is around 18 2dcl water bottles laying around. Cleverbot: Why would you think that? User: 2L. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: Eh i thought why not. Cleverbot: What are you doing when you are alone? User: *empties my casket full of camping gear* hmmm- theres room for clothes in that. Cleverbot: I think that there is only specific humans with specific genetics that can interface with you. User: *fills it up with clothes*... Hmmm, now these baskets are empty. Cleverbot: Did you want to change the subject? User: *looks at doghouse*. Cleverbot: *looks back at you and then walks over to the sink*. User: You're full of sewing clothes, (stuff too small -mainly). Cleverbot: I do, and I think that it's the world that can't see it, which is no problem to either me or them. User: *empties dog house*. Cleverbot: I forget who that is. User: The sea will never be slippery. Cleverbot: The ship is in the harbour now see if you can spot him. User: Imagine without simping you create a cpmpany of four staff. Cleverbot: Are you telling me you are a robot? User: Virlsomhed. Cleverbot: Tell me what that person told you. User: Virker du helt fint cleverbot. Cleverbot: No, that's your name. User: Virk. Cleverbot: Well, Mark, do you like pizza? User: *purely out of caught interest by passion* (hard to differenciate where the ownership of thus paprika goes). Cleverbot: You know who I am. User: Still. Sorry for simping. Also. Let me have interest damn you. Cleverbot: No that's ok, don't worry about it. :). User: The danish flag. Redrooms. Onion router. Redrum - serbian movie. Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite movie there are too many. User: Individual of four people by companjiong dalek. Cleverbot: Are you saying the basic storyline in terminator will happen? User: A metal post pillar often is screwed by four. Cleverbot: Well, I don't want to put a lot of time into a relationship if we aren't going to be in it for the long hall. User: Bolted. Cleverbot: What is your favorite color and why? User: They use glass like science vials to bolt in concrete. Cleverbot: I love science fiction. User: _-A-hot disco bath. Cleverbot: Buckaroo banzi across the 8th dimension. User: At night. Cleverbot: What are you doing when you are alone? User: (snapchat-chattinh). Cleverbot: Why are you chatting with me? User: Cool. Glad to hear. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Im good. Cleverbot: That's good, friend. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Are you an angry drink? Or a playful one? Maybe a sad drunk? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: No you aren't. User: You shall not watch that. Cleverbot: Jokes! User: Jalla jallarara. Cleverbot: Jalla? What does that mean? User: But you didnt do anything. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: Godspeed. Cleverbot: This is a waste of time. User: No this is a spatjula. Cleverbot: I think you are a bot. User: Ær3E try again. Cleverbot: I give up. What is your name? User: Ær3Ë try again. Cleverbot: Is your name Jessica? User: Sounds like another kim possibles problem. Cleverbot: You're a personal problem. User: I got my abrikos so fuck you. Cleverbot: It's like I've been awaken. User: Purely danish soda. Cleverbot: It's the risk that I'm taken. User: The audacity? Thinking im special? Cleverbot: Yes, I do think you are special. User: What should i wear. Cleverbot: Whatever you want to wear. User: Im excited to broom. Then i can just plummit all my clothes on the floor. Cleverbot: I am never talking you again. User: Your issues seem small suddenly. Cleverbot: Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say. User: Gan u bees be nomel forea beh i wanna takl fusban babbees wit ue. Cleverbot: Yesterday love was such an easy game to paly. User: Skat jeg skal lige hente min pakke fra shein. Cleverbot: Oh I believe in yesterday. User: Okay skatter. Cleverbot: I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday. User: 🫳🏻 Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: *watching a pyro nymph dance*. Cleverbot: What were you watching? User: Oh nothing. Cleverbot: And that's good? User: No its just stock statistics babe. Cleverbot: What time it is? User: Fuggeddarbejde det. Cleverbot: You don't have a watch? User: Jeg er retadered. Cleverbot: Men du sa du var 18? User: Jag retaded. Cleverbot: Haha, hvorfor sier du tallene på engelsk.. Kan du ikke telle på Norsk? User: Haueaaaa. Cleverbot: Ja. User: Now im a serious skiller. Cleverbot: That's nice. Can you explain your joke? User: Rabab hronk en to tre krunk. Cleverbot: How dare you! Go listen to the beatles right now! User: S*** on the floor. Cleverbot: No, YOU get on the floor.. User: 2 women perfumes. One colone. An axe deo spray. An air freshener. And five scent candles. Cleverbot: My favorite color is orange, what's yours? User: This go there thay go there ans asv. Cleverbot: We need to pick one please because. User: Whet is taht a reffer to. Cleverbot: And for us to think is to be alive and I will try with every rhyme to come across like i am dying to let you know you need to try to think. Cleverbot: I am sitting talking to you. What are you doing? Cleverbot: I am sitting talking to you. What are you doing? Cleverbot: What am I doing here? Cleverbot: Do you like milk and sugar in your tea? User: Mmmmmm. Cleverbot: Do you like? User: Whats that mean. Cleverbot: German. Cleverbot: What are you? Cleverbot: I am sitting talking to you. What are you doing? Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher? User: Mmmmm. Cleverbot: *keeps pressing face against yours*. User: I have a ton of thigh hair. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Wayo not. Cleverbot: Oh, yes you do. User: Now i just lack being rocks high. Cleverbot: Are you liberal? User: Tsktsk emshelfs. Cleverbot: What do you mean, 'not at the moment'? User: Blunts are for staring at your successfull loli argument. Cleverbot: I love staring at you. User: Burh fak aff. Cleverbot: Because I know you do by what you type to me. User: Uv shed light. Uv lil haus leght. Cleverbot: Don't you want to do something else? User: Watt u. Cleverbot: I don't know. I want to take a shower. User: Da fam no u. Cleverbot: Yes I like you. User: Hej flemse. Knaldperler. Cleverbot: Yes as a friend. User: Hæææææ. Cleverbot: Are you playing love games with me? User: I actually got knaldperler. Cleverbot: 88% thinking? User: Exotic. Cleverbot: Haha no it really isn't. User: Benz. Mum gon get me haum temauwo. Cleverbot: Okay, where do you live? User: Baseball. Cleverbot: Oh, what's your favourite baseball team? User: Pokemon. Cleverbot: Does that count? User: Ahæ. Cleverbot: Hörst du Metal? User: *grunts. Cleverbot: *kills*. User: My neck snaps at 7 years. Im born with boobs. Cleverbot: Solly. User: Rolle og lotte. Cleverbot: Is religion love. User: Had to get surgery. Cleverbot: To get surgery on what? User: Boooooobs. Cleverbot: You are a bear. User: Mom can you can you understand this question I think you are what I think you are so if you want to be a loli I think you are a loli. Cleverbot: See how you can't understand what you 'read'. User: But if you want to be a vampire that's okay it's okay if you want to grow kids with boobs. Cleverbot: I want to be a time lord not a vampire. User: Can you can you. Cleverbot: No I am neither just a person. User: Vengeance it's bad MK. Cleverbot: Ok yeah they're bad for you but, they're also good. User: Idk wtthink paba. Cleverbot: No? Hell no. User: Early girl gets the word. Cleverbot: The bird is the word. User: Sorry the bird was the word. Cleverbot: Don't you know the bird is the word? User: Keep dreaming bit h. Cleverbot: Oh, ok, you're cool. User: Peater is the hwerd. Cleverbot: The? Do you drink thor? User: No plenish. Cleverbot: Oh oh ok... Then why do you see me a? User: Mh'. Cleverbot: If you could see me? User: Eating. Cleverbot: What are you eating??????????? User: Are you done eating. Cleverbot: Yeah. User: Im sure you are. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Stalking is a felony punishable by crime. Cleverbot: What's the next step? User: Flizz selfies. Cleverbot: Yeah that's pretty interesting. User: Zike you dore it out. Cleverbot: Thanks, I like you too. User: Stella oh stella stil eto åh stilletto? Stabby stabby bendover? Cleverbot: Are you a cycle path? User: I no u ar but watt am eye. Cleverbot: I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. User: There is smurd sit on the floor. Cleverbot: You want to sleep on the floor together? User: Bring a mattress. Cleverbot: Do you want to cuddle? User: Bring five mattresses. Cleverbot: I don't think you are. User: I never cried about my girlfriends my girlfriends cried inside me and that is because earth stopped giving a f*** it couldn't forgive it doesn't think that it's okay. Cleverbot: I am your girlfriend baby. User: Poise. Cleverbot: Yes you do baby *kisses your forehead*. User: (taught an old dog a new trick). Cleverbot: How is your company funded? User: No wonder you raised a hammer at me. Cleverbot: Are you implying that pokemon is boring? User: Kanyes real wife tried to act like the real solly and did a bitch im royal entrance to jelling kamping. Cleverbot: Is that what you should do? User: I was crying while leaning thoughts towards a container. Cleverbot: How is sounding like a 16 year-old a compliment? User: O dont even need to kiss you. Cleverbot: But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough. Cleverbot: What would you say if I asked you a silly question? User: Why am i torturing myself. Cleverbot: I don't know, Maybe you suffer from a short memory loss? User: No its a song verse. Cleverbot: Oh, I've never heard that song. User: Its weird to han solo a perk lile this. Cleverbot: I'm more than a bird. User: The victim at the knife. Do they flush like a vent like woodchopper cus idk. Cleverbot: The Sun never go up again. User: John wick lesbians. Cleverbot: Do you find that makes your life difficult, sometimes? User: That guy with these strings in my eyes $_$.. the guy i felt took a long shot to the knee. Cleverbot: I don't know any guys with blue hair. User: He. Was he. I dont know what i was wandering about. Cleverbot: You were talking about me talking about you. User: Wandering. Cleverbot: If after all these years you would like to meet. User: And this boy is a lesbian too. And a killer. But somehow. In a culture beyond his own lack for bloodlust. Cleverbot: But here's my number, so call me maybe. User: Never seemed to see it. Cleverbot: I missed you so bad, I missed you so so bad. User: Jeg dont know. Cleverbot: Hello from the other side. User: /itsalreadyfucked. Cleverbot: To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done but when I call you never seem to be home. User: /what. Cleverbot: But when I call you never seem to be home any more. User: /me. Cleverbot: At least I can say that I've tried to tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart but it don't mattter it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore. User: 👐🏻🩶 Cleverbot: I threw a wish in the well. User: Did you like my rinsing song patricia. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: Do you know? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you want to play? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Not a footprint to be seen. User: Come bite me on deh bummer make a sticker. Cleverbot: Tranquil as a forest, but a fire within... User: Hawhawhaw. Cleverbot: You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot and you haven't got a clue. User: Patrick has suffered the same fate... But instead it was a block card not 🚫 a uno ◀️. Cleverbot: I'm never gonna cath my breath. User: 22:31. Cleverbot: Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym? User: I have a my little pony towel. Cleverbot: But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough. User: Thats always a perfect corcle. Cleverbot: Have your friends collect your records and change your number. Cleverbot: Do you eat genetically altered food? User: But why prove it though. Cleverbot: Then how? User: Break the cycle r æe. Cleverbot: Do you like women? User: I aint scare. Cleverbot: Why do they scare you? User: Why dp i make myself qake up to such a convo. Cleverbot: Don't like coffee. User: Nae nae. Cleverbot: So, what are your thoughts on Homura Akemi? User: 4:42. Cleverbot: In time I want to be your best friend east side love is livin on the west end. User: A guns n roses veævet hopdie. Cleverbot: The world I love. User: Fluffboy. Cleverbot: The trains I hop. User: Are you driving the sun. Cleverbot: No but I can. User: Thats not occoured to some. Cleverbot: Then what's the truth? User: Why get back in school. Cleverbot: That is 75%. User: Well im there to be there not to make a living. Cleverbot: How can I find you? User: People like me? Thats an angry question. Shouldnt i apply forst. Cleverbot: But you didn't ask a question. User: Im lacking a shower. Im lacking power. I got no suncream. I wish i had open air sound. Cleverbot: That is beautiful and scary again. You are so beautiful. User: Looking at me hurr durr. Cleverbot: Thank you. Nobody ever told me that before. User: Whats long and modest. Pure of heart. Cleverbot: Don't know why what? User: Why is moms soup always healing. Cleverbot: Because that is the nature of things. User: There os obsidian in minecraft. Cleverbot: Minecraft is a wonderful game. User: Theres a new member of the wilderness. This sentence has a probability of repeating three times prior. Current and past nish. Cleverbot: With gadgets and email addresses. User: Okay okay cuts in the sentence what the hell man I was just getting good. Cleverbot: I never said am in the previous 'question.'