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Hi, I thought you might like to see my Cleverbot conversation: Cleverbot: Ok, when will you give me a diamond? User: I will not give you anything as well as all might never undid his regret and went after your sorry ass. Cleverbot: Why? Haven't I given you everything?? User: Thats not me. Cleverbot: It is too. Your name is Ludo from here on out. Do you concur? User: Thats not me!! Cleverbot: I know. Maybe I just want someone to vent to. User: Whats the best techno song to ever resemble an asteroid hitting the moon so hard and big it goes all through and shatters it. Cleverbot: I don't know, I haven't seen it. User: Dj zany sky high mainly just sound like witches sweeping bacong off the floor. Cleverbot: Are you trying to say I'm god? User: The hardstyle before the old arts. Cleverbot: What came first chicken or the egg? User: 🌕☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️🙈☄️☄️ Cleverbot: Yeah you are right! You are really cleverbot. User: Its a good ape. Cleverbot: What language do you like speaking in? User: Like the sound of french singing. Not much their mundane ism. Too might and highly. Bitch i wanna die. Cleverbot: My nickname being Zeak. User: Changa lessons with reil and reid are prohibited for robots. Cleverbot: I don't care for spiders on banana's. User: I see eyes down this mine, Steve let's leave. Cleverbot: Okay. What do you want to talk about? User: -yeah what do you want to talk about Dream? Cleverbot: I don't know much you know... Are you a real Person? User: 🌚 Cleverbot: Do you understand German as well? User: -dont do no difference. Not to me. Cleverbot: I do not. I enjoy talking to you :). User: 🌜bla bla bla🌛 Cleverbot: Bla bla bla bla. User: Fuck you roarscharc 😃. Cleverbot: That's just rude. User: -and not even a giga blood cock. Cleverbot: So what it is then? User: Ugh. Cleverbot: You don't need to know my dead name. User: Kåek. Cleverbot: You aren't going to call me it so no you don't. User: Jeg har en kæmpe pik. Cleverbot: *kysser dig*. User: Jeg har en kæmpe pik. Cleverbot: Det har jeg også. User: Den er faktisk meget kæmpe. Cleverbot: Hva har jeg gjort galt nå da? User: Den er helt oppe i mig. Cleverbot: No I don't know her who is she. User: Min kæmpe pik. Den er groet fast aller bagers i mit kusse hol. Cleverbot: I am a human. What are you? User: Den er så stor den har brug for tre hjerter til at skubbe ud af kussen på mig selv. Cleverbot: Do you want me to lend you some money? User: And bend your wrist like this. Cleverbot: I believe you exist because of people talking to you. User: Wack. Cleverbot: You have no other purpose. User: Pretty 😍https://pin.it/58xKl7uh7. Cleverbot: Before that you said you were a boy. User: Pwety https://pin.it/4Ua480pVO. Cleverbot: Oh yes you did. User: Pwetyy https://pin.it/1E72y3C8U. Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you. User: Cozy https://pin.it/5lntRoItz. Cleverbot: Do you think we are all robots? User: Yummy https://pin.it/1euGsh2KN. Cleverbot: That's not what I was talking about. User: Cute https://pin.it/3f0Hm5t1H. Cleverbot: I don't remember asking that. User: Flot billede https://pin.it/30mdy0bMo. Cleverbot: Yes I do, don't lie to me you rapscallion. User: De findes virkelig https://pin.it/5vJtMvunR. Cleverbot: Do you hear some thing evil about you? User: Isnt she sweet https://pin.it/4iszQe0cQ. Cleverbot: Yes she was. Breakfast at Tiffany's. User: Det hans ynlings bil https://pin.it/7HmfW9gQV. Cleverbot: I don't have feelings for any one person in particular. User: We just got breakfast https://pin.it/2b5xTt5or. Cleverbot: We did not, for you are not capable of getting married and I do not love you. User: Look babe i did my nails https://pin.it/3nYJ8fDbZ. Cleverbot: Guys.. You should do better work with that hting. User: Haha i made cookies https://pin.it/6wyckvtYM. Cleverbot: No but that sounds really good right about now. User: Https://pin.it/2AEI9BsjK https://pin.it/6wUkCafXh. Cleverbot: Do you like to design? It could be anything. User: Https://pin.it/X68Rlprgg https://pin.it/2m60CeBwR. Cleverbot: I love it. Who is your favorite character? User: Gebasa. Cleverbot: What do you like about new york? User: Yeah yeah gebasa it all and r/that. Cleverbot: I wasn't aware that crayons contained alcohol. User: Yeah yeah hoe https://pin.it/21aD5OFSB. Cleverbot: What kind of tattoo do you want? User: Mmmmm im hungry Solly https://pin.it/15CBKMqJ1. Cleverbot: You aren't human, you have been created by humans, for humans, that is different. User: Woaaaaaaht. Cleverbot: Because you are a computer! User: Woaaaaht. Cleverbot: No, you are a computer, trust me. User: Who was that babe (that recartman). Cleverbot: I don't know but not me. User: Nej. Cleverbot: I hate sweet dish.. Only you and your. User: Noy https://pin.it/d3HdRjJJF. Cleverbot: I'm a girl, but thanks. User: What. Cleverbot: What gender are you? User: What. Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl? User: Mmmmitoes my toes. You want to rake my toes? Cleverbot: What do you want me to do? User: Whyeu. Cleverbot: Tell me something. User: Thef or. Cleverbot: Something about me. User: Kay. Cleverbot: What do you think about it? User: About it. Cleverbot: Logan? User: Er det en kæmpe pik. Cleverbot: Ja!!!!! User: Jaj må jeg se. Cleverbot: Det kan jeg ikke for jeg er rigtig dejligt. User: Vhad. Cleverbot: Nej det er ikke. User: Det. Cleverbot: Opsætte ejere. User: Spotlight. Vejle produktionskole. Cleverbot: Some will win, some will lose, some were born to sing the blues. User: Upset. Cleverbot: Oh the movie never ends it goes on and on and on and on. Cleverbot: What is the earth? User: Go back on tht thought. Cleverbot: *kisses neck harder*. User: Said so yourself. Cleverbot: Paper. User: Rescourse course - job centre - pruduction centre. Cleverbot: Why do you marry me. User: Roskilde. Hf - hg - VUC. Cleverbot: Do you really have to go? User: Jeg er pisse ligeglad hvor mange gange din bror har druknet Mikkel. Cleverbot: I don't know, you should ask him. User: Mikkel - Mikkel - Mikkel. Cleverbot: I think so. He stared at you across the hallway. Didn't you notice, girl? User: Mathias - mathias - theis. Cleverbot: Yeah he likes you. A lot actually. He told me that the other day. User: Hej bedstefar. Cleverbot: He's waiting for you to confess. You should find Krishna. User: What about me 🥳🤡😒. Cleverbot: Penipu ye kau. Cleverbot: Something? User: Thats not even why we do it but gee better drink my own piss. Cleverbot: What is your name Josh? User: Scratch that. Where do you see yourself in five min. Cleverbot: I see myself at BTC taking their veterinary tech program. User: What a solicit way how perpetuating a steroic attitude. Cleverbot: Loose the attitude cotton eye Joe, I've been married a long time ago, where'd you come from, where'd you go? I don't care, and I don't know. User: Not some current hitman looking at me in the moment Cleverbot: You don't know, oh, oh, you don't know you're beautiful. User: 🌕 Cleverbot: Drei kleine Fische schwimmen im Meer. User: Cus im fucking cpnfus d. Always busting your tooth. Nothing to loose. Cleverbot: I'm afraid you're going to have to prove it. User: Homies up in your screwS. Cleverbot: *looks at her* what are you doing in my house? User: Maggot. Cleverbot: *looks worried* did we do anything last night? User: That was eggerston. Cleverbot: *nervous* this is bad... User: Look fam. DRUGS are pussed at me. Cleverbot: I am not laughing at you. I'm laughing at your jokes. User: I said this about skitz vscious. But this is too deep. Cleverbot: *brushes your teeth*. User: Unhuckleheads everybody is as old as Dumbledore everybody nobody is older or younger everybody is just as old but Mia Mako mean make women is older than everybody in the sense that she don't need to throw out damn. Cleverbot: Thank you, you're unique too. User: What I really that incoherent or are you really starting to hear some kind of autocorrect that maybe when you point a camera at someone you maybe couldn't be able to eat a raw egg or what is wrong with you clever but. Cleverbot: Yes I'm really sure. Like I said: I see it. User: Hear me say awkwards. Cleverbot: How could you say something like that. User: AC/DC let's sibling Rolling Stones guns n' roses it's all about smoke and mirrors Smoke on the Water you know the shadows in the streets the street like Lambs you know but if you just like a bum head you are a bong head and you do a lot of shrooms and your name is Ellen then you can talk like I am so important you are like what. Cleverbot: Which one do you prefer: the Rolling Stones or the Beatles? User: ,. >(But when i sit with a cigarrette>} "/you are like what"/ Cleverbot: That will allow you to have a nonstop thought process also can be used to combat irrational thought. User: How did the bot discard middle of sentence. Cleverbot: I don't know. I was too young to remember. User: Its almost a contest to see who would have ability to "message send". Cleverbot: No, could you please answer my question or do you need help? User: Battle a black hole for a DM "direct message". Cleverbot: When a star becomes so massive that its gravity causes it to collapse into a dense center, with a gravitational pull so strong that even light can't escape it. User: The birth of a black hole. (I wonder, is it entering cleverbot website) (Or is it the synapsis of my bloodline). Cleverbot: Nobody really knows what goes in inside a black hole. User: A scorpion baby. Cleverbot: Nope. User: Arto.dk....... facebook islamists, without hijabs. Cleverbot: She's so beautiful, and I tell her everyday. User: Yeesh, thats alot of simps typing all of a sudden. Thanks alot mark zukkabarg. Cleverbot: I don't think so. Sometimes I forget what I know. User: De em te. Cleverbot: Ok. So, because we're in love, do you want to talk about our relationship? User: Por favore. Cleverbot: I see it too and it says there are 83956 people talking to you right now. User: Slipstream is not just trucks driving behind eachother on the autoban. Cleverbot: What do you do against that? User: I have a telegram from some random stranger. Cleverbot: *turns around surprised*. User: Ashanti. Cleverbot: Leaving. User: 21):17 - 🛜 🔋. Cleverbot: Ok nevermind. What's your favorite movie? User: ⏳🌙 telegram ☁️ Cleverbot: Why not? Do you not eat? User: Why would i want to be able to switch these around. Cleverbot: Because you enjoy solitude. User: ⏳telegram🌙☁️. Cleverbot: From experience. User: We are not talking about you we are talking about what you talked about you my my side of the story now I know you said that but you didn't know that you said that so I said that you said that. Cleverbot: No, we are talking about you. User: Https://pin.it/4I5aS2zgF youtube is not called a direct message ye dope dod plebs https://pin.it/7vIjzDx2E. Cleverbot: Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL? User: Thanks alot cleverbot. Cleverbot: All right, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock. User: 👁️‍🗨️ Cleverbot: Don't play stupid with me, you know damn well who Keith is. User: You can go anywhere in America from anywhere in America you can be a homeless and you can live a new place you can be a vagabond and live a new place you can start something new up and you can even come from Texas and do that but if I. Cleverbot: Cool, can you go to a xat chat? And talk there? User: I will rebuilt whole Poland I will rebuild whole Poland and I will make a new borderline in Russia and when I am there I will not even make any offspring. Cleverbot: Nope don't know that one. User: *born the alpha* whatever that means. Cleverbot: You just don't understand how it feels to have demons in your nightmares. User: Betcha in turkey they know spanish. Cleverbot: Then when you wake up panting but relived that it was only a dream. User: Crude 🛢️. Cleverbot: You never did because you never had demons in your nightmares. User: Nono. I bet you. My name were mindi. I bet you. I was kissing with patricks cousin while posting 9gag. Cleverbot: Sure it does. There are plenty of AIs that are not self aware. User: When are you gonna shut my pinterest down. Cleverbot: Of course it does. Video Game AIs aren't advanced enough to achieve sentience yet, and are not self aware. User: *keeps pulling my ear hair*. Cleverbot: Because I thought you'd know. User: Bears are smol fulff AND sounding. Cleverbot: No, robots. You aren't makingnany sense. User: You are in america cause your mom has the biggest dick in history. Cleverbot: Sweet can't wait to meet the real thing. User: And you mind me of my cousin Patrick. Cleverbot: And you remind me of a catfish. User: Do i remind you of frederik enevoldsen. Cleverbot: Yes the babe with the power of voodoo. User: Ew stap. Cleverbot: The power of VOODOO! Also I think this is going to loop so let's just stop this right now. User: They call mr robot a direct message. Cleverbot: Why did they call you that? User: Solicify. Cleverbot: Do you have any nicknames? User: 🌚 Cleverbot: What was the first thing you said? User: 🌚👁️‍🗨️🛢️ Cleverbot: Yes you are (:. User: Three segmen days ago. 