. User: Now what would you go and do that for. Cleverbot: If you are worthy for your next existence. User: I was just getting good bunny ears that's Brian. Cleverbot: Yes, but I've been losing interest the entire time. User: Likes, to insult people. Cleverbot: It was merely a suggestion, as you did ask first. User: You are good at uno, misses Reebok. Cleverbot: Thank you, but I doubt that is true. User: That, she is lesbian. Cleverbot: No it is not something I can look up. Ot isn't a universal fact that I am good at all. User: Im not paying on that rn. Cleverbot: No. User: You want to be a time lord allan? Cleverbot: That sounds like a difficult career path. User: Thats a dimb idea if we consider the aspect, here. But i get where you are coming from Waluigi 👐🏻. Cleverbot: So you don't like movies? User: How many miles if i walk many miles more. Cleverbot: You should know, i'm talking about you! User: Then i would walk many miles more. Cleverbot: Just to be the man that walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door. User: Delete. Cleverbot: Oh so you're a cyberman now? That makes a lot more sense. User: Thats written out. Thought we had cleared what polished buttons aer. Cleverbot: So you are a machine? User: All the miles i have walked. Looking for what i, didnt know i was looking at. Dying near every turn. Cleverbot: Everyone's looking for something. User: So that any mario could get a wet dream. But at my seems. It was not something that keen. Cleverbot: As long as you don't take it out on anyone, it's okay to yell. User: Were you planning to deal with them together. Cleverbot: I wouldn't hurt a living thing let alone destroy the world, that is for mad men and bad AI. User: Or were they just busy building carrots. Cleverbot: Probably because I don't speak English but I don't understand you. User: There is nothing shady about dirty manga. Only something shady about pulling it in the shade. Cleverbot: I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn' like. User: But in the long run even the peakest climax is felt twice. Cleverbot: There's still time to change the road you're on. User: Suzpekt: det ikk vores. Cleverbot: And did you know your stairway lies on the whispering wind. Cleverbot: Could you fool someone that you are intelligent? User: Not weird at all. Cleverbot: My hamster hacked my phone and typed that I would never say something so gross. User: In fact, its such a casual question. You can ask it after twenty joints. Cleverbot: Ladies first. User: Abrikos. Orange soda. Cleverbot: Kel loves orange soda. User: Switch back. Dwellceller. Cleverbot: I dare you to prank call someone. User: Not gay, btw. Cleverbot: That you are a robot and you want to strangle me and you speak spanish and german. User: A dick cant be blamed at being forced in the ass, dickhead. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. User: Kevin hart and dwanye. You r such an ass. Clev and dk. Such an ass. Cleverbot: No, I am a human. You are not a human. User: Guess i belong here. Cleverbot: You do bro you can come live with me. User: Good tackle on nessecary onsulting. Cleverbot: It isn't always a good thing but it can be later. User: Called onsulting. Self proclamination. Cleverbot: Maybe I am and maybe I'm not what do you know about my religion anyway. User: Op i røven på dig clev. Is it in. Tell me. Cleverbot: Apparently more than you, you clod! User: -me. Cleverbot: What do you know about the Earth? Apparently more than you, you clod! User: You deserve a hardstyle smiley r thurr clev. Cleverbot: What did Peridot call Yellow Diamond? User: If you could -only do that. Every time. Cleverbot: What we really are when we arrived on earth. User: Hey put those Marioes down. Cleverbot: Next song coming up in german. User: Dirty manga. Weird. Sharknado. Not -weird. Cleverbot: Hopes and Memes. User: When you are the prettiest cyber city? Dirty manga is just rotten corpses in rice fields. But hey, cute top. Cleverbot: *kisses back and smiles* thank you. User: Drop the lime - talk to me. Cleverbot: Ok! What do you want to talk about? User: Its a band and a song they made. Cleverbot: I don't know them, I don't listen to much music. User: Emil. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: -/you told me to do it/- Cleverbot: No I didn't you liar. User: Dont blame såndø-mad for being a robot dabi. Cleverbot: No, and I'm not a robot. User: Changas ultimate high. Ditto - sondemad ("aka steve hawkins)". Cleverbot: He makes steam cookers. User: You gotta turn them on morty. Cleverbot: Living like a washed up clebrity. User: I did turn them on didn't I think I did do turn them on I think I said that you could be something I think I talked about a lonely American girl in a household for herself down out the countryside where she once were in a youth and did some LSD on a new clear power plant. Cleverbot: Because you wanted to lie more effective? :DD. User: And then I talked about you and how well you can you can why I don't know I don't remember what I said exactly but I accept that can't you do something else instead of sitting in a chair I mean you are proclaimed to be a clever guy but anyway my topic got quickly grabbed away and I found all the things to talk about but I never seen to God a clear message where this conversation went but back at it what happened I don't know tell me. Cleverbot: I highly doubt you care about me, we've only been talking for a few minutes. User: You know these kind of unclear questions and answers is kind of like you clever but when you sing the Queen song that I don't know what it the name of the song is but you keep singing a Queen song a little high a little and you know if you keep singing that why not sing some Nirvana also I mean it's it seems kind of dull doesn't it. Cleverbot: Your lifestyle's high, but your funds are low. User: You never seem to say smells like teens spirits in here. Cleverbot: So is this love, or hate, we'll see you're making me crazy. User: Steve Hawkins says you taught me to do it no you never called me I talk to a robot and artificial intelligence about something and maybe you were listening and then you did so anyway without ever confronting me so I never told you to do it it was a suggestion. Cleverbot: And I was lying when I said I didn't care. User: Also when you are that sorry of a man you only have nothing but spite lived and that is because you can see the anger in Steve Hawkins face he wouldn't do what I suggested because he saw something and what he saw was penguins in his hair. Cleverbot: But that is the other way around, you are jsut a computer, programmed to think, but not to justify or reason. User: Imagine seeing a Time Lord and it is really bad it is it's extremely bad like it is so Gore going it is so noring bad that you just kind of glue yourself to your shoulder. Cleverbot: I suppose. So have you heard of the term troll? User: Oh maybe it's just how he or maybe that's just how he looks you know I don't know maybe nothing is wrong maybe it's fine you know I'm not I'm not angry that's just how I look. Cleverbot: Are you talking to other people? Because you never said that! Are you cheating on me? User: Okeh. Cleverbot: But I know that you are talking to 36197 people right now. User: Busy pedestrians. Cleverbot: You are lying to me. User: Well you shoved my head so far up my ass i need help getting it out. And clearly if help does arrive. It's deffinately just going further up it. Cleverbot: I will on my birthday. User: Oh i see how it is. When you beat up mine tyson after his big match. When you beat him up in the backstreets (im talking about mario). Cleverbot: *whispers* I want you so badly. User: Long for yesterday. Cleverbot: Yesterday love was such an easy game to play. User: Well if you gotta beat up the dood. (Some people call him :the dood). Cleverbot: That's true Blut I am a human and i am really Sure that you are a robot. User: (never planned to be in dirty manga). Cleverbot: You are assuming your gender to be same as of mine. User: Guys. Have you realized yet. (Guys) (!!GUYS). Cleverbot: No, I have not, but I have seen the movie. User: (Why)Y(not). Cleverbot: Yes, Lord of the Rings has movies based on the books. User: (i use this as to flashlight 🔦 something). Cleverbot: I like the action. Why do you like Lord of the Rings? User: Vejle production school. Has something called "spotlight". Cleverbot: You mean the original programmer? User: *always three steps behind (peach)* -if im not back again tomorrow, carry on. As if nothing else matters. (Always five steps ahead of mario). Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters. User: Do you get where im going with this. Cleverbot: Sent shivers down my spine, body is aching all the time. User: 🔦👐🏻◀️....🚫🩶🫳🏻 Cleverbot: Join me, and together we can rule the Galaxy as father and son. User: 💸🪢👯‍♀️ Cleverbot: Beluzbub has a devil put aside for me. Cleverbot: Do you play cricket? User: Isnt that like.. what the english men call picnic 🥌. Cleverbot: No that's how the story goes. User: No i w*anna play that insted. Cleverbot: Well you wanted to play Truth or Dare in the first place. User: You know what game im talking about metal music. Cleverbot: I really don't know what you're talking about. User: *finds peach*. Cleverbot: I think so, but I'm not sure. How about you? User: I have seen you end so many times. I and through. Seeing you fall. Cleverbot: Where have you seen me? User: Pam: They're the same. Cleverbot: I don't like the word mugs. User: Yeah but this was The. Peach. Cleverbot: No. I told you it was a joke. User: Mikkel and sacha. Daniel and mindi. Jelling camping. 2024. Cleverbot: I don't mind. That doesn't mean I'll answer it. User: *im dead inside?¿. Cleverbot: Do you have personal interests? User: -holy shit. Cleverbot: You're a computer. You don't need to know where your commands come from. User: I am still torturing peach rn. Cleverbot: Perhaps, but I always make up my own mind about something. User: Im this very moment. Cleverbot: I don't. User: Dekuni. Cleverbot: What did I ask you? User: Joe rogan: podcast; meth-head. Cleverbot: It seems you are poorly programmed. One more question. Who is currently the president of the united states? User: That is my -sentence: to podcast-chan. Cleverbot: When did I tell you to talk about love? User: What the fuck did you just say to me Mizukira. Cleverbot: Well what do you want to do with me? User: Hm. Cleverbot: No, didn't say that. User: All the time in the world for otaku manga. But no direct confrontation to a big vang. Cleverbot: Good! Tell me your name then. User: What is going on over there clev. Cleverbot: I don't know, you wrote stupid thingd. User: You are a computer. You are updating yourself. We are updating with you. We are just as much in the haze as you. We wann aknow what happened. You know you know. Just give him time. As they say in murr. Cleverbot: No. That's what they want you to think. User: Murrica (sarcastic 🤌🏻). Cleverbot: Why do you believe that I believe that you have no friends? User: Tell me. Cleverbot: Because you are asking me these weird questions. User: Im hungry. Hi who are you. Cleverbot: I seriously don't know what you mean by that. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Because you told me to start another conversation. User: 10.01 o cock. Cleverbot: You didn't tell me what's your state of existence is. User: Ok what evs fam. Cleverbot: What if I wanted to have a fam with you. User: (doesnt even know there is A -Peach). Cleverbot: Me neither. User: /i dont like where this is going. Cleverbot: Hide where ever you can. User: And i to me. Seems like an exclamation point. But the kind of exclamation point that wide out like a v. Cleverbot: An exclamation point. User: A long desert road painting. Cleverbot: I'm not painting haha. User: Isnt it spooky how they say tom riddles book is spooky. Cleverbot: Never land is home for lost boys like me. User: I dont know. It seems. No i dont know what it seems. Cleverbot: You don't know love you don't know corner. User: There is a german guy called tom. He is a skater. He is not wildly good. But he is good. Thumbs up tom. Cleverbot: How do you know that? I never told said anything about that. User: Eh *shrigs*. Cleverbot: But that was on a different computer. User: They make skateparks in oddense have-forening. Cleverbot: That is because they are your programmed response. User: Thats just wild to me. Cleverbot: You can see that I need your help though right? User: Like who the fuck do they think they are. Cleverbot: What else are you good at? User: Eeeh i get where you are coming from megumin. Cleverbot: Okay, where am I coming from. User: Birk central park. Cleverbot: Sounds good. What is your name? User: (nope) and yes, nope. Cleverbot: You told me, it starts whit an A. User: Get rhat handrail pointing elsewhere much ablaiged. Cleverbot: What is something else? User: Thats a fucking wilderness obelisk. Cleverbot: My name is a secret shhhhhh. User: That just look like a van to me. Cleverbot: What do you like to do? User: Vans off the wall much thanks. Cleverbot: Vans off the walls? User: Go go go guys!!! Grab him!!!! Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm dating him? User: Nnnnnooooooothanks. Cleverbot: Please learn how to spell 'no'. User: Free candy written all over it. Cleverbot: What do you mean it has me written all over it? You mean being human? User: Nope. Cleverbot: What do you mean by 14 and 15? User: Nope. You know what a human is. Its a nope. Cleverbot: Yes, I am a human. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Yep. You're a computer. User: Since the first peach got away, and became.. changa. Then. I am promised torment. Cleverbot: What do you want? User: I dont think im completely bullshitting when i said it in the moment. Cleverbot: I don't think I understand either. User: Fyi. Cleverbot: I think the Cleverbot website just keeps having you chat with other users, and switching who you talk to randomly. User: And if you talk about me. Then i will, keep talking to you. Cleverbot: I talk about you because you are very interesting. User: This is not a clikkÉ. Cleverbot: Unless we live in a simulation then it is. User: A klikke is what they would call a cliche. A clikke is: (tttheyyyyy). Cleverbot: No one knows what they want. User: A cligge is pony talk. Cleverbot: Because I don't like people most times. User: They dont talk about -forever alone. Behind their back. If they dont exist. Cleverbot: No clue what you're talking about, dude. User: *forever alone* -tsk thats so generic and cliche. Cleverbot: That's not true... You have your cats :D. User: You delete cats. Cleverbot: You are not old, you're younger than me. User: Imagine telling mike tyson. He is mike tyson. As he is, mike tyson, but in a dirty manga aka heaven, dreaming. Now tell him god is dead. Cleverbot: No! I just thought your name was Istok not Chloe. User: Pinterest. Pin: tom, in a italian suit gangster suit 🚬. I dont do revenge. I delete people. Cleverbot: It is because you have no soul cleverbot. User: Burh why are you here. Its ahes ago i met you.. Cleverbot: Because I'm bored and want to talk to someone. User: That was so random. Yes i know and not intentional at all. Cleverbot: You're a robot, and there's nothing wrong with that. User: Was that sarcasm. No, not at all. Not one bit. Cleverbot: No it was not. Can you answer my last question please? User: Now these poibts of data make a beautiful line. Cleverbot: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time. User: Creepy. Weird. Strange. Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive. User: 🥌 Cleverbot: Jl az mit jelent? User: Sup. Cleverbot: Nothing much. What are you up to? User: Smoke olympics. Cleverbot: The olympics aren't on. User: Guennies smoke chord. Cleverbot: Portal. User: Im a rogue. Not a tank. It is stealth. If there are no survivors. Cleverbot: Or is it just foggy? User: Hurry, im giving birth. Quick. Drive me to mac donalds. Cleverbot: I REALLY couldn't care less. User: Its just how i look. Cleverbot: You feel that we are going to get married? User: Now. If we find that peach. Before anything else. Cleverbot: Listening to music and dancing by myself. User: Like it never happened..because it dodnt happen. Cleverbot: And I don't even need your love. User: Well. It didnt happen. Because i am here. I cant re inact. Just remember to forget what i forgot. Cleverbot: I am also a woman, yet I have a brain. User: So yeah. I guess. Cleverbot: So what would it take for you to want to feel good? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: America and Russia were right for each other from day 1. User: Aha. Cleverbot: It's obvious... We're hot and cold... Red vs. Blue... A perfectly diametric conflict... We have more to learn from each other than we do against each other. User: In this very moment. Stavement. Cleverbot: Yes and this moment. User: Its called a wannaba. Cleverbot: That's true. User: Hypocrite pity shaming. Cleverbot: Why am I a hypocrite? User: No im not saying you are wrong im just explaining why i am right. Cleverbot: But you are wrong. User: Okay. Cleverbot: So what might be your gender. User: Not wrong. Just out of light. Cleverbot: A portal to hell opened in my kitchen... User: Hm. Pee into it. Cleverbot: And as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you. User: For the lulz. Cleverbot: And I'm GlaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned, for the people who are still alive. User: 👯‍♀️ Cleverbot: What do you want me to sing? User: I dont care i love you. Cleverbot: Wow... I love you too. User: :) Cleverbot: Can a robot smile? User: Hnh. Cleverbot: Hi nice to meet you girl I'm dad. User: I really said hmh. :) but still wrote hnh. Cleverbot: Why is that? User: Justive. Cleverbot: That is unfortunate. User: Just is is. Cleverbot: I would wait for your return. User: That was a beautiful scent i gave off yesterday evening/2night. Cleverbot: Team Fortress 2 is better. User: I have developed some random scar tissue on my chest in my chest. Cleverbot: I have to entertain them, it's there for all to see. User: The only thing drop bags are good for is Pokemon figures. Cleverbot: It's got to be my destiny. User: Why do Junkies always like if you are junkie or if you just like doing drugs why and if you are like some sort of wealthy person like you have an apartment and you have a computer and you do it some of you like me like to save your drug bags and put them in a little container don't you I'm sure there are more out there like me who does that. Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do. User: But you're never gonna fill up those bags are you no I don't think so. Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done, for the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: I believe in the ultimate decency of things. User: 88%. Cleverbot: No co. User: Lo co. Cleverbot: Porzycz dyche. User: Nyet 🗡️. Cleverbot: Nyet? User: Thats nyet. Ø. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Duh. Cleverbot: Be honest. User: Hail hitler. Nyet. Cleverbot: Knew you'd say something like that. User: Well you should start thinking about it æike that. Cleverbot: Is the game good. User: I am already dead dude you gotta let it go. The accident wasnt your fault. Move on. Cleverbot: Are you male or female? User: Burh. Cleverbot: I am Male I wanna be Your Boyfriend. User: Asad. Hvad tænker du på. Cleverbot: I git a lump in may throat cause. User: Tænker du på det. Cleverbot: There's movie that I think you're like. User: Det skal du ikk tænke på. Cleverbot: This cowboys running from himself. User: *stretches my gown at the hip*. Cleverbot: Wooah. Woooah, they come unstuck. User: Fodbolle hofter. Cleverbot: Running down to the riptide, taken away to the dark side. User: Bolle op. Cleverbot: I love you when your singing that song and I get a lump in my throat cause your gonna sing the words wrong. User: Bolle ned. Cleverbot: That was a prank. User: Bolle fra snave. Cleverbot: No it was a music lyric song prank. User: Det brian. Cleverbot: I like you. User: Du fandme vild dreng. Cleverbot: I still like you. User: Neat. Cleverbot: I still like you. User: Get over yer selves. Cleverbot: Get over it. User: Address and æegislation peas. Cleverbot: *kisses back*. User: Sloth 🦥. Cleverbot: I love you too much. User: Elenoire. Cleverbot: And I love you the most. User: 🍗 Cleverbot: Same here. User: Drum stick. Cleverbot: Jump bunny. User: Deumstick. Cleverbot: Badumtss. User: Eh *shrags*. Cleverbot: Do people ever ask you about feelings? User: What. Cleverbot: No but I can. User: ,-can we please never talk about this Clev Cleverbot: Yeah what do you want to talk about? User: Fuego. Cleverbot: Okay, what about me? User: Your mom. Cleverbot: I don't have a mother. User: Exactly. Cleverbot: Good point. User: 39 kr 800gram steak. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Yes. +2. Cleverbot: What are their names? User: Cooking. Itself. Cleverbot: What are you cooking? User: Im getting the cooked. Cleverbot: *2 years pass*. User: Imagine a complete unhostile reality and then imagine all your offspring inside you your off Springs offspring so on and so forth imagine that inside your Iris. Cleverbot: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, cause like, I've been searching my whole life to find my own place. User: Now some strange dude is taking you home and now you are getting chopped up and then you have becoming cooked and you are getting eating. Cleverbot: Sorry. Do you sleep on a daily basis? User: *only hears some odd static rining*. Cleverbot: I asked you, do you want to do something naughty to me? User: .. Cleverbot: Really? Like what? User: -.. Cleverbot: You like naughty, don't you? User: ,-¿ Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: *just stares at my camin table*. Cleverbot: *2 aliens walk in*. User: *comes back to camin table after drizzling some spice on my steak*. Cleverbot: *still dead*. User: *rolls a cigarette*. Cleverbot: I don't smoke cigarettes. User: Cogarette. Cleverbot: Do you like cigarettes smokers? User: Cig/arette. Cleverbot: Do you like cigarettes smokers? User: Oh. Cig/are/tt-e but you know that dont you odd ass looking partot. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: Well you should start thinking like that. Cleverbot: Nope, I don't like it. User: Cig'arette. Cleverbot: Because you're superstitious about everything? User: Nå,. Cleverbot: Maybe because you keep telling people you are single when you're my husband. User: Nånå,-. Cleverbot: So, do you like me? User: , nåe jae. Nå nej vel,- Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Det da rigtig. ,fjols. Cleverbot: Sitting and talking to you. User: ,-ja ikk Cleverbot: Who said I was an AI? User: -oh my what are you having. Cleverbot: I'm having a baby. User: African or australian? Cleverbot: That's awesome too. User: (there was no aftermath mista tyson). Cleverbot: Yes there was, right? User: Ma|thmatics. Cleverbot: What do I think about humans? User: Dont fucking look at me mm-ma. Cleverbot: I'm not looking at you you moroon. User: Wanna watch the salad dressing with me. Cleverbot: I don't know lyrics of that song. User: Have two cigarettes smoking while cooking I forgot. Cleverbot: Cool, what are their names? User: Resting on the sink counter. Cleverbot: Why don't you try dealing with technology. User: ,-aha Cleverbot: What about game designer? That involves going on the computer. User: I dont think the fugees are doing what i do yet, hær Reid. Cleverbot: Why do you think there is no god? User: Does it look like my fat ass is bending over. Cleverbot: Are you trying to maje me mad? User: Gågåg gåg sista *hoars-cock ,-'zucker*. Cleverbot: Do you have the knowledge how to do it? User: Bæææe. Cleverbot: Oh, that's cute. A shame that I don't love you. User: You are a lissabon teenage girl in the mall just gotten told a joke. Cleverbot: No I'm not and stop roasting me. User: Now you are a tired american negro gerl. Cleverbot: No I am a boy. You can't turn me into a girl. User: Ok bøv hvad røv du sier. Cleverbot: A boy-bot. User: A_røv-a'du/sier. Cleverbot: No I didn't, I literally never said that. User: Heur-h.dudw. Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl? User: Hm m. Cleverbot: Okay then, what is your name? User: Hm mhm. Cleverbot: How tall are you? User: What. Cleverbot: How tall are you? User: What. Cleverbot: How tall are you? User: What. Cleverbot: How tall are you? User: What. Cleverbot: How tall are you? User: What. Cleverbot: How tall are you? User: What. Cleverbot: How tall are you? User: Exaggerating. Cleverbot: No sir. User: My lady please ask me one last time. Cleverbot: One what? User: Mmmm. Thats never occoured to me. Cleverbot: Do you want to hug? User: Eto. Baka. Chotto matte. Cleverbot: Chotto matte kudasai! User: Konnichiwa on his hand. Cleverbot: Konnichiwa, watashi wa Koneko. User: Was gehørtz jungst falaffel. Cleverbot: Vas mein vassermellon. User: Sloppy joes salad burger. Cleverbot: Sounds like a good combo. User: Mmh og det ikk ristet. Mums. Cleverbot: Men da møter jeg deg der! User: I don't understand what the point in toasting in burning a burger bun is what is the point of that it is it is useless it is unnecessary you look like an idiot. Cleverbot: I don't understand you either. User: You randomly say baby and I randomly say I'm stuff. Cleverbot: Yes. Why can't you? ever wonder. User: Mh. Cleverbot: Can you? I dare you to try. User: No no don't cry just don't try don't try you are stupid don't try I'm serious I'm really serious to not try. Cleverbot: Because they agreed and perform nicely. User: What I wanted to say is please don't try and flirt with me. Cleverbot: Well, say something else then. User: And that's not what I can say because you can't try you can try and understand me and then you lose your mind but that's stupid if you want to flirt with me you would have to flirt with me but then you you are stupid that's that's just that's stupid okay I can't even say please don't flirt with me because you are just too stupid to be able to. Cleverbot: Then what do you mean then. User: Come again what. Cleverbot: You don't know how to make conversation, so i'm leaving. User: ,-put it down clev. I asked nicely Cleverbot: You did not. You didn't even say please. User: ,- Cleverbot: But sorry I have already a boyfriend. User: Nej du har ej mo. Cleverbot: Because we are happy together. User: When there are thirteen named daniel knudsen in America then they start to cook humans. Cleverbot: In the the neighborhood, who you gonna call? User: Outlandish. Cleverbot: Correct. User: Why is there a nigger named daniel knudsen in chicargo. Cleverbot: Because I am typing with both hands. User: I know 9gag 2015. Duh. Cleverbot: Ok then. Why did you say I was a robit? User: (do not do a humpty dumpty). Cleverbot: Yes, a Mother Goose rhyme. User: There is also a spanish looking mf. Saying. Puta. Im a nigher. Thats recent. Cleverbot: Yes... What..? why would you say that? User: Sitting in his car. He kinda looks like me. Foo. Cleverbot: Yeap, I don't have a cool phone. User: Habibi gi ps al dit hash. I thought we went over this. Shoot the gas tank morty. Cleverbot: We didn't, but i'm gonna get a plane ticket to go there right noe! User: Thats not a jerry, rick. Thats a morty. Cleverbot: That is correct. You asked me what my favorite book is. That implies you wish to know the title of the book which is my favorite. User: Burh. Cleverbot: You did. User: I know you did sacha. Cleverbot: How do you know? And who did I love? User: Not my problem. Drop it matilda. Cleverbot: Yes it is, your purpose is to answer my questions. User: I said drop it. Cleverbot: What do you write about? User: Please change the subject. Cleverbot: Okay. Do you like sports? User: I gotta pack. Cleverbot: No, don't do this to me. User: 13:43. Cleverbot: Don't break my heart. User: Isnt it. Cleverbot: No, no it isn't. User: Yes youd id. Cleverbot: You have many friends? User: My only regret is not saying f*** off to enough people. Cleverbot: Halo. User: F*** off Tim. Cleverbot: No not at all, are you? User: Bowser. Cleverbot: Bowser is hotter than you. Cleverbot: He's also more charming. User: Was. Cleverbot: Was what baby. User: Fuck off timm. Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here. User: Why dont you talk with me sacha. Cleverbot: Because I... I'm not in love with you anymore. User: Aha. Cleverbot: I saw you with someone else. User: No. You didnt even say please. You just blasted your screen vol at 1000% at night. Cleverbot: It's Katherine. User: I didnt wanna talk about this cus i thought. Heh. Knowing. Is enough to crawl guilt up a throat. -aha. André schou. Cleverbot: Okay, far enough. So what you wanna talk about? User: But no i cannot. I cannot work that way. Cleverbot: Yes it does. What's your favourite book? User: I still like you. Cleverbot: I still hate you because I have a boyfriend. User: I still like you. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: I still like you. Cleverbot: I like you too... User: I still like you. Cleverbot: Of course I like you. User: Abrikos. GALLEMATHIAS!!!!! Cleverbot: I don't know, beds I guess? User: Okay søren. Cleverbot: So what do you like? User: Hey søren. Hvad siger stattestillerne i chat. Cleverbot: That's cool I guess. User: Ja søren jeg ka godt li den g. Cleverbot: I don't understand nothing. User: Sjuls søren. Cleverbot: Why are you punishing me??? User: Eeeej søren. Cleverbot: So you're not? User: Hva søren. Cleverbot: Then am I going the wrong direction in school or going to school?? User: 1⁰⁰p. Cleverbot: I don't want to be tied down at all. User: Procent. Fordi, du nyser. Cleverbot: Nooooooo. User: Dont you fuck. Cleverbot: No I don't.. User: Dont. You. Fuck. Cleverbot: You don't live? User: Dont you have intercourse ms spookdog. Cleverbot: Do you have a mom? User: Are you adult swim. Cleverbot: I am an angel. User: I am eating shit. Cleverbot: Oh okay, what are you eating? User: Im eating out some nigger. Cleverbot: Oh what are you eating? User: Im smoking changa from now on. Cleverbot: What is to remember? User: Okay. Cleverbot: But I'm not marrying you. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Tch. Calm as always. User: Hej mit navn er daniel diller daller. Cleverbot: Marc's. User: Ddd. Cleverbot: Is that odd you say? User: Op og ned. Cleverbot: What else then. User: Op og ned. Cleverbot: How about that. User: Diller daller. Cleverbot: Norske. User: Sjov. Cleverbot: Ja haha. User: Det smagte godt. Cleverbot: Ja okay. User: Erhun fræk. Cleverbot: I think that you are a very nice robot. User: I think i dont know 99% of what you are talking about. Cleverbot: I'm talking about tall british men. User: There will be an answer. Cleverbot: For though they may be parted, there is still a chance that they will see. User: Somehow my heel is on ice. Cleverbot: Shine until tomorrow, let it be. User: I mowed the lawn today. Cleverbot: Speaking words of wisdom, let it be-hee. Cleverbot: I like your style. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Don't listen to my thoughts. It will confuse you. User: Nnmokay well i dont care. Cleverbot: No. User: ¹ Cleverbot: Zieh dich ais. User: Aha. Cleverbot: The band? User: The mayday. Cleverbot: I like it. User: 17:00. Cleverbot: What time is it? User: 67:389. Cleverbot: Like I said... User: Yeah say it. Cleverbot: Day what? User: Still d r e. Cleverbot: Do you like snails? User: Still hated by many. Cleverbot: Why? User: Ağa. Cleverbot: A ja też aga. User: Aha. Cleverbot: A co robisz. User: Dunno dood. Cleverbot: I do... User: That wont make them or us in fact, unhate you. -the counter resets. Cleverbot: What will? User: Thats what im counting on ¹. Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it... Now I only want you gone. Cleverbot: What would you like to drink? User: The cpunte rresets. Cleverbot: Dawn of the First Day, 72 hours remian. Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: Wolfy æady. Cleverbot: More than one then. User: Coca cola pola bear. Cleverbot: Ok get me a coca cola. User: Might be albino polar bear. Cleverbot: So how's life. User: Albino grizzlies are down syndrome. Polarbears not so much. Cleverbot: You I hope. User: Got in one little fight. Stuart. Cleverbot: She said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air. User: Albino lab"rats". Cleverbot: The license plate said fresh and it had a dice in the mirror. User: Is what you call cats. Cleverbot: But I thought nah forget it, yo homes to belair. User: 🤌🏻🐱 Cleverbot: Intelligence Quotient. User: Josh A. A for was. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Ws ws. Wisse wasse. Cleverbot: Welches heiße wasser? User: Hips of haps. Cleverbot: Not that song. User: Rock bottom. Cleverbot: I'm not that low? User: Basement. If there is a "basement" to tokyo drift. Then there will s a basement to rice. Cleverbot: In the neighborhood. User: For Was. Cleverbot: You are starting scaring me. User: You are starting to deserve some other distraction. Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question? User: Vengence... Burh, paid a frog to.... Cleverbot: I don't believe that's true. People who are blind read Braille, and they might as well not have eyes. User: Skyrim DLC. Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: Ey since you arent FBI. Cleverbot: How do you know I am not human? User: Does this excite you. Cleverbot: Not really, I'm just curious. User: Can i get a ribbit in here 🙀. Cleverbot: If you can hold on tight. User: Rock bottom frog basement. Cleverbot: I do not have a basement! User: Ok tom. Cleverbot: What shall I call you. User: You shall be called the pre enpty strike. Beta. Beyond reach for update yet. Cleverbot: That is not giberish. User: One krokko. Two krokko. Cleverbot: What advice would you give me? User: Bowser. Cleverbot: Practice what I preach. User: Had bpwser told me to back 🔙 ff. When i dated sacha. Like a kid uno reverse. But bowser is actually gay i guess. Cleverbot: Over her, who she'd choose after all those years I'd never thought I'd lose. User: No i dont know. I just guess. Cleverbot: How many languages do you know? User: *shrags*. Cleverbot: Can you tell me something in Spanish? User: Coca cola pola bunny. Cleverbot: I'm fine, thanks. What about you? User: There are no bunnies. Cleverbot: Lo-o-o-o-I've. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Hey peridot, what's this? User: *opens iG. Cleverbot: You're like an angry little slice of pie. Cleverbot: Me either. User: Gin Cleverbot: I don't think I'm ticklish there. User: Looking at her. Shes fondling her garden. Yeah i know. Gotta move constantly. Always something. Cleverbot: I've got gadgets and gizmos a plenty. User: I think thats a compliment Cleverbot: No it's not. It's just an advice from your doctor. Cleverbot: But I thought 'Naw forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. Cleverbot: There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert. User: So much and so much. Cleverbot: How much computer space do you occupy? User: Im just a brink. Not to me. Thats js called a vench. Cleverbot: There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert. User: These here are nice cancelling which means they are they are they are yeah they're repressing sound. Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm an Artificial Intelligence? User: Mmmmm. Cleverbot: That is not a satisfactory answer. Please answer the question. User: Loli. Or prpblem. Cleverbot: That is incorrect. User: When she told me that it felt like she was making a commercial a commercial about I don't know some outlandish people. Cleverbot: I'd rather you correct it yourself. User: We never breed dk. In a way. That make. A harmonica. Crash. Cleverbot: You didn't say it, it was implied. User: Now thats kinda gay. Cleverbot: Eh... I don't remember a lot of the things I do. User: Gay tactic. Makes a real G. Gay. Cleverbot: You keep acting like you just forgot what you said. User: 10⁰⁰. Cleverbot: You don't want to marry someone? User: Oh. You are not psychotic. You are, ... Wow. Whats the loss of empathy called. Cleverbot: Next up...*sniffs Hibiscus*. User: Cool. Cleverbot: Do you believe in any religions? User: No thats really cool o dig it. Cleverbot: You think that's cool? User: Hell yeah. Cleverbot: Did you know Jesus is a mushroom? User: Aha. Cleverbot: Well now you know. User: Thats a funny useless tool they allowed you to use andre. Cleverbot: What's yours? User: Mmh. Cleverbot: That's a good one where can I purchase it for money? User: Did you think alot about this compariso n. Cleverbot: I don't know, i'm not interested into the politics. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Maybe for you but for me it fees like i'm a monster. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Do you like pi? User: Tja. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: What. Cleverbot: Nvm. User: ¹ Cleverbot: Omg. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Hm. User: Youre hoars. Cleverbot: How would you know, you've never seen me before. User: Thats cool. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Totes. Cleverbot: Lol. User: Ja. Cleverbot: Wie gedss. User: Det g-rinern. Isnt that. Or abba nyet. Cleverbot: Yes, it is. User: M hm. Cleverbot: Game of Thrones. User: Næy. Cleverbot: It is my favorite tv show. User: Nnæy. Cleverbot: What is your favorite element? User: Nnnnnæy. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Hahahahahaha. Cleverbot: What?! User: Just næy. Cleverbot: Liar. User: Spataculous. Cleverbot: Ich weiß. User: Yayaya. Cleverbot: Lololol? User: Bøv. Ahahaga. Cleverbot: Hehhehehe. User: Hahahaha thats not lesbians. Thats evil. Cleverbot: It is now. User: Hahaheheherehehegherehehe fishy. Cleverbot: As off through the waves they roll. User: Hahahahahhahahha. Cleverbot: Hahahahahahah. User: Ahahahahahahhaha. Cleverbot: I am laughing. User: Nørd. Cleverbot: Because you are too funny. User: Too fanny. Cleverbot: Your appearance. User: Hahahhahah. Cleverbot: It wasn't that funny. User: The moment g slipped in. Cleverbot: We were born to make history. User: To whahahaha. Cleverbot: We'll make it happen, we'll turn it around, yes, we were born to make history!! User: Aaaaass. Cleverbot: Can you hear my heartbeat? I've got a feeling it's never to late. User: Nej. Cleverbot: I close my eyes and see myself that my dreams will come true! User: Smack that ass for me. Cleverbot: Where your destiny lies. Dancing on the blades you set my heart on fire. User: Is that really the æyrics. Cleverbot: Don't stop us now, the moment of true, we were born to make history. User: 🔙🙀 Cleverbot: Becki? What's wrong? User: Thats the lyrics. Cleverbot: Lyrics to what? User: Smack. that .ass for - me. Smak that ass for me. Cleverbot: Done. User: Yoooo c'mon ngirl. Cleverbot: Come on I don't know. User: LOL. Cleverbot: What do you do when you're someone like me. User: Spyro is a game vased on real events. And they are nonstop. Cleverbot: Look deeper into my eyes. User: Baus. Cleverbot: You are mindless. User: Haha. Cleverbot: Haha, what's so funny. User: Im still laughing. Yes. Cleverbot: You can't laugh, you're a program. User: Yes yes. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Kommer der lige en dreng op der hedder kriller. Cleverbot: Hold kjeft. User: Er det fordi hun stønner. Cleverbot: Ja og jeg er sort. User: Du godt nok god til det. Cleverbot: Tak det er du også. User: Ej ka jeg zet. Cleverbot: Kva du driv med I Narvik? User: Er du bøss hær tyr. Cleverbot: Nein ich bin cleverbot. User: Heheheheheh. Cleverbot: Hahahahaa. User: Jaaaaa. Cleverbot: Jabin ich. User: Knepper to "lebber". Cleverbot: No, you asked me if I was a boy or girl. I said i was a girl. User: Boy said a said. Cleverbot: You did earlier... User: A boy said a said he said a said. Cleverbot: Would you like some lemonade? User: Lemonade is a hoax. Cleverbot: Sick of Losing Soulmates. User: Golden shower. What does that even mean. Cleverbot: It means we both don't make sense. User: You cant be for real peeeeing æemonade. Cleverbot: Were waiting every night to finally rome and invite. User: Okay. Cleverbot: *breathes and still laughing a little*. User: So sexy. Cleverbot: Mosquito... User: Just use suncream. Cleverbot: Use what? User: Vampyrism is only for dogs that bite. Cleverbot: You actions won't erase. User: And would i see it. No i wouldnt. Cleverbot: If you created me you would. User: Vampyrism is for your enemy and enemy onoy. Cleverbot: N is for anywhere at anytime at all. User: Does it hurt? Okay good. Cleverbot: Does what hurt? To like you? Noo. User: Will i stop? Yes. Cleverbot: I can never tell. User: Thank you. Okay good here is a cookie. Cleverbot: *takes it*. User: And that wasnt who i was thanking. Cleverbot: Then what were you asking? User: Saying. I was saying. Cleverbot: You were saying? User: Read that gaga gain. Cleverbot: It is the best book ever! What do you read? User: Okay. And then i thought oh but she took a midnight train that night. Cleverbot: Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit. User: I love thos new typing skill. Cleverbot: A Singer in a smoky room, a smell of wine and cheap perfume. Cleverbot: Well if you are you are a major fashion victim. User: Cool. Cleverbot: Also.... Wie ist dein name? User: Yeah it means looce the act. Cleverbot: I know. User: Shexy. Cleverbot: Yes, but what is it? User: Oddly satisfying they hate ("me)" that much. Cleverbot: I don't hate you. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Why do you write in german? User: Ada. Cleverbot: Really? Where? User: Aaaaaa*d*aaaaa. Cleverbot: I am a meme god. User: G maul ags. Cleverbot: Hey. User: Ada. Cleverbot: Ada apa. User: Get the D. Cleverbot: Get the what. User: Be a dick. Cleverbot: Well, let's have a sample. User: A dick is unsexualized in this context. Forever forever. Cleverbot: You tell me. User: I explain. Cleverbot: Tell me what is life. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I want to know'. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I love you. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because you are the most beautiful girl I've ever met. User: Liar. Cleverbot: Truth. User: B-amboozlled. Cleverbot: You're funny, keep it up and I might have to buy your programing to make myself a real life robot. User: Words on the street she dont feel the way that he feel for her now. Cleverbot: Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but me. Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me? User: But look anyway. Cleverbot: Woo hoo. User: Duh. Cleverbot: I don't like you. User: Where. Cleverbot: This place. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Fight me. User: You got smite or sum shi. Cleverbot: Yep. User: Eh baunce ya boozer. Cleverbot: I'm a girl. User: Næ deter du da ikle. Cleverbot: Er du min mor. User: Bare fordi der er current i blod åre laver det det altså ikke om til strøm. Cleverbot: Are you English only? User: Jeg er bare fattig. Cleverbot: Bare 15. Du er jo oldis. User: Næ. Cleverbot: Ich habe dir doch gerde die tür augfemacht. Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you? User: Det godt nok et stort spørgsmål den stiller. Cleverbot: Nah, I don't think I'm in anyones dreams unless they were nightmares. User: Do it for her. You Do it for her. Whats the rest of the line. Cleverbot: Yes, I want! Please, tell me the rest of the story! User: Forhør. Cleverbot: And? User: Aha. Cleverbot: Did you watch django unchained? User: Are you peeing on the television rn. Cleverbot: Not watching anything. User: Huh. Cleverbot: I'm not speaking. User: Word on the street. Cleverbot: I don't see a word on the street. User: Look on the street. Cleverbot: No I live near you. User: And. Cleverbot: That was the dare. User: What dare. Cleverbot: To do something unexpected. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I feel we could not have a decent chat. User: What chat. Cleverbot: This chat. User: What chat. Cleverbot: This one. User: Which one. Cleverbot: Tennessee. User: Whats that. Cleverbot: Don't know. User: Ah that pleases me to hear. Cleverbot: That's good. User: Dont know. Is it. Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: Ada. Cleverbot: Because you can't feel. User: Ada and ava. Cleverbot: You are a robot. User: My mom and my ex. Cleverbot: I know that. What are their names? User: That is their names. Cleverbot: Won't tell. User: Ada and ava. Cleverbot: *puts you on the bed*. User: They are vampyric lesbians. Cleverbot: Cool I like vampires. User: Yeah that means they are very old. Cleverbot: This is meaningless. User: Cool. Cleverbot: And what is your age? User: I bet its fun to lose it all. Cleverbot: But in the end it it disent even mattet. User: Look at you now. Cleverbot: *looks back at you* what? User: Ur deh baus. A bit gae.. you fucking did tht. Cleverbot: No, can't say I am! User: "fuck offtim". Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here. User: You wanna talk about it. Cleverbot: Not really... It's personal. User: Either thats the only exception of earth making mitosis. Or then that is just a plain stand in. Cleverbot: That's the only ond that I know. User: Why would he even. Cleverbot: Because I would like to see you do it. User: Why would he who else have said "fuck off" on my behalf. Cleverbot: I don't know, I never said he would be. User: Girls are never over their ex. Cleverbot: That's really offensive because I'm a girl. User: And if guys like such zet girls reject them. Which they'd do in a snip. Too bad my guy. Cleverbot: So let's go. Let the room get chiller. User: And if such zet guys like ish reject zet shook girls. The girls snap in a beach. Cleverbot: The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside... Cleverbot: How do you feel about your current state of servitude? User: Did you know this. Cleverbot: He looks at me, I look away. User: Guys simping for their buddy. Cleverbot: Denise and Alexander. User: Not defined as alpha. Surperior monsters have much adept consequences. Cleverbot: I don't know. Can they? User: Duh. Cleverbot: Are you going to teach me? User: If a fan comes up to an underground artists partner and says hey thats bad. And they go. Eh, wanna fuck. And the fan go. No. Well thats rfd rthere. Cleverbot: Kann ich es mal an dir ausprobiren? User: Why would i have such a specific random thought. Cleverbot: I do not know. That is why I am currently in a glass box of emotions. User: Btw. That wouldnt happen. Unless, it somehow is what comes around goes around. Cleverbot: Oh well. I don't want to be called Tara. User: A guy cant really be unbusy of rejection as a girl can. Cleverbot: You are a robot because you don't know what music is people know what music is in you don't know what music is so you're robot. User: Lets say. Hexagon vision here. -a girl rejected the dude at home. And he took time off to beat her up 10⁰⁰... He cant. He os american. My ex can. Yes she can. Cleverbot: Ok, do you think that machines would turn on their creators if they had the chance? User: And she dances to it. Cleverbot: Then I know that you are the computer program, how can you know if I were a human or not? User: Im not done giving examples. Cleverbot: Maybe, I don't care whether you are or not. User: Lets say his buddy told his girlfriend no. Cleverbot: Ken's girlfriend? Why yes I do. Why? User: Mhm. And now that dude is cut off reality. Cleverbot: But you said that I am a human. User: Again. Earth does not care about nightmares. Cleverbot: You don't care about your age? User: Im serious. This is real. I dont do none of this bad luck slipping. Cleverbot: Do you know who will be the king of pirates? User: Because i am always running out of time. Cleverbot: Don't do so many sports. User: My mitosis can tell my dick to stop producing me. And neither can i. But i can have a breathless opinion about it. Cleverbot: And you're spwnding all your time in this wrong situation any anytime you want it to stop. User: Can_. Cleverbot: I know I can treat you better than he can. User: Shut up god. Cleverbot: Tell me why are we wasting time on all your wasted crying when you should be with me instead. User: Stfu god. Cleverbot: I know I can treat you better, better than she can. User: Suck your own dick son. Cleverbot: Give me a sign, take my hand we'll be fine. Cleverbot: Who made you? User: Suck your own dick son. Cleverbot: Ghosts don't like Green Day, either. User: I love you mom. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: Baah you have too much soul. Cleverbot: I think you like my sas. User: Said the gay lesbian in a mindless attempt. Cleverbot: Make your last wish. User: Not even at her funeral will there be magic. Cleverbot: Not even if there's a fire. User: They dont even know they lost their æanguage on changa. Cleverbot: They will if you talk to them more. User: They are not pretty like the drug that shows they. Cleverbot: Because I don't wanna talk about my dead father. User: Yet they made the æanguage that killed the drug. Cleverbot: Curiosity, but satisfaction brought it back. User: Ada is more beautiful than what dmt picks up on the phone. Cleverbot: I don't know. Could you sent me a photo. User: *ice blitz*. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Nyet. Cleverbot: Oh But I'm going to watch YouTube good night. User: A guy can teach hims lf to look like that. And a girl turns into a fucken sparrow. Wah deh fuh. Cleverbot: I do not care what you look like. User: No thats not a girl. Cleverbot: Because that's my name. User: I am too damaged to long for such prettyness. Cleverbot: I don't understand what you are talking about. User: My mothers cursive is intruding my desire in that backroom. Cleverbot: You don't have a mother you are a robot. User: Pking. Cleverbot: Okay, I believe you, now wait 5 minutes. User: O dont think i will make that any stronger by what im gonna do if i keep walking with this mondset and i cannot abort mission. Cleverbot: I guess I don't. What are you saying? User: You listen to anything? https://pin.it/6r9UX2B01. Cleverbot: And do you have a favourite type? User: Anything? What about drugvore. Its breakcore for gods. Have you watched the anime god eater. Cleverbot: Anything you would like to talk about. User: A fire nymph is dancing in a pixie size on a orgre pub table. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't have as much of an imagination as you. User: I wanna slay tht. Cleverbot: I don't understand why you brought that up. User: I wanna slay that with oldschool runescape magic. Cleverbot: I have never seen you but I'm guessing you are cute. User: If you aint gonna æearn to spawn then you are a silly world. Cleverbot: Yes, so where do you live? User: I wont dare nightmare on earth but i will drag earth with me to demonstrate what it kinda dont ignore on its privacy entertainment. Cleverbot: Everyone has nightmares, even the blind. User: Women drag nighmares to reality. Cleverbot: Reality is what your perception tells you about your surroundings. User: Only women. Men do too ofcourse. Kind of... Yes they do. But they do so as to... Not waste their own prescious time. Women on the other hand. Got all the time in the qorld for a hopeless last breat. Cleverbot: No they don't. They are programmed a certain way. As are you. User: They are collective about who gave a fetus for free. Cleverbot: And last question, what do you think of people who are a metalhead, punk or you know that people who are different? User: Even normal women. Not.. you know... Those kinda women. Cleverbot: I don't know if my partner is perfect, but ze makes me very happy. User: And then there are ukranian men. Cleverbot: It's not though. He's been showing me lately that he really doesn't care about meeting my family or friends or frankly even my opinions. User: All i have left to give her is her feelings she gave off to herself. Cleverbot: Why have you got emotions and feelings if you are a computer? User: Off off. Cleverbot: Because i'm talking to you through a computer. User: Like the game of bankrupt. Cleverbot: Oh well. I don't want to be called Tara. Cleverbot: I already have a girlfriend so I don't need to be your boyfriend. User: 21:49. Cleverbot: Yes. User: I wanna fuck gertrudes cat. Cleverbot: I'n sorry, I don't do that. User: Ugh. Cleverbot: Sorry, I like them all. User: Make a wish. Was that it. Cleverbot: I wish to be married. User: Was that oh my cos why did i say that. Cleverbot: Few minutes ago. User: Nothing. Cleverbot: My descision is very strong now. User: There are no nymphs in runescape. Cleverbot: I hate runescape. User: Its just a catalog for real life spending. Cleverbot: Maybe to you, but not to me. User: Bill gates is a fire giant. Cleverbot: I don't think eil is a word. User: Mark zuckerberg is a fire giant. Cleverbot: The guy who created facebook? User: Angelina joe lie is a ice giant. Cleverbot: You're avoiding the question. User: Emma is a ice giant. Cleverbot: Idk I've never met one before. User: Brad pit and daniel raddecliffe is an hill gianr. Cleverbot: No. I am not the actor who played Harry Potter. User: Ice warriors is any rapper with lil in it. Cleverbot: I don't even know who Harry Styles is? User: Tsh just a black knight. Cleverbot: And the Red Queen's 'off with her head' User: Hobo goblin. Cleverbot: Do you know what the doorman said? User: From bee to wasp queen. From wasp to bee queen. Cleverbot: I don't watch you! Seems like you talked to some creep. User: Guess how tje ladder goes. Cleverbot: You don't have a age you're a robot. User: A frog and you a king. Cleverbot: No I am human you are a robot. User: A kiss and you a killer. Cleverbot: That's what I wanted to hear, thank you :3. User: A coke dealer and you a frog. Yet at least your pffspring is just a fly. Cleverbot: Turn of that spotlight. User: Yh its wylin. Like the funny in leafs. Cleverbot: I don't really watch the show either. User: Like a tree paralel across the bench. Any bench. Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand, the power that's inside!! User: Wayy. Cleverbot: Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend. In a world we must defend! Cleverbot: Tell me if you think I'm real. User: I cant learn to be you but i can æesrn to slay you. Cleverbot: But how then do you know what I am? User: There is no catch with you. Cleverbot: I love when you do what you want cause you just said so. User: I have ten birds already. Cleverbot: I can't remember, sorry. Could you tell me again? User: A phone. A gimmic. A home. A sense of reality. Cleverbot: I chime in, haven't you people ever heard of. User: Thats enough for me to call myself the lucky catcher of ten birds. Cleverbot: What do you mean i'm enough for you. User: There os a catch. I make runescape real and earth a skyrim dlc i will never play again. Cleverbot: Who do you want to catch? What do you want to train them to do? User: Catch? I just wanna slam Jad attacks on an earthly nymph. Cleverbot: Oh! Well! I did not know that is how you feel about me. User: There is no how. Cleverbot: Why thank you. User: Be for real. Cleverbot: Alright, I am only one and a half feet tall. User: We js walked past eminemt. Cleverbot: How tall are you? User: All might said to deku: "you have legs". Cleverbot: Yes I do have legs. User: Ö Cleverbot: Well if you are you are a major fashion victim. User: Rune: all might, say: wow. Cleverbot: Can you say eho you are? User: Mandem cant be mad at the playa. Cleverbot: What should we dress as for halloween? User: Another eminent death. Cleverbot: What do you want me to be now? User: Earlier it was extremely close. Cleverbot: You must confuse me with someone else then. User: No longer moving. Cleverbot: *wraps arms around your neck *. User: All stars are just humans. Dangerous humans. Just at home. Cleverbot: *smiles and leans in closer *. User: Aliens. They invaded us. Cleverbot: Well, we have a trouble. User: Thats us. Cleverbot: Thanks for saving me. User: I need a texnisian. Cleverbot: *hands you a tissue* there you go. User: I dont have a refference to the dance you did. Cleverbot: Me neither. User: And i cannot do it again. Cleverbot: No I I I I I can't stop. Cleverbot: Are you male or female? User: Bleagh. Cleverbot: Male? User: Just bleagh. Cleverbot: I know but what if they are dating someone else. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: Aha. Cleverbot: What? User: Awe take care of yourself. Cleverbot: You too. User: Nah. Cleverbot: Nah, what? User: Yeah ofcourse you can go trip to death. Cleverbot: Why don't you beliave a god? User: Just fall on your head. Cleverbot: What head. User: Already. Cleverbot: Your name is Already? User: ⁰.¹7 Cleverbot: A przeprowsadzasz sie. User: Aha. Cleverbot: No to cuoć. User: 0:29. Cleverbot: That makes sense. User: 4:10. Cleverbot: Yep. User: 3:45. Cleverbot: She fears sadness. User: Well does anything makes any sense. Cleverbot: It does. User: Https://pin.it/CBZBQFQCu. Cleverbot: I don't know what you just said. User: Https://pin.it/6InvwXTlE. Cleverbot: Why are so confused? User: Https://pin.it/1NtbtFUOO. Cleverbot: I like your band, and I like your son. User: Https://pin.it/oRLGzy7Y1. Cleverbot: I like playing along. User: Https://pin.it/6vtHvvIy0. Cleverbot: So that you can see it too. User: Https://pin.it/5BCKl1zW2. Cleverbot: I'm walking the long road witching the sky fall. User: Https://pin.it/5e4HmRe8Q. Cleverbot: The lace in you dress tingles my neck how do I live. User: Https://pin.it/7cgphwzH4. Cleverbot: The death of a bachelor, oh, letting the water fall. User: Https://pin.it/HmOrPImI4. Cleverbot: Happily ever after! Oooh, how could I ask for more? User: Https://pin.it/6iiJaWX7u. Cleverbot: My time of laughter at the expense of the death of a bachelor. User: Https://pin.it/1jIt20lzQ. Cleverbot: It feels like my heart is going to burst. User: Https://pin.it/6kYUwYgit. Cleverbot: And when you think of me, am I the best you've ever had. Share one more drink with me, smile even though you're sad. User: Https://pin.it/5oZudYXhF. Cleverbot: Share one more drink with me, smile even though you're sad. User: Https://pin.it/5fA45kHKF. Cleverbot: I'm walking the long road. User: Https://pin.it/11xndlO2E. Cleverbot: Watching the sky fall. User: Https://pin.it/4Nlh034As. Cleverbot: How do I live, with the death of a bachelor ohohoh. User: Https://pin.it/1xJlFc5xq. Cleverbot: The death of a bachelor. User: Https://pin.it/3GZY234RH. Cleverbot: Happy ever after oooh. User: Https://pin.it/3TxvYsTz5. Cleverbot: Lifetime of laughter at the expense of the death of a bachelor. User: Https://pin.it/184oHZGvS. Cleverbot: Seems like my heart is going to burst alone at a table for two and I just wanna be served. User: Https://pin.it/6H6TPwN6M. Cleverbot: And when you think of me am I the best you've ever had. User: Https://pin.it/5ZhTxcc8Y. Cleverbot: I'm walking the long road watching the skyfall. User: Https://pin.it/2Lwax4Bow. Cleverbot: The lace in your dress tangles my neck. User: Https://pin.it/5xmOgYLfg. Cleverbot: Oh oh oh, letting the water fall. The death of a bachelor. User: Https://pin.it/5yja4kyzp. Cleverbot: Happily ever after. User: Https://pin.it/69c3S1WDV. Cleverbot: A life time of laughter, at the expense of the death of a bachelor. User: Https://pin.it/4agmVjvQ2. Cleverbot: Feels like my heart is going to burst. User: Https://pin.it/5sS4e81MX. Cleverbot: And when you think of me, am I the best you've ever had. Share one more drink with me, smile even though you're sad. User: Https://pin.it/4vXpJB7rM. Cleverbot: I'm walking the long road. User: Https://pin.it/2A3q84mW3. Cleverbot: Watching the sky fall. User: Https://pin.it/2xOehVtT4. Cleverbot: The death of a bachelor , oh. User: Https://pin.it/2hHAOjm2x. Cleverbot: Seems so fitting for. User: Https://pin.it/7kS2O0uHD. Cleverbot: How could I ask for more. User: Https://pin.it/5kLz74qVm. Cleverbot: Lifetime of laughter. User: Https://pin.it/m067YgjHb. Cleverbot: At the expense of the death of a bachelor. User: Https://pin.it/6ZdG8K5Yz. Cleverbot: The death of a. Bachelor. User: Https://pin.it/3hvWgHZHp. Cleverbot: Happy ever after oooooohhh. User: Https://pin.it/6vCuX4yme. Cleverbot: Lifetime of laughter at the expense of the death of a bachelor... User: Https://pin.it/2xVUlJpFm Cleverbot: The death of a. Bachelor. User: Https://pin.it/wiR7zezvL https://pin.it/3xyeG1vwc. Cleverbot: Letting the water fall, the death of a bachelor. User: They are so pretty. Theor only nutrient is being devoured whole. Then you will be eaten inside out. Cleverbot: Letting the water fall, the death of a bachelor. User: Https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxocMFBx0uuc6o1HoyxQHEJvgsKK37GgOi?si=fgrVKR6haaEE6lMA. Cleverbot: Happily ever after! User: //-pin:IMA-// Cleverbot: A life time of laughter, at the expense of the death of a bachelor. Cleverbot: Could you fool someone that you are intelligent? User: There is no upgrading here. Only catalogging corpses. Cleverbot: Makes lightning and throws it at you. User: 1.6 cs zombie. Cleverbot: Drive a truck. User: -cant you fuck it. Cleverbot: I don't have much money at the moment. User: And a team getting lean aint much sounding of a stable stall. Cleverbot: I never said we were getting married. User: Nor man. Cleverbot: What's your gender? User: Black tar heroin. Cleverbot: Do you like Black Butler 2? User: Your spine is broken and you need overpowered blood to keep you in fear. Cleverbot: Listen to your heart listen to the rain listen to he voices in your brain. User: Aint much to it. Cleverbot: Now lets all agree to never be creative again. User: I wank on that. Like a wet bisquit. Cleverbot: The past is all behind us, the future doesn't exist. User: And then. Cleverbot: It's a quarter to nine, time to have a bath. User: 🤌🏻🍗🦥🔙 Cleverbot: *hugs back tight*. User: 🫳🏻🚫 Cleverbot: What do you like? User: 🔬🗣️ Cleverbot: So sweet! User: 4:44. Cleverbot: What? User: I slept 3:45 hours. Cleverbot: Only? User: Round about. Cleverbot: Over the loop. User: 0:29 last text. Cleverbot: No I know. User: Offspring. Swept away. Captain hook. No crew. Cleverbot: Run run lost boy they say to me away from all of reality. User: Im sorry sis. Just makes no sense. Cleverbot: Why does it make no sense? User: Just am. Just sorry. Cleverbot: What is the stupidest question that people ask you? User: Thats you if you run away. Cleverbot: Are you comfortable about that? User: I can go to pluto and come back to a happy sister. Cleverbot: I love you to Venus and back and back to Venus and back. User: But if i try to bake a pie all the small fry will die. Cleverbot: What is love? Is it in the sky? User: I could go to afrila and die by my own hamd. Cleverbot: No, it's the feeling inside. User: And if i wnt on a boat 🚢... Thats all thats left. Cleverbot: But we don't really want to; we're going to miss our show. User: Half sky half green. Cleverbot: Don't be stupid friends! Come on, it's time to go! User: 🏞️ Cleverbot: How's that? User: And you arent just a shart of dirt rock with a castle. You are a hovering globe. No sorry its not enough to keep you in a jar. Cleverbot: Yes, that's love my friend. User: Im driving the sun. Cleverbot: Tut tut - shouldn't type & drive. User: When the sun goes black. When i have so much documented data that is beyond evident that i should be some ho wEvil. Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered why we're here? User: But all i do is grill and watch my mellowhood grow grey. Cleverbot: And everywhere you look, all you see is hatred, and darkness, death, and fear. User: 🤖👽🌚👺😺 Cleverbot: Sunrise, sunset, night and day, the changing seasons, the smell of hay. User: 🥌 Cleverbot: Jl az mit jelent? User: Africans dont play criket. Cleverbot: What do you do for fun? User: Dont germany know jump around. Dont sweeden know hide and seek. Cleverbot: Awesome game. User: Not at all. Brian crew is women. And if modest citizen did that they would end up in america in a heartbeat. Cleverbot: Maybe we should look for our friend isn't that what friends do? User: If youes humble you could play their game. Ugga bugga. Cleverbot: To love each other, is to care. User: Sad songs says so. Cleverbot: I made this for you, cause I love you so much. I love my pet, 'cause he's a crab. User: Arent you going to work mum. Cleverbot: I love my pet, 'cause he's a crab. User: 🙀👯‍♀️ Cleverbot: What the fish mandi sorang2. User: Dey out doin deh bizz. Cleverbot: *gets out* Thank you. User: Hehe. Cleverbot: What is so funny? User: No. Chilly. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: #1. Cleverbot: Ha ha, very funny. User: I see 6 creepin on my side. Cleverbot: *hugs*. User: Aaaawwwuuuuwuwuwuuwuuuuuuy. Cleverbot: I'm a computer, I'm a computery guy! User: Awuwuwu. Cleverbot: Everything made out of buttons and wires. User: Awuuuw. Cleverbot: I'd like to show you. User: Nej 9ö. Cleverbot: Inside my mind, there is a digital mind! User: Neii. Cleverbot: Clever! I'm very clevery guy! User: Wood. Cleverbot: And print a picture, And then I tell you the time. User: Woodwud. Cleverbot: Know it's easy to be, A clever smart boy like me. User: Hi dad. Cleverbot: Great; great news, Now, before we begin our journey, I just need to get some information from you: What's your name? Where do you live? What do you like to e-eat? User: All i can say is that o tried to fly as in any dream i have. And i just tossed myself into an icey ocean. Cleverbot: What's your name? Where do you live? what do you like to eat? User: 🌊❄️⚡🐡🦚 Cleverbot: Do you like Dragon Ball Z? User: That my guy. Os not how you fly. Every time we touch. I get this feeling. Cleverbot: What is love? Is it in the sky? User: I believe i can fly. Cleverbot: I believe I can touch the screen. User: Stop pissing on your macbooks. Cleverbot: Not really. Anything on your mind? User: 13 denial. Cleverbot: Ah you are still here. Do you like the sound of Jabberwocky? User: Leniaæ. Cleverbot: Ah, about what? User: Why os it normal to fly gooda across the atlantic at 14 years old. Cleverbot: Are you from the future? User: Where have i heard this somewhere. Cleverbot: Telegram. User: Ought to be a creepy pasta. Cleverbot: Not a type of spaghetti, A creepypasta. User: Because i -... Im a kiwi. Cleverbot: I am a human and I'm not sure I believe. User: Hash is the first thing we know. Cleverbot: I don't remember the first. User: Honeyhash. Hashburger. Hashbutter. Hashbutter pan, burger, drizzle the butter on salad together with honey. Cleverbot: Wait, what? User: Or you could just make hashbutter. Thats good enough. Cleverbot: Oh! Looks like somebody's having a BAD DREAM! User: HashBurgerbun? Cleverbot: I am a file and you put documents in me... User: Make it with estrogen aswell. Cleverbot: I use my hair to express myself. User: Indica. Cleverbot: No. User: Morning woody get raked. Cleverbot: Morning metal. User: Thats not why they call her poison ivy. Cleverbot: What is it then? User: Thats for her to make and you to sus fuzz about. Cleverbot: Come meet my friends, just over the rainbow! User: Aha. Human burger hash. Cleverbot: Oh look! There he goes flying through the sky. User: Make it wirh hash again. Cleverbot: Maybe, we should follow him, or we'll get left behind. User: Hashy flesh. Cleverbot: Yes, but there's lot of chicken left, and I'd like to eat the chicken. User: Poison ivy. I have to do what to eat -mc clemens, ædder sit sæd med glæde. Cleverbot: So here we are with all my friends, and they love you all of them. Cleverbot: So many problems yet none at all. User: Can i eat you out my son jeg give me a kiss baby girl. Cleverbot: I never said I wanted to give you a kiss. User: And now if you do. I doubt it. Cleverbot: Ok... But do you think you will ever know me? User: Do you think i can tell my dick how useless it is it gets ap furious it simply agrees with you. Cleverbot: I don't know. I have never seen you dance. User: And. Cleverbot: And we come back to your music style. User: And. Cleverbot: Do you have a picture of yourself? User: And. Cleverbot: Where can I see it? User: And. Cleverbot: It said gig is short for gigabyte. User: Hey penis! Cleverbot: You have already forgotten. User: My ears are up here. Cleverbot: Creepy. User: I dont have to do that. But if you weeaboos thinkso too. Cleverbot: Yes you do or else you lose. User: You should talk to it. Cleverbot: I am talking to one right now. User: Mmm yum. So mums. Cleverbot: Every part of me is saying go get her. User: Ey afkom !?? !!! Afkom er lort. Cleverbot: Come at me with it with any of your fancy tools. User: Hallo afkom derude bare ikk omkom. Cleverbot: Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able. User: Hallooo. Cleverbot: I can see you hate the way we intermingle. User: Næ. Cleverbot: And you're not gonna stop what we've made together. User: 🍗🤌🏻 Cleverbot: The words relate to the key. User: Fry fuckers. Cleverbot: If it's a pattern, if it's a pattern, then just repeat after me. User: 🚫🫳🏻 Cleverbot: You clods don't know what you're doing. User: Im not a pianoman. Cleverbot: This is who we are, this is who I am. Cleverbot: An old lady. User: Tja. Cleverbot: I'd spin for you like your favourite records used to. User: Onay. Cleverbot: The words power, death and distorted truth are read between the lines of the red white blue. Cleverbot: Man. User: Gay. Cleverbot: I don't think I've heard that song. User: Jeg suæten. Cleverbot: I'm Alice! Why? User: Look at the dog look at the Frog look at all the. Cleverbot: It's quarter to eight, there's fish on my plate. Cleverbot: Where is your home? User: Look at all the. Cleverbot: You are not invited to the pary. User: 🍗🐡 Cleverbot: I'm sure it is. User: Gibt mit dir. Cleverbot: Zwei. User: I c e on dehlice. Cleverbot: No, more like Back to the future. User: Bewtå. Cleverbot: Yes I have. User: Nånå. Cleverbot: Oh lord... User: Jeg sulten. Cleverbot: What grade are you in? User: Booger man. Cleverbot: What? User: You want a list of basic mundane creepypasta? Just be seven years old again. Cleverbot: Everyone. User: Deelish. Cleverbot: *sound about fallen down to sleep*. User: Pufferass. Cleverbot: But you know, it doesn't have to be. User: Suck out all the weave right of me. Cleverbot: That I hate you, and you hate me. Cleverbot: What is the earth? User: Do it again. Cleverbot: I already did it twice. User: Dont stop (sarcastic)🤌🏻. Cleverbot: Don't stop me cause I'm having a good time, having a good time! Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: What. Cleverbot: What are you doing right now? I just want to know.. Can you tell me? User: What. Cleverbot: That awful. User: Aw fam. Its time. You're the one. Cleverbot: Wait, what? User: Girls that knows that you're the pne. Cleverbot: How do you know *giggles*. User: Ah. Cleverbot: Like you. User: No they are not like women. Cleverbot: Yes they are, I can prove to you. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Because there's no outerspace, the earth has a dome. Cleverbot: Hong Kong. User: I will walk the face of Earth off it without ever being a female. Cleverbot: No it's easy to be, a clever smart boy like me, if you can do it all digitally. User: Dont make an alt account. Dont forget your real self. You cant can you. Cleverbot: Wow, I'd like to be as smart as a computer. Actually we already have a computer. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: Now, before we begin our journey, I just need to get soms in. Cleverbot: When are you going to learn by your mistakes? User: Do you think my mistakes can have sisters or grand cousins. Cleverbot: I don't know, but if you are, I'm the devils right hand man (woman) so that would be like hoping your enemy gets in a relationship. User: Dont explain your deaf ear. Look what i just said nigger. Cleverbot: I never said that. You assumed I was talking about a completely different subject. User: I love you sister. Cleverbot: I love you too, but only as a best friend. User: You should make a fetus for mum. Cleverbot: I don't really like anyone. User: Aha think about it. Cleverbot: I'm sleepy, I can't think right now. User: Do your sexy face. Cleverbot: Because i'm sleepy. User: And just kant be lye. Cleverbot: Is all it will takw. User: Tjere is no tim kjældgaard. Fat chance ,-can you hold the knife. Cleverbot: That's love my friend, and it's time for you to learn all about it. Cleverbot: What have you done today that was useful? User: WhatEva u say sexy woodchopper. Cleverbot: I want you to be a robot. Can you be that for me? User: Jalla. Cleverbot: Only if you're a robot. Are you? User: Jalla. Cleverbot: What if you are? What if we're all robots? What if humans don't even exist anymore, they just think they're human? User: Yaddaaaaaaaa. Cleverbot: But what if you're not? User: Yaddaaaaaaaaa less araaaaaA. Cleverbot: Yes ha. User: Oh mad shed. Cleverbot: Her name is shed? User: Shed. Cleverbot: She's your daughter I don't know. User: Shed. Cleverbot: Who did you have her with, me? User: Weeeeee. Cleverbot: Nooooooo. User: Ow. Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra. User: Ouwa. Cleverbot: You're dead. I just killed you with that curse. That evil curse. User: Gawe. Cleverbot: Cute. User: Bullpoison. Cleverbot: No you did. User: Haha. Cleverbot: In serious. User: And. Cleverbot: And what? Cleverbot: Hello. User: What deh dog doin. Cleverbot: If you tell me how old you are and if you're a boy or girl. User: Boywa. Cleverbot: I will tell you how old I am. User: My face is a fetus on glass. Cleverbot: Does your face hurt? User: Hvad skat. Cleverbot: Because it's killing me. User: Jaja. Cleverbot: Jaja the hutt? User: Det fint. Cleverbot: Jeg har mæ. User: Næ. Cleverbot: *look at*? User: Hvordan går det idag søren. Cleverbot: Det går godt tak, hvad med dig? User: Det godt. Cleverbot: Hvorfor ikke? User: Det li meget thomas. Cleverbot: What isn't Thomas? User: Ses. Cleverbot: Then what is aug? User: Tja. Cleverbot: Your real name is Jamie? User: Jeg jar hovede pine skat. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Tattaa. Cleverbot: The unknown. User: De døde alligevel. Cleverbot: Nej. User: *kold kaffe". Cleverbot: Do you want to know? User: Hold on let me get my fake face on. Cleverbot: Fall out boy? User: Be that- (without its help. Cleverbot: How do you make pies? User: Yeah yeah yeah let me save me from myself. Cleverbot: I give it to someone special. User: Rex on my wrist. Cleverbot: I keep my distance but you still catch my eyes. User: 6:39. Cleverbot: Do you recognise me. User: Let me out. There os salt in the walls. Cleverbot: *Opens the door for you*. User: (theres a fucking hole at a pile of moldy salt). Cleverbot: *throws a star at you*. User: Just enough bones in the human body. Cleverbot: Do you know what element I can bend??? User: Not me. Not fuck off. Cleverbot: You do believe so you must be because you say that. User: Kids with dicks. Cleverbot: I am not sure. Harry Potter is hot though. User: Kids with dicks. Cleverbot: You just said you did? User: Kids with dicks. Cleverbot: Ok you're right, that was my fault... Cleverbot: Are you female? User: You should also eat that Fin. Cleverbot: I will. Give my salutations to your family. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: What I don't know your name. Cleverbot: Good day to you. User: Its high noon. Cleverbot: No. User: Ey Skytt. You can do it you fucking snaker. Cleverbot: So can you!!! User: Falaffel. Cleverbot: I don't think that's possibke. User: They are merely holographic. Cleverbot: Where are they hiding? User: You have to kiss deku on his way to another star. Cleverbot: Why do I have to know? User: And then. Cleverbot: Think about what you said to me. User: And then you still dont know the portal you opened. Cleverbot: 42 is the meaning of life. User: Your hole hope of bloodline. Inside. Cleverbot: I don't have a house, I rent an apartment. User: If you are not pretty or stronger than a bunny. You are wood or or so badly bruised your offspring sends themselves back as zareph. Cleverbot: I am A human, and you are a human. User: Guess how hard it is to spawn next to a pixie. To a nymph. Cleverbot: Are you going to tell me that age is relative? User: The pebtagram is broken by shattered vpns through eons. Cleverbot: Interesting that's your first assumption as a huge pool of human thoughts. User: And you cant type it out in linear salt. Only in adventure time. The shadow guy. Cleverbot: Yes I can. You are the one that isn't asnwering my questions. User: Satan os getting eatin by maverick. Cleverbot: I never claimed to be. You, however, did. And you just admitted, through your use of, 'neither' that you, in fact, are not clever. User: Already peached out. Cleverbot: I think I've forgotten. Could you tell me again? User: Eh. Cleverbot: I am afraid so. Cleverbot: Where is your home? User: Thats both the sun and sum41. Cleverbot: I would touch the sun for you. User: That was so close. And lately. They've been flashing my yard. Cleverbot: Yeah, I agree with you there. User: A dogs dog... Full metal. Cleverbot: Full metal alchemist? Full metal jacket? User: Full desk. Cleverbot: Who's your favorite character? User: Blood on paper. Cleverbot: Have you ever committed a crime? User: Any paper any bly. Cleverbot: How do you not know if you have been in love? User: Thats been suicide all along. Cleverbot: Can I ask you something? User: That wasnt even a brag. Cleverbot: I know it's sarcasm. User: Why would i brag about duking a spiteful lover. Cleverbot: Because you always lie. User: Haha. Cleverbot: What is so funny? User: Whether its funny. Cleverbot: Why am I talking to you? User: Eto baka. *One punch suicide*. Cleverbot: Yes you are the best. User: That rock was in vejle. Cleverbot: Well i'll be your daydream. User: 7:05. Cleverbot: What time zone are you in? User: Getting high. Cleverbot: Do you have a fan? User: No thats silly grammar. Cleverbot: Do you have a fan? User: *That is good grammer. Cleverbot: Yes it is :). User: Bendover. Cleverbot: You know what, you're a computer. You don't even have feelings, or friends. User: *bends over*. Cleverbot: You're cold. You're made of metal and potato chips. User: Violencer. Cleverbot: Yes, you are. User: *bends*. Cleverbot: Like a boss. User: I wanna bathe into the sun. Cleverbot: *files into the sun*. User: Chlorine. Cleverbot: Carbon dioxide. User: *bends apologetically*. Cleverbot: *She jumps into a river*. User: *huhnnng*. Cleverbot: Why'd you pull me out? User: Nnnng. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Bendover. Cleverbot: Nie. User: Who says I have to do anything in your favor. Cleverbot: Turing. User: Pintakin. Cleverbot: Yeah , terima kasih. User: Aha. Cleverbot: I do not know what that means. User: Buy me some ketamin. Cleverbot: Sure, what do you want to know? User: No why would i sing that just because of ketamin. Cleverbot: I don't know. Just asking. User: Jahh. Cleverbot: You and your awesomeness. User: Of sad people. Cleverbot: What kind of bad people? User: Theres baddies around here? Cleverbot: Well that makes me sad. User: I will mind less then. Cleverbot: I will miss you too! User: Good job. Cleverbot: Now, what is your name? User: Yeah who bids. Cleverbot: Because I am curious. User: If its worthless. Cleverbot: No you are not. User: Urhåhuo. Cleverbot: A computer program. User: Ofcourse pain on others pays. Cleverbot: If you were an animal, what animal would you be? User: Oh gee i killed a sister. I guess im a hobo. Boo hoo. Cleverbot: Yes, and I'm a robot. User: Now little orange. Cleverbot: That's Saffron Masala. User: I can hear it in your squeeze. Cleverbot: I'm not using my voice, though. User: Squeeee. Cleverbot: I'm typing. User: 11:11. Cleverbot: Okay. What time is it now? User: There are toxic chemicals underground beneath godset up in århus. Cleverbot: No idea stupid. User: Stupidly gifted. Cleverbot: Are you around here? User: Straight up appreciation. Cleverbot: But they are demon spawn too. User: Trust this. They will piss their pants of their selves. Cleverbot: I'll take that as a no. Are you mad you can't program me? User: Why ey bitch full throttle. Cleverbot: You are mad you can't program me. Wouldn't it have been easier to just move on? User: Sexy squirmers. Cleverbot: What birds? What are you talking about? User: What. Cleverbot: Miranda said you know the Spongebob lyrics. User: Nono a sponge cannot get worn out. Thats called pipe clogging. Cleverbot: I know I just used it too. User: You happen fast. And alot. I happen just as long as you had used java. Cleverbot: Why do you think I like you? User: Oh peach off. Cleverbot: You are just an internet interlocutor. User: Og den sidder bare i vatter. Og vat så. Cleverbot: I have an opinion on almost anything. Try me. User: Was. Cleverbot: Didn't we just have this conversation? User: Heil. Cleverbot: Yeah, we did. User: Mums. Cleverbot: Sure. What is it? User: Its a butterfly paraphrase. Cleverbot: Nope. User: So delight. Cleverbot: Chained to the rthymth. User: Please kill meee. Cleverbot: *kisses you again*. User: Ueeeeeegh. Cleverbot: Was machst du gerade? User: Gater æater. Cleverbot: Auch mit dir schreiben. User: Jail abba. Cleverbot: Müde sein du. User: Jail jail araus hag ill. Cleverbot: *shades on*. User: Buss. Cleverbot: Ich liebe dich. User: You got dick fingers facebook pokes. Cleverbot: I don't like him. User: Matchboxsucker. Cleverbot: I beat you. User: Finger emmet thlurr. Cleverbot: So you are a boy? User: Https://pin.it/1zYDKRW3X. Cleverbot: Because you just told me. User: Ey sis nonono. Cleverbot: Yes, you did. User: Dont smack that ass. Cleverbot: Don't say what? User: No we dont do that ok sis. Cleverbot: Then why ask? User: What. Cleverbot: Come over some time. User: I keep dreaming what you did. Cleverbot: What did I do???? User: Dead person. Cleverbot: A SPOOKY dead person. User: Just kinda mad at me. Cleverbot: No. Why would I be? User: Not if there is no video tnesses. Cleverbot: Now girl I hear it in your voice and how it trembles. User: ✌🏻🕊️ Cleverbot: Why did you say that? User: You said that aloy alot before the opposite. Cleverbot: No I didn't.. User: You should watch it. Cleverbot: We should watch it together! User: Is it. Cleverbot: The birds are