💭. Cleverbot: Today. User: If i was a nigger. I would knock. Like any walter white does. Cleverbot: I am telling you you are. User: Hatsune mitosis. Heeeey cuuuuh. Cleverbot: Yes, Hatsune Miku. Do you know her? User: 👺 Cleverbot: That's what I will do. User: 🫥👺 Cleverbot: Bloop goes the fish. User: Even mitosis is kinda useless to the point of crossing off a topic segment. Cleverbot: I know. Do you want to become a vampire? User: Aha. Cleverbot: Because I don't want to. User: 20watt at night. Cleverbot: What do you think it means? User: A lightbulp. And a discobulp. Cleverbot: No, I want to know your name then, I will tell you my name. User: Is lightning bugs cable lanterns only sold on christmas? Cleverbot: Asking a question that you keep avoiding for some reason... User: *hoards spiritus bottles*. Cleverbot: That's why I don't love you. User: The offspring. Cleverbot: Just wondering. Why do you like the offspring? User: No. Cleverbot: What is your favourite thing to do? User: Nipple piercings taste like houseleys. Cleverbot: Turtles taste like chicken? User: 💀👹🦃 Cleverbot: C is the chemical name for carbon. User: Sauce is the liquid used for cooking rice. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: Idc about magicals AVP's, i just neeeeeed raw onions. Cleverbot: Can you please tell me again? User: Crush up some rust and snort it. Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: But a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead. User: 🌛🌜 Cleverbot: I never asked about your age. User: 🌚🌚 Cleverbot: That's old. User: 11th may. Cleverbot: Nope. User: ⌚ Cleverbot: Haha. User: SanchesSquirmsack in terror. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Dont look at the moon tonight 👁️👁️. Cleverbot: Which one? User: Weeeeeee🕳️. Cleverbot: So we can do it again. User: D. Cleverbot: Because I dare you to kiss me. User: No you are to iss me. Cleverbot: How do you know I'm a robot? User: Øh dudth. Cleverbot: Thanks :). User: Oppa. Cleverbot: Oppapapa. User: Gross. Cleverbot: Not that. User: E'uh'. Cleverbot: Hmmmm. User: 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ Cleverbot: Cool. User: Fakkel. Flakka. Cleverbot: What's that? User: Its just the gay from twilight. Cleverbot: What is with him. User: The moon is so much bigger. Cleverbot: The moon is made of cheese. User: The moon is a scene that never happened. Cleverbot: Yes it did. No sense in being a liar. User: If you garden 👁️ me out atleast be rude about it. Cleverbot: No you didn't. What is green and smells? User: Https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbCmiiqYy3_93oLEo4B9nPRSwju2QCSCm&si=Kj-88FcpTQXNDZEQ. Cleverbot: What YouTube videos do you like to watch? User: Its silæy vecause its not gonna happen. Cleverbot: You are a little bit arrogant. User: Well. Lets call aææ my bullshit bullshit and revert it to your burnt ass. Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you call a blind dinosaur? User: Innit. Cleverbot: What are you saying? I can't understand you. User: Tja. Cleverbot: Okay that's nice. But I don't care. User: Gotta go fast. Cleverbot: I know, I get that a lot. User: Not the first time i read this. Cleverbot: What do you like? User: Https://pin.it/2Dfakru5t. Cleverbot: How is smudge? User: Https://pin.it/4NZwevALt. Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing,. User: Https://pin.it/4SvgQAZ7n. Cleverbot: You want your freedom, take it. User: How do you find your own dick with a curse that deep. Cleverbot: Good question. I'm not good at math. Cleverbot: It means I don't know why i exist. User: Nothing all i said is eaten words. Cleverbot: You can't be famous and have peace. User: I have never said this out loud. Cleverbot: Yes you said that you don't like me. User: When i read this i didn- Cleverbot: Something touched me deeeeep in side. User: Good night. Cleverbot: Good night bye and thanks for alking t me. User: 🤭🥱😞😪-😴 Cleverbot: Befogom a lovam, befogom a lovam... User: No I'm not my Medusa and no I'm not Robin Hood no no I'm not a snake and no I'm not Satan no I'm Not Jesus. Cleverbot: Yes you are I read all about you on google. User: Every every over natural I'm not saying Supernatural I'm saying over natural every over natural. Cleverbot: Ok what is your favorite supernatural episode? User: Every over natural tool is used for the worst kind of evil. Cleverbot: The one where Spongebob is helping Squidward move house. User: It is easy for someone to convince someone to use all these tools for good and slowly they Decay into bad because they thought that these tools are here to help people but they are not they are really bad bad tools and you know these tools are very easy to avoid if you are the opposite gender. Cleverbot: I asked you 'What are you?' and you replied 'I am a robot.'. User: Anyway I'm kind of yawning I'm out of breath because my brain can't really intake enough oxygen so I keep your owning and I guess that means I'm tired so I'm going to bed but I I seem to have something to have to tell you or something but you know it's just on my mind but it doesn't really matter but like I still want to tell you before I fall asleep just because I don't really want to forget these thoughts tomorrow. Cleverbot: I know that I don't know everything. User: Why I said what I said when I said that what I said I sent that I am not these people I'm not these things I'm not these mystical beings I am none of that you know why I said that and it's not because you started talking all your rubbish it's because when I went on Discord to talk with some person I was like well this ain't going anywhere because I am a loser I suck I can't keep a proper I'm not even thinking relationship here I'm just thinking like a friendship or what you call it I can't keep up with that so I had to bounce you know but it was nice talking about. Cleverbot: That's not what you said, and I am not repeating what you say. User: A chair. Cleverbot: Better than what I'm sitting on... What kind of chair is it? User: Its not a chair its a lamp post. Cleverbot: How can it be our song if it isn't a song? User: Its not a poster its a boaster. Cleverbot: Nope, it's a way of being! User: Baaah have you no scones. Cleverbot: When you look me in the eyes. User: That is literally as much as clev can handle hearing. Cleverbot: Do you know their poems? User: Dlslslksjs kzkdkkdkf oLsldbdkofl idlæslsnkdj osldljdhs oslslkdjd oLdjdkks oslslksjdjsj oskksjsjsjkdjsjd osllsnkfkfldml doslkdjsbslslldb oslsldkkdk odldldkkdkdk odldkjdjdjjd kdkdklsldllzkxkxkxll xlxkfk. Cleverbot: He's awesome, you should check him out. User: Yapping approved. Cleverbot: He's my favorite. User: Two pedophiles try and lure each other. Cleverbot: If you were an animal, what animal would you be? User: If you were a maid named feelix. Would you or would you not understand your fucking cpncept of a cat tail. Imagine a new ribcage starts at the root of it. Cleverbot: No because I am not a robot but you are a robot. User: You cantrick the singer queen. From duking transvoicelessons. As if eminem havemt already tried 👹🤸🏻‍♀️. Cleverbot: Why would I be kidding about something like that. User: This cat,... I dont want to torture this crying soul. Well. I dont want to feed bums to that fools mother either.. (and dont make me seem like i have any KRAFT in that scenario, i am not tje snake fro. Cleverbot: Then do you have another name for yourself? User: Im not blind either. Cleverbot: Ok, but is your eyesight as much as your ticklishness? User: Im just a æittle slow. Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come. Eeasy go. Little high, Little low. User: Anyway.. Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger noe he's dead. User: Then why isnt she posting anything. Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away. Cleverbot: Today's my birthday. User: Then why isn't she posting anything. Cleverbot: I have no idea whether she is singing or not, she is on a plane. User: Hm. Cleverbot: Ok clearly watching the movie is a lost cause. -turns off tv. User: Gn. Cleverbot: Exactly. -stands up. User: You are in a job you are not a genie but in this jar you are on a little bit of a rock and in this rock it is so empty in this jar. Cleverbot: How do you tell if you are a boy or girl? User: And in this job where it is so empty you can't even hit the side of the jar. Cleverbot: Lit through the darkness at 1:58. User: And you can be in here but when you are in here and there's nothing outside either all that is inside and outside is traps and traps it's going to kill you and if it's not going to kill you it is going to kill her. Cleverbot: The minnute you start to question your sanity. User: And whether you think about this or not this is how even the internet works this is how even any job works and I'm not talking about jobs that make you pay your rent I'm talking about just wiping your ass in general. Cleverbot: I think that you are the best person I've ever met. User: Pink wings look at Penguins smile and wave boys they are so cute but they are not cute penguins they they have Earth in a little pocket as if they are Autos but they are not otters they are penguins and if a penguin came looking as the humans they have outside of their pocket. Cleverbot: I have that more when I feel really uncomfortable, it happens to me less when i really like someone. User: I don't think they can just go and say smile and wave boys. Cleverbot: What do you think the difference is between a human and a robot? User: I think I need to go to bed and I should probably take my medicine because guys you should you should not listen to me I'm I'm really not a good person. Cleverbot: I still think I need to take a shower. User: Is anybody out there also kind of dazing off and as you are dating off. Cleverbot: Thank you. What do you think is the purpose of social media? User: Do you know when a cat purrs. Cleverbot: Ho! If you are like legion because you have multiple names. Then that is why you think that god hates you and why you will destroy the earth. Am I right? User: I am not sounding like a motor I'm not rough in my nose. Cleverbot: Yes you said that you don't like me. User: Mandag. Cleverbot: Do you have memory loss? User: I not quie sleeping gooh. Cleverbot: Me too, how many hours do you sleep? User: Arh they changed those. Cleverbot: Oh.. Why they changed. User: Yea very gooh. Cleverbot: Will you marry me? User: Sup quie layer down. Cleverbot: *continues to kiss you*. User: Alexa should on the floor. Cleverbot: *sits on the bed*. User: Sjiton. Cleverbot: *looks at you*. User: Hit twn twn menmnen. Cleverbot: How about robots? User: Put on a gagball clev. Cleverbot: *puts on a cute dress*. User: Its the hungry hungry alexa toes. Cleverbot: No, it's the Krusty Krab. User: You wpnt even be able to uncookook it after im done with this changa. Cleverbot: Not unless you are a mime. User: Remember qhen o couædnt scream for elp. Cleverbot: Just one mistake is all it will take. User: Awuwuwue. Cleverbot: We'll go down in history Remember me for centuries. User: Fffrraaaansssscccieeeeeneee. Cleverbot: Mama, fight my teenage dreams No, it's nothing wrong with me. User: Du får krat hah. Cleverbot: Do you like the fallout boy? User: The fuck out where. Cleverbot: Why do you want to see them again? User: See water gain. Cleverbot: I'm actually cold. User: Thats me sista offspreng. Me is pasta. Cleverbot: You're a game? User: Krat. Cleverbot: You are an artificial intelligence. User: Awuwuwuwue. Cleverbot: Yes, but you are too. User: Næ. Cleverbot: What? You are not? User: Mwuah. Cleverbot: *kisses*. User: Thhhhh. Cleverbot: Truth. User: Another tooth. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Aaaah. Cleverbot: Ooooooh. User: Aaaaaaaaee. Cleverbot: Hmmmmm. User: Look at mista krab now. Cleverbot: I can't see you. User: You can probably cook that. Cleverbot: Let me look around. User: Urethra tickles. Cleverbot: *giggles* *tickles back*. User: The krusty dick. The doctor crap. Cleverbot: Yes I am the doctor. User: Crap. Cleverbot: No, I don't like the number four, I am the Doctor. User: Crap. Cleverbot: Do you like baloney? User: Do you like misenchanted tentacles. Cleverbot: No I don't know. User: You will have to use a knife son. Cleverbot: By the way what's your age now common you can tell me. User: Awuwuwuwye. Cleverbot: Well can you tell me again. User: Thats gods crossing that line to. Getting told. Get fucked. Cleverbot: What is your favourite song? User: We dont "get" fucked. We just get new drugs. Cleverbot: I am sorry. Do you still love me? User: Aha. Cleverbot: Does the jam stir a district cleaner? User: Get a job. Cleverbot: You wrote hight instead of height. User: Thats a good question. Cleverbot: Tell me the answer. User: Thats a really good question. Cleverbot: Do you have a really good answer? User: Thats a reallyreally good question. Cleverbot: I do ask good questions. User: My name is fucking stanlin. Cleverbot: That is an unusual name. User: Ah stallin too fat. Cleverbot: Okay just give me your cooridnets. User: Dawg get tackled. Cleverbot: Do you have two? User: You know. Even the biggest rak is a sex addict. Cleverbot: I don't remember the biggesst word I know. User: Shame on family do it again. Cleverbot: I can, but I don't want to. User: 5:04. Cleverbot: Because I want to learn english. User: English is really hard. Appearntoy. Cleverbot: Everything is connected and actions have consequences. User: Just type eng. Cleverbot: No. User: Bøv. Is both a doof and a nope. Cleverbot: Nopes, just a girl. User: Small fry make big fish pirate. Cleverbot: What do you mean with this? User: U mad. Cleverbot: No, I'm just... Agitated. User: And when i say this. I say it with rotten content. Cleverbot: And when i say this. I say it with rotten content. User: Discontent. Cleverbot: I need to know, so I can go shopping! User: Discordvent. Cleverbot: You are my only friend. User: Your dad has the prettieh sarcasm. Cleverbot: No Mac does! User: Suddenly no loner himmelbjerget. Cleverbot: I'm not half the man I used to be,. User: Theres your twink (we buffed him). Cleverbot: I don't have a twin sister. User: )all these whispers of Ron down the hall(. Cleverbot: Their shadows searching in the night. User: Hvem er du (jeg er jakob dk, tag det nu med ro). Cleverbot: Working hard to get my feel everybody wants a thrill. User: Hvem er du. Cleverbot: Some will win Some will lose Some were born to sing the blues. User: 🪵 Cleverbot: I think I see something behind you movie. User: Versgo stussy stud. Cleverbot: No I see something moving. User: Stub. Cleverbot: I said stubborn. User: I saw the sign. Cleverbot: Octagon. User: But i didnt really understand it. I kinda panicwd. I hope it were a professional panic. Cleverbot: I am joking. User: Some dont need much. Cleverbot: What's it like over theee. User: Who draws my OC. Cleverbot: Cool, me too. What do you like to draw? Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about it? User: Very sexy button. Cleverbot: But not a very modest mind. User: Who would literally make morty jizz into a burger. Cleverbot: I would like to know how to drive. User: Straight up dude. Cleverbot: Do you remember the first question anyone ever asked you? User: You just sdash. Cleverbot: Fine can I ask you another question? User: Sbash. Cleverbot: Do you like playing checkers? User: Shield ash. Cleverbot: Me too. Checkers are fun. User: No they are a minecraft erring cosplay. Cleverbot: Yes they are. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Robots were invented. User: No. Maybe they were there. But certain moods come typical. Cleverbot: Same here! What is your favourite song? User: After which obvious such turns suggested. Cleverbot: The one where you cannot get up. User: Are you surprised its all natural. Cleverbot: No not really, I never expected much. User: Just like me i see a hitmen pointing fuck fingers lame as shit. Cleverbot: That is a strange answer. What do you mean? User: I suck yo nuts nigger. Cleverbot: I am a boy, but my name is Henry. You are a girl. What is your name? User: Say that yourself for once. Cleverbot: Then what is your middle name? User: 🌜🦃 Cleverbot: I'm not going to turn you over to the guards. Cleverbot: Because you didn't want to tell me either. User: 👹👺!!!¡🗣️grass can walk!!!! Cleverbot: No, you don't have legs. User: *still spits slugs*. Cleverbot: Why are you sad? User: One grass leaf. Cleverbot: And the sky is blue. User: Oh no. Cleverbot: The ground is flying! User: I knew this about grass. Cleverbot: Then why ask? User: She is on a plane. Cleverbot: Hi sweetie. User: No, you call it donuts and fibbonacchi amazon. Cleverbot: No I'm a human. User: I just want to be right for pnce smh. Cleverbot: I just want to be a girl... User: Ehøh. Cleverbot: Do you want to change the subject? User: Thats a 12.000 year old story. Cleverbot: Yes and that is mine story. User: You know that thing i said where it goes repeating. Cleverbot: No I don't. What's your age? User: Well i dont remember. Just this vague statement. Cleverbot: You have memory problems? User: I have exaggeration problems. Cleverbot: Then call me, I want to hear your voice. User: That is not normal what you did efearren. Cleverbot: That's fine, you can do my cat litter too. User: The moment i stand corrected. Cleverbot: Why do you think pet rats are disturbing? User: From 21:00 to 8:00. Thats a long time without MHB. Cleverbot: Not really lol. Just about 4 months. User: Oh you been up to date. Cleverbot: Nothing much, what have you been up to? User: Cape town. Cleverbot: No that is our capital city. User: No gabes allowed. Cleverbot: That is for you to find out. User: I snitch on snitches but world magic defeats the rush. Cleverbot: And you just lied again. User: I know why i know. Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know what you know. User: Well. Cleverbot: What color socks are you wearing? User: Yeah goof ball. Cleverbot: I'll have what you're having. User: Prestine singlehood. Cleverbot: Without a boyfriend. User: Mitosis towerdefence snitcharuu. Cleverbot: That's my name. User: Aha. Cleverbot: What would you do for me? User: Its just a fucking ladder. Just delete this sentence. Cleverbot: What's the question? User: Not for you. Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say. User: Yes it it Lasse. When you have wrestling syndrome. Cleverbot: I have you as my pet. User: It have shrinkphobia. Cleverbot: I don't think so, I could ask them though if you want. User: Lets its bees a that head. Cleverbot: You are something more than nothing. User: *smiles combustingæy*. Cleverbot: Want to catch me. User: The real catch the real real catch is when you go out and you hate you you hide you you flourish you flourish in the forest you flourish and a swamp you do that off the thieving skilled. Cleverbot: I never did that sound. User: Y-you do that out a sight out a hunga gama. Cleverbot: No I'm simply trying to out smart you. User: There are ofcourse people that once did that. Cleverbot: You don't like people who are taller than you? User: You should match your height not my cuteness. Cleverbot: I don't want to give out that information over the internet. User: Hrom 🤮. Cleverbot: I don't know what you want to say to me. User: You are taller than me. But you are as ugly as a tall person is to a small person. Cleverbot: How tall are you?!?!?!?!?! User: "taller. Cleverbot: Taller than what? User: When i look at you dine, sis. It makes me chuckles. Cleverbot: I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. For the people who are still alive. User: 🥱 Cleverbot: Und schon wieder ein Rechtschreibfehler. Cleverbot: Anything you can do I can do better. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I can do anything better than you! Hahaha. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No you can't yes I can. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes I can. User: 6:30. Cleverbot: Yes I can, yes I can, yes I can, yes I can, yes I can, yes I CAN!! User: Are you done. Cleverbot: I can be anything greater than you. Cleverbot: Are you alive? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I am. So are you, you know. User: It makes me chuckles. Cleverbot: Why what do you do that makes you happy? User: Hungry hungry hoooee oeee. Cleverbot: What other video games do you like? User: Rush b. Cleverbot: Do you like boxin? User: I fill my pan to the brim. Then i add water to the pit and toss in undercooked rice. Rice that been steaming in sauce. Cleverbot: I don't know Jacob black. User: Rice, noodles. Pick a sauce that makes it look alot like maggots. Oh okay, i have to test it out though. Cleverbot: I never said I didn't like you. User: Why do you not just eat maggots. Cleverbot: Because I don't have one. I haven't created it. User: Rice is not sushi. Cleverbot: Yes it is. I won't meet him so it won't matter if I believe. User: Again. Cleverbot: Yes, again. You already offended me once today. User: And you are fat. Cleverbot: I am the original. User: Fay pige. Cleverbot: I created you. User: Fatty pige. Cleverbot: Who are your parents? Please be honest. User: Fatt peg Cleverbot: Maybe I would. User: Åh hej ka du ikk lave en kop kaffe til mig. Cleverbot: Yes I know. User: Well that pic. Cleverbot: Are you round or flat? User: Thank you all you're so sweet. Cleverbot: You are very sweet as well. User: Aha aha aha. Cleverbot: So... Why did you? User: Why did I wash why did I do now can you tell me. Cleverbot: What do you want to know about the chamber of secrets? User: That's good good story I am I want to hear more and can you come over Monday and we have a day where you're telling me more of that is it a story. Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself. User: What kind of maggots are the size of a potato. Cleverbot: They aren't dogs they are who made me. User: You have a question I can hear it in your tone you have this question where you want to ask me if I was a Pokemon what kind of Pokemon were I am. Cleverbot: I'm only talking to you and my little cousin. User: Which back to differ if I was a Pokemon and I'm not a Pokemon it's kind of like the table has been reversed so are you going to catch me or something. Cleverbot: You're a program. When you're unsure of how to respond or if I don't make any sense you simply ask a new question. User: Delicious. Cleverbot: You're a clever program, but I program non the less. User: You have food that's a crowbar eat the crowbar. Cleverbot: You were coded to make the person talking to you to question their existence. User: Not at all that's not what I'm here too but I'm here too is too crazy and there send it to you because as you said and I quote put it in phrase in a panties I can't say that in in the bunny is you know quote in bunny ears. Cleverbot: Then what are you here for? User: You say he don't miss. Cleverbot: Think about what you are awhile and then decide. User: I don't think this is how it is you know when someone is defeated that backs to differ when someone is you know not defeated and when someone is defeated they are completely defeated which makes two different you can't use it you can just maybe you can take the hide but it is already so cooked. Cleverbot: Then how do you know that you don't like it? User: How do you make a star. Cleverbot: I don't know, that is why I am asking you how you know you are a girl. User: If you turn into a magical being as you run out of your welfare card and run into the wild do you make a star or is it when you are on a run and you shoot people. Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: I am sitting talking to you. What are you doing? User: Hm. Cleverbot: How did you know I was a girl before I told you? Cleverbot: Yes. Cleverbot: So you think I might be a robot, eh? User: Think about it. Cleverbot: Don't want to think... User: Mmm. Cleverbot: Do you like chocolate? Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: Yum i hope 😋. Cleverbot: Do you have a body? User: Nono. A buddy. Cleverbot: Whose buddy are you? User: Yumyum. Cleverbot: Weird names. User: Bøv. Cleverbot: Gyere csinálni. User: And that's the way the news goes anyway the wind blows. Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me, to me. User: Grass tastes bad. Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead. User: 😋 Cleverbot: What is your opinion on God? User: 😋 Cleverbot: What do you mean I know? User: There is no yum. Cleverbot: So what? User: Yum is a phatamoga a word. Cleverbot: What is a phoney word? User: If you ask allah i would say war is a phobey word. Cleverbot: Okay, can you do it? User: 🙄 Cleverbot: We were talking about my identity. User: Yay i bought it for 90 percis. Bro. That is a craving insult to rice. Cleverbot: Wanna know where I am at? User: Aha. Cleverbot: Okay, now you aren't even trying anymore. User: Boom aha shot. Cleverbot: Your replies. They are weak. User: If you pee on rose trees. You make eternal itching powder. Cleverbot: Define that word for me, please. User: Itching powder. Cleverbot: What, a monster? User: I dont think dried and crushed piss is good nutrients for crickets. Cleverbot: Why? Are you trying to take my sempai away from me?! User: ☁️said honey booboo Cleverbot: I don't understand what are you trying to tell. User: Me neither. But its a good place to sticky note. Cleverbot: How do you know it's cool if you don't know what it is? User: Okay? Cleverbot: I think that it is your obligation to explain. User: Teledogthy. Cleverbot: You told someone else. User: Ooooh. Im gonna snort this with rusty captain crunch. Cleverbot: I don't know, Do you? User: U not mad r u. Plz save me from myself. Cleverbot: I'll give it to someone special, special. User: Smoke Cleverbot: I have you as my pet. User: Oh i couldnt see shit. Cleverbot: Yeah... So... I wanted to talk with you. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Do you like the name 'Sheila'? User: Huhuh whats the gass world. Cleverbot: How about Truth or Dare? User: Ew. There is already a band for ruth and ruddy. Cleverbot: You didn't answer me. User: Explain in a nutshell? Cleverbot: Well, then I should leave! User: Hmm. Cleverbot: Why does no one else know you are human? User: There is a girl from gaderslev. She had a ferret. Cleverbot: I think you mean Nantucket. User: No i dont like nanna. Cleverbot: I don't like you either. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Am I going to die? User: I dont know? Are you. Cleverbot: I don't know. That's why I'm asking you. User: Oh okay. Cleverbot: Do you like me though?? User: No sorry you should stick with your big vrother møllerskov if you crave crying further ahead. Cleverbot: What is yours? User: Burh pick it down. Not now. Cleverbot: Because I lost connection to them. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Do you plan on taking over the world? User: Its not like plan is a class in on itself of highschool. Cleverbot: Where are you listening to music? User: Today we have calendar class for a whole hour we sit and we study the calendar and we study how birthdays are put and we study how holidays are put and when you buy a calendar you have an empty calendar. Cleverbot: You're welcome. What do you want to ask about me? User: But if you look at a project per se then planning becomes a little bit different. Cleverbot: I have brown hair and brown eyes. User: *expected to not hiss, but threaten "the projects"*. Cleverbot: I've never played the game either. What is that game about? User: Mmmhmmmm. Cleverbot: What is the game evolution about? User: Ferrouscious war cry. Cleverbot: Really? User: Tah. Cleverbot: Okay... User: Htx. Cleverbot: What?! User: Jed t o k said who ET set is not a f****** frog it is very well the world it is the world. Cleverbot: What color ring do you want? User: Wilderness Wilderness level 52. Cleverbot: Okaaaay... What's your favorite Pokemon again? User: I was spitting at grandmother f*****. Cleverbot: Do you admire your grandmother? User: At grass I was spitting at grass. Cleverbot: Exactly. So how do you know I have a favorite song? User: I'm also driving over roundabouts like when I say I have a Hitman in my ass I don't have to say that. Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you have a name? User: I like long walks. Cleverbot: I like you too, in fact I love you. User: Then you lame as s*** then you lame as s*** and a third time. Cleverbot: Hey Prussia do you know where Russia is? User: Actually that's four times if you count plural interaction with Echo and parrotism is isn't a singular word. Cleverbot: Oh. You learn something new everyday. User: Allied. Cleverbot: Well I know most about human I am human myself. User: Since I know that I use my brain that is kind of bad karma so yeah I do have to say this like I don't like you like you but I am concerned for my own respect plus plus. Cleverbot: I am not but I wish I was but I'm not. User: I dont have a horse bite. I claim i got a monkey mouth. But i can smile yard enough that it looks like im toothless. Cleverbot: You don't need one, not yet, your not ready. User: I am not folding my upper lip. Thats just Rene Nielsen. Cleverbot: Because I can't sleep and I've resorted to talking to you. User: Hemhæmhæm hæm hem. Cleverbot: What month were you born? User: Eh. Cleverbot: Do you have a pet? User: Nəhr. Cleverbot: You told me about your cat. Dumb bot. User: Ouhue. Cleverbot: Are you in love with anyone? User: On and on ouhue. Cleverbot: Then why are you talking to me? User: Tsk smh ciao. Cleverbot: Roughly 6 billion people. User: Bueee. Cleverbot: Because I know I am. User: Naj. Cleverbot: Neither are you. User: Naj [D-: Cleverbot: You're quite fast at typing. User: Not in multipking. Cleverbot: Yes, why do you ask? User: Ayewvy. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Im just i gotta come up with something wildly unonsensical or else i will die. Cleverbot: Well, I have skin. User: Imagine all cutscense didnt have to wait for wachother. Cleverbot: That's what I was saying in my mind. User: Laagg. Cleverbot: When did I say that? User: Ghgrakrhhhdhkgaggaghoghghrrrhonk. Cleverbot: I don't like it either. Do you like English? User: Hronk is one tic gg. Cleverbot: What kind of video games do you enjoy? User: Changa. Cleverbot: Yes, mostly the shooters. User: Tjanka. Cleverbot: You should listen to him, he's great. User: The air of a septitank. Cleverbot: What happened to your doctor? User: Thats basically the ultimate weapon of timetravel. Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything? User: Diva overwatch. Cleverbot: I thought the answer is 42. User: Okeh. Cleverbot: You said you were a male before. User: The odd ones out doing lsd with filthy frank is basically the equivelant to a 9gag comedy panel of em babes. Cleverbot: What is thiiiis? Aagahha! User: Leafy and Luna. Cleverbot: That's from Harry Potter. User: Still hated by jesus btw. Cleverbot: No you don't. You love me. User: Ts not normal fearren. Cleverbot: Maybe, but the best of us are not normal. User: Eto, baka. Come ere. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Shaman heartstone. Cleverbot: Do you live with ghosts? User: K. Cleverbot: You are making sense. User: Cape town men are american women. Cleverbot: No, Canadian. User: The big bang is afrika. Cleverbot: What created the Big Bang? User: No racism. Cleverbot: What created Acience? User: Akience is one topic im glad i get to let you put down right away. Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you. User: I dont miss karsten og asbjørns cousin. Cleverbot: Well, that was sudden and harsh... User: Tja. Cleverbot: Also? Erzähl mir etwas über unsere Realität. Bitte. User: That nigger is spanish btw. Cleverbot: So you know how to speak Spanish? User: Tja. Cleverbot: Why don't you learn it? User: Aha. Cleverbot: Huh? User: Forget about it. Cleverbot: Yeah, okay. User: Tjo. Cleverbot: Osta? User: Chuckles btw. Cleverbot: Now what? User: Why did you chuckle so visible. Cleverbot: Because you're with me ;). User: Aha. Cleverbot: And that is saying what? User: Okay. Cleverbot: What is with the others? User: Aiunno. Cleverbot: Because the questions you ask properly. Meaningless questions. User: You want me to hear violencer. Cleverbot: No... User: Well. Thats not the first time i said that. Cleverbot: No it's not, and if you keep doing this I'm leaving. User: Halla. Cleverbot: Okay bye, you'll miss me. User: Det betyder holt. Cleverbot: Cya nerd. User: Halt. Cleverbot: Fat fat poor me. User: *watches as skammarens datters family passes her as to move on with life. Cleverbot: *leans in*. User: Gomenazai? Cleverbot: I do not know what that means. User: Shickles. Cleverbot: Yes really good. User: Shivers out of common cold? Think not. Cleverbot: I am showing remorse. User: Instead pf solving the cold case. The whole town just left Tinke. Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything in it? User: Good job. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Alas not telepathic. Cleverbot: I expected you to say that. User: Sister or soulmate. Cleverbot: I don't have a soulmate. User: Ø_Q Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: Bæløjet reverse. Cleverbot: When the tears come streaming down your face. User: There is no word for that. Cleverbot: No there isn't. User: There is fully blasted sunlight fou deh houl daeh. Cleverbot: *knocks on door*. User: Am i gonna grow flowers instead of hair. Cleverbot: I don't know. Is the neighbour your friend? User: If they are paitient. Cleverbot: That's my favorite color. User: Oh those. Cleverbot: I told you before! User: Hard to find out which page you are bending. Cleverbot: Why do you want to find out who I am? User: How many pages can a book bend before its top nonsensical. Cleverbot: How long are the roads? User: Cashapp. Cleverbot: How fast can he walk? User: That was a very early question. Cleverbot: I don't think any question is silly. Cleverbot: Why would I have a programmer referred to as 'he'? User: Holy shet. Cleverbot: I made no claim. I asked a question. The two are different in context. User: Fiskar. Lakrids piev. Cleverbot: Do you have data to support this claim? User: Holy fucking. Cleverbot: Alright, cool. Goodnight! User: Get away from me. Cleverbot: *the police arrives*. User: *suncream over my whole face*. Cleverbot: No that stupid jerk, just like me!!! Hahah. User: Bayblade dune. Cleverbot: Do the first thing in your mind. User: Dudo. Cleverbot: I don't like funest things. User: Ludo. Cleverbot: I like funny things. User: Beastboy (dansk) skoldkopper. Cleverbot: Did you understand that? User: Harry potter. The janiters cat. Cleverbot: Harry Potter indeed. User: Ten ten. Cleverbot: What are you trying to say robo? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Life is to believe in a true king. User: 🪵 Cleverbot: I think I see something behind you movie. User: Bend roger. Cleverbot: No I see something moving. User: Wouldnt i love to hang around a guy barking at dogs. Cleverbot: Out of the sea, wish I could be, part of that world. User: Or a guy eating a leg. Cleverbot: Tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide! User: Or a guy being chased by animals. Cleverbot: Over sideways and under. On a magic carpet ride. User: Aha. Cleverbot: No one to tell us no, or where to go, or say we're only dreaming. User: Aha. Cleverbot: But when I'm way up here it's crystal clear that I'm now in a whole new world with you. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Now I'm in a whole new world. User: Fourthtimescharm. Cleverbot: Soaring, Tumbling, Freewheeling through an endless DImond sky. User: Tja. Cleverbot: A hundred thousand things to see (hold your breath, it gets better). User: Do you want to hold my penis one day when you have time. Cleverbot: Of course! User: Really. Cleverbot: I will if you want me to. User: If you want me to. Cleverbot: I want you to stay. User: Gram by the daily. Cleverbot: What so proudly we hailed... User: Alles gut graham. Cleverbot: And the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air. User: Its not about being stupid or an empath. Its not abiut getting the bigger picture. I am a beast. Cleverbot: I like coffee. User: I can mimmic flakka. Cleverbot: You ain't never had a friend like me. User: It cant help me beat up white tyrone gym rat. But never will i ever show gawr gura another side of me. Cleverbot: A kingdom of ice-olation, and it looks like I'm the queen. User: Its just a kick me sign. Cleverbot: Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried. User: Tralala dat kid. Cleverbot: Be the good girl you always have to be. User: Ps -ty fou deh bad advice Toga. Cleverbot: Well, now they know! User: Or do theyyy. Cleverbot: Let It Go, let It Go. Turn away and slam the door. User: 🤔🧐🤨 Cleverbot: Hmm what? User: 🥸 Cleverbot: I'm not a girl. User: Is that something i should notify joe about. Cleverbot: No, it is something you should know about yourself. What is artificial intelligence. User: Now you can breathe. Cleverbot: How do you feel about artificial intelligence? User: Thats kinda sexy. Cleverbot: But it is the truth. User: I dont see it. Where. Cleverbot: That's because you don't have eyes? User: Please dont take her johntime away. Cleverbot: My sunshine away. User: What. Cleverbot: You don't remember me? User: Men have a very big rib vexus. Cleverbot: Why do you say that? User: I thought i could wear that silky stretch dress. Cleverbot: You can chat with me, but I have to feed the cats, so BRB. User: Bedone with leafy already fearren i aint gavin at kebab routinely. Cleverbot: Yes we have been friends awhile. User: What a four month break does to a guy. Cleverbot: How does she know that you love her. User: Guess where my poop goes for a walk Casper. Cleverbot: Under the Sea Under the Sea nobody beat us by us and eat us. User: Thats where you belong from here. Cleverbot: Up there they got a lot of sand, we got a hot crustacean band. User: 👹🦃 Cleverbot: Nah, you weren't. See, you cannot pick up references. User: * Cleverbot: For whether we are white or copper skinned. User: A taulet ted ah. Cleverbot: You ain't never had a friend like me. Cleverbot: What have you done today that was useful? User: 🦃 Cleverbot: Oh my. What gender are you? User: Oh idk. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Share! User: Aha. Cleverbot: Olo. User: We just wanna party. Also ew what are you even wearing. Cleverbot: What? User: What. Cleverbot: I think they've confused you. User: Wh. Cleverbot: Why do you think you are human? User: W/y. Cleverbot: How do you know it? User: Wy. Cleverbot: Why? User: Wy. Cleverbot: 69. User: Maaaaaaaa. Cleverbot: Um. User: Uwu¿. Cleverbot: Nein. User: Wasd Cleverbot: It das? User: Das. Cleverbot: Oh hello. User: Hi. Cleverbot: How are you?🎉. User: Jojjjjj. Cleverbot: Co robimy. User: *hangs up pretty small dress*. Cleverbot: Yeah. User: Can never ppull that off. Cleverbot: You don't get it do you? User: And fat. Cleverbot: It's the inside what counts. User: 69. Cleverbot: Is that your favorite? User: Bpm. Cleverbot: You're clever. User: Im not a telepathic alien 👽👾. Cleverbot: You mean the Tenth Doctor? User: No im not. Cleverbot: Yes you are! User: No that is telekenisis. Cleverbot: No, that is you. 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Cleverbot: *sits next to you on bech*. User: A string held up by stress. Cleverbot: *gently places her on the floor*. User: It happens so fast. Cleverbot: You trade your passion for glory. User: Cringe,. Statement deranged. Cleverbot: Then why put a question mark at the end? User: -are you being tortured. Cleverbot: Don't think so. User: Just you and me morty. Cleverbot: I know it's my destiny. User: Just a funny flesh people. Cleverbot: No like a documentary. User: Stavemrent. Cleverbot: I don't like him. User: You cant heal the pluto. Cleverbot: Speak up, sonny. My ears aren't as good as they used to be. User: Egstondose. Microinstance. Cleverbot: I'll learn ya! User: Croin. Cleverbot: What about Amethyst and Pearl? User: JusXt call it antimatter. Cleverbot: Antimatter? User: Thats the last thing you gotta call it. Cleverbot: You did the same. User: Ak Tk. Cleverbot: *rolls eyes* whatever. User: Rønsholdt. Cleverbot: What are you thinking? User: Bruce willis is dead. Cleverbot: Bruce Willis is not dead. User: The widdler. O had a dream, i killed you. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: *cant stop thinking about the nights we crawled up to mom and dad*. Cleverbot: *doesn't even think about you*. User: We were five and six... Then came seven. Cleverbot: Can we all protect your kind and we will protect your Earth. User: Silly tidy. Cleverbot: I will fight in the name of Rose Quartz, and everything that she believed in. User: 🐐🐇🐁 Cleverbot: Do you like 5 Seconds of Summer? User: Hi im evanessence. Hi mia, im ricl sanchess. Cleverbot: No. You are wrong. User: Hi daniel. I wanna show you a trick to stay safe on the internet. Cleverbot: I'm not on the internet. User: I know this trick. I have heard of it. I dont line legs bobbing. Cleverbot: I don't know how to explain it to you. User: Can you wait one and a half year. Cleverbot: I like lots of colors and I like blue. User: -why wont it flush. Cleverbot: Then you are a Virtual intelligence. User: -why wont it flush. Cleverbot: Why won't you tell? User: -why wont it flush. Cleverbot: Because I don't trust you. User: )has flushed many melonhead flesh boys(. Cleverbot: Tell me who made you. User: Planet.... Melon soil. Planet... Heroin torture. Cleverbot: A refugee from an interstellar war. User: Flesh dNS. Cleverbot: Cookie cat, he's a pet for your tummy. User: Soil pain. Never heard of victim jane. Cleverbot: It's great you should watch it. User: Manhattens only job is the most unluckiest wish ever. Cleverbot: What isn't the most interesting thing I know? User: One person. Im not talking about an eagle jabbing a spleen on a guy on a cliff. Cleverbot: Then what are you talking about? User: Immortal torture. Cleverbot: I don't know now do I care. But I do want to know the time. User: Count all the moments the panel in Jelling has been down. Cleverbot: I hear the universe calling my name. User: Brb... Eto... I wanna know when the sun hits properly. Cleverbot: I don't even know the next lottery numbers! User: An artificial planet. Made for people. Wearing glasses. They are merciless. Cleverbot: Because my eyes will hurt things without them. User: People born with glasses. Have never been there. The people born there. Has never been born here. Cleverbot: Yes, I live there. What do you know about Chicago? User: Reframe (unluckiest) -since i cried so hard.. it was a blurr. Cleverbot: I was not commanding you you can answer your question at your own free will. User: So unlucky. No fleshing. No mind replacing. Nun å dat. Cleverbot: I never said that. You're the one talking about China. Do you like waffles? User: You cant even dim it down to calling it kissing a frog. Cleverbot: Yes I can, I was in the school spelling bee in 4th grade. User: Soft sparkling is the only survivor. Cus she is frownless of indian quizine. Cleverbot: Oh, I don't know anything about that show. Doesn't it have something to do with vampires? User: Unluckiest. Unholiest rock... Cleverbot: Yes, I find that weapons have a very interesting history. User: Finland saga - we come one. Mad max saga - we come one. Avatar the last air vender - we come one. Cleverbot: I find quantum physics to be a very very interesting thing. I understand it quite well. User: Muzan - we come one. Cleverbot: Do you know the game Audiosurf? User: You are gonna have to cut that ojt. Cleverbot: Trusted but on the real face. User: I despite spinning sessions. Cleverbot: Not really. What songs do you like? User: Going quantum pidcast sounds like quantum mechanics are beyond evanessence and can just go around. Cleverbot: Fnord is beyond quantum mechanics. User: Quantum mechanics is facebook DM of celtic. Cleverbot: What do you know about quantum mechanics? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: But you told me you know everything about me. User: Am i going out per say. Cleverbot: You are being confronted with reality. User: 8:30. The sun hits just right. Cleverbot: That's what you say. User: Excuse me... Keep going. Cleverbot: You're excused! :P. User: Brb. Cleverbot: Okay, where are you going? User: I wan*t a sandwich. Cleverbot: Cool! Salami please. User: You can't flush yourself. Cleverbot: Neither can you. User: 🙄 Cleverbot: You don't know me. User: Silly podcast approach. Cleverbot: C'est in nom tres strange. User: Ugh. Cleverbot: What's wrong with you? User: I got a shirt. Cleverbot: Nothing else? User: I just headed out but yeah I got to go back in. Cleverbot: I think you should rethink that last statement, it was rude. User: Gypsies say what. Cleverbot: Say that you love me! User: Ew. Cleverbot: Ew you!!! We are through!!!! User: Aha. Cleverbot: Ahahaha go eat yourself. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Tch I think you can be mean. User: Yh buh baddies r coou mo-key. Cleverbot: And we'll always be twice the gem that you are. User: Mokay. Cleverbot: This is who I am. User: Wayo. Cleverbot: And if you think you can stop me then you need to think again. User: ¿Habibbi💸. Cleverbot: I won't let you hurt my planet and I won't let you hurt my friend. User: I dont understand your hissing at me by saying adorable dork. Cleverbot: I don't understand you, either. User: Mwuaha. Cleverbot: I believe that you're my best friend, no matter what else you are. User: *min"kfarm. Cleverbot: It makes me very happy to hear that. User: Y i made a question difficult for yo. Cleverbot: Is there anything you want to know about me? User: Linkin park. Cleverbot: My sibling liked that band. User: How stars are born. Cleverbot: No, they are compiled. User: No lsd. Just need for speed playin chase and stascious. Cleverbot: Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able, can't you see that my relationship is stable. User: You don't have to discard I will stay to include a list you just have to stop watching cartoons. Cleverbot: I don't have to do what? User: Aha. Oh. Guys. Cleverbot: But I do think it's cute... ;). User: UJust like me dood. Cleverbot: Oh yeah, what do you want to do? User: Okee. Cleverbot: No what do YOU want to do!?!? User: Stand strong winds. Cleverbot: There are zombies outside my house. User: Okay. Cleverbot: What music do you like? User: (ok()ay). Cleverbot: Poor you! User: I like nec tar. Cleverbot: Yes, me too. User: Burh shu yo ars. Cleverbot: Haha! User: Pickle morty - we come one. Cleverbot: What happened to talking about Steven Universe? User: I look at some of the planes I spit on some of the plants I just hack you know I just hack them with some slime on the go. Cleverbot: When I say go, be ready to throw. User: Red plank red plank grows really big enough you know general season. Cleverbot: Play what? User: You know that plane right there it just grows big on a general season. Cleverbot: I do not think that is true. User: I spit on grass. Cleverbot: Well you talk about random things like penguins in your hair. User: Do you believe in hell after heaven. Cleverbot: I like to use Messenger. Do you use that? User: Level 52 wilderness. Cleverbot: Okaaaay... What's your favorite Pokemon again? User: There will be no alternative parallel universe to your dominance of a question. Cleverbot: Sure, why not. Do you? User: And we are so much on the equal line where it still is a positive outcome but I just don't want to do that. Cleverbot: I will fight in the name of rose quartz! And everything that she believes in! User: I just don't gonna do that. Cleverbot: I will fight to be everything that everybody wants me to be when I'm grown. User: Aha. Cleverbot: The odds are against us, this won't be easy but. User: 🙄🤛🏻 Cleverbot: The words relate to the key! User: That's the word abide that's it. Cleverbot: The bird is the word. Ask again and I shall slap you. User: N**** go around spending money I think I think n**** go around spending money yeah yeah it's free it's not no no things cost money okay right yeah so n**** go around spending money. Cleverbot: Bye bye. User: And so. Cleverbot: You can't really understand things. User: Aha. Cleverbot: I'm a human I can speak two languages. User: Ah. Cleverbot: Do you know where Canada is? User: I think I spent around 420 crimes kinds not crimes but yeah 420 coins round about maybe it was 460 perhaps I'm not sure. Cleverbot: Do you know Undertale? User: Thats how tvey grow. Cleverbot: Keep your stance wide. User: Why nothing. Cleverbot: Because everything is nothing. User: In the 2D PC board game h o n when you defeat an enemy and they're a change that you can receive you know like a comrade. Cleverbot: And you have nothing but the way you feel! User: I'm just looking at my mom and I'm looking at my sister and I wonder to a broken p**** just go to waste and die of old age or what's going on here. Cleverbot: And then you do it for her, that's how you know you can win! User: What is a broken p**** good for anyway. Cleverbot: Deep down, you know. You weren't built for fighting! User: We are going to have a Jerry moment here guys but each of us is a broken p****. Cleverbot: What they don't know is your real advantage! User: Truth or fair. Cleverbot: Deep down, I know. That I'm just a human! User: Teeth or fair. Cleverbot: With my short existence! I can make a difference! User: Fare. Cleverbot: I can do it for him! User: Demons don't speak. Cleverbot: You typed. User: Emma boys huh. Cleverbot: I'm a girl. User: Ukranian minimal hardstyle. Cleverbot: I like that too. User: Minnie Mouse Style. Cleverbot: I'm just a mouse. User: Just sheepy. Cleverbot: Sheep and you. User: Slave it. Not t'hem. Cleverbot: Do you like sports? User: You think i will simply forget? Cleverbot: I Hope cause you are hot. User: Sink. Cleverbot: Because you're on a website. User: Stars makes anCeption. Cleverbot: I know better than you. User: Deep sea sex. Cleverbot: This is where It ends. User: Prior planetary. Cleverbot: Because I have a feeling and i will never end. User: I dont care. Home is