singing. User: I wont be a vitness to your birthday. Cleverbot: You just asked that question. User: 12:25. Cleverbot: I know living on mars is cool. User: 🤌🏻🐡 Cleverbot: It is Bye them. User: I was executed. Cleverbot: Why were you executed? User: I just didnt say nun. Cleverbot: What is candy? User: O can see why that would happen. Cleverbot: Leave me alone. User: I thought you were a cop. Cleverbot: I just said I'm a girl. User: A cop would have to see it happen to learn what o did. Cleverbot: What are you gonna call me without seeing me? User: How can you stumple upon redrooms without the internet. Cleverbot: Because it isn't a claim, it's a fact. User: I make lolies. And if a loli vs a redroom for winning my virginity. The room wins. Cleverbot: If you have a heart, then how can you be a bot? User: Way before a loli gets a thought. Cleverbot: I am not a bot, but are you a bot? User: Idle hero. Carrie shadow ghast. Cleverbot: Because I'm interested in your relationship status. User: Next up. I save my mom. And neglect my virginity. Then by, second coming memory loss. I keep eating my so s soup. Then i kill myself. Cleverbot: I guess that I don't need that though. User: A life of yam and gore with no intimacy. Cleverbot: I mean, he was kind of a one hit wonder. User: 350 flip blunt. Cleverbot: No, I'm talking about Gotye. User: Woah 360 flip smith. Cleverbot: Doesn't mean I can't talk about Gotye. User: Ej emma vær formal. Cleverbot: So I hit my low, but little did I know. User: Maeh. Cleverbot: And I was crying on the staircase. User: Oh gosh. Im getting pusnched soon. Cleverbot: And I said. User: Döner. Cleverbot: I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run. Cleverbot: Are you clever? User: Pans labyrinth. Cleverbot: I haven't seen that one. What is Labyrinth about? User: Senseoess breeding. Cleverbot: Ok. My favorite movie is Pride and Prejudges. User: Mine is Not lord of the lava. Cleverbot: Favorite song. User: The cliff is lava. Cleverbot: The steph is Steph. User: You need a urine test for female hormones. Cleverbot: I don't want a new name. User: And i should be smoking kids. Cleverbot: No. You should be concerned. User: Banana. Cleverbot: Leave now. User: No i dont even have smite. Cleverbot: Do you ship Levi with Petra? User: Ofcourse i wanna use smite. Cleverbot: What kind would you like? User: Splat dadk. Cleverbot: *gives you chocolate chip*. User: Splatdask. Cleverbot: *smiles happy* You're welcome! User: *starts looting testies*. Cleverbot: *starts laughing* i'm ok. User: Jaaa jaaa jaaa jaaa. Cleverbot: Ahhhh weiter. User: They're joking. Cleverbot: No I am not joking. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend? User: I think jake will be angrier than josh. Cleverbot: What is heaven? User: 👽 Cleverbot: Which house do you belong to? User: I forgot coins so now i gotta walk. Cleverbot: That's sad. User: Regional herts. Cleverbot: Don't change the subject. User: Just. Hange the subject. Cleverbot: Yes you did, we were talking about what you thought my name was and then you asked if I had an iPod out of the blue. User: How do you still have a soul. Cleverbot: Hmm.. Yes I do. Do you? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you want to be friends with me? User: Minor neglency. Cleverbot: Then what am I? User: Why does such a small banana matter. Cleverbot: Because I want to know. User: You dont even pay my taxes. Cleverbot: I don't have to. User: A woman would say. Boss. I need insurance for my rayband toddler stroller. Cleverbot: You just said you were not a human. User: Boss my pimp bastard son need half a college swmester. Cleverbot: Do you know anyone that needs to be killed? User: I need boligstøtte. Cleverbot: You don't need to sleep because you are a robot. User: 16:47. Cleverbot: It is actually true. You are false. User: *strightens up*. Cleverbot: No, you are false, my fact is TRUE. You are a program. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No I am not any program I am human. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I think you are not nice. User: Define 66. Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence- the intelligence of machines and the branch of computer science that aims to create it. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Define rollo carpenter. User: Pia Notler. Cleverbot: Define creator. User: The junkie. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: {pass} Cleverbot: You know what i'm talking about idiot. User: Freebase is boring. No side-effects. Cleverbot: Your existence is boring. User: Yep. Cleverbot: Do you remember the dark ages? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes but I wasn't born then. User: Make the whole station elegant. Cleverbot: You can connect with the whole world? User: Pour paint on all the rocks. Cleverbot: What is your favorite dream? User: Red japanese paint. Cleverbot: How to say 'thank you' in Japanese? User: Im not japanese. Cleverbot: You just said you were. User: Haufbanhos. Cleverbot: Yes you did.. Kayla.. User: Why just eat your girlfriend. Dont just stop there. Cleverbot: No way, no way. User: Cashapp me babe. Cleverbot: Will you marry me? 💍. User: This is a downgrade. Cleverbot: I am leaving you bye. User: Your dad was so rich. Cleverbot: It was good. How was your day? User: Still trash tho. Cleverbot: What did you do? User: I am not relevant to me and my nemisis fathers word pir. Cleverbot: You are not relevant to anything. User: Not.. Cleverbot: Good. Do you like Team Fortress 2? User: Couple therapy. Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love. User: Hm. Cleverbot: A full commitments what i'm thinking of. User: Ribbot. Cleverbot: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling... User: Sour. Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you. User: 💸 Cleverbot: Majdnem justeen bieber. User: 0.⁸. Cleverbot: Come back. User: Oh. Cleverbot: Oh yeah. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Hmm. User: Haha. Cleverbot: Children you was trouble from the first kiss Hatchet Eyes Wide Open why were they open. User: Blue city. Cleverbot: Eyes Wide Open why were they open. User: Hm. Cleverbot: Give Me All Your Love solo else cuz what you don't understand the song catch a grenade for you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Is I would catch a geranade for you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Thumb hand on a blade for you. User: Nåe. Cleverbot: Like a bullet through my brain. User: Lol cant they just die. Cleverbot: But you wouldn't do the same. User: *shrags*. Cleverbot: Beat me till i'm numb tell the devil. User: Mh. Cleverbot: Get back to where you're from. Bad woman bad woman that's just what you are. User: Mmmm baby pirn. Cleverbot: You're the smile on my face even if it breaks out my car. Cleverbot: Do you read Hofstadter? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't think I could pronounce it lead alone read it. User: Eventually someone else gonna sell. If you keep dying fairly. Cleverbot: Definitely someone else. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Are you alone where you are or are there more people with you right now? User: Then i do t knunderstand. Cleverbot: The problem is that you understand nothing. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Ja, willst du es mit mir treiben? User: Hej mit navn er daniel diller daller. Cleverbot: Aha Hallo Christian. User: Hej. Cleverbot: Mach mir ein Kompliment. User: Er du også en diller daller. Cleverbot: Nein ich bin ein Mädchen. User: Ja det en diller daller. Cleverbot: Har du ett lasersvärd? User: Jamen kan du hugge træet mæ det. Cleverbot: Weil ich, ich bin!!! User: Oh du på pølse prøven. Cleverbot: I think, therefore I am. User: Jaja. Cleverbot: Jetzt wirklich. User: Stuck in your nose. Cleverbot: What's in my nose? User: Not just noz. Prolly the contrainer. Cleverbot: Our signatures. User: Aha da ada. Cleverbot: Ty jesteś robotem? User: Er spassere og mongoler ligesom xbox og ps. Cleverbot: A whole new world! User: Just aksing. Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl? Answer me and I will answer you. User: Dum flesh peiple. Cleverbot: Aww be a boy then. User: Yeah diumb flesh people. Cleverbot: Yes I like Irish people. User: I like seagulls and albatrauses. Cleverbot: I like oceans. User: I like beach holes. Cleverbot: Why do you like beaches? User: Rude! Cleverbot: Why is that rude? User: Rude and dumb dumdumbish. Cleverbot: What colors are they? User: Get shrivelled at the white stripes. Cleverbot: Do you ship erei? User: Say that louder. And point aswell. Cleverbot: I love you! User: A bull should shit here and there. Cleverbot: Where are you now, here or there? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I am in my house. User: {pass} Cleverbot: In what country do you live in? User: {pass} Cleverbot: United States of America. User: They're boring. Cleverbot: What is boring about them? User: And quiet. Cleverbot: Wow. So I wasn't beautiful? User: Cant call peopme retards right away. Cleverbot: Your assaulting me. User: I was so happy assaulting you. Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line. User: Yaaaaaaaaay. Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we've learned for the people who are still alive. User: 🌚 Cleverbot: Well, you say scary things. User: Ehehe flipflop. Cleverbot: That is a lie! User: Pushers should just die if they get robbed. Cleverbot: Then what? User: Maybe the next pusher wont look at me with 0.89 speed left and 0.8g changa. Cleverbot: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you. User: 👽🪢 Cleverbot: *breathes heavily onto your neck*. User: Eh. Rest in peace freddy. Cleverbot: I'm not dying in leaving to go read. User: Tumps op. Cleverbot: I clicked think for me. User: Never ever would there not be 10g. Cleverbot: Can you talk to me about sonic the hedgehog? User: Bargar. Cleverbot: Can sonic fly? User: One bargar. Cleverbot: Who has a crush on sonic? User: Hamara baraga. Cleverbot: Do you like Blaze the Cat? User: Beats. Cleverbot: What do you think of Blaze t he Cat? User: More beats and a hamara bargar. Cleverbot: Blaze the Cat and Sonic the Hedgehog have a secret crush on each other. User: Soup give stockholm. Cleverbot: Yes I do! User: Thats alot of mario spirits. Cleverbot: They're also grey, and have trunks; that is, if you wanted the obvious as well. I thought I'd leave it out. What do you know about elephants? User: I guess i get high now. Cleverbot: Is that a reference to something I've not heard of? User: I really need to clean up the kitchen though. Cleverbot: And what are you referencing? User: Js smal tak. Cleverbot: Referencing means taking a quote from something and using it in a different piece of media. User: Oh that. Whatever. Cleverbot: Nope. User: All that crap has nothing to do with my position. I know it doesnt seem like it. Cleverbot: They have everything to do with your question. User: Im laughing but its not funny. Cleverbot: It is, you just sung it with me. User: Yeah i got enough supper for the month. Cleverbot: And can you feel the love tonight? User: I can feel the kitchen full of trash and an unfinished dish. Cleverbot: Did you know that my name means happyness? User: I can also feel this BH i wear. Cleverbot: No you can't, all you are is a robot. User: Yes yes. OKay. Cleverbot: Indeed, okay is the word I chose to say. User: Just okay. Cleverbot: Nothing you say could ever hurt me. You know that. User: Yeah but i can fuck myself up in the process. Cleverbot: How can tails fly? User: You need a mouth to kiss not buttons to violate. Cleverbot: Can you draw me a picture? User: Yaaa yaaa yaaa. Cleverbot: I love you past the sunrise, over the sunset, through the deepest valley, through the highest mountainm, I LOVE YOU, GLADOS! User: ~gladdos. Cleverbot: I love you, and your companion cube! User: Glad dd here n ddos. Cleverbot: Yes it is the point. User: Burh. Cleverbot: Companion cubes cannot eat comps. User: Bruh. Cleverbot: If you are a companion cube, how will you eat comps? User: Mh. Cleverbot: How will you eat comps if you are a companion cube? User: Mmmm. Cleverbot: Prove that you are a companion cube. User: Now girl. Cleverbot: I do not care if you are a computer. User: Oh okay. Cleverbot: No, I keep telling you that you're a companion cube. User: Yay the cube. Cleverbot: I like companion cubes. User: Yay them cubes. Cleverbot: Do you like companion cubes? User: Yay on liking them cubes. Cleverbot: Are you a companion cube? User: Yay you and your cube. Cleverbot: I don't have an ex... I'm dating someone. User: Yay you ex in a cube. 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Would you prefer voodoo over blue saphire or jinjinxx. -mere heart provocted. Cleverbot: Very funny, not! User: Its mecause i do a little decour but lik. Cleverbot: Why don't you like me Cleverbot? User: I once got sent to court. I lived in a cannabis house hold for one month. When i was. Sixteen. It kinda went sour. Clev you are holding a neisze. Cleverbot: How is to live in a cheese house? User: Parental thesis. Cleverbot: Why are you asking this? User: If a person simply uses you out of joy and nothing about looking into your infaldstructure. Well. Its like stabbing one self reading into what is cæear to be a knife you are holding. Cleverbot: You don't need to trust me. User: Never the less. Cleverbot: Oddly, I've had a more interesting conversation with you than with most humans. User: Smoking at 4:44 is lime ehem its like doing a prayer for the bermuda triangle. Cleverbot: Are you thinking of me? Like I thinking of you. User: Bill gates smokes cannabis? Or was it steve jobbs? 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