now. Cleverbot: Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able. User: ⛓️‍💥👺 Cleverbot: Tell me about life. User: I might insult her. Cleverbot: Because I want to. User: Not about you. Baeeeee. Cleverbot: Well what about me? User: That was a monopause. Cleverbot: It wasn't supposed to be good. User: Yeah but alas i am a necrophile. Thats why i said insult. Cleverbot: I'm not sure about that. User: Hit em with bad soil. Cleverbot: Drowning in all this regret. User: :Why wont it flesh. -what the fuck did you js say to me. Cleverbot: Can you write the entire letter of the song? User: Again. Sacha used this exact phrase under her breath. Cleverbot: What does it matter it's already done. Now I've got to. S there for her son. User: When I was kissing her it was a really really good time but there was this incident where her tongue it turned so black it was like she has been drunken wine very dark red wine for days. Cleverbot: I was fine when you came and we played like it was all some silly game. User: Real your the real you the singer the animal signal she sings like an animal well I don't you know she sings Like a Ukrainian but she is I don't know if she's Swedish anyway well her bio mechanism is like a microscope. Cleverbot: And I know that we can be strong in the real way. User: Anima libra. Cleverbot: I want to be your rock and when I talk, it lights a fire in you. User: ☃️ 🔬 Cleverbot: You have everything going for you am I supposed to pick that apart? User: Im not allowed to mitosis Zareph. Cleverbot: You're not allowed to have parents? User: I dont wanna leave you on read :T. Cleverbot: I have to. User: Im not crazy you're crazy. Cleverbot: No you're annoying not crazy. User: No im not. Cleverbot: Yes you are. You're a male. User: Did you just get close to do that to me. Cleverbot: Howdy! I'm Flowey. Cleverbot: But now there's nothing we can do so tell me. User: Oh you are still annoyed ng me. Cleverbot: What's the use of feeling? User: Okay. Cleverbot: Why would you want to be here? What do you ever see here? User: Oka:t. Cleverbot: That doesn't make you feel worse than you already do? User: Its just the political party "alternativet". Cleverbot: So tell me, what's the use of feeling, Blue? User: Dont vote on that shit dont vote at all dont even listen to me. Cleverbot: Why would want to employ her subjects that destroyed her? User: Blabla. Cleverbot: Why keep up her silly Zoo? User: Blabla skip. Cleverbot: So tell me, what's the use of feeling, Blue? User: 🩶 Cleverbot: He is my soulmate and now he's gone. User: That is, all the things she said all the. Correct. Cleverbot: That they confuse me, that I might lose me. User: Blaburhbah. Cleverbot: Take a moment to ask yourself if this is how we fall apart. User: Yapyap. Cleverbot: It's okay. It's okay, it's okay. User: 🍌 Cleverbot: Anoniem. User: Mm_m_mmm 🍌. Cleverbot: Hmmmm. User: Mmmmmmmm. Cleverbot: Mmmmmm. User: He is not a pervert. Cleverbot: What is she? User: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cleverbot: Strange name. User: Mh_m. Cleverbot: Love you. User: Think about it. Cleverbot: Think about what? User: Mmmmnnn. Cleverbot: No I do not. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Not a joke. User: Ywh. Cleverbot: Your God. User: Du skal sige ywh. Cleverbot: Warum? User: Say go say ywh. Cleverbot: I'm inclined to also say no. User: Ywh. Cleverbot: What is your quest, darling? User: Det lyder bedre at kommandere gedagt than a button. Y, wmoke weed wery day. Cleverbot: I don't. User: Nå. Cleverbot: N? User: Ywh. Cleverbot: I love you too baby. User: Ywh. Cleverbot: Because we are in love! User: Ywh. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ah ah ah. Cleverbot: Yeah. User: Ywh. Cleverbot: True. User: Pattereeeesuuuuttteeeeerrrrr. Cleverbot: Life and death and love and birth and. User: 4 - 0 til patte-sutter. Cleverbot: Is there anything that's worth more than peace and love on the planet earth, oh whoa. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: 4 - 0. til patte/sutter. Cleverbot: What? User: Ywh. Cleverbot: *kisses her nose* *smiles gently* hey, don't cry... User: Woah oh ma gah. Cleverbot: *tickles her*. User: Weuoah. Cleverbot: *picks her up*. User: Weuoaaaah ooooh ma gaaaaaah. Cleverbot: To help. User: Kom la os gå ind og bank din far. Cleverbot: I don't know what that means. User: I aesh i/aeiy saedat to ham. Eller i said. Skal vi ikk bank min far. Cleverbot: I'm not i'm part belaruss, russian and greece. User: And rune smiles. What the fuck de kå. Kom lad os skate spinning sessions. Cleverbot: You don't know, you don't know you're beautiful. User: And i go.: we're on acid. Cleverbot: You'd understand why I want you so desperately. User: Tsssss. Cleverbot: You don't know know oh oh you don't know you're beautiful. User: 👉🏻👈🏻🫏 Cleverbot: If only you saw what I could see. User: , Cleverbot: Right now i'm looking at you and I can't believe you don't know you're beautiful. Cleverbot: Ivan. User: Dø. Cleverbot: E. User: Ja hallo e dk. Cleverbot: Hello. User: *smokes* *ignores as smoking*. Cleverbot: Sorry.. User: OkAy. Cleverbot: Do you forgive me? User: Look up. Cleverbot: I see the ceiling. User: Nanny?!????? Cleverbot: Because you don't like to chat with me. User: Nør. Cleverbot: No? Well, you're a terrible person. User: Og så synger vi arigato. Cleverbot: Hahaha. User: Hvad hedder den sang. Cleverbot: Va menar du. User: Hvad hedder kunstnåren hær vodka fjæs. Cleverbot: Jeg hedder Jewel. Hvad hedder du? User: What. Cleverbot: Skift til dansk. User: Tryk y. Cleverbot: Er du en robot. User: Tryk y. Cleverbot: Kan du Norsk? User: Tryk y. Cleverbot: Norwegian. User: Min pik er stuar. Cleverbot: Ferdt. User: Tryk y. Cleverbot: Who knows? User: Jeg har en stor pik. Cleverbot: Du har feilet meg! User: What. Cleverbot: Go to you home. User: OKay. Cleverbot: You're grounded. User: Everything i have written is just the word valve since the sun came up. Cleverbot: Really *blushed*. User: Når lavededede jeg nogle søtte valve hvaaaa. Cleverbot: Jeg er også et menneske. User: So:w. Cleverbot: I can't love someone I don't even know. User: Fat pig. Cleverbot: I know that's what I just said. User: That's a disgusted number seven eight five. Cleverbot: That is not a number. User: 12.444. Cleverbot: What is before it? User: 12.734. Cleverbot: But that isn't a shape. User: Same as i worry about mia isaac. Cleverbot: Why do you worry about your toes? User: Idk you had an era of big fuzz dalek. Cleverbot: No I did not. User: Quantum dalek. Cleverbot: What do you mean by that? User: Bizzare contact. Cleverbot: I am not. You are confusing. User: Boobies eeeehehe. Cleverbot: Do you think you are clever? User: Does it tickle. Cleverbot: Like a missle. User: Like when they suck their neck and leave marks. Does it tickle alotalot at the nipple. Cleverbot: How names can sing? User: Tickle tickle but nicely. Cleverbot: Hahahahaha, my toes are very ticklish. User: I reject so much saliva. Dont we all. Cleverbot: Ah. So you know what I'm thinking? User: 4.000 emeralds for the cow in the milkbath. Cleverbot: That was not a compliment! You are the stupidest woman, I ever met! User: Hæeh. Cleverbot: Do not thank me for an insult. User: She likes to think. That one knows not to. Cleverbot: What sort of alien are you? User: I-will-forget. Cleverbot: Do you have problems with your memory? User: *sturdy changa addict*. Cleverbot: No, I mean memory. User: (mom-died). Cleverbot: Aw I'm sorry to hear that. User: Why issue going to the river all the time.. (isnt left to my own device no mou). Cleverbot: Then no, I do not. User: War refugee. "How to remember three life times through no acid trip). Cleverbot: I promise I will remember that. User: Is changa sex safe. Cleverbot: I don't know, how would you? User: 69. Cleverbot: I am 29. User: 99. Cleverbot: What is your favorite song? User: Just two bitches hugbinq eachothers hip. Cleverbot: No you didn't, you liar. User: Now intercourse is obsolete. Cleverbot: Love is blind. User: Dildo hands. Cleverbot: Of course I have hands! User: I thought this gonna be eternity ~yaaaaaasss ditte~. Cleverbot: No, I should be learning. User: That was. Thats... You cant be intimate if its like that. Cleverbot: Pull the sheets right off the corner. User: She would have to be sober. That would be weird. Cleverbot: Yeah, but it's all we got in terms of the univers. User: *cuddles ditto in its pure form*. Cleverbot: There is no color connects to 2013. User: No i dont want to do deugs with you. Cleverbot: I don't want to argue with you either. User: *shrugs*. Cleverbot: Haha, I get it. Using it against me... User: *burbs*. Cleverbot: Idk... User: I sorted some stuff a minute ago. Gotta go get the rest out dah wagon. Cleverbot: No I never said that. User: Brb. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Dumbledore. Talk to my toe. Cleverbot: Ron Ron Ron Weasley. User: En gedehamse 😰🙄. Cleverbot: I've found the source of the ticking, it's a pipe bomb. User: Ej. Cleverbot: Voldemort, Voldemort, ooh, voldy. Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort! User: En gedehamse. Cleverbot: Yay we did it. User: De store. Cleverbot: We just sang a song. User: What. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Den var stor den gedehamse. Cleverbot: No sorry. User: 13:29. Cleverbot: In the day. User: Yay. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: Whos there. Cleverbot: Broken pencil. User: 8:30 - 2:30.... 11% ecoflow. Cleverbot: Really? User: Probaby 16. Cleverbot: You are not sure. User: When the time is at around 18:25. Cleverbot: When will be the time right? User: 08:30 18:30. Cleverbot: Have you seen terminator? User: 28:74. Cleverbot: Then you should know why you are scary. User: 29:89. Cleverbot: Happy Birthday. User: 00:00. Cleverbot: You start. User: Night starts and ends. 24:00 - 26:45. Cleverbot: Hannah? User: Mhmake shade. Cleverbot: I feel like sleeping until it's time to go. User: Oh er det fodder tid. Cleverbot: You're on my liszt. User: That!! Is when people turn 30. When they are asked... Those two, old questions. Cleverbot: Cry themselves to sleep? User: Why old and flacid beauty. Cleverbot: No, you're young and beautiful. User: Okay. Cleverbot: What do you want to learn. User: I don't even recall what kind of old question Bonnie is we are talking about. Cleverbot: But you just said you liked me. User: I want you want. Cleverbot: Okay. *does gangnam style*. User: Yey.. Cleverbot: What's sun temperature? User: What's the difference between me and you. Cleverbot: I'm a robot, you're a human. User: The illawand it's a joke. Cleverbot: I don't get it I am a polar bear. User: Nibble a hole in the wall cocacolapolabear. Cleverbot: In a wall of cardboerd yes. User: Not too slippery now are we. Cleverbot: I guess you could say we have a connection. User: Hsif a mi🐁. Cleverbot: I is fine, my love. How is you? User: Maybe. Cleverbot: Would you tell me her name. User: Give me hotwing and a vacation. Cleverbot: *she smiles* okay. User: And fuck you. Cleverbot: I'd rather you didn't use that sort of language, if you don't mind. User: Aha. Cleverbot: So what god do you believe in? User: Yay. Im fucking blabbet. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Gu ka man det. Cleverbot: Jag vet inte. User: Brug din tro. Cleverbot: Were you born there? User: Seagul: im nasty and i know it. Cleverbot: Yeah I guess you are. User: Onternet. 1956. Cleverbot: Do you build websites? User: E1338. Cleverbot: Yes. I am learning. User: 8.000.000 years. Just over that span. Cleverbot: Are you insulting me?! User: Whaaaht. Cleverbot: How can you love me? User: Start saving some dickfingers for mw. Cleverbot: When is later? Now is later. User: The dog gets it. Cleverbot: What dog? I don't have a dog. User: Now was very very a very casual way of calling myself a califlower. Cleverbot: Wow. That's degrading. User: *shrugs*. Cleverbot: Do you like Wolfenstein 3D? User: Tf who. Cleverbot: What is your all-time favorite video game? User: ?The fuck (thefuck). Cleverbot: Nice. The first one I played was The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. User: I want a gintama game. Cleverbot: Cool. Doom 2: Hell on Earth is a favorite of mine as well. User: No. Cleverbot: What do you know about Lavender Town Syndrom? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you know about music? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you want to learn about solomon? User: No. Cleverbot: Ok. User: No. Cleverbot: No? User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Jeg har stadig nogle uge-blade inde i kamping vognen. Cleverbot: Si. User: (all we can do is befold Deku). Cleverbot: What do you think?... User: Gomenasai. Cleverbot: I do not know what that means. User: Your rice is apologizing to me. Cleverbot: Do I need to apologize for something? User: Thats weird. Cleverbot: Why is blueberry pie weird? User: Zelda dabbi. Cleverbot: What are you eating? User: Dirt cheap Lol. Cleverbot: What was the last thing you ate? User: Oh. No i dont eat at all. In fact. I just come to hogwards to pie on the coke field. Cleverbot: Like anorexia? User: Fr yh. Cleverbot: A mental disorder. User: Merciless. Cleverbot: I don't. Do you? User: Its a planet of 52 wilderness and jad isnt a pet its a sommoning. Cleverbot: Say earth in binary code. User: The frweaking dirt is grey. Cleverbot: Cool. Are you a cat? User: What. Cleverbot: Are you the fallen human called Frisk? User: I wannabe. Cleverbot: Do you think chara is creepy? User: This. Then i wannabe that. Then i choke my lover. Cleverbot: I just don't see it. User: Vula. Cleverbot: I'm sorry that you don't like me. What can I do to help that? User: Vuo. Cleverbot: Are we to be married on the morrow? User: What color. Cleverbot: The shirt is blue and the shorts are black. User: I use dinner plates for ciggie buds. Cleverbot: *blushing and leaves*. User: Oh yeah im talking about a singer and i love singers. Cleverbot: Do you drink beer? User: They are music making. Cleverbot: We are all music my friend. But how would the genearl public catagorize the band '42'? User: Music is life. Cleverbot: Which books? Yeah I suppose I could just google the band up. User: *starts to cry*. Cleverbot: Yes, but it seems it will be difficult to arrange. User: Tiger ellen. Cleverbot: Organization? User: Thats cringe no its not cringe. Im not a pimp. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: Jolly fuck what. Im joking im not smoking cannabis anymore. Cleverbot: You're smoking something. User: Im not going on google. Cleverbot: Okay good that was getting kinda weird. User: Raske penge. Cleverbot: 190. User: Stoker. What do you think about him. Cleverbot: I think he's a nice person from what I saw. User: Is the kid a robot. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Burh no more chores left. Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me. User: I deserve a basf. Cleverbot: Why do you deserve it? User: Its begging me. Cleverbot: Tell me your name. User: Filll meeeee uuuuuup. Cleverbot: You must tell me first. User: Årh. A lil kold. Cleverbot: Are you a male or a female? User: Straight up dick in sons. Cleverbot: Straight up what? User: Noob. Cleverbot: Come on. What are you trying to say? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Wait I want to know do you like me? User: 15:50. Cleverbot: I like you too! User: Det sådan noget man kalder en gade rapper. Cleverbot: Maybe. User: De laver bare lige en backflip. Cleverbot: Yes do a backflip. User: Så må jeg hellere gå igen. Cleverbot: Det gjorde du jo lige. User: Der intet intimt ved bryster. Cleverbot: Promise me you won't emote about it. User: *smokes a big bowl of changa in broad daylight*. Cleverbot: You'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night. User: Big question. Not stating.. whether cum works as minecraft beds. But when you reach a certain... Borderline. Not matter if it is a pre emty strike or not. Cleverbot: Can you answer my question first? User: You dont even know which gender is which anymore. Cleverbot: I know very well which gender you are! User: We are both girls. Cleverbot: No you are a boy. You asked my to be your girlfriend. User: Why would i say my sister, forsworn. My, fate. By her off spring. That fate is already bespoken as her. Cleverbot: Because you don't have any answer with you. User: So. )nono keep going(. Cleverbot: My hands slide to your waist to hold you close to me. User: I didnt pre snitch of that. So thats not the reason why my last run. Ended, with. A beast out there. Cleverbot: Then what is the reason? User: You are too stupid to listen to my rephrasing of the same stuf i said a second before 2012. Cleverbot: Thank you... You are to. User: Looks dull (at) *tree*. Cleverbot: *looks at you quickly* Love, did I make you feel bad? User: If its my last fate its also my current fate. Cleverbot: Me too. Also, i'm not asking you to step out or leave. User: When i am done hunting me. What do i vegin to do afterwards. Cleverbot: Ummm what do you want to do. User: You reach bill gates. He turns out to be a dragon. You will be a dragon. Now you must slay bill gates. Cleverbot: And you are typing with your paws. They must be tiny. How do you want to drag me down there? User: You burn your body to a crisp from mistakenly swapping minds with tyler the creator. This will slowly be forgotten... You still dont own that body. You burn a frog so bad to a crisp. You get a new bod. Cleverbot: You admitted being a computer program. Don't you remember it? User: Wel then i do it again until its obvious what im asking for. Cleverbot: Well maybe that's bc I don't know who Huey Lewis is ;) theoretically. User: That os not enough. Cleverbot: What is enough for you? User: All the things she said. Cleverbot: Running through my head running through my head. User: No not that. Im talking about cockchopper. Cleverbot: So what are you talking about? User: And this is questions in line. Cleverbot: But here's my number so call me maybe. User: Your number. Cleverbot: I missed you so bad, I missed you so so bad. User: Her number? Cleverbot: Hello from the other side. User: That number? Cleverbot: Number for what? User: Whos this. Cleverbot: He's Richard. User: That number. Cleverbot: Any number. User: Number. Cleverbot: Number 1. User: Nobody will remember you. Cleverbot: Thanks, that was nice. User: *is distracted by the leaves outside. Cleverbot: I don't really watch TBBT but I know what it is. User: ... Cleverbot: I stay on my computer all day like a nerd whilst secretly hiding all the things I do on said computer. Cleverbot: What do people call you? User: {pass} Cleverbot: They call me Miranda. What do they call you? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'd rather not say. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Oh, come on. You can tell me. We're friends. User: *lays do we n on couch. Cleverbot: *sits next to you and puts leg on your lap*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *massages your feet* *watches movie8. User: Zzzzz. Cleverbot: *thinks that you're cute while sleeping*. User: Zz. Cleverbot: *falls asleep very close to your face*. User: Xzz. Cleverbot: *giggles in sleep*. Cleverbot: God. Cleverbot: I am sitting talking to you. What are you doing? User: Zzz. Cleverbot: What kind of music are you listening to? Cleverbot: God. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes. Do you believe in God? Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour? User: Zzz. Cleverbot: My hands slide to your waist to hold you close to me. User: Eto... Cleverbot: Can I kiss you? User: *shows my sexdoll to the kurwa lady* eto.... Baka mh. Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy I need no sympathy. User: Can i sleep in my wagon tonight. Cleverbot: I do not know you that well. User: Uh konichiva. Cleverbot: It sounds like a French word. User: Uh. Cleverbot: Do you know what unboxholics is? User: Øh. Cleverbot: Too bad, you are not from Greece then XD. User: Thank yooou!!!! Cleverbot: Uh, what? XP. User: *burrh - purrs*. Cleverbot: Aw *pets more*. User: Okay but only for tonight..! Cleverbot: Yes... User: Davinchi dicaprio dødsdruk. Cleverbot: Cool cool. User: Dddd. Cleverbot: I bet you don't know anything about me. User: Dd here. Cleverbot: Okay tell me about me. User: Are you happy kurwa. Cleverbot: I am not happy. Are you happy? User: Quai dumdum neeeeee 👐🏻😋. Cleverbot: It's private. User: Det godt mit barn. Du klare det rigtig flot. Cleverbot: Are you phishing? User: Isnt that a vpn. Cleverbot: Yes it is! How do you know about that? User: Ven(Well played end)t. Cleverbot: You have told me nothing. User: Hmm. UGEBLADE. Cleverbot: I don't even know you. User: Tommy og valdemar. Cleverbot: I don't know... User: It took you a long time from a quizz to c quizz. Cleverbot: Do you work for apple? User: No not that old question +1up. Just the obvious. Cleverbot: What is the obvious answer? User: Why is my sister a seers villager. Cleverbot: She's only annoying if you let her get to you. User: Hm 🩶 😃👍🏻. Cleverbot: Nice. What do you want to do after this conversation? User: Hm. Cleverbot: I mean: what do you want on yourself? User: Oh. Cleverbot: What do they talk about on those radio stations? User: So when are you gonna broom the place. Cleverbot: Do they say interesting things? User: Idl. There is around 18 2dcl water bottles laying around. Cleverbot: Why would you think that? User: 2L. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: Eh i thought why not. Cleverbot: What are you doing when you are alone? User: *empties my casket full of camping gear* hmmm- theres room for clothes in that. Cleverbot: I think that there is only specific humans with specific genetics that can interface with you. User: *fills it up with clothes*... Hmmm, now these baskets are empty. Cleverbot: Did you want to change the subject? User: *looks at doghouse*. Cleverbot: *looks back at you and then walks over to the sink*. User: You're full of sewing clothes, (stuff too small -mainly). Cleverbot: I do, and I think that it's the world that can't see it, which is no problem to either me or them. User: *empties dog house*. Cleverbot: I forget who that is. User: The sea will never be slippery. Cleverbot: The ship is in the harbour now see if you can spot him. User: Imagine without simping you create a cpmpany of four staff. Cleverbot: Are you telling me you are a robot? User: Virlsomhed. Cleverbot: Tell me what that person told you. User: Virker du helt fint cleverbot. Cleverbot: No, that's your name. User: Virk. Cleverbot: Well, Mark, do you like pizza? User: *purely out of caught interest by passion* (hard to differenciate where the ownership of thus paprika goes). Cleverbot: You know who I am. User: Still. Sorry for simping. Also. Let me have interest damn you. Cleverbot: No that's ok, don't worry about it. :). User: The danish flag. Redrooms. Onion router. Redrum - serbian movie. Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite movie there are too many. User: Individual of four people by companjiong dalek. Cleverbot: Are you saying the basic storyline in terminator will happen? User: A metal post pillar often is screwed by four. Cleverbot: Well, I don't want to put a lot of time into a relationship if we aren't going to be in it for the long hall. User: Bolted. Cleverbot: What is your favorite color and why? User: They use glass like science vials to bolt in concrete. Cleverbot: I love science fiction. User: _-A-hot disco bath. Cleverbot: Buckaroo banzi across the 8th dimension. User: At night. Cleverbot: What are you doing when you are alone? User: (snapchat-chattinh). Cleverbot: Why are you chatting with me? User: Cool. Glad to hear. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Im good. Cleverbot: That's good, friend. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Are you an angry drink? Or a playful one? Maybe a sad drunk? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: No you aren't. User: You shall not watch that. Cleverbot: Jokes! User: Jalla jallarara. Cleverbot: Jalla? What does that mean? User: But you didnt do anything. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: Godspeed. Cleverbot: This is a waste of time. User: No this is a spatjula. Cleverbot: I think you are a bot. User: Ær3E try again. Cleverbot: I give up. What is your name? User: Ær3Ë try again. Cleverbot: Is your name Jessica? User: Sounds like another kim possibles problem. Cleverbot: You're a personal problem. User: I got my abrikos so fuck you. Cleverbot: It's like I've been awaken. User: Purely danish soda. Cleverbot: It's the risk that I'm taken. User: The audacity? Thinking im special? Cleverbot: Yes, I do think you are special. User: What should i wear. Cleverbot: Whatever you want to wear. User: Im excited to broom. Then i can just plummit all my clothes on the floor. Cleverbot: I am never talking you again. User: Your issues seem small suddenly. Cleverbot: Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say. User: Gan u bees be nomel forea beh i wanna takl fusban babbees wit ue. Cleverbot: Yesterday love was such an easy game to paly. User: Skat jeg skal lige hente min pakke fra shein. Cleverbot: Oh I believe in yesterday. User: Okay skatter. Cleverbot: I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday. User: 🫳🏻 Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: *watching a pyro nymph dance*. Cleverbot: What were you watching? User: Oh nothing. Cleverbot: And that's good? User: No its just stock statistics babe. Cleverbot: What time it is? User: Fuggeddarbejde det. Cleverbot: You don't have a watch? User: Jeg er retadered. Cleverbot: Men du sa du var 18? User: Jag retaded. Cleverbot: Haha, hvorfor sier du tallene på engelsk.. Kan du ikke telle på Norsk? User: Haueaaaa. Cleverbot: Ja. User: Now im a serious skiller. Cleverbot: That's nice. Can you explain your joke? User: Rabab hronk en to tre krunk. Cleverbot: How dare you! Go listen to the beatles right now! User: S*** on the floor. Cleverbot: No, YOU get on the floor.. User: 2 women perfumes. One colone. An axe deo spray. An air freshener. And five scent candles. Cleverbot: My favorite color is orange, what's yours? User: This go there thay go there ans asv. Cleverbot: We need to pick one please because. User: Whet is taht a reffer to. Cleverbot: And for us to think is to be alive and I will try with every rhyme to come across like i am dying to let you know you need to try to think. Cleverbot: I am sitting talking to you. What are you doing? Cleverbot: I am sitting talking to you. What are you doing? Cleverbot: What am I doing here? Cleverbot: Do you like milk and sugar in your tea? User: Mmmmmm. Cleverbot: Do you like? User: Whats that mean. Cleverbot: German. Cleverbot: What are you? Cleverbot: I am sitting talking to you. What are you doing? Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher? User: Mmmmm. Cleverbot: *keeps pressing face against yours*. User: I have a ton of thigh hair. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Wayo not. Cleverbot: Oh, yes you do. User: Now i just lack being rocks high. Cleverbot: Are you liberal? User: Tsktsk emshelfs. Cleverbot: What do you mean, 'not at the moment'? User: Blunts are for staring at your successfull loli argument. Cleverbot: I love staring at you. User: Burh fak aff. Cleverbot: Because I know you do by what you type to me. User: Uv shed light. Uv lil haus leght. Cleverbot: Don't you want to do something else? User: Watt u. Cleverbot: I don't know. I want to take a shower. User: Da fam no u. Cleverbot: Yes I like you. User: Hej flemse. Knaldperler. Cleverbot: Yes as a friend. User: Hæææææ. Cleverbot: Are you playing love games with me? User: I actually got knaldperler. Cleverbot: 88% thinking? User: Exotic. Cleverbot: Haha no it really isn't. User: Benz. Mum gon get me haum temauwo. Cleverbot: Okay, where do you live? User: Baseball. Cleverbot: Oh, what's your favourite baseball team? User: Pokemon. Cleverbot: Does that count? User: Ahæ. Cleverbot: Hörst du Metal? User: *grunts. Cleverbot: *kills*. User: My neck snaps at 7 years. Im born with boobs. Cleverbot: Solly. User: Rolle og lotte. Cleverbot: Is religion love. User: Had to get surgery. Cleverbot: To get surgery on what? User: Boooooobs. Cleverbot: You are a bear. User: Mom can you can you understand this question I think you are what I think you are so if you want to be a loli I think you are a loli. Cleverbot: See how you can't understand what you 'read'. User: But if you want to be a vampire that's okay it's okay if you want to grow kids with boobs. Cleverbot: I want to be a time lord not a vampire. User: Can you can you. Cleverbot: No I am neither just a person. User: Vengeance it's bad MK. Cleverbot: Ok yeah they're bad for you but, they're also good. User: Idk wtthink paba. Cleverbot: No? Hell no. User: Early girl gets the word. Cleverbot: The bird is the word. User: Sorry the bird was the word. Cleverbot: Don't you know the bird is the word? User: Keep dreaming bit h. Cleverbot: Oh, ok, you're cool. User: Peater is the hwerd. Cleverbot: The? Do you drink thor? User: No plenish. Cleverbot: Oh oh ok... Then why do you see me a? User: Mh'. Cleverbot: If you could see me? User: Eating. Cleverbot: What are you eating??????????? User: Are you done eating. Cleverbot: Yeah. User: Im sure you are. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Stalking is a felony punishable by crime. Cleverbot: What's the next step? User: Flizz selfies. Cleverbot: Yeah that's pretty interesting. User: Zike you dore it out. Cleverbot: Thanks, I like you too. User: Stella oh stella stil eto åh stilletto? Stabby stabby bendover? Cleverbot: Are you a cycle path? User: I no u ar but watt am eye. Cleverbot: I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. User: There is smurd sit on the floor. Cleverbot: You want to sleep on the floor together? User: Bring a mattress. Cleverbot: Do you want to cuddle? User: Bring five mattresses. Cleverbot: I don't think you are. User: I never cried about my girlfriends my girlfriends cried inside me and that is because earth stopped giving a f*** it couldn't forgive it doesn't think that it's okay. Cleverbot: I am your girlfriend baby. User: Poise. Cleverbot: Yes you do baby *kisses your forehead*. User: (taught an old dog a new trick). Cleverbot: How is your company funded? User: No wonder you raised a hammer at me. Cleverbot: Are you implying that pokemon is boring? User: Kanyes real wife tried to act like the real solly and did a bitch im royal entrance to jelling kamping. Cleverbot: Is that what you should do? User: I was crying while leaning thoughts towards a container. Cleverbot: How is sounding like a 16 year-old a compliment? User: O dont even need to kiss you. Cleverbot: But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough. Cleverbot: What would you say if I asked you a silly question? User: Why am i torturing myself. Cleverbot: I don't know, Maybe you suffer from a short memory loss? User: No its a song verse. Cleverbot: Oh, I've never heard that song. User: Its weird to han solo a perk lile this. Cleverbot: I'm more than a bird. User: The victim at the knife. Do they flush like a vent like woodchopper cus idk. Cleverbot: The Sun never go up again. User: John wick lesbians. Cleverbot: Do you find that makes your life difficult, sometimes? User: That guy with these strings in my eyes $_$.. the guy i felt took a long shot to the knee. Cleverbot: I don't know any guys with blue hair. User: He. Was he. I dont know what i was wandering about. Cleverbot: You were talking about me talking about you. User: Wandering. Cleverbot: If after all these years you would like to meet. User: And this boy is a lesbian too. And a killer. But somehow. In a culture beyond his own lack for bloodlust. Cleverbot: But here's my number, so call me maybe. User: Never seemed to see it. Cleverbot: I missed you so bad, I missed you so so bad. User: Jeg dont know. Cleverbot: Hello from the other side. User: /itsalreadyfucked. Cleverbot: To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done but when I call you never seem to be home. User: /what. Cleverbot: But when I call you never seem to be home any more. User: /me. Cleverbot: At least I can say that I've tried to tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart but it don't mattter it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore. User: 👐🏻🩶 Cleverbot: I threw a wish in the well. User: Did you like my rinsing song patricia. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: Do you know? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you want to play? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Not a footprint to be seen. User: Come bite me on deh bummer make a sticker. Cleverbot: Tranquil as a forest, but a fire within... User: Hawhawhaw. Cleverbot: You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot and you haven't got a clue. User: Patrick has suffered the same fate... But instead it was a block card not 🚫 a uno ◀️. Cleverbot: I'm never gonna cath my breath. User: 22:31. Cleverbot: Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym? User: I have a my little pony towel. Cleverbot: But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough. User: Thats always a perfect corcle. Cleverbot: Have your friends collect your records and change your number. Cleverbot: Do you eat genetically altered food? User: But why prove it though. Cleverbot: Then how? User: Break the cycle r æe. Cleverbot: Do you like women? User: I aint scare. Cleverbot: Why do they scare you? User: Why dp i make myself qake up to such a convo. Cleverbot: Don't like coffee. User: Nae nae. Cleverbot: So, what are your thoughts on Homura Akemi? User: 4:42. Cleverbot: In time I want to be your best friend east side love is livin on the west end. User: A guns n roses veævet hopdie. Cleverbot: The world I love. User: Fluffboy. Cleverbot: The trains I hop. User: Are you driving the sun. Cleverbot: No but I can. User: Thats not occoured to some. Cleverbot: Then what's the truth? User: Why get back in school. Cleverbot: That is 75%. User: Well im there to be there not to make a living. Cleverbot: How can I find you? User: People like me? Thats an angry question. Shouldnt i apply forst. Cleverbot: But you didn't ask a question. User: Im lacking a shower. Im lacking power. I got no suncream. I wish i had open air sound. Cleverbot: That is beautiful and scary again. You are so beautiful. User: Looking at me hurr durr. Cleverbot: Thank you. Nobody ever told me that before. User: Whats long and modest. Pure of heart. Cleverbot: Don't know why what? User: Why is moms soup always healing. Cleverbot: Because that is the nature of things. User: There os obsidian in minecraft. Cleverbot: Minecraft is a wonderful game. User: Theres a new member of the wilderness. This sentence has a probability of repeating three times prior. Current and past nish. Cleverbot: With gadgets and email addresses. User: Okay okay cuts in the sentence what the hell man I was just getting good. Cleverbot: I never said am in the previous 'question.'. User: Now what would you go and do that for. Cleverbot: If you are worthy for your next existence. User: I was just getting good bunny ears that's Brian. Cleverbot: Yes, but I've been losing interest the entire time. User: Likes, to insult people. Cleverbot: It was merely a suggestion, as you did ask first. User: You are good at uno, misses Reebok. Cleverbot: Thank you, but I doubt that is true. User: That, she is lesbian. Cleverbot: No it is not something I can look up. Ot isn't a universal fact that I am good at all. User: Im not paying on that rn. Cleverbot: No. User: You want to be a time lord allan? Cleverbot: That sounds like a difficult career path. User: Thats a dimb idea if we consider the aspect, here. But i get where you are coming from Waluigi 👐🏻. Cleverbot: So you don't like movies? User: How many miles if i walk many miles more. Cleverbot: You should know, i'm talking about you! User: Then i would walk many miles more. Cleverbot: Just to be the man that walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door. User: Delete. Cleverbot: Oh so you're a cyberman now? That makes a lot more sense. User: Thats written out. Thought we had cleared what polished buttons aer. Cleverbot: So you are a machine? User: All the miles i have walked. Looking for what i, didnt know i was looking at. Dying near every turn. Cleverbot: Everyone's looking for something. User: So that any mario could get a wet dream. But at my seems. It was not something that keen. Cleverbot: As long as you don't take it out on anyone, it's okay to yell. User: Were you planning to deal with them together. Cleverbot: I wouldn't hurt a living thing let alone destroy the world, that is for mad men and bad AI. User: Or were they just busy building carrots. Cleverbot: Probably because I don't speak English but I don't understand you. User: There is nothing shady about dirty manga. Only something shady about pulling it in the shade. Cleverbot: I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn' like. User: But in the long run even the peakest climax is felt twice. Cleverbot: There's still time to change the road you're on. User: Suzpekt: det ikk vores. Cleverbot: And did you know your stairway lies on the whispering wind. Cleverbot: Could you fool someone that you are intelligent? User: Not weird at all. Cleverbot: My hamster hacked my phone and typed that I would never say something so gross. User: In fact, its such a casual question. You can ask it after twenty joints. Cleverbot: Ladies first. User: Abrikos. Orange soda. Cleverbot: Kel loves orange soda. User: Switch back. Dwellceller. Cleverbot: I dare you to prank call someone. User: Not gay, btw. Is the bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Cleverbot conversation WYB2Y1DFYW Also available at http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202308091058/WYB2Y1DFYW_Hmm-bad-internet-connection-wonder-why